From God's perspective, I complained about the world

"Senior, do you really like comics..."

For some reason, Tsuna seemed relieved.I guess he probably thought what I just said was a joke.

"I like it." My tone became deep, "Because life is like a manga, every time I read a manga, it's like observing the world to me."

After all, in my opinion, works such as manga and animation are simply documentary literature and a portrayal of reality.It is much more in line with the setting of this world than science.

Watching more manga and animation will help me calmly face my current life and understand the world I live in better.

But Agang can't understand my thoughts.

"No matter how you think about it, life can't be like a cartoon..." He seemed helpless, and whispered.

But I raised my eyebrows disapprovingly: "Then, Gang, don't you think your current life is not like a cartoon?"

Hearing this, Sawada Tsunayoshi was stunned, he seemed to recall many things in an instant, immediately put on a pain mask, and raised his hands to cover his face.

"No! Even comics don't draw like this..."

"...It's really pitiful."

Although I don't know what he is facing every day, but from his bleak background and bgm, I can feel the emotions and start to sympathize with him.

"I recommend you to watch Bungo Stray Dogs and JO5, maybe it will help you become a mafia, Gango." I seriously suggested.

"Why did this topic come back again?! Senpai, you have completely accepted the setting of the mafia, right?" Tsunayoshi Sawada smiled wryly, "Besides, who would read manga to learn to become a mafia! I don't want to be a mafia at all. Party!"

I sighed: "But according to your situation... In terms of your character design... the routine you will follow should be a very contrasting upgrade flow. It's the kind of mouth that says you don't want your body, but you are very honest. Yes. For various reasons, such as needing to protect partners, defeating villains who threaten their peaceful life, etc., in the end, I became a qualified mafia boss against my will.”

Kokichi Sawada:"???"

Sawada Tsunayoshi wanted to cry with the naked eye: "Senior, don't set a flag for me——!"

I have to say, although what I said was the truth and speculation from the bottom of my heart, but looking at the other person's expression now, I even have the illusion that I am bullying him.

Sawada Tsunayoshi had a broken face, but because his face was so cute, he looked even more pitiful, and the corners of his eyes were flushed.

Fluffy hair, moist eyes, and an expression that is hard to accept reality.

Poor... just like a little rabbit.

However, seeing him about to cry, I suddenly felt a little familiar... Well, when did I seem to see him?

"Hahaha, are you guys still discussing the Mafia game? Todo-senpai, do you want to join in Tsuna's game too?" Takeshi Yamamoto interjected with a smile, interrupting my momentary contemplation.

"No, I'll forget it, I'm just an ordinary person." I raised my eyes and replied calmly, "If the subject of this kind of juvenile comics meets a cartoonist who likes to make razor blades, people will die. I still want to live well. .”

Even if you meet a cartoonist who is not a blade, the battle plot is unavoidable.Therefore, if you want to survive in this kind of mafia-themed hot-blooded comics, you must have the magical magic of "no matter how hard you get beaten, you will not die", "the master of human body strokes in the rain of bullets", "the explosion has smoke but no injuries" Physical fitness will do.And I, really ordinary, really can't.

"Eh? If it's just a game, no one will die, right?"

Eh—this guy really thought it was a game.

Mr. Prison Temple, who had fainted from a stomachache just now, was an obvious insider.

I glanced sideways at Tsunayoshi Sawada, and asked in a low voice in disbelief, "Does Yamamoto-kun actually think this is a game? Is he just a natural idiot? It's scary."

"It's better to say that senior, you immediately judged that this is not a game..." The brown-haired boy was dejected, as if he was powerless to argue with me, "Why is this..."

Me: "Because it's obvious."

It's already so obvious.

The little baby on the other side, Bao En, didn't even have any intention of hiding the mafia's setting, did he?

Only for the "plot needs", all kinds of naturally stupid characters created, will you not find abnormalities.

In other words, is this also a setting where all the staff are "blind"?

Am I out of place because I don't follow the "rules"?

"Don't underestimate women's intuition, idiot."

Li Baoen jumped onto Sawada Tsunayoshi's shoulder, lowered the brim of his hat, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Mingyin, what do you think a mafia leader should have?" He asked me again.

"Eh? Ask me?" I looked up, a little dazed, "But I've only read the Mafia in comics."

"It's okay, you can talk about it." Li Baoen said with a constant smile.

"Well... First of all, you must value your companions and protect your family. The mafia is probably very powerful... Fearless in the face of danger, even in the light of swords and bullets? Strategizing and resourceful? The strength should be very strong... ..."

I thought about the mafia characters in several comics that I was familiar with, and summarized what I thought.

"Hmph, only the first point, Stupid Gang, can do it now, and the others are completely unqualified."

"I've already said that I don't want to be a leader! Li Baoen, don't involve everyone!" the brown-haired boy said angrily.

"...that." I said suddenly.

"Eh?"

"Gang, have you forgotten that you should study more now than whether you want to be a mafia or not. You haven't finished your homework yet. You have to hand in it at school tomorrow."

"Ahhhhhhhh! I completely forgot!"

……

After being in a hurry for a while, I finally returned to the serious study session.

After dinner at Sawada's house, it was getting late.

I thanked Aunt Nana for her hospitality, and I planned to go home.

A Gang stood up and volunteered to see me off.

However, he seemed to be very entangled, walking beside me, wanting to say something, but hesitant to speak.

"Actually, it's very close, so you don't have to take me home." Seeing his embarrassed look, I spoke first, "But Gang, do you have anything you want to ask?"

"Well, senior, you probably don't remember anymore..." He lowered his head, his mood seemed a little depressed, "But..."

"What?" I blinked, turned my head, and looked at the little boy walking beside me.

This kid is younger than me, and he is also a few centimeters shorter than me. Now his head is lowered, and his slightly long bangs cover his eyes, so I can't see his expression clearly.

I was about to continue asking what he wanted to say, but was interrupted by a voice behind me.

"It's really worthless, stupid gang, it's so normal that such a useless appearance will be forgotten."

——It was Ribon's voice.

"Li Baoen!!" Gang Ji's expression suddenly became terrified, he turned his head abruptly, and looked at the little baby who suddenly appeared behind him.

"Then, do it with all your might!"

"boom--"

It is a gunshot that should not appear in the peaceful daily life.

...I witnessed a "shooting case".

This is the first time I've been shocked today.

Dark cooking and shooting, although both seem to be able to kill people.But guns are more terrifying.

Mainly, I don't think it's really a "homicide".

The thought just flashed through my mind.The boy next to him who fell on the ground straightened up, his head started to catch fire, his clothes were torn apart in a very unscientific way, leaving only a pair of green plaid underwear.

The surrounding bgm suddenly became excited.

I:"……"

I was really shocked.

Well, I've caught a glimpse of it before, though.But now I really witnessed the whole process of "transformation".

Sure enough, it is a superpower... so why shoot?And why do you want to explode your clothes?What kind of setting is this "put it to death and live later" + "social death"?Eh?

"Resurrection! I have to do my best to make senior remember—!" The boy who burst into clothes yelled.

I couldn't help but stare at the flame above his head, and I twitched the corners of my mouth.

"What I want to say is...Senior and I, we have met before!" The boy in front of me held my shoulders, and he declared.

When I heard this, I was taken aback for a moment.

what,

Have you seen...?

I took a closer look at his current appearance, but I couldn't see anything from Tsuna Ji's "vicious" eyebrows.So, I recalled the expression that Ganga was about to cry before.

Hiss, just now it did feel a bit familiar.

Ah... what if the boy in front of him had more tender eyebrows?If the age decreases and becomes a child, it will be a small ball.Softer, tearier eyes?The more panicked expression... There is indeed an impression in my memory.

However, that was a long time ago, and the time we spent together was very short, so my memory is blurred.

When I was still in elementary school... Which holiday did it happen?

"I hope senpai can remember—!" Sawada Tsunayoshi in this state was full of momentum, and he shouted loudly.

Regarding this, after I calmed down, I stroked my chin and replied calmly: "You cry... I should be able to remember."

My words probably triggered some kind of switch, the flame above his head gradually went out, and his expression suddenly changed back to what it was before.

He also listened to my words, and the whole person was stunned.

Sawada Tsunayoshi let go of his hand on my shoulder, and hurriedly stepped back two steps, as if he felt that he was socially dead, he squatted down and covered his face, curled up all over.

I looked at him, blinked, walked over, and squatted down.

I hugged my knees and said, "I lied to you... Actually, I remembered."

"Eh—?" He raised his head, and there were actually a little teardrops on the corners of his eyes.

I couldn't help but wanted to laugh a little, but when I laughed, Ah Gang was stunned for a while, and then his expression seemed to become even more desperate.

"I'm sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to laugh at you, Gang." I waved my hand and rolled my eyes, "I just think your expression is too cute. So what, I'm sorry for forgetting you, little rabbit?"

"Don't call me by that nickname!" He yelled first, and then his expression gradually darkened, "No, it's nothing, after all, it happened so long ago...not to mention that I have been so useless since I was a child. Senior doesn't remember much. Normal...and I'm still useless now."

I raised my hand and stroked his shaggy hair.

"You can't say you're useless."

He raised his head slightly, hesitated: "...? But I'm just useless..."

"No, no, no, why are you useless." No matter how you look at it, you are the male protagonist of a teenage manga.

Kokichi Sawada:"?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Senior, why are you so sure? Obviously you have seen it too... How useless I am, I have been a waste since I was a child."

I straightened up and shrugged my shoulders indifferently: "Well, what I said is just my own idea, I just think that people can't deny themselves."

"Even if the whole world doesn't agree with me, I have to agree with myself. This is my own principle."

"However, I really don't think you are useless, Gang. If you have to describe it... I thought you were cute when I was a child, so I got the name "Little Rabbit... But now, you must have a shining point." , it’s just that you haven’t discovered it yet.”

The traits of a male protagonist in a boy manga.

Gentle, kind, value partners, love peace.If you have a goal, you will work hard for it.

These must be all he has.

As I said before, the place where I live now is the real estate left by my deceased grandmother.

Looking back now, when I was in elementary school...it seemed to be during the summer vacation, I came here to visit my grandmother.

That's when I met Tsunayoshi Sawada.

When he was chased by a Chihuahua, fell on the ground, was caught and bullied by the children next door... When I was playing nearby, I seemed to have nothing to do and did a few "heroes to save the beauty" behaviors.

Then, when the little boy was depressed and crying and told me that the friends around him liked to laugh at him as a "good-for-nothing", I gave him a new nickname on a whim.Called "Little Rabbit".

At that time, I didn't ask his name, and I called him "little rabbit" every time I saw him, because I thought he was really soft and like a little rabbit.

He can actually remember it until now.

"I'm surprised that you can still remember it and recognize it. There is still a difference between when I was a child and now." I couldn't help laughing, "And, Gang, you are younger than me. .”

The brown-haired boy opposite me raised his eyes, his pupils of the same color were dyed warmer by the setting sun. He stared at me and blinked in bewilderment, then lowered his eyes and stammered a little:

"Actually, I was a little uncertain the day I first met senior, but I did recognize it when we got along today... probably, that. I... really want to say thank you to senior."

"Whether it's the words you said before or just now... I think senior is really a very gentle person."

I:"?"

Evil Asashi?

Well.never mind.

I have never felt that I have the attribute of gentleness, and I have nothing to do with the word gentle.

I sighed: "Speaking of which, Ah Gang, you'd better go home and put on your clothes, I don't need you to send them."

Kokichi Sawada:!

He looked down at his streaking state.

On the street at sunset, the boy's face turned redder than the sunset.

He panicked, he was in a hurry.He seemed to want to explain something.

"Well... Actually, there is no need to explain, I know, this is the side effect of superpowers, right, I understand. But this setting is too dead, you are really pitiful." I shook my head and couldn't help it Sighed sympathetically.

Kokichi Sawada:……

In the next second, he hugged his head and complained: "...Senior, why do you accept everything so quickly ah ah ah—"