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It sounds like the feeling of dying if you try it.

[System...] Jiang Du Xunying was a little skeptical about life, and asked again in disbelief, [Are you sure? ]

This time the system itself hesitated: [This... This is also an unavoidable solution. If the host can't let Sakaguchi Ango not work for a period of time before we think of a long-term solution, that's the only way to go. ]

[Otherwise, all the members of the Ability and Secret Service Division can only be dismissed from get off work. As for the power, the host has experienced it not long ago. ]

Jiang Du Xunying: […] Okay, he understands.

[But I'm not very good at handling the work of the secret service department, why don't you help me with the system? ] Jiang Du Xunying tried to bargain, [The system said, if you made these things and I was just responsible for copying them, would the situation be a little less serious? ]

Now it's the system's turn to play six speechless points: […]

[Don’t be speechless, the main body skills of this vest are not made by you, and the problem now is your problem. ] Jiang Du Xunying justifiably doesn't want to work, [So shouldn't it be you who do it?And maybe it really won't have much impact by doing so? ]

System: [...Okay, host, I can give it a try. ]

This time, he probably died without trying.

Mole Sakaguchi stopped communicating with the system, and the time in his mind passed for a second. The boy looked up at Ango Sakaguchi and asked, "What did Chief Taneda say?"

Ango Sakaguchi didn't pay attention to the boy's short-term blankness, and replied: "They said they would try their best to arrange less work for me, but I really can't do nothing. After all, there are a lot of jobs, and everyone is too busy."

He looked at the tangled expression on the boy's face, and asked with some doubts: "What's the matter? If you are still worried about the effect of your ability, I will try to finish it as soon as possible."

"But..." Ango Sakaguchi pursed his lips, "Even my efficiency will be slowed down by the effect of your ability."

Mole Sakaguchi took a deep breath and whispered, "Why don't I come?"

Ango Sakaguchi didn't hear clearly: "What?"

"I said—" the boy's eyes fluttered and his eyes flicked around, "how about I help you with some work? This will make it faster."

Ango Sakaguchi's expression was as shocked as that of Jiangdu Xunying just now: "What did you say? You do it?"

He bent down and reached out to touch the boy's forehead. He couldn't believe it: "You don't have a fever, do you? Did you use a special ability to make those gangsters lose their motivation to work not long ago, which made him a little unconscious. Why don't you take a rest, I I told the farming chief that I won’t be working today.”

"I don't have a fever." Mole Sakaguchi pouted and snorted softly, "I'm not talking nonsense, anyway, that's it!"

The boy put his hands on his hips, stomped his feet and said angrily, "I'll help you work, can't I?"

"...It's not impossible," Ango Sakaguchi hesitated, "but didn't you say that you should not be exposed to work? Is there no problem? Will it cause any damage to your body? Hmm - and you will Deal with it?"

Mole Sakaguchi: "Of course I will deal with it!"

He said awkwardly: "Actually, there is a rule in the ability that does not allow me to touch the work personally, but I don't know what will happen after the touch. It should, it shouldn't be a serious matter. You can give it a try."

Ango Sakaguchi was a little shaken. He looked at the boy with his fingers knotted behind his back and his eyes were wandering, and sighed softly: "Can't it really be nullified?"

Mole Sakaguchi said sullenly: "No, I tried it before." So why is this a body skill!If it was really just a passive effect of the ability, it would be great to just grab Dazai Bandage and use it as a nullification tool.

"Then, let's try it now?" Sakaguchi Ango asked tentatively, "I'll inform the farming chief first."

The boy nodded.

When Ango Sakaguchi informed Taneda of the fire, Mole Sakaguchi touched the side of the desk, climbed onto the chair, and stared at the documents on the table in a daze.

When the other party said that it was ready, Mole Sakaguchi carefully picked up the top document and put it in front of him to look at it.

[system. ]

[OK, host. ]

As a high-tech magic AI system, the processing speed is naturally very fast. Before Mole Sakaguchi has finished reading the file, the system has already scanned, extracted the simplified content, and typed the reply on the system interface.

Mole Sakaguchi picked up the pen and began to write on the paper under Ango Sakaguchi's worried eyes.

Everything is beautiful, everything is quiet, only the slight rustle of the pen tip sliding across the paper, and there is no scary scene as expected.

Ango Sakaguchi and Mole Sakaguchi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

But just as the last word was being written, an accident happened suddenly.

A wonderful feeling rose from his heart and quickly spread throughout his body. The boy looked at the document in his hand, and the words that were originally terrifying in the eyes of salted fish and rotten people, like a scourge, became extraordinarily kind and beautiful, Sakaguchi The way Mole looked at the document changed.

Sangsang's dull eyes lit up with a "bass", as if the whole person was radiating light, with fanaticism and cruelty in his eyes, all his thoughts were turned upside down at this moment, what "work is shit" "All cognitions like this have changed drastically.

Work is shit?What kind of shit is work?

Do not! ! !

Mole Sakaguchi's breath became short of breath. He was frantically writing on the paper with a brush, and the number of documents on the desktop decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye.

[system! !quick!I'm done!Hurry up and go on! ! ]

Work is a treasure in the world! !

How can a person live without a job? This is the instinct that a person should have in order to survive!What a wonderful thing it is to work, it can actually bring people into contact with so many things, why should people not work!His previous thoughts were simply heresy, the thoughts that obliterated such a beautiful thing as human beings! !

What a beautiful writing, what a beautiful job!Work is the god of mankind! !

system:[? ? ? ! ! ! ]

[Host! ! ! ]

Jiang Du Xunying has been completely infected, and now he really wants to pinch the system's neck and shout: [Quick!As a qualified employee, how can you not work!Asking for leave and fishing are heinous crimes! !Hurry up and work with me, as my system, how can it not work! ! ]

[There are still so many documents on the table, what kind of paradise is this! ]

so happy! !

system:[! ! ] While shocked, it accelerated its processing speed, scanned the documents on the table neatly, and started running at high speed.

God, it actually thinks that work is a happy thing!The system looked at the documents scanned and reviewed on the interface, and a pleasant sense of accomplishment arose in the core.

That's all it does!So happy, so fulfilled!Modo Modo!

Ango Sakaguchi, who was next to him, was completely dumbfounded. He watched the pile of high documents on the desktop gradually shrinking down. The boy's eyes became brighter and brighter. He even raised his head to look at him while writing, with a questioning tone. Said: "Anwu, why are you in a daze, why don't you come to work!"

Ango Sakaguchi stiffened his body, sat on the chair with a blank mind, picked up the pen and the document, and the moment his eyes were on the paper.

— Work, people should work.

There was a strange chuckle on the young man's face, he looked at the documents in his hand as if he was looking at the gods he believed in, and began to deal with the work frantically and quickly.

Taneda Santoka had just finished communicating with Sakaguchi Ango, and just walked out of the office when he noticed something was wrong.

He looked at the employees in front of him. They were scribbling on the desktop to review documents, or typing on the keyboard until the keyboard "fired". Even when communicating with other departments on the phone, their tone was full of joy and enthusiasm. Excited, there is no impatience on the face of being urged to file, but there is a sense of "thank you for urging me to work, I am going to work hard".

All of them had "Work makes me happy" written all over their bodies.

Zhongtian Shantouhuo was stupefied, he turned to look at the office where he had just come out, and a thought came to his mind.

Speaking of which, does he still have unfinished work?Or do it now.

……

Meanwhile, Port Mafia.

Zhongyuan Zhong was also pulled by Zhongyuan's hat at the corner of his clothes. The boy looked a little excited, even his breathing became a little short, his face was reddish, and he looked very uncomfortable.

"What's the matter with you, hat?" Zhong Yuanzhong also asked nervously, "Is there something uncomfortable? Is the matter of the previous two days still unresolved? I'll take you home to rest, don't stay in the port Mafia for now gone."

"No, no."

The hat of Zhongyuan said intermittently: "Brother Zhongye is going to work later? Take me with you, I won't hold you back."

He hugged Nakahara Chuya's thigh, and looked at his brother with bright eyes: "I don't know why, but I suddenly want to do some work, let me share it with you, please!"

On the other side, there was a long wail from the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency.

"Bandages, what are you doing! No—let go of me, I don't want to go to work, have you lost your mind! It's already off-duty time!"

Bandage Dazai dragged Osamu Dazai out with his own bandage, and smiled at Natsume Takashi's horrified eyes: "Just go to work, Dad doesn't work during the day, it shouldn't be, you are an adult , how can you not work! Let's go, let's go, I will go with you!"

"No—! Your next canned crab meat is gone!"

"Work can make money to buy more canned crab meat, Dad, don't try to escape!"

And in the dormitory next door to Osamu Dazai, Edogawa Ranpo was pressing Edogawa's glasses head with one hand, and shouted to the president for help: "President, hurry up and stop this convulsion Brat!!"

"I don't have a brain convulsion!" Edogawa Glasses held the detective's wrist unhappily, and said with a pout, "I just want to find some cases to solve, anyway, you have accumulated so much at ordinary times, and you can just look at it." If you want to solve the case, just take a look with me, it's not a troublesome thing."

The people who were dragged to work all night finally got a rest after zero o'clock. They looked at the boy lying dead on the bed, and slowly vomited their souls in despair.

In the end what happened! !

That night, the people from the Supernatural Secret Service Division completed three days of work in one night, with extremely high efficiency and speed. How many times has the computer crashed, and even when I ran to deliver the documents, I wished I could fly over.

At the moment when the hour hand pointed to twelve o'clock, as if they had received some order, all the people fell down collectively with a "snap", motionless like a corpse, their eyes were not focused, and there was no expression, as if the world Everything can't arouse the waves in their eyes.

Terrifying silence spread in the special agent department, Sakaguchi Mole put down his pen sluggishly, staring at a pile of documents taller than him that he had processed on the table in a trance, turned his head to meet Sakaguchi Ango's empty eyes Look at each other.

At this moment, everyone has only one thought.

"Work is shit."