Lazy tyrants and outdated MBs

Chen Xiao didn't sleep well for several days. He tossed and turned at night and couldn't sleep. During the day, he was busy everywhere, and soon his clean face began to show acne, especially on his forehead, which was red. It hurts.It's not that he didn't realize that pouring a glass of water in the sea view villa tastes like honey and grapefruit. Cousin Teng Cheng also said once or twice that the food is too bland recently.

Chen Xiao secretly went to observe the housekeeper, but he slowly realized that the man kissing him and confessing his love that day seemed to be a dream, because the housekeeper didn't even look at him.Always appear suddenly when my cousin needs it, and disappear when he wants to see him.Just like before, exactly like before McCoy came home.Everywhere in the villa is deserted and deserted, there is no more arguing during breakfast in the morning, no more free and unscrupulous laughter when watching TV programs at the tea party in the evening, and I will never hear the housekeeper talk about family gossip that he does not know There are also those stories that are a hundred times more bizarre than TV series j□j...

Chen Xiao was not used to it.He felt that Teng Cheng was not used to it either.But my cousin can eat, sleep, and toss people these days, and even goes to Teng Sheng's office several times a week.Chen Xiao complained that his cousin was so cold-blooded, but he had to find a new love for his cousin with acne on his forehead, which was the most annoying thing.It's not that Chen Xiao doesn't have any goods in hand. As the life assistant of his cousin with special hobbies, he carefully records the beautiful young men who have intersected with Teng Cheng on weekdays. One, in addition, Chen Xiao is not very good at other things, but his memory and organization ability are very strong. There are hundreds of candidates in his computer, but——

"You don't think any of them are suitable for your cousin?" Chen Xiao quickly pulled out the hair on his head, and a calm voice came from behind him.

Chen Xiao's entire back felt cold, and when he turned his head, he looked at people pitifully with the eyes of a fawn about to be eaten.

The butler stood far away, always wearing a neat black suit with a capable and restrained shirt collar. At this time, he just sighed lightly, not looking at Chen Xiao, but looking at the photos in his hand that he had been flipping through all afternoon He opened his mouth again and said, "The elder sister of the legal department actually annoys your cousin the most, especially his personal affairs... So find someone who doesn't need to bother them anymore, and everyone is happy."

The butler didn't linger long after speaking, as if passing by accidentally, he just said a word and left.Chen Xiao turned his head back and thought for a while—it seems that he is not the only one who misses Mai Ke...

McCoy had actually been pretty good these two days.When I got home from get off work, I made dinner and watched TV, then went to bed and slept very peacefully.There were just two things that made him a little uncomfortable.One is when Tiantian came home on the weekend, she kept talking about other men, and it was the one Maike didn't want to hear - Teng Hui.The second one is - for several nights, he dreamed of Teng Hui's uncle - Teng Cheng.It’s not surprising to dream of local tyrants. After all, we’ve been together day and night for three months. It’s just that the content of that dream is too much for people to bear. McCoy feels that he’s a demon, and he who has always been sexually indifferent has sex dreams all night and all night. It’s really abnormal. .

Uncle and nephew of the Teng family made Ma Ke feel depressed for a few days. Seeing that he hadn't done anything, he got up in a mess in the morning, and accidentally injured his hand when he went to work during the day. He was afraid that he would die of indulgence for no reason. McCoy thought for two days, so he took a refreshing shower early on Saturday morning, and climbed up to the Jing'an Temple on the mountainside.

This time, Mai Ke found the right route up the mountain. He prepared some change and bought incense candles at the foot of the mountain. Unfortunately, he came out with his eyes wide open after entering the temple for more than ten minutes, muttering: "What are you doing?" ? To become a monk, you must have a bachelor’s degree or above, and a master’s or doctor’s degree is preferred? Is this a monk or a foreigner? Do you want to take the GRE test and then submit a CV?”

McCoy was really pissed off. He just knelt and kowtowed devoutly for a long time, told the Buddha about his troubles and final wishes, and finally asked the Lord Buddha to bless a group of people in the sea view villa by the way.Then he looked up and saw the old monk who looked like the abbot was beating the iron bowl and looking at him kindly.The opportunity is not lost, and it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Mai Ke finally expressed his long-awaited wish.Then he was kicked out.

The old abbot just glanced at him and then opened his mouth lightly, as if he could tell that Mai Ke was uneducated at a glance. After saying three words, Mai Ke kicked stones at the gate of the temple out of shame and anger. "It's terrible to be uneducated!" Mai Ke scolded himself and wanted to go down the mountain. He turned his head and saw the road up the mountain, and the lush bamboo forest halfway up the mountain.

McCoy still climbed to the top of the mountain, and stood on the rock where they watched the scenery together that day and watched the scenery comfortably for a while. The calm and comfortable side of the coast is the world of the rich, and the other side is the downtown area, where everything is noisy. It is extremely crowded, it is the world of their ordinary people.There is only a mountain in the middle, but it seems like two worlds are separated...

In any case, the feeling of being irritated by the old monk improved a little under the panoramic view of the mountains and small scenery. He stretched out his uninjured hand comfortably and stretched his waist. He thought that in the future, Tiantian would also marry and start a family. One day, although you don't have enough education to become a monk, you still need to have the mood of facing the sea and spring flowers blooming.The days to come—after all, are still very, very long.

Maike did a good job of mental construction, and when he turned around, he saw an old acquaintance——

He was stunned for three seconds before he recovered, and the three-point surprise and six-point joy on his face were finally forced by him to change into the last point of calmness: "Oh, the local tyrants are still here to exercise? Not bad, not bad, I wish you weight No rebound."

McCoy said hello and was about to leave. He didn't think that the local tyrant with designer sunglasses covering most of his face with an unsampled face would want to say a word to him.He has seen Teng Cheng's indifference before, and it is really a model of a businessman-maximizing all kinds of mutual benefits during the contract period, but once the contract is over, he will not look at you any more.

Teng Cheng could understand the expression of McCoy trying to disappear from his eyes.McCoy's face was a little red, but the moment he turned his head and saw his expression, the eyes behind the sunglasses could see clearly.

"What happened to your hand?" Teng Cheng blocked Mai Ke's way.

"Ah? Accidentally rowed."

"Oh? Could it be that he was abandoned by me and committed suicide because he couldn't figure it out? Tsk tsk..." Teng Cheng took off his sunglasses, and the disappointed look on his face was really annoying.

Mai Ke rolled his eyes, thinking that the local tyrant's mensao and disgusting skills must have been acquired by himself in recent months.Mai Ke wants to fight back that Teng Cheng is a fat man, but seeing the face of the opposite person taking off the sunglasses without any fat, he is so damn handsome and annoying, and look at the local tyrant doctor in a casual sweatshirt, with long legs and long legs Straight up it's annoying.Or shut up and prepare to open your own way. "Big Boss, you are so handsome... Please let me go."

The local tyrant did not move and continued to stare at Mai Ke.Mai Ke lowered his head and took two steps but was blocked, feeling upset.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Why do you want to kill yourself?"

"Master suicide, I just accidentally scratched at work. Do you need to see an ENT doctor?" Mai Ke was a little irritable, and his mood, which was finally calmed down, became irritable again.

"Then what are you hiding from?"

"Hide from your uncle!"

McCoy was really upset. He had no contractual relationship with Teng Cheng now, so he didn't have to be obedient to the local tycoon. He gave Teng a malicious local tyrant a look, and went straight to undo the bandage on his hand.

He was a man who accidentally bumped into the cabinet in the office and made a big hole for no reason. Not to mention the smell of Yunnan Baiyao, it happened that his right hand seriously affected his work, coupled with the provocation of the local tyrant, McCoy had never hated a wound so much.

The bandages were removed three times, five times and two times, and there was a scratch on the arm, which had scabbed over, and the red piece still looked hideous.

"Satisfied? Who will die for you. Tsk tsk." Mako stretched out his hand in front of the local tyrant, and tied the bandage back with his back to the man. He didn't want the wound to be infected again. The design office has been busy recently. Two days of productivity like shit is really annoying.

McCoy didn't know what the local tyrant was doing behind his back, he only knew that it was easy to take off the bandages, but it seemed a little-difficult to go back.

On the way up the mountain, he sweated a little, his hands were cold and greasy, and his left hand was already clumsy, so he couldn’t tie the bandages back after several times. McCoy got angry, and felt that today was a typical day when he went out and didn't read the almanac, and what happened to him.

Decided to leave with our heads held high.

But seeing the local tyrant still looking at him with the corner of his mouth raised slightly behind him——

"See you."

McCoy held a messy handful of gauze in his hand.As if fleeing, he minimized his distressed appearance, but his hand was held by someone.The injured right hand was pulled up, Teng Cheng took a closer look, and it seemed that he was breathing on it, and he was frowning very seriously—really so—distressed?

"Sure enough, I'm out of my mind." The local tyrant read a sentence.

McCoy wanted to refute, but he still kept his mouth shut, because he saw Teng Cheng took the bandage on his other hand, bound his hand back up in two or three strokes, and tied it neatly and neatly. nice.

"Thanks……"

At this time, if you don't say thank you, you will be worse than a pig or a dog.And McCoy likes this moment very much, the wind on the top of the mountain blows away the heat from his body, and the person in the dream is so close to him.McCoy has long passed the age when a teenager pursues romantic love. At that age, he just lay under a group of middle-aged and elderly rich people to please others in exchange for money, so at this moment, he feels very romantic and cordial.After all, in this world, the only person who really cared about him was his younger sister, and the one who really took good care of him—after thinking about it, was the local tyrant opposite him.Although I also know that this kind of goodness is as illusory as a mirror.

"Let's go down together, and I'll take you back." Teng Cheng saw the drooping eyelashes of Mai Ke, who was so close to him, flickering, his eyes seemed a little red, and he didn't know whether it was due to the wind blowing or the wound on his hand.Anyway, he was not in a good mood when he saw McCoy's wound and red eyes.

"No, you are busy with your work." Mai Ke withdrew his hand, but was finally led down the mountain by Teng Cheng.

Chen Xiao was just ten meters behind them. When he reached the foot of the mountain, he wanted to drive, but his cousin drove him into the passenger seat.

It was the first time for McCoy to see a local tyrant driving by himself. He used to think that asking him to drive with the lazy appearance of a local tyrant was like letting him die.In fact, the local tyrant drives very steadily, and he won't panic like Chen Xiao when braking.The car drove steadily to the downstairs of McCoy's house.The local tyrant still locked the car door: "Why haven't you moved yet? Has the new house been delivered?"

"I was too busy before, and I haven't bought the electrical appliances at home, and my sister is in school, and the house will be used for her to get married in the future." To separate, McCoy felt a little bit reluctant.The voice answered in a low voice.

Chen Xiao in the passenger seat knew that he had become a light bulb, and fell asleep within three seconds of getting in the car, but his cousin and Mai Ke didn't talk all the way, so he closed his eyes and didn't dare to move. There is gossip to listen to.It can be seen that those two people——the only thing they think about is the fetters of the contract.

"..." Teng Cheng didn't speak for a long time.McCoy sat in the back of the car and did nothing else.

for a long time.

"Where do you like it, I can give you another set, and you can live in it." The local tyrant said.

"No, what do I need so many houses for? One set is enough to pay off my mortgage for half my life."

"I send you."

"No need." Maike knew that the local tyrant probably wanted to compensate him, but he had nothing to compensate, and he slept with him for a few days without losing a piece of meat: "Yo, you think your skills were too poor before, and now you are giving a house subsidy I?"

"I'm generous to anyone who sleeps in my bed."

"It's really human." McCoy sneered.

Another long silence.Gently "click -" sound.The door is unlocked.McCoy fled as if he got off the car.Walk away without looking back.

And Chen Xiao in the passenger seat also woke up miraculously quickly to look at his cousin.

"Brother, last time you said to help you find another person, I found it, do you want to take a look?" Chen Xiao was cautious.

Teng Cheng didn't answer, opened the door and got out of the car.

Chen Xiao shook his head and got out of the car knowingly. The two changed places, and Chen Xiao staggered back to the Sea View Villa.

McCoy didn't expect that there would be a knock on the door of his house that night.

As soon as the door was opened, there were four or five people standing in the dark.

They were all old acquaintances, and the pimples on Chen Xiao's face looked a little serious because of the close distance.

McCoy wanted to care about the child, but the child was obviously here for work, with a serious face and a neat suit: "Brother Mai, I'm here to discuss business with you."

……

Five minutes later, four people stood in the dark in the small living room of McCoy's house.

It was the third time that the woman, Mai Ke, looked at him with obvious impatience.The two men were still tall and tall, with a dead face, holding the documents in a thick stack, like a robot.

Chen Xiao explained with a smile all the time: "Brother, you see my brother has such a strange temper, he asked me to find him another partner, but I couldn't find a suitable one after a long time. After thinking about it, I think it's still Brother Mai You are the most suitable, how many months do you think you will be tired and stay with my brother?"

Mai Ke frowned, not understanding what Chen Xiao was going to do: "You came to find me, does Teng Cheng know?"

"Hey, no one knows what my brother is thinking. You see, we are all part-time workers. One thing more is worse than one thing less, right? And there is no need to change the documents, just follow the previous signature. And Brother Mai, Aren't you and my brother pretty good too?" Chen Xiao blinked, pretending to be cute.It's just that the pimple on that end seems to affect his overall cute appearance a bit.

"I..." McCoy instinctively wanted to refuse, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he saw that the two men and one woman around him all looked at him impatiently.It seems that I am in a bad mood for working overtime outside working hours.And probably working for a local tyrant is not so easy.

"Brother Mai, look, you are not in the villa. The house is much deserted. My brother bought real gold and silver and released them for a few days. He disliked them running around at home, so he was locked in a cage. He didn't release them every day. It's so pitiful. Besides, I miss you very much." Chen Xiao frowned, and began to pretend to be pitiful: "It's been more than a week, and I haven't found a good person. I feel so nervous when I see my brother every day, and I can't sleep. Well, look on my head..."

Chen Xiao's eyes turned red.McCoy sighed, "What happened to you and the butler?"

"Ah?" Chen Xiao was visibly panicked.

Mai Ke guessed most of the plot when he saw his little cousin's expression. He thought that Chen Xiao must have had a rough time in that villa these days, either facing the local tyrant who put him under great pressure or the housekeeper who liked him but was rejected. better off.Seeing Chen Xiao's flustered appearance, I feel a little distressed.

To Chen Xiao, Mai Ke always felt that he was as reluctant to see him being wronged as if he was his own brother.

"Brother, go back, you miss my brother too, right? My brother is not that bad, although he has a bad temper, but you can cure him." Chen Xiao persevered.

McCoy released his trump card: "If I sign a contract now, I won't be recognized, right?"

"Okay, you are responsible for signing." The woman standing next to her spoke, her voice was like the voice system in a machine.

Then quickly, the man behind him handed McCoy a stack of documents, and another man handed over a pen.

"Fill in the reward you want here, and sign here." The man's marble-like voice spoke a little fast.

"I……"

"If you can't figure it out, you can think about it later, sign it first, so we can get off work early." Another man urged.

"..." McCoy felt as if he had been rejected.

"Heh, Brother Mai, don't worry about it. Sister Zhang and the others draft all kinds of weird legal documents for my brother every day. Most people can't bear it. Hehe, it's all for the sake of making a living." Chen Xiao explained.

Mai Ke looked at the document that Tuhao Teng had already signed on the other side, and felt a little sympathetic to the Tuhao. It was so difficult to find someone to accompany him, and it was a contract, and so much manpower and material resources. It must be floating clouds, in order not to make a fuss afterwards, that person's private life was born out of rules and regulations from the very beginning.

The loneliest person in the world is really not me, but the richest local tyrant.

"I want to be a monk, but Jing'an Temple actually dislikes my low education. Can this be a condition?" Mai Ke picked up the pen and felt that the air in the room suddenly became much smoother.Much less resentment.

"Yes." The woman immediately gave an affirmative answer. "We can take Jing'an Temple to court until you succeed in your appeal and become a monk."

Chen Xiao rolled his eyes, and quickly pressed the pen that Mai Ke wanted to write at the desk: "Don't worry, Brother Mai, this is a small problem, and you can solve it with a single sentence. Write something else here. Well, to be practical, money, houses and so on."

Chen Xiao was afraid that his cousin would die of anger when he saw Mai Ke's request.

"I don't want anything else."

"Uh...then don't write it yet. You have three months to think about it. Maybe you will have something you want by then? It's not too late to write. Don't worry, we have the most complete team of lawyers here. All your interests are protected."

……

When Teng Cheng woke up on Sunday, it was raining outside.

I went to the company and found that half of the employees were working overtime, so I went back to the villa in a good mood. The housekeeper said that he had arrived and was waiting for him on the second floor.

Before Teng Cheng went upstairs, a cat and a dog rushed down the stairs chasing each other. Teng Cheng glanced at the housekeeper annoyedly, but the housekeeper pretended not to see him, and lowered his head to take his coat to the cloakroom to hang up. up.

"Who is it?" The local tyrant asked his assistant.

"He is a very suitable person." Chen Xiao replied with a smile. "And I've signed him on my own initiative."

The local tyrant frowned, with displeasure in his eyes: "What does he want?"

"Uh, brother, you can go up and have a look first. You will be satisfied." Chen Xiao rarely spoke with confidence.

So a rainy Sunday evening.

Teng Cheng saw Mai Ke standing in front of the French windows on the second floor again.

The man still had bandages on his hands, his hair was longer than when he left, and he seemed to be a little thinner.But that face is actually quite pleasing to the eye.

Chen Xiao didn't know where he went, and Mai Ke turned his head to look at him with a smile. Even though the two met yesterday, Mai Ke still looked surprised and said, "Hey, local tyrant, it's been a lot of fun for three months."

"why you?"

"Tsk tsk, your lawyer said that you have too many things to do, and it is convenient to find the same person, saving costs, low carbon and environmental protection."

"Humph."

"Very disappointed?" Mai Ke walked up to the local tyrant, raised his hand to caress Teng Cheng's face, very ambiguous, and then the whole person leaned over and bit that pretty mouth. "Don't worry, I'm a professional. You are satisfied."

"What do you want?" It was just a kiss, and his hands were already around McCoy's waist, tightening - he seemed to be thinner and a little irritable.

"Your lawyer said that you can buy Jing'an Temple."

"What do you want a temple for? Be an abbot?"

"Yes, they dislike my low education, and I'm upset."

"Careful." Teng Cheng was smiling.

"Cooperate well..." McCoy put his arms around him and smiled.

Downstairs, a cat and a dog were chasing and fighting, and they were subdued by the housekeeper holding one in mid-air. Chen Xiao kept looking up at the movement on the second floor for a long time. Sighed.

Turning his head, seeing the butler's straight gaze, he quickly became kind and gentle.