The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"It's a tough bone." Luo Fu said, and Yu Jing nodded in agreement.

So far, it has been oiled three times, put into the stove three times, and its bones removed three times, and the flesh is sliced. It is very rare for people who can withstand this torture.

The man in black fell on the ground, his chest was still heaving, and there was no bloody wound on his body. His soul was suffering in the illusion.

"Who are you?" Luo Fu asked again.

The light in the eyes of the man in black had faded away, he was numb and in a trance, and he opened his mouth and replied, "A roast duck."

"Well, it's almost ready."

After experiencing the whole process of being a duck three times in the illusion, slaughtering, plucking, frying, roasting, and even breaking the bones of the meat and serving it on the table, the man in black with a hard mouth finally reached the point where his mind was broken. .

Although there is no fear of life, this torture is much more severe than killing him with a knife.

"What's your name?" Luo Fu asked.

"Number seven, also called zero zero seven."

"Who sent you here?"

"City of Providence."

"What are you doing?"

"Catch the ice spirit fox."

Luo Fu's eyes turned cold: "Sure enough, they are here for Luo Zhe." With her fingertips, she was playing with a piece of golden feather with vermilion edge, which was found from the man in black.

Luo Zhe?Yu Jing next to him thought to himself, it must be the ice spirit fox living in the secret realm of Xiaohan Mountain.It is said that he is a brother of Luo Fu's clan, and he has recently returned to his hometown to visit his relatives.It was inconvenient for her to ask more about the private affairs of the fox clan that the man in black was involved in.

When someone was making roast duck, the dining hall also put the prepared lychee smoothie on the table.

Yay, it's lychee smoothie!

Le Yuan, who squatted on the owner's shoulder and entered the dining hall, saw the white porcelain bowls piled up on the cold jade board at a glance.

The fine ice particles are crystal clear, mixed with transparent lychee pulp, and it is sweet and refreshing when you take a bite.

The little orange cat buried her head in the smoothie, gnawing on the ice.In the hot early autumn, it is cool from the forehead to the tip of the tail.So refreshed that he shivered, he continued to chew without lifting his head.

In addition to the sweet lychee flavor in the smoothie, there is also a nectar-like sweet taste, because it is the ice bar that is dyed with the aroma of vine flowers from the cave.

Delicious, hehe, delicious.

Someone is sitting in front of you.The little orange cat looked up and saw that it was Master Luo.

She usually doesn't eat in the dining hall, but now she also has a bowl of smoothie in her hand.

"I met Master Luo." "Meow."

Master Luo nodded to them, scooped a spoonful of smoothie, tasted it, and said, "Little kitty, I'm afraid I'll have to stay for a long time when I return to Qingqiu as a teacher. If you want to learn the magic sound technique, I just ask Master Xian Qinghe from the Taoist Academy to teach you. Or, you can also go to Qingqiu as a teacher? There are also some treasured places to practice illusion in Fox Kingdom."

Learn the magic sound and go to the fox country?It all sounds interesting.

Suddenly being thrown two options, the little orange cat fell into deep thought.However, following Master Luo to Qingqiu is to go out to play... no, it is to experience experience and experience the world, and the temptation is even greater.

With a "meow", the little orange cat turned to look at its owner.

"Are you asking, can you bring your family with you when you go to Qingqiu?" Luo Fu smiled slightly, "Mu Xuefeng, if you want to, you can come together. I'll ask some skilled fighters in the clan to compete with you."

"Okay." Mu Xuefeng answered simply.

Seeing that the owner agreed, the little orange cat wagged its tail happily.

The biggest advantage of having a magic weapon for storage is probably that there is almost no need to pack your luggage, and you can come and go for a trip at any time.

They set off early the next morning after meeting Master Luo in the dining hall.

Prior to this, the monastery had sent over one thousand spirit stones for being a "ghost" in the secret realm, and two thousand spirit stones for catching the man in black.It's good to simply hand out the spirit stones, without any bells and whistles.

After getting it, the owner gave half of the cat as pocket money.

The treasures of heaven, material and earth that start with tens of thousands of spirit stones are still imaginable, but eating, drinking and drinking are enough to take a long time.

When he walked out of the courtyard gate built of bamboo and wood, there was the sound of "wow" water behind him.Looking back, it was the little black turtle who had climbed up from the pond and stared blankly at them with his head turned in their direction.

"Meow meow." Guigui, stay at home and bring you something to eat.

"It's about to transform." Mu Xuefeng said suddenly.

"Meow?" So fast, isn't it still a shy little turtle?

"This turtle is about a hundred years older than you, and it's time to transform."

"Meow." Hiss...

When the owner and I come back from Qingqiu, maybe we can see its transformed form?

The little orange cat is still sighing in his heart, the tortoise he raises is going to grow up to be an "adult" so soon, sitting on the owner's shoulder and soaring into the air, he inadvertently lowers his head and finds that the little black tortoise has crawled to the door of the kitchen. Standing on tiptoes and stretching their necks, they eat small fish drying under the eaves.

...Can you pretend to be reluctant to see off the master for a while longer? !

Master Luo didn't have a magic weapon for flying. She turned into a huge white fox and ran in the clouds, much faster than the airship of the monastery.

Le Yuan finally counted her tails, a standard nine-tailed fox.

Mu Xuefeng also drew out his saber, stepped on the saber and flew away, following steadily behind.

Hey, my bamboo dragonfly is not so fast, if the owner doesn't come, wouldn't I have to sit on the back of a fox?Will Master Luo let me ride?

As if guessing what he was thinking, the nine-tailed white fox turned around and said, "The little cat thinks beautifully, of course it is in its mouth."

Fine.

Our animals are like this.

According to Master Luo, Qingqiu Fox Country is not very far away, and the journey only takes two days.

That night, they lodged in a passing town.An ordinary town, an ordinary dinner, an ordinary inn.

Until Master Luo, who was having dinner, looked out, frowning slightly.

The little orange cat also looked around quickly. From the open door, he saw two men in black planting a black flag on both sides of the entrance of the inn. Character.

Could it be the Flying Pasta School!

"There is a pole in each of the four directions of the inn, and it is God's will to connect them together." Mu Xuefeng said.

"Meow?" What is this doing?

"That's Tianyi City, a place where money is used to pay for one's life." Master Luo said, "Seeing this flag, idlers retreat, and someone in the inn at this moment must not survive past midnight."

The little orange cat's eyes widened, it turned out to be a killer organization.

"Meow meow." Then can we see injustice and draw our swords to help?

"Hmph, just don't disturb my rest." Mu Xuefeng's voice sounded almost at the same time.

Well, the breeder has a point too.This is the world of comprehension, where every step is dangerous.

In addition to the three of them, there were two other tables of ordinary-dressed diners and waiters in the shop.

They talked without deliberately lowering their voices, as if everyone was eavesdropping.When Master Luo said "someone in the inn at this moment must not live past midnight", Qiqi gasped.

When these people were still looking at me and you, winking and wondering which one was going to go on the road tonight, I heard Master Luo say again: "I'm afraid they are waiting for me. You were knocked out in the secret realm The man in black was a pawn of Tianyi City, and he fell into my hands."

The group of n people on the background panel showed their joy again, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.

"Meow?" The little orange cat was startled.Then you can't hide, and before you know it, the beam has already formed.

But dare to come to the door to provoke a devil like Master Luo, and a little devil like me and the owner, it is very courageous.

The little orange cat was still muttering in his heart, when he saw a man in black with a curtain covering his face, carrying a scroll on his back, and walked into the shop with an indescribably strange pace.

"According to the will of the heavens, his fate is hard to disobey," he stood in the middle of the shop, took off the scroll behind his back, and opened it to read, "Hu Yu in Yuntai town is addicted to gambling, spends a lot of money, owes a hundred thousand in silver, and refuses to repay it." , Judgment: Immediate execution."

There was a loud noise of tables and chairs, and a certain diner who had just breathed a sigh of relief just heard his name, and was so frightened that he fell off the seat and collapsed on the ground.

Didn't come to see us?The little orange cat was stunned.

Le Yuan couldn't help but feel his heart tighten when he saw the man in black wearing a curtain fence pull out a rapier from the scroll and walk towards the terrified diners.

Even if you're a gambling dog, you can't kill people face to face, right? Is there any law in broad daylight? !Uh, maybe this cultivation world really doesn't have one.

"Stop," Master Luo's voice sounded before Le Yuan had time to respond, "Isn't it just a hundred thousand silver, it's too cheap to buy a life, I'll pay it back for him."

She spoke casually.For monks, the most precious thing is the spirit stone, the spirit crystal, and gold and silver are nothing but mortal things.

"Fellow Daoist Luo," the man in black turned his head, raised his sword and bowed his hands, and said politely, "Tianyi City doesn't want to be your enemy, so I hope you don't get involved in this matter."

Luo Fu smiled, noncommittal, the invisible coercion spread out, and the thin sword in the man in black's hand suddenly shattered inch by inch.

She asked again: "The flag of God's Will has been raised, who in the inn can't survive midnight?"

The man in black stared at the rapier with only one hilt in his hand, was silent for a moment, and said, "It's me."

He took off the curtain fence, and then took off his own head like the curtain fence, held it in the palm of his hand, turned around, and there was a yellow paper talisman stuck on the back of his head.

The headless body turned his head back again, with a strange smile on his too pale cheeks, his mouth opened and closed: "I can't survive midnight, Gein died a long time ago, but the master ordered the envoy Just a zombie."

The little orange cat forgot to keep it in its mouth because it was watching the excitement, and it slapped the dried fish in its mouth until it hit the table.It's disgusting, can you not show up at mealtime?

This city of Providence, no.

From the corner of the eye, Mu Xuefeng also put down his chopsticks.

"Get out." He frowned slightly, and said coldly, "Immortal filth, don't come to obstruct my eyes."

"This fellow daoist is not very young, but he has quite a temper." The man in black laughed, his voice hoarse and unpleasant, "I already know the attitude of the few, and I will report it to the city lord."

He didn't beep any more, pressed his head back on his neck, turned his head and walked away.

Turning his head, he stopped pretending, turned his face to his back, and the zombie jumped away from the inn.

Seeing the man in black leave and the black flags also withdrawn, the little orange cat looked at its owner suspiciously.Didn't you say, just don't disturb your rest?

"It disturbed my meal."

The author has something to say:

The author lives in a city that loves ducks very much, but I feel that everything else is numb except roast duck. I once complained that a chicken leg was beaten in the canteen, and when I bit it, I found it was a duck leg. My friend: But every article you write write about eating duck

Me: Hey, it really is

Is this called honesty?