Son, please cut off your sleeves!

I have grown so big by eating rice, I have fought unyieldingly with two kinds of women.As you can imagine, I was played by them.

The first one is my mother.My mother was born in a famous family, she is a very good lady, she has a beautiful mind, she can sit and scold me for dozens of hours without changing my sitting position, and she still maintains the style of being such a noble and elegant mistress .

And in the second period of middle school, I stupidly tried to challenge her limit. I did not know what to do and lifted the skirt corner of a little girl in front of her. .When my knees were worn out and my stomach was hungry, my elder brother carried me back to the room. My mother sat in my room in a cold and noble manner, sipping tea and beckoning to me. Have you ever tasted what it's like to be hung to sleep?

After this incident, I gnawed on the chicken leg and cried to my second brother, saying that you and I are definitely not a family, of course the eldest brother can consider it.Although the second brother often harms me, he still loves me very much sometimes.He pondered for a moment after hearing this, and in order to eliminate my painful memories, he decided to take me to have fun, so I met the second type of women: the beauties in Goulanyuan.

I still remember what a pure young man I was holding in my arms and sent myself to a bunch of beauties with all my heart.I thought that I would recite poems against them, sing songs against the moon with them, and find my confidante while talking about life ideals with them.At first they were beautiful and reserved, but later they were tough and ferocious, and they rushed over like wolves and tore off my clothes.I don't think I will forgive them if the second brother didn't come to save me in time.

To sum up, I have a great psychological shadow on women, and the Empress Dowager is the third type of woman, a brand new type, which indicates how much surprises and unpredictable horrors I will face.

Just in case, I thought about going to my mother for help.After all, they are both women, so their combat effectiveness must be extraordinary.I don't want my mother's personal maid, Xinghua, to tell my mother that she hasn't woken up since His Royal Highness Prince Jin left, so I can't help feeling worried.

After entering the room and seeing how my mother was sleeping peacefully, I trapped the doctor in the next room and let him take good care of him. After that, I had to follow Eunuch Hong who came from the palace to the carriage to the palace.

Eunuch Hong bowed in front of the carriage, his exquisite heart was full of wind and water, and when I stepped on the carriage, his face turned into a flower with a smile and said: "Young master, I don't know, this carriage is decorated with Arranged according to the position of an orthodox princess, you see that the empress dowager loves you so much before she sees you, so don't worry if she doesn't pamper you in the palace after entering the palace."

My heart is really a poisonous eye.I tried my best to look calm, but he still saw it, which made me feel fortunate that I was not at the top of the temple.With the power of King Jin alone, my father was trapped in the palace, and my mother was in a coma until now. He ordered my elder brother to go to the border, but my second elder brother was nowhere to be found.Thinking about it carefully, he wants me to stand in a place where no one can help me.

However, I think maybe Eunuch Hong has never been threatened by others to marry him, otherwise he wouldn't have said such things with a happy face.Alas, if you don't get hurt, you don't know the pain. I don't have the same knowledge as him.Thinking of this, I waved my sleeve lightly in an attempt to pretend to be elegant, but I accidentally knocked him to the ground.

I'm really sorry, but he said nothing.I thought so, so I apologetically got into the luxuriously decorated carriage.

The carriage drove to the busy city, and suddenly there was a lot of discussion outside the window of the carriage.I listened with my ears, and felt extremely regretful, as if my heart had been hammered with a mallet.

"Huh? Is this a carriage from the palace? It's so grand!"

"You don't know, this is specially for the concubine of Jin. The young son of Bai Xiang's family is going to marry into the palace."

"Yes, yes, I heard that King Jin fell in love with the young master at first sight, and I also heard that the young master saved King Jin's life."

"I thought King Jin would be lonely for the rest of his life because he had lost his sleeves. I didn't expect the young master to love him so much and be willing to commit himself to others. Hey, I don't envy you at all."

"Hey, what are you talking about. Whether you love it or not, isn't it because the King of Jin forced it, so poor young master. Hey, the King of Jin committed evil, evil."

This young master will remember this sentence for a lifetime, and other automatic filters are, not to mention that this young master has no intention of marrying him at all.Fuck his grandma's love at first sight!Nima, the son of God, rescued him at the right time!Don't make me want to kill myself so much!I thought it was too slow to strangle him to death!

I held my heart and felt my heartbeat, fearing that my mind would be ruined by anger before I arrived at the palace. After all, there was still a most difficult person waiting to ravage me in the palace.

I was speechless all the way, entered the palace, and I followed Eunuch Hong to Shoukang Palace.During the period, I squinted and glanced at the court lady who hurried past me for the third time and accidentally met my eye.

Although I have the false name of the third son of the Xiangfu, but I don't have the same official title as the eldest brother and the second brother. I was originally a grassroots.I thought that I would not enter the palace in this life and spend my time wasting in the mountains and fields. I didn't want the unpredictable things in the world to be like a lifetime of ups and downs. God is really playing with death.

Eunuch Hong stood still at the entrance of the Shoukang Palace, and after announcing, he gestured for me to come in.I caught sight of his beaming eyebrows from the corner of my eyes, and I couldn't help asking: "Eunuch, will King Jin give you red envelopes when he gets married?"

Eunuch Hong was surprised, then shook his head in disappointment, "His Royal Highness Prince Jin never likes money."

You must know that I am also an honest person, so I smiled and said: "Then why are you so happy as if everyone in the world is a father-in-law?"

Eunuch Hong was startled, and then he stabbed me without changing his face, "Even though King Jin doesn't like money, he loves beauties. Especially the young master, don't mention that King Jin likes it too much, you just need to relax your heart."

I suddenly admired him very much, and decided to give him a fatal blow to show friendship. I patted him on the shoulder and said, "You don't understand how bitter my heart is. Naturally, you will know when you go to the brothel. Wave."

When I entered the main hall and knelt down to say hello, I was a little excited.I have always heard that a creature like the queen mother is the product of natural selection and the survival of the fittest in rounds of knockout rounds.But if this kind of deep palace woman doesn't hold her hands stained with blood, her feet step on her bones and her heart is like stagnant water, and she smiles and looks at the world with disdain, she will say to the defeated subordinates who are crawling under her feet, what this palace wants is power over the world. It's hard to advance step by step. It can be seen that the person above must have lived through bloody storms in those years.

At this time, the hall was so quiet that I could hear a pinprick falling to the ground, and an unknown fragrance wafted around me, which made me feel strangely quiet after pretending to be calm and suppressing my excitement.

"Get up, we are all from our own family, there is no need to be polite. Little Li, take your seat for young master." Kneeling for a while, I heard a kind female voice from above, it was really kind and kind.I did as I said, lowering my eyes in a humble manner, "Thank you, Queen Mother."

"Raise your head and let Aijia take a look." She really didn't see anything.I slowly raised my head, feeling very distressed.It's so fucking amazing, even I feel that this is the rhythm of the royal family's daughter-in-law selection.

"Well, that's right. No wonder Sheng'er made trouble with me all night and insisted on giving me a marriage." The Shoukang Palace was unexpectedly clean and peaceful. He stared at me blindly.Whether it is true love or not, I really don't know, but I also know that I am not good at these things, so I decided that silence is golden.

"The Ai family can also see that you are a tight-knit child. Just now, Bo Xiang also told me that you don't like these red tapes, and you are used to being free. It's Cheng'er who made things difficult for you. That child is so stubborn, so don't bother." Take it to heart."

He is going to marry me by force, can I not take it to heart? !Looks like my dad is really stuck here.My family can also be called a privileged class, but it is a pity that the people who want to play with us are the people who gave us the privileged class. They are really the family of the emperors in the world who have done evil and aboveboard!Slandering in my heart, I hurriedly got up and smiled slightly: "It's okay, the Queen Mother is serious. However, Bai Liu is just a rascal, how can he bear the affection of King Jin?"

I am most annoyed by procrastination. I am naturally disgusted with these conversations where you talk nonsense and I talk nonsense. But although the queen mother looks kind, she is really the leader of this conversation. Her eyes are similar to those of King Jin. It seems that the carving out of a mold is too sharp, so I have no choice but to sacrifice myself to speak bluntly.

Sure enough, she sighed with concern, "When Aijia learned that he liked men, Aijia was also very sad. But Aijia also thought about it after drinking six bowls of bird's nest a day. Can you understand Aijia's painstaking efforts?"

I hooked the corners of my lips and decided to learn to flatter: "I know that bird's nest is a good thing, but I didn't expect it to have such an effect."

She was stunned for a moment, then covered her heart with her well-maintained jade hands again, and said to me in a rhythm that was about to shed tears of lovesickness: "If you talk about whose fault it is, Aijia can't escape. Sheng It's Aijia's fault that he doesn't like women, it's all Aijia's fault..."

In my heart, I was quite shocked by this funny story of a mother forcing her son to cut off his sleeves, but I have always asked myself to be a straight man, no matter how much I like to gossip, I have to hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on tight, if you don't dig now, when will you wait?So I thought about it for a while, and comforted you with the empress dowager's expression of understanding and admiration: "An old saying goes, parents love their sons, and they have far-reaching plans. The empress dowager's heart for the king of Jin is comparable to the sun and the moon The light of light, save us and all living beings. Jin Wang must also know that you have cared for him in every possible way, and naturally you are unmatched in his heart. You must be the greatest queen mother in the world." Nima, I never expected me There is such a natural skill as flirtatiousness. Naturally, my father forced me to study since I was a child, which also played a certain role in this passage.

When the Queen Mother heard about it, she shed tears all over the floor, and she said with an expectant face, "Young Master, your thoughts are really exquisite, and what you said came straight to Ai's heart. When Sheng'er was young, Ai's family repeatedly told him to prevent someone from framing him. Said, beautiful women are not good things, beautiful women are not good things, beautiful women are not good things..."

"Does it include you, the Queen Mother?" I completely forgot that this place was in the palace where countless bones were buried, and I interrupted the Queen Mother rashly.As soon as I said those words, I could smell a cheap smell gradually rising from my body.

When Xu Shi talked about the excitement, the queen mother did not show any anger at all, and continued to sip her tea and chatter: "After this time, this passage was like a magic spell tightly bound in Sheng'er's mind, and it had an extremely bad influence until he said When he liked men, Aijia realized that Aijia was wrong."

"This is one of the great disadvantages of royal education." I heard this and said softly again.The Empress Dowager was quite appreciative, and said slowly with prudent eyebrows and eyes: "At the beginning, the Ai family also wanted to correct him, so they told him every day how good a woman is, and the union of a man and a woman is to let nature take its course and continue to have children. But in recent years, the Ai family has also I found that Sheng'er was too stubborn, and couldn't listen to persuasion, so I had no choice but to give up, and I had to do what he wanted."

"So?" I immediately straightened my body, thinking that the main event that I had been talking about for so long finally came.

"Liu'er, the Ai family knows it's hard for you. But after all, you are the first person Sheng'er loves in this life, so you just follow him. Sheng'er is a pitiful child. You follow, huh? "The queen mother was full of hope.

God, why did you create a creature with a broken sleeve?Yuelao, why don't you pull the broken sleeves and the broken sleeves together to linger to the end of the world?Queen Mother, from which door did you see that King Jin is pitiful?

I was furious, but felt that this woman from the deep palace was more skilled than my father in forcing marriage. I was about to stand up and apologize, when a voice came from outside, "Report to the Empress Dowager, King Jin asks to see you."

In the blink of an eye, the man had already walked in, rushed to me, held my hand, stroked my face, and smiled at me: "I just met your father in the imperial study, so I told him that your mother was careless." The fainting thing."

It is simply a threat to eat fruit!King Jin, can you buy two taels of conscience to hang in your stomach?I give it away for free, no money.

The Empress Dowager immediately smiled when she saw the King of Jin, walked quickly in front of the two of us, and encouraged the King of Jin, saying: "Cheng'er, did you learn the few words that the Empress Mother taught you last night? That's how the late Emperor deceived the Empress."

Next, without any rejection from me, King Jin held my hands, and the affection on his softened handsome face almost drowned me.

He said softly: "Liu'er, I want to watch the stars and the moon with you, watch the father and the queen and have sex with you."

oh?The emotional intelligence of the first emperor and the empress dowager is really so-so.

He vowed again: "Liu'er, you are the eternal white moonlight in my heart, and you will never turn into mosquito blood."