From God's perspective, I complained about the world

Before going to bed tonight, I received a message from Ah Gang.

I was a little surprised, because after exchanging contact information, it was the first time he sent a message.How should I put it, in my opinion, this child still belongs to the type who lacks self-confidence and is a little socially fearful?

Anyway, I feel that he will be the type who hesitates for a long time before sending a message to someone.

[Little Rabbit Gang: Senior... Are you free tomorrow? ]

[I:? ]

[Me: Yes. ]

I was lying on the bed and playing with my mobile phone, basically in seconds.

On the other side, it showed [typing] for a long time, and after 2 minutes, a message finally came.

[Little Rabbit Gang: That... Li Baoen gave me two tickets to the zoo. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: Isn’t it a little sudden... Just, senior, do you like animals? ]

[I like it. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: What animal do you like? ]

[Me: Rabbit. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang:! ! ! ]

[Me: I like cats too...dogs, even snakes, lions, tigers, sloths, giraffes, swans, peacocks, pandas, and so on. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: A lot? ? ?Senior, do you still have animal types that you hate? ! ]

[Me: I hate all insects, even the colorful butterflies that many people think are beautiful... Ah, I also hate spiders, summer is coming, and there will be more bugs, it’s annoying to think about it. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: ... Ah, it's conceivable, girls seem to hate this kind of stuff. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: ... So.that. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: Can seniors go to the zoo with me tomorrow? ]

[Me: OK.I'm fine anyway. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: Huh. ]

[Little Rabbit Tsuna: That’s great, I actually thought that senior was not free...after all...Senior Akashi...]

[Me: Ah Zheng is back, he is very busy. ]

I have to take care of the affairs of the student union and the training of the basketball club, and I can't miss the homework arranged at home. Taking a day off to go back to Tokyo to see me is already a sneak in my busy schedule.

Thinking about it this way, it really is... Now that the distance is so far, I can be considered a trouble for him.Next time I will take the initiative to go to Kyoto to look for him, after all, I am actually very free!

[Little Rabbit Gang: ...that's it. ]

[Little Rabbit Tsunade: Speaking of... Today, Senior Akashi... What is going on with that aura, and that kind of move that knocks down the opponent for no reason... Even Li Baoen praised him for being very powerful... ]

[Me: Are you scared?In fact, it’s okay, Gang, you’re going to be the boss of a mafia family in the future, and you can definitely develop your aura. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: I will not be the boss of a mafia family! ]

[Me: Alright. ]

[Me: The move that knocks others down is just an ordinary "Emperor's Eye". ]

[Me: Compared with the fire on your head, it's very ordinary. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang:? ? ? ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: The Eye of the Emperor? ? !Why would someone give their eyes such a name? ! ]

[Me: That’s it, the Second Second Disease.It's so rare, Gang, that you were still a normal boy at the age of the second year of middle school.Speaking of which, who is the equally terrifying skylark you mentioned earlier, Gang? ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: He is the head of the discipline committee of the school, and he is also the strongest delinquent boy. ]

[I:?It also sounds very secondary. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: ... Fighting is really super strong, and in our school, once the discipline is violated, it will be terrible. ]

[Me: Chairman of Disciplinary Committee + Strongest Delinquent This setting sounds super strong... It's really not easy for you, daily life is so exciting. ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: I don't want to at all...]

[Me: Touch the head of the rabbit.jpg]

[Me: In short, let’s go to bed early. If we go to the zoo, how about meeting at the station at nine o’clock tomorrow morning? ]

[Little Rabbit Gang: Okay!Good night, senior! ]

I turned off the phone screen, yawned and closed my eyes, and couldn't help sighing that this day of dream linkage is really exciting.

As expected of the Two-dimensional world, although it is not normal, it is always interesting.

The next morning, I simply made myself a breakfast and took out a set of clothes from the closet without any hesitation. I just wore simple and easy-to-move jeans with a white shirt and a refreshing high ponytail.

After looking at myself in the mirror for three seconds, I feel that I am as handsome as ever (x

When I arrived at the station, the brown-haired boy was already waiting for me. When he saw me, his eyes lit up, and then he looked away slightly, his ears seemed to be a little red.

"This time I want to thank Li Baoen..." He murmured softly.

I heard it, tilted my head and answered, "Hey, I really want to thank Li Baoen for sending the tickets, but didn't Li Baoen come with him?"

"No...it's better to say that it will become scary if you follow."

"Oh, that's the show that appears suddenly... Gang, you should be careful with your clothes."

Along the way, our small talk continued.

"Don't make such a terrible prophecy again!!" Tsunayoshi Sawada covered his face, "It's really... I don't know why you are always so calm, senior."

"Actually, I'm not so calm in the face of everything."

"Really?" Tsunayoshi Sawada raised his eyes, probably a little curious, but he didn't have the nerve to ask, he looked at me, hesitant to speak.

"I'll be very upset if something unexpected happens to me." I shook my finger and replied.

"It's the same as not saying it... I don't know what will surprise seniors..."

"I'll only know if it's unexpected when I encounter it... But most of the time, I'll think about the possibilities I can think of before it happens."

"Eh?! It's amazing..."

——This can be regarded as "prejudgment".

This trip to the zoo, if I think about it in my own way, is destined not to be too peaceful.For example, A Gang may explode his clothes or something... There may also be dangerous events such as animals running out of the cage... Or there will be new characters appearing...

While thinking this way, A Gang and I visited several projects in the zoo and saw a lot of cute animals——

"Hey, Master Lanbo found A Gang!"

--Appeared!new role!

Accompanied by the sound of laughter, a child with an afro, a strange horn on the top of his head, and a cow suit suddenly jumped down from a tree and hugged A Gang's neck.

"Rambo—! How could you—"

Sawada Tsunayoshi was obviously taken aback. When he saw the other party, his expression suddenly collapsed.That expression looked a little miserable, like a mother who was too worried and finally went out to wander around by herself, but saw the bear child at home outside and had to take care of it.

"Hey." But the child named Lanbo didn't notice Ah Gang's emotions, he just smiled smugly, then turned to look at me, "Who are you, um, I'm Master Lanbo."

I smiled: "I'm Mingyin, nice to meet you, little Lanbo." I took his outstretched hand and shook it, kind of shaking his hand.

After saying hello to Lan Bo, I turned my head to look at A Gang, and asked curiously: "... Is Lan Bo a baby like Li Baoen?"

It doesn't look like much, although the speech is very fluent, but the feeling shown by this looks different from Li Baoen, like an ordinary child, but the body is a baby——

"...Lanbo is five years old." A Gang's expression looked quite desperate, "So why did Lanbo appear here..."

After hearing the setting of five years old, I think it is very unreasonable: "Why is he almost as tall as Li Baoen when he is five years old."

Li Baoen must be an [abnormal baby], but the child with a height of about 40cm is actually five years old?This development is too slow, right?

"...I don't know either!" Ah Gang hugged his head, he probably couldn't complain anymore.At present, his whole body is being shaken by Lanbo, and the child is grabbing his neck and acting coquettishly, "Ah Gang, Ah Gang, Lord Lanbo wants to eat, buy ice cream for Lord Lanbo... and the games over there ..."

"Ah, Rambo, you are really..." Tsunayoshi Sawada complained dejectedly while taking out his wallet, and then looked at me apologetically, "I'm sorry, senior... I asked you to come out, but now I'm carrying Rambo ..."

"It's okay." I shook my head, "I thought of it."

"Eh?! Don't think about everything like this..." Sawada Tsunayoshi lowered his shoulders even more.

The two of us went to the ice cream place at Lanbo's request, but we heard an equally loud voice belonging to a child on the road.

"Cyborg Soda Superman No. 2... I want to eat ice cream!" The little boy ran over while shouting, and bumped into me all of a sudden.

"Woo... sorry."

I lowered my head and glanced at the little boy wearing a hat. He also raised his head and looked at me with tears in his eyes. The boy was about five years old and he was about one meter tall. I squatted down, I picked him up and coaxed him.

"Is that...Senior Akashi?! But why did it appear here! Hey, it doesn't feel right..." Tsuna next to me made a surprised voice, and I followed the prestige.

of course.

It is impossible for Akashi who has returned to Kyoto to appear here, so the only person who can be mistaken for Akashi here is to bump into him——

"Sai Mu-kun?"

"...Hello, Dongtang classmate."

The pink-haired boy and I looked at each other, he greeted me calmly, and then looked at the boy in my arms with a cold expression, probably because of my presence, he still kept talking: "Yeah Yeah, I told you not to run around."

At this very moment, there is a very wonderful scene, as if the magical drama linkage has started again, three people, plus two children.Get together.

Both teenagers looked at me, as if they were waiting for me to say something, to introduce them to each other, and go through a process.

But instead of introducing them to each other, I looked at the green-haired boy in my arms, and then at Lanbo in A Gang's arms over there. This is the height that a normal five-year-old child should have?!"

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Kokichi Sawada:"……"