From God's perspective, I complained about the world

"Well, it's fine to substitute this formula here later...OK, won't this solve it?"

I turned the pen around, only to find that the brown-haired boy sitting next to me seemed to be staring at me in a daze.

His hair is fluffy, his eyes are big, his brown pupils have a warm texture, and there is a little baby fat on his face, no matter how you look at him, he has a soft feeling.

I raised the pen and poked his cheek with the tail of the pen, so that soft cheek was slightly sunken.

"Come back to your senses~ You can't learn to be distracted."

He was startled by me, subconsciously leaned back, and almost fell to the ground with his homework.

"No, nothing—!" He shouted in a panic.

"What's nothing? I didn't ask you anything." I propped my chin and sighed helplessly, "Although I know math problems are boring, is what I'm talking about boring too?"

"No!" Sawada Tsunayoshi stood up straight, his cheeks were flushed with shame probably because he was distracted, he sat upright, trying to shift his attention to the test paper, "...Senior Mingyin, you spoke very well!"

"Then A Gang, you can do these few questions first. It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, I will explain it to you again." I clapped my hands and assigned the task.

All of a sudden, the brown-haired boy had a bitter face, and he lowered his head listlessly, almost completely buried in his homework.

I reminded: "Don't write with your head down like that, it's easy to be myopic."

"Ah, yes—!" He straightened up.

In the room, on the other side of the room, wearing a suit, top hat, and a pacifier, the little baby sitting on the small sofa that seemed to be tailor-made for him suddenly sneered.

"Too weak, Gang. Girls will look down on such a waste."

"...! I will work hard..." Sawada Tsunayoshi muttered, his voice gradually became quieter, as if he had gathered his motivation, and he began to write in a hurry.

"Not bad, Mingyin. Because of your teaching, Ah Gang's enthusiasm for learning has finally increased a lot." The little baby gave me a voice of approval.

I looked over, responded, and accepted the praise that seemed to come from an "elder" with some hesitation.

However, I still find it weird.

This weekend, I was invited by Aunt Nana to visit his home, and I happened to be asked by the aunt to guide her son's studies.It turned out that there was an extra member in his family, a baby with two heads, dressed like a mafia in the animation, with black bean-like eyes that made it hard to see what he was thinking.

When we just met before, the little baby introduced himself to me as: "Ciaos~ I'm Agang's tutor Li Baoen——"

Then the panicked Ah Gang ran over and covered his mouth.

"This is my distant cousin! He likes to play role-playing games, senior, don't listen to his nonsense!"

In the next second, he was kicked away by the little baby.

At this moment, the little baby seemed to find it boring to watch Ah Gang do his homework.He jumped onto the window sill and looked at the scenery outside the window, his back looked extraordinarily deep (very) deep (love).

I quietly approached Sawada Tsunayoshi's ear, and tried to make a question in a voice that other people could not hear: "...Don't you find it strange, Tsuna?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi flinched, the tip of the pen almost scratched back and forth on the exercise book.

"W-what...?" He glanced at me in panic, and replied in a low voice.

"I mean .

"...!" Ah Gang was stunned, as if seeing a normal person for the first time, he subconsciously complained, "Finally someone thinks it's strange for a baby like Li Baoen to be a tutor! Eh, no, no, no, no ——I said that this is playing a role-playing game, Li Baoen is really my brother!"

"Role-playing games? But should children of this age do this kind of thing?" I blinked, "Although I don't know the exact size, but his height is only about 40cm. If it is scientifically speaking... Now, this doesn’t need science at all. In short, Li Baoen speaks and expresses himself so fluently, moves so smoothly, and seems to have his own perfect thinking, so he must not be an ordinary baby.”

"Besides, the kick he gave you just now really hurt. Your expression just now couldn't be fake." I said firmly.

Could it be that this is some kind of superpower? !The kind that can talk within half a month of birth and walk within a month?

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

I probably didn't expect me to be so well-founded and easy to fool, he seemed to be stuck.

He hesitated to speak, stopped to speak but wanted to, and finally replied firmly with his eyes: "No, senior, Li Baoen is really an ordinary baby!"

Me: "...Actually, if you say it, I won't tell others."

I've already seen one superhuman or something, and I wouldn't be surprised to see another one.It's just... Could it be that all superpowers don't want others to know their identities?But Li Baoen didn't seem to hide his abnormal thoughts at all, on the contrary, Ah Gang was nervous.

Sawada Tsunayoshi frowns: "...No! The key point is not there!" He scratched his hair in embarrassment, his eyes were constantly drifting, obviously trying to hide something.

I looked at his expression that he didn't intend to say at all, and I was really curious, so I decided to start with the deity.Straightening up, I walked over to Riboun.And he turned around as if predicting my actions, staring at me with dark eyes.

"Li Baoen, why are you dressed like this? Well, you're wearing a suit?" I asked tentatively.

Li Baoen replied crisply: "Because I am the mafia, I am the number one killer in the world."

Me: "... Oh shit." I believed it.

"Eh?! Senior, don't listen to what he said—! Li Baoen was joking!" On the other side, Sawada Tsunayoshi rushed over again, but this time the petite baby didn't let him succeed, Li Baoen Jumping up all of a sudden, he reached out and grabbed the brown-haired boy's neck.

"Don't touch me! Stupid gang." The little baby threatened.

"Pain, pain ah ah..."

"Gang, you can't react like this." After watching this wonderful whole process, I calmly pointed out, "If the Mafia is a secret that you don't want others to know, you must not be so flustered. Isn't this trying to cover up the truth? It will be seen that you are trying to hide something."

"Mingyin is right. You still have a lot to learn, Stupid Gang. You can't even maintain basic composure. This is not what a qualified leader should do." Li Baoen continued as a matter of course.

"Li Baoen, what are you teaching yourself! And at this time, senior, should you say that I'm trying to cover up?! Don't you complain? You don't have a face that is completely serious and not surprised at all. !"

Tsuna yelled in dismay, and at the same time——

"Judaime——! Excuse me, we're here to find you!" The door of his bedroom was pushed open, and a silver-haired boy stood at the door with a happy expression on his face. When he saw me, he paused, a little confused look.

"Yo, Gang!" Another boy with short black hair touched his head, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I heard about the Mafia just now, you guys are playing games again."

"Kujiji-kun, Yamamoto-kun... why are you here?" Ganga looked hopeless, he covered his face, bent forward in frustration, "It's getting more and more chaotic..."

……

Then, in fact, it is a self-introduction link that is not nutritious and follows a process.

The silver-haired boy is called Hayato Gokudera, and the black-haired boy is called Yamamoto Takeshi, who are friends of Tsuna's class.

When he found out that I was a high school student, the black-haired boy was surprised: "It's actually a senior."

And after this.

I witnessed the disaster of the boy named Hayato Kikuji, who had a mouthful of "Judaime", who respected Agang very much, and who at first glance was a loyal dog type character.

A pink-haired girl who is said to be his sister.Came to visit.

He didn't know why he wanted to keep his sister out of the door, but his sister broke the door with the strangely colored and black-smelling dishes she made herself, and went straight into the house.

Then, the moment Hayato saw his sister, he clutched his stomach and fell down in pain.

Even without hearing the stories about their past, I guessed it was a horrible ptsd.

It's just... Could it be that the law of the dark culinary world in this world is that the pinker the hair, the more lethal it is?

After all, I suddenly remembered the dishes made by my friend Wuyue, but her cooking skills have not yet reached the level of poison... It seems that this is not just the level of poison!It's already in the category of superpowers!

But it doesn't matter to me, even if I know that I can nullify super powers, I don't want to try that kind of food at all, it's too mentally polluted.

I bit the straw, took a sip of the orange juice made by Aunt Nana, and continued to ask the brown-haired boy next to me with a face of "very headache for the current situation" repeated questions.

"Gang, don't you think there is something strange?"

"I've always thought it was weird!" He looked at me with a haggard expression, "...and what's even more weird, senior, why did you say that you thought it was weird with an expression that didn't feel weird at all, right? "

I calmly said: "It's not strange at all to say something that feels strange with an expression that doesn't feel strange. After all, it's not me who is strange, but you."

Sawada Tsunayoshi held his head: "A tongue twister? This is... I have been classified as a strange person." He looked like he was about to burst into tears.

"I just think..." I thought for a while and pondered for a while.

Anyway, I'm used to this magical world now, and it's hard to be surprised by things of this level.

I suddenly remembered the incident when I saw the other person running with the top of his head on fire.

"Gang, do you participate in any sports clubs at school? Or do you like running?"

"...Eh, no, I don't like it, why did senior suddenly ask such a question...?"

No.This is not a sports fan.

Then look at words such as mafia, killer, judaime, and leader, and the facts are obvious.

Plus the second face when the top of his head is on fire... If it's not the special effects and split personality of the sports fan, it must be some kind of superpower.

"Then it's possible, Gang, that you suddenly inherited a mafia organization larger than PortMafia, and Ribon taught you to become a qualified leader as a teacher. And Ribon..."

In the case of Li Baoen, is it a baby with super powers, or a strong adult who has been shrunk by some super power?This type must be the cute thing in the drama + the leader of the protagonist, and the title must be the "strongest" who has the greatest contrast with the body shape.If he himself said that he is the number one killer in the world, then he is the strongest killer in the mafia world.

Kokichi Sawada:"!!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...What is PortMafia?!"

He shook his head frantically while complaining: "No! Well, we...ah yes, we're just playing the mafia family game—"

The family...then it's not a Mafia organization like Fuminori, but a Mafia family like Italy.

While I was thinking this way, I asked nonchalantly, "Games? Like becoming the godfather of the Mafia within 9 days?"

Kokichi Sawada:"???"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Wait... why can you become the godfather of the mafia in 9 days? Senior, what do you think the mafia is? That's the mafia! The mafia!"

I propped my chin and sighed, completely unconcerned: "Yeah, the mafia, the mafia that wants to save the world and maintain peace."

"Why would the mafia go to save the world? Don't you think of all kinds of fighting and killing when you mention the mafia normally... In short, who would think of saving the world and maintaining peace!"

"Isn't that how it is drawn in Shonen Jump manga?"

"It turned out to be a manga---!!!"