Son, please cut off your sleeves!

Tsk tsk......so connotative, well-educated, and a sentence that makes people want to vomit.

Seeing that I seemed to be unmoved, he used his trump card to rule the world and said, "Liu'er, my wife from life to life, do you want this world as an employment? Then I will take it from you!"

ah? !No, no, no.I'm sorry, Your Highness, it's too expensive, even more expensive than buying pork.

As soon as my legs went limp, I trembled and nearly fell off the chair, so I hurriedly stopped him and said: "Your Highness, the first two are really good, very good. Let's skip the last one, let's skip it." Among the children The second disease is deeper than mine, can I still be saved?God, you should answer me.

He saw me so excited, maybe he thought I was moved by him, and finally said very seriously: "Liu'er, I like you!"

I spent so many days with Master hunting pheasants and catching white rabbits on the mountain, how come I have not cultivated a heroic spirit in my heart, even if I can't be upright, my words are mighty and unyielding , but I am still a person with a lot of backbone.It's just that if you encounter a creature like the Queen Mother on a narrow road, even a hero will end up in the end, not to mention that I am only a half-finished product.

However, after being glanced at by the Queen Mother's seemingly weak but murderous eyes, a proud and upright young white poplar in my heart withered instantly, and she also planted a tree in my heart called "bending and stretching" with her own hands. A delicate flower, and forced the flower to keep urging and seducing me: "I...I... also like you."

King Jin was overjoyed, lifted his lips and smiled, shining like the sun: "Then let's get married today."

Fuck!Don't play like this!I forced myself to calm down, pinched my palm with my fingertips, and pretended to be happy: "But... I'm not... ready yet."

He was a little disappointed, but it was only for a moment, and he said happily again: "It's okay. Then I'll wait for you to get ready. Look, how is tomorrow?"

Master, I want to hit him!Are you so weak compared to him!I roared in my heart, my eyes fluttered and continued to wander, and I said nonsense: "Too... urgent... right."

He was finally displeased, his face sank, and his tone was very unfriendly: "How long will Liu'er prepare?"

When I saw him asking for my opinion, I felt a little embarrassed, and after careful consideration, I said: "Such a big event, it will take one, two, three, four, five or sixty years."

After a while of silence, he flew into a rage, flicked his long sleeves and said, "Why did it take so long?! I won't allow it!"

After enduring it for so long, I didn't do it anymore, and imitated him by flicking my long sleeves: "You yelled at me?! You actually yelled at me?! I knew it! You didn't really like me! I knew it, you didn't really like me Mine! I patted my chest and asked myself, do you really like me?!" Nima is so cool!It's not without reason that the Qiong Yao style is so popular, the quarrel is the most exciting!

King Jin finished patting his chest, and hurriedly explained with a helpless expression: "Liu'er, I didn't mean that, it's just that it's been too long."

I pretended not to listen to his explanation, covered my ears with a heartbroken face and shook my head violently: "I don't want to listen, don't listen, don't listen! You can't even wait this little time, and you still say you like me?!"

I really want to give myself a compliment, but unfortunately I am at a critical moment, and the most important thing is to escape.After saying that, I ignored the sluggish King Jin and rushed out of Shoukang Palace, not wanting to be dragged back by the Queen Mother.

The Empress Dowager's eyes were full of admiration: "Dare to ask where the young master is from? The Ai family really admires your teacher."

King Jin: ...

I paused, whipped the cells in my brain quickly, and then lamented deeply: "...to tell the truth...my master...has gone."

Before the words were finished, my young master had performed lightness kung fu and flew out of Shoukang Palace in the blink of an eye. When he reached the top of the imperial city wall, he paused slightly, changed direction, and went straight to Xiangfu.Although I wanted to leave, but I had no choice but to miss my mother, so I had to go back again.

Before reaching the prime minister's mansion, he saw a few people standing at the gate of the mansion from a distance.When I got closer and looked again, it was my mother who was holding the burden with a worried face, eager to see through it.

"Mother... the baby is so hard to give birth to." I rushed to my mother in a hurry, forgetting how terrifying my mother was in the past.Perhaps most people in the world are like this. When facing their mother, even if it is the incarnation of a tigress, they have to cry to her when they are wronged.It can be seen from this that this son is also a layman.

"Liu'er!" My mother was overjoyed when she saw me, she changed her usual elegance and generosity, she wiped her tears and handed me the bundle in her hand, nagging: "Listen, here are some clothes and Yinliang, go up the mountain to find Master Ronghua."

King Jin was indeed so cruel that he made my mother, who saw me sneak out of the prime minister's mansion and go up the mountain in the past, want to beat me up and send me up the mountain in person.Naturally, this also reflected another message, that I must escape.

"Mother...then my father and second brother?" It's okay for the eldest brother to go to the border, but the second brother is missing, and the father doesn't know much about the situation in the palace.

"Don't worry, when your father comes back and resigns from the office, it will probably be all right." Mother touched my face lovingly, and then changed into the dignified and elegant appearance of the mistress of the Xiangfu.

I immediately took three steps back, knocked my head to the ground, then got up and ran, fearing that she would change her attention.The heart of a woman, the needle of the sea, this young man has been a landlubber for the rest of his life, so I can't force it.

However, my mother's words made me feel relieved suddenly. If there is no accident, the Prime Minister's Mansion will not be the Prime Minister's Mansion soon.However, it is very, very good to keep the family safe.

After leaving the capital, I rushed back to Minggui Mountain overnight, thinking that I was in a good mood.

Four years have passed since Xiangfu sneaked out and threatened to go up the mountain to learn peerless martial arts, punish evil and promote good. Minggui Mountain is the first and last stop of my dream.

That year, as soon as I left the capital, I went to Minggui Mountain by mistake, but I didn't know what it was like when I was young, and I didn't feel that something was wrong, until I was besieged by a group of wild wolves.

The first time I saw a group of living wolves with green eyes, I was quite excited.Then I found out that they were very unkind to me, their eyes wanted to eat me alive.

When they showed their fangs and flew towards me, I was already a little dazed, because it was really different from my small fight with my second brother in Xiangfu.

In the end, the master came suddenly. There was no fluttering flutter like a celestial maiden, nor a fierce and murderous sword. He just sat on a treetop in a green shirt and played the willow flute softly, and then the wolves howled a few times. All scattered away.

It is conceivable how much I longed for him, a character who would subdue the wolf without fighting, so I pursued him shamelessly to become a teacher, and was abducted into the medical industry by him.

You must know that my master is also a person who is like a miraculous doctor, so I rushed to the mountain in the middle of the night. After slipping around the wooden house in the mountain for a few times and not finding the master, I concluded that he must be holding my private money. With the big black scourge people go.But this is a common thing, I am used to it, and I will be full if I think about it too much, let alone I am still hungry.

After looking for something to eat to fill my stomach, I lay on the wooden bed thinking about what to do tomorrow.If there is no accident for my mother, King Jin will not chase me anymore.Thinking of this, I tugged at the corners of my mouth and fell into dreamland.

Waking up from a dream, the sky is already bright.

The mountains are quiet, the air is fresh, the chirping of birds is crisp and pleasant, and even the sunshine is extraordinarily soft and suitable.

If not for the man next to the bed.

"Are you awake? Are you hungry?" King Jin was still dressed in black, with a slight smile on his expressionless face.

"..." I turned over.I firmly believe that I haven't woken up yet.

"What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?" He turned me over again with a big palm, with a very concerned tone.

"..." I continued to turn over.Let me go and cry for a while.

"Get up. I got someone to roast a rabbit." His gentle attitude really didn't match his paralyzed face.However, I sat up abruptly and asked nervously, "Where did your Highness get the rabbit?"

"Don't call me Your Highness." He straightened his face and said to me seriously.

"Oh, then what's your name?" I was still worried about whether the rabbit was specially raised by Master.

"...Shang Yicheng." He was probably hurt, and a trace of disappointment flashed in his dark eyes.

"Ah, then, Shang Yicheng, where did you get that rabbit?" I jumped off the bed and hurried out the door.He held my coat and smiled slightly: "It's the one in the cage behind the cabin."

Fuck!God wants to kill me!I knocked my head on the door panel, scratching the door panel with both hands and told myself to be calm.They are the emperor's younger brother and the queen mother's son.You are a rabbit, you are still wild, you have no father or mother, how can you compare with others.

But when I thought about how much Master loved that rabbit on weekdays, I couldn't care less. I turned my head and glared at him: "You bastard! It was raised by Master for several years! I raised it with my own hands!"

"After eating, I would go to Master to stroke and scratch my belly! After scratching my belly, I would go to bed obediently! Even if Master is not around, it will not run away! Where can I find such a good pet!"

"When master comes back, tell me, how can I explain to him, you bastard!"

"But, Liu'er, I'm afraid you'll be hungry when you come together, so..." He looked at me with a somewhat dull expression, "I'm also here for the second time, so I don't know much about it."

I blinked, seeing his aggrieved expression, ignoring the loopholes in his words, a strange feeling suddenly rose in my heart.What a freak!This is anger!This is his fault!asshole!

"Where's the rabbit?" I yelled just now, I was really a little hungry.

Hearing this, he bent his eyes, walked over a few steps and put on the coat for me, innocently like a little daughter-in-law, and pouted on the table, "Didn't you see it just now?"

I looked at the bowl of rabbit meat on the table, swallowed a mouthful of spit, then sat down and said to Shang Yicheng, "Go, bury the rabbit cage, make a grave, insert a wooden stick, and write "No. The big characters "The Tomb of a Cute Rabbit."

His expression was a little contorted, as if he didn't think my suggestion was great, "This..."

I was sad, and covered my face with my hands and said, "How do you want me to explain to Master, such a cute rabbit was chopped up by you..."

He disappeared with a swish.

I was so obedient, I was so satisfied, I glanced at the fire-roasted rabbit meat in the bowl again, feeling extremely complicated, and then sighed: "Brother Rabbit, you can go at ease. I will write wooden logs for you for your unfulfilled wishes in life." You don’t need to thank me when you’re on the stick. Besides, the rabbit must die, which is heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather.”

I suddenly felt that I was a bit thick-skinned, but it didn't matter, I continued: "Your death, let's talk about it, the most important thing is that you fulfilled my wish. You know, I have wanted to marry you since the first time I saw you. Grilled what you ate."

"Let's put it lightly, you really don't live up to it, you are usually fat and tender, and the master has fed you so much delicious food on weekdays, but why is there so little meat, I feel sorry for you when I look at it. "

"However, I won't dislike you. Come on, come to my stomach." After speaking, I finally extended my claws to the bowl of rabbit meat.

At this time, there was a sudden burst of laughter, low and pleasant.I looked back subconsciously, and my old face suddenly turned red.

The sun was directly approaching the room, and it was very bright. Shang Yicheng held a fat and tender rabbit in his hand and smiled happily at me.