The cat who wears Jackie Chan

The people who stayed in the dining hall heard howls like slaughtering pigs, and came out to check, Mu Xuefeng and Le Yuan had already disappeared.

Returning to the Banlianju assigned to them, Leyuan saw a round black shadow by the pond from a distance.Taking a closer look, the black tortoise that likes to hide under the lotus leaves is lying on the rock lying on the shore, looking up in a certain direction blankly.

Le Yuan followed Gui's gaze and saw the small dried fish drying under the eaves of the kitchen.

Hearing the movement, the black turtle swished back into the pool, leaving Le Yuan with a slowly fading splash.

Such a timid turtle should not be very old.

It was evening when I went to the dining hall, and when I came back after dinner, a crescent moon had already climbed up the treetops.

The man and the cat entered the small building in the courtyard.In the bedroom on the second floor, Mu Xuefeng began to meditate, and the little orange cat also nestled on the bed, practicing with the help of the moonlight coming in through the window.

Moonlight is the source of spiritual energy, warm spring water, and the most hypnotic sweet song.While listening to the sound of chanting from the silver bell, while breathing out the moonlight, Le Yuan soon became unconscious and squirmed unconsciously on the bed.

Soon, Mu Xuefeng suddenly felt something in his heart, and Mu Xuefeng, who was immersed in cultivation, opened his eyes.

The first thing that caught his eyes was a furball.On the round pompom covered with fine fur, there are only two pointed corners poking out, which are a pair of cat ears.The fur ball is bathed in the brightest moonlight, and is coated with a thin layer of silver light.

Mu Xuefeng's gaze turned, and from the end of the bed, he saw where the fur ball was.

While he didn't realize it, it seemed to move quietly.

Under his gaze, after a while, the fur ball followed the flowing moonlight and moved a small step silently.

Gradually leaned towards him.

I heard that the shepherd tribes on the grassland have the habit of living by water and grass, this guy lives by moonlight.

Mu Xuefeng looked amused, and wanted to knock the cat a chestnut.In the end, he didn't do anything, closed his eyes, and sank into the practice again.

Did you fall asleep again?

Le Yuan, who woke up the next day, had already accepted such a fate, and routinely complained about himself.

However, he began to feel a weak flow of spiritual power in his body, and this small trickle was slowly growing.It feels good to be getting stronger every day.

He glanced at the host.On the second day of school, Daoguan didn't bother to wear it anymore, so he took a blue hair tie to tie it casually.

Although the actual age of a cultivator may not match his appearance, Le Yuan is 100% sure that the owner is the same age as him.

If you saw him on a campus on Earth, he must be a man of the hour, either a school bully or a school bully.

The little orange cat jumped off the ground and followed the owner out the door.

The birds are chirping and the sun is shining.

Before going to the dining hall, Leyuan fed a small dried fish to the pond and harvested a bunch of friendly bubbles.

The tortoise is still alive, so raise it slowly.

The breakfast in the dining hall is also very rich, including porridge, cakes, snacks, and various side dishes.After eating a whole plate of fried small yellow croaker, Le Yuan burped in satisfaction.

Although the world has changed, the pleasant university life begins today.

The freshmen of the Taoist Academy first have to take a three-month classic class, and everyone is together.

When Mu Xuefeng and Le Yuan came to the side hall where they were teaching, it was neither too early nor too late, and the hall was half full.There are no tables and chairs, only small tables arranged neatly on the floor, and behind the tables are futons for sitting cross-legged.Mu Xuefeng walked directly to the last row and sat down behind the empty desks.

Le Yuan jumped off his shoulders and lay beside him.

A good night's sleep in springtime... While waiting for the class to start, everyone else took out the Taoist scriptures to read, Le Yuan had nothing to do, and even fell asleep.

It wasn't until a flash of yellow came across from the corner of my eye that I woke up and opened my eyes wide.

The one named Liang Shijing procrastinated until the end, so he could only walk to the only empty seat next to Mu Xuefeng.

The little orange cat looked at it maliciously. This guy covered his wrists with his fat sleeves, so he couldn't see what was going on.

Enemies are extremely jealous when they meet - it's just Liang Shijing's unilateralism.He gave Mu Xuefeng and Mao a hard look, perhaps the lessons imprinted in his bones would be particularly profound, this time he didn't dare to utter dirty words, and sat down in silence.

I always feel that he will do some tricks in the future, so the little orange cat bared its teeth at him, let out a haha, and ignored it.

The teacher—the Taoist master is here.

The teacher who taught the class was a master whom he had never met before. He claimed to be surnamed Wu. He was a dignified little old man, not tall, with a loud voice.

There was a person in the front right who was sleeping with his head buried. Master Wu only glanced at him, and gave a slight "sneer" in his nose, but ignored him.

Go straight to the point when you come up, and start lecturing.

Chong, Chongxu scriptures?If it wasn't for time travel, it would be impossible for Le Yuan to come into contact with this Taoism in his whole life.Cats also don’t have textbooks, so they can only rub against their owners.The little orange cat moved and squeezed in front of Mu Xuefeng, making it easier for him to read the scriptures on the case.

can't read.

Can't understand either.

It’s Chinese, yes, but ancient Chinese, for a cat whose classical Chinese proficiency is limited to the college entrance examination and who doesn’t have any basic knowledge of Taoism, is no different from a heavenly book.

Le Yuan soon fell into a sluggish state, immersed in melancholy.

What should I do, I can't listen to the class seriously like others, and practice steadily, can I just be a cat who hangs around?

Just as he was thinking wildly, he heard the loud voice of the sutra pause, and Master Wu said: "...how should I explain this sentence? That cat, you answer it."

Questioned? !

The little orange cat stood up with a "swoosh" and then was in a daze.He didn't even listen to the whole topic!

Master Wu stared at him with stern eyes, and gave an additional reminder: "There is also a passage in the Tao Te Ching that is similar to it, 'to achieve the extreme of emptiness, and to keep quiet. All things are created together, and I can see and recover'. What does this sentence mean?"

Still, I still can't, I haven't learned Chinese in high school.

The little orange cat widened its emerald eyes, tilted its head in confusion, and let out a "meow".It's good to be a cat, try to be cute first, and you won't be embarrassed if you fail.

Sure enough, Master Wu stopped asking him, and looked at Mu Xuefeng again: "Your cat, you answer for it."

Mu Xuefeng stood up, and the little orange cat also looked up at him.Seeing him open his mouth, he hesitated and said, "I can't say."

ah?Le Yuan dropped his jaw in shock.

The owner has a face that doesn't look like an idiot. When he doesn't go out or practice knives, he will read a book, but he can't answer it.

"Absurd!" Master Wu flicked his sleeves, "The Tao Te Ching is the cornerstone of Taoism. Anyone who cultivates Taoism, even a small boy with a long hair, should understand it thoroughly. You can't even explain a single sentence! You will be punished by sweeping the hall after class." It's clean, I'll do a spot check tomorrow. Sit down."

While he was yelling and scolding, the other students turned around with different expressions.

Mu Xuefeng sat down calmly.

The little orange cat held its chin that couldn't close.It turns out that you, the owner, are also a scumbag. I actually thought you could be a top student?

You're just going to be a gym bully, bro.

Le Yuan wanted to attend the class very much, but he couldn't understand.

The owner seems to be listening carefully, but he may also be as distracted as himself.

After a day of staying up, I let the wind for half an hour to eat in the middle, and finally made it to the end of get out of class.Master Wu glanced at the last row, and said, "Three months later, the classics and righteousness class will be assessed. If you fail the assessment, you will start from scratch under my hands! Just like him." The person who had slept on the table until now had just raised his head and was rubbing his eyes sleepily. It was an unfamiliar face.Hearing the voice, Diao Erlang smiled at Mu Xuefeng and Le Yuan.

No wonder I didn't sit in the seat that belonged to me, but every futon was filled with people, Le Yuan thought to himself.

The students left one after another, and Mu Xuefeng stayed behind to sweep the floor.The little orange cat also pressed a piece of soft cloth with its two front legs, pushed the cloth and ran forward, rubbing while running, chatting for help.

Of course, most of the work is done by the owner.Le Yuan looked up at him.You can say that the owner has an unruly temper, but he accepted the punishment if he couldn't answer the questions, and he didn't ambiguously sweep the floor.

After cleaning the whole side hall, one person and one cat walked out of the hall door.

The little old man surnamed Wu hadn't left or approached, when he heard him scolding Liang Shijing loudly.

"Shut up, don't call me uncle! I'll heal your hand, and you can do other things hands-free. The girl is really confused. You need such a thing when you are old. With your talent and heart, buy some longevity pills to cure your illness." Dan, don’t I just throw you into the pile of mortals and be a rich and idle person for hundreds of years? Spend some spirit stones indiscriminately. Look at you, you have such a bad temper and still eat the fruit of laughter, can you just eat it casually? A poison that confuses the mind , you still treat it as a good thing, and if I see you eating it again, don't learn the Tao, I will tie you up and throw you back to Liang's house!"

Going out to eat melons, not only the cats pricked up their ears, but even the owner slowed down.

After a series of counting, Liang Shijing lowered his head in a muffled voice, but the corners of his mouth rose from time to time, as if he couldn't help laughing, his face was twitching.

Laughing fruit, you mean the red fruit used for cheating on the ladder?Le Yuan listened in his ears.

"Did you finish sweeping the floor?" Seeing the two of them, Master Wu's eyes seemed a little more kind than in class, but his mouth was still fierce, "Mu Xuefeng, you came just in time. Liang Shijing complained to me just now, isn't he very aggressive?" You can’t learn the scriptures, but you enjoy fighting. You have a broken mind and don’t know the classics. You come to practice Taoism. What kind of Taoism do you practice! Do you want to become a demon? I have a commentary on the Tao Te Ching here, and I will lend you a few days.”

He took out a book with an old cover.

Seeing Mu Xuefeng walking over, he continued, and warned: "Don't lose it! This is the copy of Immortal Master Minghong's handwriting. There are only three copies in the world. If you sell it, you won't be able to pay it back. Return it to me after reading it."

"Uncle," Liang Shijing yelled strangely, "He ran amok in the Taoist temple and broke my hand. Why don't you punish him and still favor him!"

Master Wu gave him a hard look: "Don't call him uncle! Although he has a bad temper, he can still be saved. You are hopeless. Go home and die."

Uh... Le Yuan could see that it was his uncle.

Mu Xuefeng accepted the Taoist scriptures and thanked him earnestly.

It was a bit late, and when I came to the dining hall, the food was almost taken away.

Seeing that Mu Xuefeng finished eating two large bowls of rice with a plate of fried pork, Le Yuan thought, the owner seems to be worried about the assessment too.

Back at Banlianju, Mu Xuefeng was not busy meditating first, and Le Yuan was not busy practicing under the moonlight either.One person and one cat sat down at the desk, lit an oil lamp, and began to read.

There will be a justice assessment in three months, and both humans and cats are a little nervous.

The yellowed pages of the book were unfolded, and the correct ink characters were the Tao Te Ching, and the ink brush annotations were said to be the handwriting of the Taoist patriarch Ming Hongxianzun.

Dao can be Tao, very Tao; name can be named, very famous...

The dim light flickered, Le Yuan nestled in the owner's arms, stretched his neck, and read carefully, using his concentration to prepare for the college entrance examination.

No one spoke, only the soft sound of pages turning.Sometimes when Mu Xuefeng finished reading, but Le Yuan hadn't finished, he held down the book with his cat's paw and told him to wait.

After watching for half an hour, the cat's head became dizzy, and it hit the table with a "boom".Mu Xuefeng frowned and closed the Tao Te Ching.

"I won't watch it tonight."

do not read.The little orange cat shook its head, crawled up and down on the bed, lay on the bed for a long time, and finally recovered from the discomfort like motion sickness.

Cultivation is so difficult.

The cat's face buried in the bed sheet suddenly lifted up and turned to the desk on the side of the bedroom.

Owner!Don't work hard behind my back!

not at all.

Mu Xuefeng leaned on the seat, rubbing the center of her brows with her knuckles, her face was hollowed out with exhaustion.It was the first time Le Yuan saw him like this.

As a scumbag, Le Yuan instantly understood.

Learn to hurt yourself.

The author has something to say:

Maomao is nervous: Owner, you don’t plan to work hard secretly, and then amaze me!

No, he is a scumbag like you