The cat who wears Jackie Chan

Confucian classics lasted for three consecutive days, with one day off.On this day, other people can rest or go down the mountain to relax, but the few who worshiped the master have their own homework.

Fox teacher Luo Fu had sent a little white fox to deliver a letter the day before, informing Le Yuan of the location of the illusion class.Early in the morning, Mu Xuefeng went to the sword technique class, and Le Yuan flew over by himself with a bamboo dragonfly.

Master Luo hadn't arrived yet, but there was someone who came earlier than Le Yuan.It was the unlucky brother who fell from the sky and hit him on the head on the ladder, who could play the flute, and his name was Xu Min.

Putting away the bamboo dragonfly and jumping to the ground, the little orange cat met the guy's gaze, froze suddenly, and its hair exploded.The cat's claws were still in place, and its body had unconsciously tilted away, ready to run away at any time.

With Mu Xuefeng gone, Ju Neng's backer is gone, how can he not panic.

"I'm not going to argue with a stupid cat." Xu Min looked at the cowardly cat and snorted coldly.

"That's good." A voice with a smile and a charming voice sounded, "If you don't get stuck in things, don't get stuck in emotions, you can have a clear mind and seek truth in illusions. Xu Min, I didn't accept you as a disciple. It was your uncle who entrusted me with the promise to teach you for a few days. If you perform well, I may teach you more."

It's Rob.

"Thank you, Master Luo." Xu Min said respectfully.

Luo Fu, the gorgeous beauty who descended on the cloud, glanced at the little orange cat again.

"Meow." The little orange cat is cute.

"Everyone is here, let's start class." Luo Fu raised his hand, and a rattan round table and three rattan chairs appeared beside the beautiful mountain stream, "Sit down."

"My class teaches illusion. The so-called illusion does not change an object itself. It is a technique of deception."

Master Luo came slowly.

"The method of blinding the eyes is the most inferior; even the sense of smell, taste, and perception can be deceived, which is considered middle-class; if you create a small world by yourself and teach people to sink into it without a doubt, this technique is called 'Sen Luo Illusion Prison' ', is the highest depth."

"There are very few people who have cultivated into the 'Sen Luo Illusory Prison'. If you can cultivate to the middle level, it is not bad."

"For example, these jujubes in my palm can be eaten as cherries without anyone noticing, and you can become a teacher."

The jujube in her hand is so small and green, one can imagine the taste of sour teeth at a glance.

She said, raised her eyes, and called out to a person who was flying over the mountain: "Wang Yi, come here."

"Master Luo, why are you looking for me?" The disciple paused, saw that it was her, and immediately swooped down.

This voice sounded familiar, Le Yuan recalled, was it the one who complained in the dining hall that Master Luo ignored him?

Luo Fu curled his lips into a chuckle, and the eyes of the fox that was raised up were charming: "Fox sons and grandchildren gave me some wild cherries as a tribute. These are the leftovers. Eat them all, don't waste them."

"Yes, thank you Master Luo." Wang Yi was excited.

Holding it in both hands, he took over the sour dates in Luo Fu's palm that had already been turned into big red cherries by illusion.

"Eat now."

"Yes."

Wang Yi took one and put it in his mouth, smiling while eating.The red juice splashed when the "cherry" is bitten is so realistic that even others can feel the sweet fruity taste.

"Is it sweet?" Luo Fu asked.

"Very sweet." Wang Yi ate happily.

"Eat a few more."

"Yes." Wang Yi sighed while eating, "It's so sweet, it's the first time I've eaten such delicious cherries!"

He ate several more in succession.When I ate the fifth one, maybe the dates I ate first became sour. The real physiological reaction could not be stopped, tears overflowed from my eyes, and my expression began to change.

"Is it still sweet?" Luo Fu asked again.

Wang Yi swallowed the "cherry" with tears in his eyes, his face was twisted and ferocious, and he gave a thumbs up: "... sweet!"

The little orange cat saw the split.

This fox teacher is a devil!And Senior Wang, I don't know whether it was because the influence of the illusion didn't completely fade, or because your acting skills are better.

"You go, I still have to teach my disciples." Luo Fu said softly.

"Yes, disciple resigns." Wang Yi, the tool man, was sent away again.

It's too awful.Le Yuan watched him leave.

"These two jujubes, each of you, take one." Luo Fu said again.

Before the words finished, the little orange cat's eyes widened, and Xu Min also gasped.

The terrified expressions of the two disciples deepened the smile on Luo Fu's lips.

"Today's homework is to change the appearance of jujubes into cherries. This is the simplest way to deceive the eyes. Xu Min, you have a foundation of cultivation, and the civets also have illusion talents. It should not be difficult for you."

It was not meant to be eaten.Just after he breathed a sigh of relief, Le Yuan's heart rose again.

The civet family has innate magical powers of illusion, but - except for me.I'm the only one in the whole family who can't!

Master Luo was not purely stocking them. He first taught the two of them the basic incantations and the art of visualization.

It is not spiritual power that is used to perform illusion, but spiritual power.Although Le Yuan entered the school late and lacked spiritual power, his soul is young, theoretically speaking, enough to master illusion.

In theory.

Luo Fu asked the two to find a secluded place to practice without being disturbed.After a few incense sticks, when she found Le Yuan, the little orange cat was already licking its fur anxiously.

How can I turn this green jujube into a red cherry? !Is it okay to order a bucket of red paint to paint it?

The little orange cat licked its fur a few times, fiddled with the green dates with its paws, and continued to lick its fur. A pair of emerald green cat eyes were fixed on the green dates all the time.If the eyes were powerful, they would have burnt a hole in the jujube.

"Meditate." Luo Fu said, "You are still too attached to appearances. The shell of all things is just a cloud that covers your heart."

"If I told you that the green jujube in front of you was actually made of cherries by me, but now I ask you to change it back...wouldn't it be much easier?"

There was a convincing flavor to her voice.

Understood, it turns out that this is a cherry, a cherry covered with jujube skin... Le Yuan muttered in his heart.Just when he really limped himself, his eyes blurred, the green date disappeared, and a big bright red cherry appeared in place.

The little orange cat "meowed" excitedly.

Luo Fu smiled and nodded: "Not bad."

The little orange cat followed Luo Fu and went to find Xu Min.Xu Min also successfully used the blindfold method.

After a few words of approval, Luo Fu announced the dismissal of the get out of class, and rewarded each of them with a pill.The jade-colored pill exudes a fresh fragrance of flowers and herbs.

"Yesterday, I made two refreshing pills with my own hands, which can increase spiritual power."

The two disciples had just stuffed it into their mouths, and Master Luo added with a smile: "Maybe this is the refreshing pill, or maybe I made it with weeds, God knows."

The two who were chewing had a meal, and finally swallowed it with strange expressions.

Although I don't know what I ate, there is a sense of comfort in my body, and even my mind seems to become a little clearer.

After the illusion class, Le Yuan drove the bamboo dragonfly back to Banlianju.Half an hour later, when Mu Xuefeng came back from learning the sword technique, the man and the cat went to the dining hall together.

The fried small yellow croaker in the dining hall is Le Yuan's new favorite, and he never gets tired of eating it.Looking at the whole plate of fried fish in front of him, the little orange cat stretched out its paws, touched a little yellow croaker, turned it into a red cherry, and ate it.Then click on a small yellow croaker, turn it into a red cherry, and eat it.

This continued for a while, and Mu Xuefeng, who was eating at the same table, looked at the cat, and the eyes had changed to "Are you okay?"

A pair of chopsticks holding chicken was handed to him.Le Yuan looked up suspiciously, looked at Mu Xuefeng, and would feel better after a while, raised the cat's paw, and pointed at the braised chicken nuggets on the chopsticks.

The chicken nugget instantly turned into a bright red cherry.

Mu Xuefeng put it in his mouth, took a bite, and said, "Why does it still taste like chicken?"

The little orange cat stared at him with dead fish eyes.

I'm only learning illusion for the first time, it's good if I can fool my eyes, don't ask too much!

Speaking of it, the illusion used by the big black cat can turn the cat into a roast chicken, taking into account the attractive aroma, at least reaching the middle-class level that Master Luo said.This guy took his clansmen and ran off to nowhere. Could it be that he owed someone a debt and absconded overnight with money?

"Did Junior Brother Mao attend Master Luo's illusion class today? Cherry has become pretty good, how about changing me, Senior Brother?" Someone suddenly struck up a conversation.

Le Yuan looked back, and the repeating senior who hadn't passed the classics class came over with a smile.

This is too familiar.

Mu Xuefeng snorted displeasedly, and the little orange cat raised its front paw.

"Pa-ta", the senior's wooden hairpin turned into a salted fish and fell on top of his head.

It is very big and long, with a silvery white belly, and it is a salted fish that will not die.

In an instant, all eyes in the dining hall were focused on this strange man with a salted fish on his forehead.

After a short period of silence, there was a series of puffing sounds.Haha, hahaha, there are also those who laugh very boldly.

Le Yuan glanced at it, even Mu Xuefeng was laughing.

Unexpectedly, senior, besides cherries, I can also become a fish.

After all, cats really like to eat fish.

Touching the salted fish on top of his head, the senior was quite good-tempered, not embarrassed at all, and laughed along with him.

"Brother Mao is very savvy, he will turn into a fish on the first day, next time he will be a fish."

Le Yuan didn't know what to say, so he let out a "meow".The senior passed by their table and walked towards the table full of dishes. He even brushed a handful of golden and soft Maomao's head as he passed by.

Hey, why are you touching the cat casually?

When Le Yuan covered his head with his cat's paw and turned his gaze back, he suddenly saw that Mu Xuefeng had already picked up the fried small yellow croaker from his plate.One by one, one by one, heaped on his own white rice.

"..."

Maomao is very speechless.

"Meow?" What are you doing, brother?

Mu Xuefeng glanced at him, put the fried small yellow croaker into his mouth, and chewed a couple of mouthfuls: "It's okay."

That night, the little orange cat ate two more homemade dried fishes that Mu Xuefeng had dried before he was full.

Three days of classics and one day of illusion.The days in the Taoist monastery passed by like this.

Mu Xuefeng will be randomly checked by Master Wu every time he takes the classics class.Occasionally I can answer, but most of the time I can't answer, and I am often fined to stay for cleaning, which has become a certain practice.

The contemporaries who were originally amazed by his ladder performance, looked at him differently.What he showed was at least the state of congealing the pulse, but it was so difficult to learn the Tao Te Ching, the foundation stone of the Taoism, which is really a strange story.

Mu Xuefeng seemed to be facing some kind of obstacle when reading this scripture—Le Yuan himself was also, and after reading it for a long time, his Qi and blood became disordered and he became dizzy.Alas, I still don't know how to pass the future classics assessment?

Yinling, oh Yinling, what can you do?One day, the little orange cat who had just finished reading the Tao Te Ching lay weakly on the bed, touched the bell on its neck with its paw, and asked.

If it wasn't for practicing under the moonlight and listening to the sound of chanting in the bell every day, Le Yuan would have almost forgotten his "golden finger".

Yinling was silent.

Catpaw dialed again.

After the familiar piercing noise, the voice from the silver bell said word by word: "As long as the skill is deep, the iron pestle will be ground into a needle. Sneak into the night with the wind, moisten things silently." Still imitating Le Yuan's own The voice is speaking.

The cat ears pricked up in surprise, and then lay down on both sides again, you really can't count on this thing.

Forget it, Le Yuan beeped to Yinling from the bottom of his heart: I'll give you a name, let's call it Daqibuling, or Xiaoling for short.

The next day is illusion class.

These days, Leyuan has learned from changing simple small objects to bigger and more complex things, then moving and living animals, and finally learning his own magic tricks.After studying several classes, I finally learned the level of Monkey King's 72 transformations, or Zhu Bajie's 36 transformations.

In class, according to Master Luo's request, Le Yuan first transformed into a small boar, then into a ferocious giant crocodile, and finally into a chubby iron-eating beast with distinct black and white.Except that he can only meow, and his original shape can be revealed when he opens his mouth - Le Yuan wonders if I should learn ventriloquism, they are all quite decent.

Xu Min is not as good as him. Either a tail is missing, or a fish head is a human body, or black and white are reversed to form a black face and white eye circles. There are always omissions.

Seeing Xu Min's dejected look, Master Luo said: "This technique is not easy. The civet cats have the talent for illusion, you don't have it, and you need to practice more."

Hey, she praised me as a little genius from the side.The little orange cat wags its tail proudly.

Finally no longer a good-for-nothing cat!

Absconding big black cat, you wait, when I return home, I want to write the word king on my forehead!

After teaching the lesson of the day, Luo Fu, the beautiful fox, supported her chin with her hands and smiled charmingly: "The blindfold will be taught until today. Three days later, it will be a crucial lesson, which will determine whether you can go further. It's the Flower God's Festival, I have to go down the mountain to relax, and after dark, I have to go to Zhuohua Peak to watch Youtan under the moon, so please don't appear in front of my teacher."

Her slender fingers pointed one at a time, and hit Xu Min's nose and the little orange cat's head: "If Master Rang finds out about the two of you and disturbs my interest, you don't have to follow me to cultivate." Learned."

"Yes" "Meow"

Her erratic attitude made the two disciples puzzled, but they obediently responded.

Is Master Luo implying something?Le Yuan always felt that there was something in his words, and he was thinking all the way back to Banlianju with a bamboo dragonfly.

Finally made up my mind and had a plan.

The author has something to say:

sweet!

For a devil master like Master Luo, the disciples he teaches are destined to become devils (Am I spoiling it?)