The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"Listen, all disciples. The autumn test is suspended. Immediately stay where you are and don't move around. If anyone sees a stranger or something suspicious, report it to me."

The disciples who were chasing and fleeing heard Master Yun's voice from above.

What happened?Mu Xuefeng, who was flying towards the next target, paused, saw a stone on the side of the road, swept away the snow with a flick of his sleeve, and sat down by the way.

The disciple who was pushed behind him and chased him as far as two miles, looked back, his face turned pale.Instead of the joy of the rest of his life, his face was full of bitterness.

The little orange cat lying next to its owner looked at the man.Tsk, this is how you will be shot in the next second, and suddenly told you that the quota for shooting today is full, and you will be the first to be shot tomorrow, how does it feel to be the first to be shot tomorrow, just ten feet away, being stared at by two devils, so I ask you if you should panic .

"Mu Xuefeng, did you encounter anything unusual in the secret realm?" The figure of Master Yun appeared in front of him.

"Nothing unusual." Mu Xuefeng said, "A disciple provoked me and wanted to snatch my token. I let him go and attacked from behind, knocking him unconscious."

The little orange cat beside him also nodded violently.

That's it!It's not that the two of us didn't listen to your instructions, this matter needs to be explained, the owner has already shown mercy, and blamed the other party for his intransigence!

"Really?" Yun Yi vaguely felt that the matter was not simple, "Where is that person, you lead the way."

"it is good."

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly came alive!Seeing that Mu Xuefeng left with Master Yun, the disciple who was chased was ecstatic.

As soon as joy appeared on his face, a slightly strange-looking snow wolf rushed out from the side, bit off the belt around his waist, picked up the token and ran away.

Snow wolf also came to grab this thing? !He was dumbfounded, and after a while he just woke up like a dream and chased after him.

"It's right in front." Mu Xuefeng said.

"Senior Brother Yun, you came just in time." The woman in the green skirt leaned over to inspect the injury, just happened to straighten up, and saw a group of people rushing over, "I found a comatose disciple, I am afraid it was beaten by that trespasser. Injured. The strike was heavy, and the sword technique was used. This person must be captured immediately, lest other disciples be harmed!"

Mu Xuefeng was taken aback, and the little orange cat was taken aback.

We were arrested on the spot?

"Junior Sister Yu," Yun Yi coughed dryly with a strange expression on his face, "This person is not a disciple of the Taoist Academy."

"what?!"

"Mu Xuefeng, tell me in detail how you fought against this person." Yun Yi said afterwards.

After listening, the two masters were relieved.

"Since the man has been found, I will take him away. I will pry his mouth open and let him explain clearly." The woman in the green skirt picked up the man in black, and the figure fled away together in a cloud of mist.

Master Yun also nodded towards Mu Xuefeng: "Thank you this time. If you hadn't bumped into him first, subdued him, and then let him find other disciples, something might happen. I will go to the Reporting Academy and give you a reward. "

He inspected the Xiaohan Mountain secret again, and left as he didn't find any seriously injured disciples who had fallen to the ground.

"The autumn test continues." His voice fell from the sky.

"What happened?"

"Why did you pause all of a sudden and continue all of a sudden?"

"I saw Master Yun talking to Mu Xuefeng about something."

"Master Yun asked if he saw any strangers, most likely someone broke in!"

The messenger talisman has been making noise.

"Has anyone encountered a suspicious figure in the secret realm?"

A string of "no".

"Aww!" It was Xu Min who forgot to turn back into a human body and couldn't help but participate in the discussion.

"Wow, it's you who stole my token?!"

"Stop blowing water with a messenger talisman, Qiao Qing, I saw him right behind you!"

"Hiss! Help...save—"

There was a broken and chaotic sound from a certain messenger talisman, and everyone else mourned for him in silence.

Am I hallucinating, why is it like, smelling a fragrance?The little orange cat sniffed its nose, puzzled.

He and his owner walked on the snow.I haven't found my next target yet, so I'm walking slowly.

Turning around the col, a fire suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, and there were a group of figures sitting around the fire.

Oh, that salted fish nursing home?These people don't have a single token.Mu Xuefeng should have thought of this too, and her pace did not quicken.

The aroma became more and more intense, and it drilled into the nose one by one, emitting from the barbecue on the fire.After a rough smell, it is grilled lamb chops dripping with oil, chicken drumsticks with browned skin, and crispy pork belly slices...

The little orange cat swallowed.

"Do you want to eat?" Mu Xuefeng said.

"Meow." The little orange cat hurriedly shook her head.Don't you know our reputation and popularity? Owner, how could they welcome us, so don't bother us!

A pair of emerald green cat eyes couldn't help but glance towards the fire.

Bright bonfires, fragrant barbecue, and the laughter of young people...

Wuwu, I understand that the road to the overlord is destined to be walked alone.

When they saw the fire from a distance, the people around the fire also saw them.The laughter fell silent.

On one side is a bright and warm partner to accompany, and on the other side is a solo traveler dressed in snow.

Suddenly someone stood up and waved to them, and said with a smile, "Would you like to come and sit down and have some barbecue?"

Mu Xuefeng, who was about to avoid the fire, paused, his expression slightly startled.

The little orange cat was also stunned.

"I don't say anything that is close, I just think of it as helping those who still want to pass the autumn test and buying them some time. Come and rest for an hour and taste the freshly roasted mutton. What's the deal? Sample?"

After a moment of silence, Mu Xuefeng said: "Okay."

Take the little orange cat and walk to the campfire.

The disciples who were already full moved around to make room for them.

The little orange cat shook its fur, shook off a few snowflakes, and nestled safely beside its owner.

"It's just baked, and the chopsticks haven't been touched." Someone pushed a porcelain plate full of barbecued meat in front of them.

thanks!The little orange cat meowed, and was about to go to the porcelain plate to eat, when it suddenly discovered that the one who gave the meat was the female classmate they caught with a token hanging on a tree branch to "fish and enforce the law".

At that time, she looked at the cat falling from the sky from the top of the tree, her eyes were terrified, as if she was looking at a demon!

"No poison." Seeing the cat's eyes widen, she smiled and said, "I ate the barbecue, can I touch it?"

"Wow Xiaolu, you said something that I have never dared to say."

"To tell you the truth, I've been greedy for months..." Others echoed.

"No." It was Mu Xuefeng's cold voice.He had already picked up a piece of roast meat and put it into his mouth, but the chopsticks holding the second piece stopped halfway: "You should poison the meat, cats can't touch it."

Ah, there is no need, Le Yuan thought.

The audience was silent for a moment, and then someone whispered: "My ears are broken, I seem to have heard Mu Xuefeng joking?"

"Hahaha, this dream is quite realistic."

"No, no more poisoning, no petting the cat, you eat." Ji Xiaolu also chuckled after being slightly stunned.

The originally stiff atmosphere seemed to unknowingly become a little more harmonious.

The little orange cat also took out a few dried salted fish that were stored in the token, and grilled them on the wire mesh.The grilled fish exudes a unique aroma in the sound of sizzling oil, and he "meows" to invite everyone to share.

It is inconvenient for the cat's claws to take meat from the iron rack. The owner helps him pick it up, and others help him pick it up. Everyone comes to feed the cat.

After eating and drinking enough, one person and one cat went back on the road, and some people asked to stay: "Would you like to stop eating for a while?"

"No."

It was supposed to be a deal to delay the time for those people who were being assessed, but when Mu Xuefeng left, he still left two words: "Thank you."

"Meow meow." Thank you.

On the snow slope halfway up the mountain, the two disciples looked around.From here, you can already see the huge enlightened beast with a human face and a tiger body guarding in front of the cave.

After Mu Xuefeng had a barbecue by the campfire, the group of disciples who traveled the fastest had already arrived near the cave.

"Brother Zheng, you and I traveled fast all the way, and the road went smoothly. We have never met that... ahem, now that the cave is in sight, let's fight here. Whoever wins will take two tokens and go into the cave to get ice. .” said one person.

"Okay, that's exactly what I mean too!" The other person nodded.

Just now, each of them recruited magic weapons and set up their battles. One of them turned around unintentionally, and his expression changed greatly: "Mu Xuefeng is here!"

"What?!" In the time of these two sentences, the white shadow got closer and closer.

"It's too late for a duel, so why don't you...stretch your fist, Brother Zheng! Stone, reamer, cloth—cloth!" No.1 reacted extremely quickly, and burst out a series of words, seeing "Brother Zheng" stretch out in a daze With one fist, he grabbed the token around the opponent's waist and ran away.

"If you lose, it's mine! See you later!"

After a few breaths, Mu Xuefeng flew over with the little orange cat and stopped.The one who was about to run in front of the enlightened beast couldn't catch up with him, and it would be enough to cut him with a knife from here - after evaluating the possibility of causing casualties, he gave up.

"Brother Zheng" Zheng Changchuan hadn't come back to his senses yet, and stuck out a fist in the air.

Hey, were they punching just now?The little orange cat vaguely glanced at it.

The cat's eyes collided with the opponent's gaze, and the little orange cat stretched out a front leg and showed its paw.

Scissors!

The other party also made another move in a tacit understanding, spread their five fingers flat, cloth!

The cat's claw is out again, scissors!

Flatten your fingers, cloth!

The third time, or scissors!

The third time, or cloth!

Tsk, the little orange cat withdrew its paw and licked it triumphantly.Three battles and three victories, how could someone be so stupid as to throw cloth three times in a row!

Zheng Changchuan also put down his hand.Three wins and three victories, winning a little stupid cat who can only throw fists, of course it is easy and easy.

Both sides feel that they have won and are satisfied.

"Be careful, be careful, those two are already squatting near the cave, be careful!"

"It is recommended to walk together, if necessary, leave one person behind and restrain him!"

The messenger began to broadcast in a loop.

The competition in Xiaohan Mountain's secret realm has gradually come to an end.The duels around the tokens were held at the foot of the mountain. The winner who won two tokens went up the mountain and then had a life-and-death chase with the two evil gods.

Some successfully rushed into the cave; some failed, so they could only retreat to the foot of the mountain and join the salted fish dinner by the fire.

"The time is coming soon," said a woman in a yellow shirt halfway up the mountain, "Ruoshuang, you can go."

"Well, you are the only hope among our three sisters." The girl in the water red dress also said.

They discussed this matter at the foot of the mountain.They lost two tokens and won one, and Ruo Shuang contributed the most.

"Thank you, sisters." Ruo Shuang urged the escape method and flew towards the cave.

Behind her, her sisters shouted: "Stop! We must stop you today!"

Did Mu Xuefeng show up?Ruoshuang pushed the escape method to the extreme, and seeing the cave in sight, she widened her eyes.Mu Xuefeng, who was supposed to be behind her, actually appeared in front of her!

"Bring it."

Could it be...is this a failure?Tears welled up in his eyes, and he clutched the token unwillingly, Ruo Shuang suddenly had an idea: "Lychee smoothie! Let me get the ice, don't you want to eat more lychee smoothie?"

The other party froze for a moment, and then let out a "meow".

That is to say, yes, the owner and I have already destroyed so many tokens, what if there is not enough ice in the canteen?The smoothies are good, and I would like to have two extra meals.

"Mu Xuefeng" who was blocking the way turned back into a little orange cat and stepped aside.

you go.

"Meow?" Ruo Shuang repeated it in surprise, then suddenly came to her senses and ran to the cave.

Mu Xuefeng and the two sisters who arrived afterward were also stunned when they saw this conversation.

"Take it, go get ice." Two white jade tokens lay in Mu Xuefeng's palm, and he handed them to the woman in yellow.

"...Thank you." He took it with a complicated mood, and the woman in the yellow shirt also walked towards the cave.

Who would have thought that the tokens of the two Fiend Gods could be exchanged for a single sentence?

Lychee smoothie, how much do you like to eat lychee smoothie!

With her figure disappearing at the entrance of the cave, the autumn test has come to a successful conclusion.

"Are you still recruiting?" Yu Jing, who was wearing a green skirt, said softly in the dim execution hall, "I invited Master Luo, have you ever heard of her name?"

Behind her, Luo Fu walked forward with a smile.

Imprisoned by many spells, the man in black who collapsed on the ground pressed his lips tightly together without saying a word, his eyes were filled with determination.