Lazy tyrants and outdated MBs

Who is a local tyrant?Emotions and anger are not visible, and one's thoughts should not be known to others. A boss must have this kind of courage, but local tyrants sometimes break the palace.

For example, even a fool can see that after McCoy came back, the local tyrant seemed to be in a good mood.

First of all, the family's real money, a cat and a dog, were released after serving their sentences. They could play as they liked in the villa every day. After two days after the real money was released, the leather sofa where the local tyrant lay in a daze every day scratched three times. There is a hole, and Baiyin is a little more obedient, but every day as long as Maike comes home, he will follow Maike every day. Wherever Mako goes, the dog will be there.It seems that the cats at home like local tyrants more, dogs like McCoy more, and our poor cousin’s assistant doesn’t love cats or dogs, only his tablet computer is with him in the villa, and even the housekeeper is away from him far away.

But, fortunately, the pimple on Chen Xiao's forehead completely disappeared after Mai Ke came back.

In the evening, my cousin started exercising in the gym again.Mai Ke continued the tea party with Chen Xiao, Bai Yin lay obediently beside them like a ball of white balls, Chen Xiao was envious and jealous.

"Brother Maggie, dogs like you."

McCoy laughed: "He probably likes the smell of me."

The two chattered for a while, and felt that the topic was much less because the housekeeper didn't participate.So the two happily watched the parent-child program that they hadn't watched before. When Tuhao Teng came out, he saw his cousin and his lover, leaning together and watching the screen intimately. What's more, there is a fluffy dog ​​in the middle of the two people, and the whole auspicious three treasures are a family.

The local tyrant had a taste in his mouth.With a hum, Chen Xiao obediently stood up.McCoy was also disappointed and let the local tyrants sit where they sat before.

"Your work is getting easier and easier." As soon as the local tyrant stretched out his hand, Maike handed over a cup of warm tea.

"Ah, brother, no." Chen Xiao shook his head.

The local tyrant glanced at Mai Ke.Chen Xiao knew that his cousin was going to settle accounts with him today.

"Hmm." Chen Xiao cleared his throat, pulled out a picture folder and handed it to Teng Cheng: "Brother, I have research and research, but the most suitable one is Brother Mai."

Mai Ke was also curious about what the substitute lovers Chen Xiao found for the local tyrants looked like.So I went to the back of the sofa and stood behind the local tyrant to rub his shoulders, and watched together by the way.

The local tyrant moved his fingers to see that the handsome guy was willing to spend his strength.

Turning to one, Chen Xiao explained one on the side.

"This was taken over by Mr. Zhang."

"This was just done by Mr. Li, and Mr. Li's wife beat him up. The nose that was just made was crooked, so he couldn't see it."

"This...brother, I heard that one of his concubine's concubines is HIV-positive, just to be on the safe side...don't consider it."

"Sexed the last one recently."

"I've been on this one too."

"I've been on this one too."

"I've been on this one too."

"This is also..."

The local tyrant looked up at Chen Xiao unhappily, because he heard Mai Ke behind him couldn't help laughing.

Chen Xiao took a deep breath and continued: "Brother, it's true. Although they all seem to be 0, but I heard that he, yes, he was very ecstatic when attacking, so everyone crawled on his bed."

"Have you been there too?" the local tyrant asked casually.

"En." Chen Xiao replied unconsciously.It didn't feel right, his face turned red, and he felt a fiery gaze staring at him from behind.Know who it is without looking. "Ah, no, no, I did an investigation, I found out...hehe, hehe."

"What about this?" After teasing his little cousin, Teng Cheng scrolled down to a little boy with red lips and white teeth, big and watery eyes, and a seductive smile on his face.

"Yo, you like this?" McCoy interrupted.

"I feel like this will be very active in bed." The local tyrant commented.

"It should be the type that pesters you all day, telling you to buy this or that, and then asks you to stay with him, or you will feel uncomfortable all over. But it will be very interesting, you can try it." What kind of circle is McCoy in? The small 0 has never been seen.I think local tyrants are also quite suitable for this clingy little 0.

So the two went to see Chen Xiao together.Chen Xiao frowned and said, "He is good, and his body seems to be healthy, but...he is too messy, thousands of people ride ten thousand people, brother, you don't like being killed by others, right?"

What Chen Xiao said was unintentional.He just wanted to say that everyone in the picture was not as good as McCoy.

McCoy just laughed.And the local tyrant laughed even higher, and said badly: "Oh, that's the same evaluation when he held your photo at that time."

Teng Cheng told Mai Ke.Chen Xiao was about to cry on the spot. "Ah, I'm not...I didn't mean that...I...Brother Mak..."

Teng Cheng was very high, and Mai Ke knew that the local tyrant did it on purpose, so he quickly reached out and turned to the next one, and said softly, "What about this one?"

Chen Xiaoru received the amnesty, blushed, and said in unison with the local tyrant: "This. This. Too. Ugly."

"This 180 is too high."

"This 200 catties, except for the face, it will crush my cousin to death."

"This kidney deficiency."

"This is not safe."

"I heard that I just had an operation...the one with sex change..."

After the local tyrant comfortably finished reading dozens of pictures of beautiful men, heard various reasons, and saw his cousin with trembling feet, he was in a good mood.

Pulling Mai Ke to the bedroom to prepare for a big fight and going to bed, Chen Xiao was left holding the tablet computer to the sofa and sitting down with his head bowed.

It seems that he said the wrong thing. Will McCoy hate him?

There was an extra glass of steaming milk in front of him, and the person who gave him the milk was already standing far away: "Go back to rest early after drinking it. He's just eating vinegar, he's fine."

"Cousin likes Brother Mai very much."

"Your cousin is actually a very infatuated person."

"Will they be together forever?" Chen Xiao took a sip of milk, feeling the warmth of his previously frightened body.

What I got was a faint sentence from the housekeeper: "No."

"why?"

"You'll see later."

……

Wang Liang finds that Mai Ke has a tendency to turn around.A few days ago, McCoy injured his hand in the office in a desperate manner, and within a few days, the bandages were taken off, and he looked like a new person, and he walked faster than anyone else when he got off work.

Knowing that the relationship between that person and the big boss of his unit should be stable and developing well, I am happy for the old friend, but also worried. After all, the world of the rich is really something that ordinary people can't understand.

As for him and Shi Bi...

When Wang Liang thought of the person in the small office, he wanted to sigh greatly.

In the past few days, Wang Liang has tried his best not to even play games, and he didn't go back to sleep in the morning. It's really because there are a lot of projects recently, and Maike lost more than half of his combat power at important moments. Although he has recovered recently, a Everyone in the group is old and young, and there are people at home who are waiting for them to go home after work.In fact, Wang Liang was very soft-hearted, and he was reluctant to ask the people in the group to work overtime, so he had to work overtime by himself.He was about to throw up looking at those decoration drawings, but when he thought that Shi Bi was anxious to see the sample drawings, it seemed that he was a little stressed by the recent big cases, and he couldn't stop the mouse in his hand at all.

Someone came in the corner that night and tapped him on the shoulder.

It's Shibi.

"what happened?"

"You forgot to order takeaway." The man also had a tired look on his face, he seemed to be hungry, and there were stars in his eyes.

"Oh. I went to call, it's so late?" Wang Liang looked at the time and blamed himself a little. It was more uncomfortable to let the person he likes go hungry than to go hungry himself.

Just as Wang Liang picked up the phone, he suddenly noticed that Shi Bi's expression was a little different.That person usually looked at himself coldly and alienated, and even talked about work matters more than with other team leaders. McCo despised him several times for chasing people farther and farther.But today the manager feels very different, as if something good is about to happen and wants to share it with him.

"You're almost done, go back, let's go out to eat."

The sun was definitely coming out from the west, and after all Shi took the initiative to find Wang Liang for dinner, Wang Liang of course agreed immediately, and observed what was wrong with the manager along the way.

These two people get along very well these days.It is nothing more than Wang Liang pestering Shi Bi like a koala every day. It is a very happy thing that the person he likes is a workaholic, because Shi Bi doesn't go to other places at all, and eats three meals a day with him in the office. Well, it is most suitable for lazy people like Wang Liang to chase after.Of course, Shi Bi shamelessly pulled Wang Liang out as a shield several times, so Wang Liang was fortunate to have dinner with the beautiful woman Tian Xi and Shi Bi's parents several times.The fire on the dinner table was flying everywhere, and all kinds of gossip can be seen in various jj plots in various mother-in-law and daughter-in-law TV dramas. Wang Liang is sure that he is already the Shi family's first-level wanted criminal.Of course, it’s not for nothing that he accompanied Shi Bi in acting. He and Shi Bi kissed no less than seven or eight times. Now the two people’s kissing skills are improving day by day. A passionate lover.It's just the taste of it, and only Wang Liang knows it.

In the evening, Wang Liang's little Nissan followed Shi Bi's BMW to a Japanese-style izakaya that was still open late at night.Wang Liang never came here, and he knew for the first time that the manager likes to eat this.

"When I was just learning design, I would come here to reward myself every time I drew a set of drawings. Later, I got busy and didn't seem to have time to celebrate." Shi Bi seemed to talk a lot in the evening.Obviously, there are a lot of cases in the design office, and he, the lazy team leader, is under a lot of pressure. The comrades here, the model workers, actually chatted with him about delicious food.

"Oh."

"I had this house when I was in school, and I miss those days very much."

"Oh, you've loved designing since you were a kid?"

"Yeah. My whole family are filmmakers, but I don't feel that way at all. It's not easy to be able to do this now." After all, Shi is really talking to himself?

Wang Liang frowned.He continued casually: "I don't love my job, I just make a living and have nothing to pursue."

……

The proprietress came in and served food in their small box.

Shi Bi took the chopsticks and ate them in a good mood, narrowed his eyes, and smiled relaxedly.Seeing it, Wang Liang felt very itchy.

The two quietly ate pine meat in honey sauce, salmon sashimi, pork ribs with sauce, and a bowl of oden.His stomach was finally full, and Wang Liang couldn't taste it from the beginning to the end.

——"Boss, you finally fell in love with me?" Wang Liang shamelessly didn't bother to listen to nonsense.He knew that Shi Bi had something to say to him.

——"From now on, you don't have to pretend to be my lover." Shi Bi suddenly raised his head, almost speaking in unison with Wang Liang.

Both of them heard each other's words clearly.Shi Bi's face turned red, Wang Liang stared, and soon laughed.

"Hey, the Long March was successful?" Wang Liang knew that his face must be ugly, because his voice was eccentric, and if he was a woman, he must look like a resentful woman now.

"..." After all, Shi Bi was somewhat humane, and he could see that Wang Liang was in a bad mood, so he ate with his head down.

"I said, Shi Bi..." Wang Liang panicked in his heart, jumping out word by word, only felt that every beat of the heart was extremely uncomfortable, but it seemed that he could only bear it by himself.Some people's hearts may be made of stone, and some people's existence is probably because good people can only be cannon fodder. "You really have a talent for being a manager."

"Oh? Really?" Shi Bi smiled faintly.

It's really for the benefit of all means, and the matter of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge does not change his face and his heart beats, and he wants to leave his relatives after a meal.Moreover, it is the standard for leading fire employees to talk nonsense first and then act disgustingly, which is really professional enough.Wang Liang was slandering inwardly, but he still held back his mouth. After all, it was a happy event, and it was not a problem for him to pour cold water there: "When can I have the manager's wedding candy?"

Wang Liang quickly smashed the grilled cod in front of him.

It took Shi Bi a long time to answer him: "I will see her tomorrow."

"Hey, don't you want to have a drink to celebrate?" Wang Liang laughed even harder.

Shi Bi stopped the person who was going outside to find the proprietress: "Hey, you have to go to work tomorrow, and you came by car."

Shi Bi's voice was a little loud, but Wang Liang just smiled: "The Long March is about to succeed, manager, don't forget the original promise."

When the two came out after a good meal, there was a commotion outside.It was October, and the evening wind was a bit cold, so Shi Bi wore a shirt and trousers, and rolled up his sleeves when eating.As soon as I came out of the izakaya, I sneezed, rubbed my arms unconsciously, and looked up at the sky. It was a refreshing autumn day, and a big moon hung beautifully in midair. I saw it in the gap between a bunch of tall buildings. Very rare.

Soon after, a windbreaker came up with body temperature on it. It was the one worn by Wang Liang.

"Wear more, don't get sick from the cold tomorrow."

Wang Liang was standing behind Shi Bi, and he also looked up at the moon, thinking that when he used to play upgraded 3D games, he had a mission to look for the moon with his wife in the game when the willows were on the top of the moon. You can get a lot of couple experience to increase the intimacy value, that is, you will be more powerful when fighting.At that time, he saw the big moon on the screen without leaving home, so that he could see death, but now he saw the living moon hanging in the sky, but the person who accompanied him to watch the moon was not as hearty and sincere as playing online games together.

……

That night, Wang Liang didn't fall asleep all night.

Shi Bi also didn't sleep well all night.

One scolded that unconscionable stone from head to toe. I really regret that I didn't force people down before. It's so satisfying.

One analyzed the person who was always pestering him from the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside, and felt that Wang Liang was actually quite soft-hearted, even if he really cheated him, he wouldn't do anything to you.He is a person who is obviously so angry that he still remembers that he has caught a cold.Shi Bi felt guilty and wanted to compensate Wang Liang more in his work in the future.He also made it clear to him during dinner at night, but Wang Liangming didn't understand what he meant and he didn't know either.

……

The next day was a Saturday, when Shi Bi went out early in the morning, the opposite door was still open as it was any other day.

Both Shi Bi and Wang Liang had dark circles under their eyes, and it seemed that they didn't sleep well the night before.

"morning."

"Hey, did you find a lover so early? As expected of a manager, he never slackens in dating."

"What about you?" Shi Bi lowered his head, and saw that Wang Liang was holding something familiar to him - an iron rod.

"Breakdown, you understand." Wang Liang smiled lightly.

The two got out of the underground garage together, and Shi Bizhen thought that Wang Liang would smash his car, but he saw that the man walked directly into his small Nissan, and drove it earlier than his BMW for the first time.

BMW drove with Nissan for a while, and found that Wang Liang was going to work in the office. As for whether he would smash the office or burn it down, Shi Bi didn't want to think about it.Everything is waiting for him to come back.It's been five years, and he's finally going to meet that woman who can't be erased from his heart...

Wang Liang worked overtime for a day.It was getting dark quickly, and I habitually called to order takeaway. When I looked up, I found that the manager's office was dark.

After thinking about it, Wang Liang still called someone.

"Miss, where is Shi Bi now?" Wang Liang raised his feet high.The whole person is spread out on the chair, looking for a little support.

"Oh? I should ask you this. You snatched my man away. How can you ask me?" The environment of the woman on the other end of the phone was a bit noisy. If you listen carefully, it should be on the set.

"I've been studying your gossip and gossip for several months, and I just came here to catch up with the stars on your set and pick you up at the airport. Miss, isn't your purpose to make Shi Bi regret his marriage? Double insurance is always good. And that Teacher Xiaoxue's You gave the address, right?" Wang Liang pointed it out directly.

The other side finally reported the address of a neighboring city.

It's just that Wang Liang's little Nissan hadn't driven up the highway to the next city when the phone rang.

As soon as he picked it up, Wang Liang quickly took out the phone a long way away from his ear.

A woman growled in a high-pitched voice: "Son! Your mother finally came back from the far away Cannes. Nothing is good there, and I have to go to bed every year. I don't want to talk to that old man. I come to sleep with you tonight!" Do you miss mom?"

Wang Liang felt that someone had pinched his chest. He was about to reach the entrance of the expressway, so he found a place to stop the car after listening to the voice on the phone.

"Mom, I have something to do tonight..."

"Ouch!" The woman turned into a resentful woman in a second, and her voice was already crying: "Son, mother knows that you are not happy about remarrying, but I am just a son like you. When the son grows up, I don't want to be a mother anymore. That smelly old man will also bully you!" I...I don't want to live anymore!"

Wang Liang's scalp was numb: "Mom, Uncle Li is just going to be a cow and a horse for you. What are you dissatisfied with? Don't lose your temper. Are you tired after coming back from abroad? Let's catch the jet lag first?"

Wang Liang really wanted to get on that expressway.It's just—"Mom is already in the taxi from the airport to your apartment! I don't care, see you in an hour!"

"Crack——" the phone hung up.

Looking at the phone in his hand, Wang Liang finally realized why the person he liked was a man—this woman became unreasonable, really... hey...

Shi Bi arrived home in the afternoon.

It's just that there is no Wang Liang's small Nissan in the garage, and the iron rod is also casually placed in the corner of the garage.

Shi Bi was not in a good mood, he was a little out of his mind, thinking that he could find someone to talk to when he came back, it seemed that Wang Liang was still working overtime, or went somewhere else.He waited in the living room for a long time, but he didn't realize that he was hungry and waiting for the person who was always by his side as if it was only right.

It's just ridiculous to realize the importance of Wang Liang at this time.

Shi Bi tried his best to get the scenes of the day out of his mind. When the sound of the elevator opening came from the door, he rushed to open the door without thinking, and didn't even notice that his leg was hit hard by the dining table. ——

At the door, a woman with a high bun was embracing Wang Liang.Both of them turned their backs to him, making a lot of noise.

"Damn it, you were fine just now? Why are you so drunk now, are you trying to get mad? Where's the key, tsk tsk... where's the key! I can't lift you! Ouch, why is it so heavy!" the woman The voice is a bit loud, and he is not tall, but there is a big person hanging on his body.It's Wang Liang.

"Don't tell me you were drunk driving. If you dare to drink and drive, I'll call the police tomorrow. You're so bad! Don't do this if you don't see your mother!" The woman finally found the key from Wang Liang's pocket.Just let go of his hand—"crash——" Wang Liang fell to the ground like cotton.The corridor was very narrow, and Wang Liang's head hit the wall, making a "boom—" sound.

Shi Bi instinctively stepped forward to help.The woman was startled, and she couldn't see the person who came up to help clearly under the dim light, and hurried to pull her son, but Shi Bi saw the person clearly——

"Aunt Li?"

"Ouch, you...you know me?" The woman was also curious, after all, very few people called her that. "Wang Liang, that bastard!"

Shi Bi stood up with his arms around the cotton-like Wang Liang, and then went to see Wang Liang's mother, feeling a chill in his heart.

At this time, Wang Liang who was on his back suddenly hugged him in his arms with his backhand, his head was still rubbing against his neck, breathing out the hot smell of alcohol.

"Mom—your son is broken in love, and he likes a white-eyed wolf, a white-eyed wolf...Mom..."

"Mom, what's the big deal, falling in love is such a big deal—look at the mess in your room!" The woman pretended not to hear, opened the door and turned on the light in Wang Liang's room, and said, "I haven't been here for a long time and you're like this? Tsk tsk, Make you lazy, no wonder women don't want you!"

Wang Liang's mother went into the room and put Wang Liang's messy clothes on the sofa, a pile of game magazines, and a pile of blueprints aside. When she turned her head, she saw her son hugging what should be the neighbor next door. I'm sorry, my son probably doesn't welcome me to bother him, he just drank too much and talked nonsense. Usually he doesn't like this, so I'm sorry."

After all, women are gentle and demure when speaking to strangers.Even though she was getting older, her demeanor and the famous brand of a lady still couldn't stop people from turning their eyes away.

"It's okay...it doesn't matter." Shi Bi felt that the people on his body hugged him even tighter, like a koala.

"Mom, I want a blind date."

"Okay." Shi Bi replied softly.

"I want to get married and have a son... Then, hmph, cultivate well and seduce—" Wang Liang suddenly let go of Shi Bi's body and stared at his eyes, which were red and couldn't focus at all. ——"Go and seduce his son. Angry him to death! Angry him to death!"

"Okay..." Shi Bi didn't know that Wang Liang still had such a childish side, he laughed when he saw Wang Liang's serious expression and the redness on his nose and cheeks.

At this time, Wang Liang's mother came out and slapped Wang Liang on the head: "Drink too much and talk crazy! How many times have I told you that you can't beat your wife by playing games every day! ... Thank you I'll get him in, he'll be fine after a night of sleep, and I'll call him to thank you tomorrow."

"Yes." Shi Bi pushed the person on his body to the woman.

It's just that Wang Liang suddenly refused to move like a stone, and hugged him again, rubbing against him like a dog.

"Auntie, he—" Shi Bi realized that he couldn't move at all, and most importantly, he absolutely felt that something hard and hot was pressing against Wang Liang's lower body...

Shi Bi's back felt cold, and then the heat on his body suddenly disappeared.

It was Wang Liang's mother who held Wang Liang's ear in one hand and pulled him away easily.

Wang Liang yelled in pain, but he looked like a little chicken.

Shi Bi felt cold.

The hot breath in the ear has not dissipated.

Someone thanked him again.

Then the door over there closes...

Shi Bi remembered a sentence he heard from nowhere: "There are always people in the world who really like you. But often, people are blind and can't see it..."

In Wang Liang's bedroom.

The woman carried Wang Liang's ears into the room in one breath.He threw his son on the bed violently.

Seeing the [-]-year-old son shrunk into a ball in pain, the woman stood beside the bed with her arms folded. After a long time, she waited until the son was too painful to move, and then asked quietly.

"You like him?"

"Yeah." The person on the bed didn't look like the drunk rascal before.The voice was so calm that no emotion could be heard.

"I'll beat you to death!" The woman slapped Wang Liang's ass with his back facing him without hesitation.

"Mom, don't worry, people don't like me."

"You deserve it! Go on a blind date with me tomorrow."

"Oh. He's going to marry someone else."

"It's really worrying! Hey...then are you giving up now?"

"Mom, if I really want to spend my whole life with a man, will you kill me?"

"Kill it? Is it useful? Your Uncle Li became famous for making gay movies. I didn't expect to be in the headlines. Really, hey!"

"Mom, you are so nice."

"It's so useless! Do you want a man or a woman on a blind date?"

"Eh...men can do it too?"

"Then what should I do? My son is shocking the world, and I can only cooperate!"

"Mom, I love you."

"If I'm not angry, I'll be Amitabha..."

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