The cat who wears Jackie Chan

What I'm teaching today is the Zhenpai mental method of Juntian Taoist Academy, the Yuqing Immortal method created by Ming Hongxian himself.

It is said that most of the children of the aristocratic families who paid the money came for this method of heart.

The magic is that it is all-encompassing.No matter what you have practiced before, even the most crude and clumsy wild methods, it can accommodate everything and help you lay a solid foundation.

The above are all what the students said when they were chatting, in short, it’s just awesome.

The one who came to teach was a female master whom I had never seen before. She was young, her hair was neatly tied up, and the crown of her hair was a jade lotus flower. She called herself Shen.

She first asked her disciples to memorize a formula, and then said: "Sit down, close your eyes, calm your mind, and visualize according to the formula."

Le Yuan intends to do so, but it is quite difficult for a little orange cat to sit in a standard squatting posture like a human being, and it doesn't know where to put its four legs.There was a small snickering sound from behind, as if someone was laughing at him.

Master Shen came over and said gently: "You don't have to force it, just change to the most comfortable posture for you."

"Meow." So the cat got down.

The yellow cloth futons were not too big or small, just big enough for other people to sit on. Only the little orange cat lay down on the futons, and the little cat hung in the middle, leaving a large space.

Closing his eyes, Le Yuan began to visualize.

Swish, Swish.He heard the sound of the leaves of the sycamore trees, the light ringing of the wind chimes under the branches, the distant cry of cranes, and the breeze that was close at hand.Then everything was silent, and a new spiritual power was born like a spring gushing from the ground, which merged into the demon power that Le Yuan had already cultivated, silently helping it grow.

The little orange cat was immersed in cultivation, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses.

It was getting dark, and Master Shen was saying, "When we go back, we will practice like this. The next class will be ten days later."

"Yes!" The disciples responded.When Master Shen fled away on the cloud, with a whoop, they all flew towards the hill where the dining hall is located.

Go!

It's getting late, if you don't order first, the food will be gone!

The little orange cat was still in a daze, but when it lightened up, Mu Xuefeng picked it up and put it on its shoulder.He leaped through the air, with purple lightning flashing under his feet, he was a few minutes faster than the others, and he was at the forefront in an instant.

Ah well, even in the world of comprehension, can you experience the feeling of thousands of troops rushing to the cafeteria?After entering the brightly lit dining hall, the little orange cat breathed a sigh of relief seeing Mu Xuefeng take away the last plate of steamed fish and the last bowl of stewed beef.

It's really nice to have a good brother who can fight and run fast.

Mental Dharma classes are held once every ten days. After a few days, taking advantage of the lack of class, they went down the mountain together and flew to Cangyu Ridge.

The most conspicuous thing in this deep mountain and old forest is the big river passing through the valley.Standing above the river hanging in the air, Mu Xuefeng waved his sleeves, and thousands of cold lights appeared from behind him, all shooting towards the center of the river!

Wow, Le Yuan thought to himself, he has a bit of the aura of the master in the first round of trials in the Taoist monastery.

After a while, the river fish turned their white bellies and floated to the surface of the water.If you look carefully, they are all pierced by tiny ice picks, and blood doesn't even have time to come out.

Mu Xuefeng took out a cloth bag, activated the spells, and took them all away.

Previously, the little black turtle and the little orange cat worked together to finish the dried fish - Mu Xuefeng still thought that the cat ate it secretly, so he wanted to dry out a new batch.

A wild duck passing by was also caught by him.Mu Xuefeng skillfully tied the duck's feet with hemp rope, and lifted it upside down: "Give this to Master Wu."

Okay, although I can't help you much, Le Yuan has a lot of fun watching the excitement.A fat crucian carp that was not completely dead jumped up, landed on the river bank, jumped in front of the little orange cat, flicked its sharp claws, and made a knife.

"Meow meow!" Meow haha, the two of us came to the mountains to buy goods!

After catching the fish, they circled the Cangyu Ridge twice and found a white horse with tiger stripes all over its body. That was Lu Shu.Mu Xuefeng flew over, slapped Lu Shu on the head, knocked him out, and stuffed it into the storage ring.

Things are done, "Meow meow meow", the little orange cat pointed in the direction of Lihua Village with its front paws.

"Where are you going?" Mu Xuefeng understood.Carrying the little orange cat on his shoulder, he flew to the village at the foot of the mountain.

Huh?Even in mid-air, Le Yuan already sensed something was wrong.

Lihua Village is deserted and deserted, and the buildings are empty, not even half a person can be seen.

Even the dogs—no, the impression is that there are no dogs in the village at all.

The little orange cat squatted at the entrance of the village in a daze, Mu Xuefeng said: "You want to find that big black cat? I know where the cats live."

The owner led the way and soon came to a remote yard at the end of the village.

The door was not bolted, and one person and one cat walked in.It was full of twigs, straw, and rags, and strewn with clumps of cat fur, of every color.

The little orange cat paced in the haystack, pawing here and sniffing there.He could feel an inexplicably familiar breath.After a while, he pulled out a piece of paper money from the gap in the straw.

Uh... The paper money in the shape of a copper coin with a square hole is obviously the kind that was burnt in the tomb during the Qingming Festival.

After touching it, dripping blood characters quietly appeared on the paper money: The whole family is rushing to the street, don't bother if you have nothing to do.If you dare to disturb me, my dead soul will show up at midnight and lure you to the underworld.

It can be seen that this tone is definitely a big black cat.

Isn't this just another way of saying "this person is dead, burn paper if something happens"?What are you doing, you owe me a roast chicken, you're about to cut off contact, and never see you again?

Le Yuan was still muttering, when he saw Mu Xuefeng chanted the incantation, a stream of fire flew out of his palm, and ignited the paper money.Green smoke curled up, rose up, and turned into incense ash in the blink of an eye.

...You are really burning!

Nothing happened, and there were no other clues in the village. One person and one cat returned to the Taoist temple.

First send the stunned Lu Shu to the Refining Hall, and then take a wild duck to Lun Daofeng to return the book.

"Yo, I really brought you a gift." The two sensed it before they landed, and Master Wu took the initiative to walk out of the cave.Lun Dao Peak is lush and lush, his cave is dug in the mountain wall, and there is a large medicinal herb field in front of the door.

After receiving the annotated copy of the Tao Te Ching and the wild duck, Master Wu said, "Let's stay and have a meal."

There is no objection between the two of them.

Sitting in the outer hall and waiting for dinner——Master Wu specially took a small bench and put it on the seat for the cat. The little orange cat couldn't restrain its curiosity and looked around.The layout may not be very luxurious, but the pot of magnolia by the door, the curtain covering the bedroom, the small incense burner at the foot of the table...the precious light inside is not like ordinary things.

Master Wu was also sitting at the table, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a few days, can you review the scriptures from time to time? While the meal is not ready, how many questions will I ask you again?"

The little orange cat trembled when he heard the sound.Devil, Master Wu, don't take this exam when you're almost done eating!

Mu Xuefeng's expression was also stiff.

Seeing the two people's reactions, Master Wu laughed, but he didn't show mercy, and still took a few sentences to explain the scriptures.Fortunately, Mu Xuefeng answered, and Master Wu nodded slightly, seemingly satisfied.

"Come on, the eight-treasure duck is coming—" the yelling came in with the ecstasy aroma, and interrupted Master Wu's next question in time.

Seeing the one who came in with a hot dish in one hand, the little orange cat froze.Isn't this the repeating senior Li Xuan?

"Don't look at me like that," Li Xuan put the eight treasure duck on the dining table, and smiled at the little orange cat, "I didn't cook the meal, it's just a bowl, naturally there are handymen on Lun Dao Peak Master Wu."

"Meow meow." That's outrageous!Why are you here?

"Hey, after I entered the Taoist monastery, I planned to grow grass in the medicine garden and raise the elderly, but I failed the Jingyi examination more than a dozen times. Master Wu refused to let me go, so I had to stay. It's quite leisurely to study the scriptures with Master Wu on Lun Dao Peak, and just goof around."

"Hmph," Master Wu said, "I can't even learn the most basic Tao Te Ching, which shows that my heart is impetuous and not favored by heaven. I have to watch you closely, or I will fall into a demon someday!"

"Yes, yes, I'm going to serve the food." Li Xuan agreed, turned and walked out the door.

Are you not blessed by heaven... Mu Xuefeng, who was watching silently, had a ripple in his eyes that no one noticed.

After a while, four dishes and one soup were placed on the table.Very fragrant and bright in color.

Mu Xuefeng gave the cat some of each dish, the little orange cat tasted it, it was delicious!Even better than the chef's craftsmanship.

Especially the eight-treasure duck, which can be eaten fresh and tender, after all, it has just been slaughtered.

After eating and drinking enough, one person and one cat bid farewell.

You can't stay longer, or you will be caught and questioned by Master Wu again.

It was evening when we returned to Banlianju.After grooming, the two began to practice in the bedroom as usual.

"The underworld, the ghosts are demanding their lives..."

In the middle of the night, a dark wind blew over the bed, and a faint voice sounded.In the thick black mist, protruded a huge claw covered with black fur.

Mu Xuefeng, who was meditating on the bed, opened his eyes, and Le Yuan, who had fallen asleep bathed in the moonlight, also woke up, with emerald green round eyes flickering.

The sharp claws fell down, "Tonight is your death day... Meow?"

The mighty sharp claws suddenly dissipated, and a cat-shaped phantom formed by black mist appeared in front of the bed.Black hair, brown eyes.

"Huang Zai, I knew it was you."

The little orange cat stared at the dead fish.I didn't see it. If you knew, would you still pretend to be a ghost? —— Burning paper money will really be found in the middle of the night!

"Why did you leave Lihua Village?" Le Yuan asked.

"I'm involved in trouble, and I can't get out of it for a while."

"...How much money do you owe?" Le Yuan couldn't help it.

"I owe money?" The big black cat choked for a moment, "No, I don't owe money, there's nothing wrong with it."

"Really? I don't believe it, you don't even give me a roast chicken." Le Yuan beeped loudly.

"I really don't owe any money." The phantom of the big black cat sighed, "The water here is very deep, you can't handle it as a kitten, don't get involved. Study hard in the Taoist Academy, I entrusted my old friend The fox fairy takes care of you."

Le Yuan was stunned for a moment: "Fox Immortal? Are you talking about Master Luo?" No wonder Master Luo has always been quite partial to him, so there is another reason for this.

"It's her. How does she treat you?"

"Master Luo treated me very well, but he went down the mountain a few days ago and hasn't come back yet."

"She's probably busy with other things, and I haven't contacted her for many days. Huang Zi, practice hard, the future of the civet family depends on you."

Oh, a change of tone?Looks like he's in a lot of trouble.

"I know, I know, when I succeed in cultivation and earn a lot of money, I will redeem you all from the black coal mine."

"I said it all, I really don't owe any money!!"

The little orange cat and the big black cat were discussing serious topics, but in the eyes of others, it was the two cats meowing and meowing at each other.It was peaceful at first, but later it seemed to be arguing.

Mu Xuefeng sat at the side, even though she couldn't understand, she watched with great interest.

"Oh, don't be idle, I have to go."

"Come back to chat."...The paper money is all burned, so will I have to contact you in a drift bottle in the future?

After chatting with the big black cat, the phantom formed by the black mist disappeared. The little orange cat turned around and saw that Mu Xuefeng seemed to be smiling.

In the moonlight, if there seems to be nothing, it is not clear.

"Meow?" What are you laughing at?

Mu Xuefeng didn't say anything, she reached out her hand and gave the cat a rua.

The author has something to say:

Although Mu Xuefeng doesn't remember that he is a dragon, his subconscious is still there. Just like a whale thinks a small human is cute, a huge dragon also thinks a very small, very small cat is cute~