The cat who wears Jackie Chan

After the Xianyuan Conference was over, one person and one cat returned to Banlianju.

Mu Xuefeng put the potted pitcher plant on the corner of the desk.The blue gleam of the low-slung pitcher hung over the tabletop like a lamp.

really not bad.The little orange cat squatting behind him looked at this scene and thought to himself, the dormitory allocated by the Taoist monastery gradually felt as warm as home.

Although I often beep in my heart that I am a cheater, and I do have a silver bell that does not work at all times——but Le Yuan suddenly feels that after time travel, he has a good brother, and this is the biggest hangup.

Mu Xuefeng didn't stay at Banlianju long before he went out, he was going to take a sword technique class.

Le Yuan can only stay in the house.Master Luo went down the mountain to do some business before, and he didn't even say the return date, leaving him an empty-nest apprentice in the Taoist monastery.I just took out the illusion textbook Tianhu Xinjue and looked at it for a while, when another blue bird delivering a letter flew by the door.

Le Yuan changed into a human form and took the rolled paper scroll. As soon as he opened the letter, the voice of the little old master Wu rang through the paper.

"Huh, blame me for not being strict with the questions. This time, you two will pass the assessment. If you still have any doubts in the future, you can come to Lun Dao Peak to ask for advice as a teacher." When he said this, his tone changed, "Remember to bring the gift, don't leave it empty-handed Come on! By the way, borrow the annotated copy of the Tao Te Ching from both of you, and return it after reading it."

Fine.Le Yuan put it away, ready to wait for the owner to come back and hand it over to him.

Speaking of the annotated edition of the Tao Te Ching... Le Yuan remembered that he hadn't finished reading the last few pages.Fortunately, there was not much involved in the examination room at that time, and I had to guess all the time, but I passed the test. I am really a god of learning.

While he was still in human form, Le Yuan found the Tao Te Ching on the desk in his bedroom, and sat down to read it.See quickly, without hindrance, and without the dizziness of cat form.

Before the illusion failed, Le Yuan finished watching.

OK, you can return it.With the cool breeze blowing slowly, Le Yuan stretched comfortably, but his movements suddenly stopped, and the smile froze on his face.Looking from the window, a little black turtle was standing on a bluestone brought from nowhere, stretching its neck, and secretly eating the small dried fish hanging under the eaves of the kitchen.

What are you doing, turtle!That's the cat's dried fish!

Daba, Daba! !

When Le Yuan, who had changed back into a cat shape, rushed to the kitchen door, the little black turtle was already frightened, and rushed back into the pond with a "swipe", running faster than the cat.

After a while, a pair of small black bean-like eyes appeared under the lotus leaves near the shore.A crystal-clear peach-colored pebble emerged from the water, was pushed by the waves, and rested on the shore.

"Meow?" Did you give it to me as an apology?The little orange cat squatting in front of the pond asked.

The edge of the pool was covered with smooth pebbles, but none were as beautiful as this little pebble.Seeing the little black turtle vomit a string of bubbles, Le Yuan stretched out his claws to touch it, and put the pebbles into the token.

Turtle is quite sensible.

In fact, Le Yuan is not angry, which pet doesn't steal it?In his previous life, Le Yuan bumped into him a few times. His tabby master jumped onto the table and ate unpacked snacks.

Hmm... The little orange cat turned its gaze to the string of dried fish under the kitchen eaves, only two or three of which were gnawed bald.Shall I steal one too?After all, which pet does not steal food.

Even the huge bluestones for the footsteps are ready-made.The little orange cat jumped onto the bluestone, raised its head, and bit a small dried fish dangling down, took a bite, smacked its mouth, and took another bite.It feels more delicious to eat secretly.

A breeze suddenly picked up, and someone fled into the courtyard.

Le Yuan turned his head dully.

Behind him, Mu Xuefeng was looking at him in astonishment: "Where did you bring the stones from? You are almost eating them all. Are you so hungry?"

?No, I didn’t move it, I’m wronged, I just ate one, it’s all made by turtles, owner, please listen to my explanation? !

"Meow meow meow!"

After passing Master Wu's letter over, Mu Xuefeng said after listening, "I'll return it to him after you finish reading it."

"Meow." The little orange cat shook its head, flicked its tail, and proudly puffed its chest out.

"Have you finished reading? You still have to go with a gift," Mu Xuefeng thought for a while, "I'll get one when I go down the mountain in a few days."

"Meow." Good.

Then there is cafeteria time with the owner.Looking at the steamed fish plate in front of the cat, Mu Xuefeng frowned slightly: "Eat less, don't overeat."

"……Meow."

I'm wronged, I really didn't steal it.

The little orange cat was eating fish, looking around casually, and found that not far away, Lin Fangshu was eating quietly by himself.

This classmate rarely appears in the dining hall.The Taoist dormitory is equipped with a kitchen, and she seems to be a small cooker.Speaking of which, since there is a cafeteria, the owner is too lazy to cook by himself.

"Sister Fangshu, so you are here. I have been guarding Xinqingju for a long time but I haven't waited for you." A soft and laughing voice suddenly sounded at the dining hall door.

The radar moved, it was He Zijin.The little orange cat looked up and found that He Zijin was leaning against the door, resting her chin on the back of her hand, narrowing her phoenix eyes, showing a wicked smile, wearing a brocade toga with gleaming sleeves, just like the one she had seen in the class group Zhang emoji package, "Admit it, you are also fascinated by me".

All the people in the dining hall looked at him, and he showed no shame, and even swung towards Mu Xuefeng in a demonstrative manner.Mu Xuefeng was busy taking fish from the cat bowl, so she didn't notice him.

This guy is not bad in appearance, but the posture of the peacock spreading its tail is really unsightly.

Tsk, Le Yuan took a look and felt that he couldn't eat anymore.Lin Fangshu probably couldn't eat any more, so he gave up the stir-fried shrimp that he had only eaten a few mouthfuls of, put down his chopsticks, got up and left.

He Zijin ran after her, and all the disciples in the dining hall breathed a sigh of relief.

People obviously don't want to talk to you and still keep pestering you, are you out of your mind?No wonder the Lin family was so desperate to find the owner to marry him, the owner was much more normal than him.

Just about to continue eating, the little orange cat stared round.

As for my fish, why is there a big piece of meat missing?Looking up to the opposite side, Mu Xuefeng's face remained unchanged: "Huh?"

...You stole it.No, owner, I know in my heart, I really don’t know how to eat.

Do you think I'm a silly cat!

After spending two days in Banlianju, practicing illusion casually, the start day of the second main course arrived.

This time it is easier, every month is thirty days, and every ten days is only one day.

Le Yuan and Mu Xuefeng flew to class together, and the teaching point was on the towering sycamore tree.In the sapphire lotus platform supported by the canopy, dozens of yellow cloth futons are neatly arranged, and the disciples who arrived early are sitting and chatting.

Mu Xuefeng took a seat in the back row. He has been walking alone and doesn't like to join in the fun.

"How come there are ten more futons? Who else will come." A classmate asked, which happened to be the question in Le Yuan's mind.

"Don't you know? Our Taoist Academy recruits borrowed disciples, as long as they hand over the spirit stones."

"That's not a small amount!" Another person said, "Hundreds of thousands of spiritual stones, or treasures of heaven and earth, Xuanmen skills, magic treasures of the immortal rank... Only prominent families can afford it, not ordinary monks. I can think about it."

"Since it's an aristocratic family, you can build a foundation with a pile of pills, so you can always become a formal disciple?" The speaker lowered his voice and glanced at Liang Shijing who was sitting behind, and Mao Mao couldn't help but also cast a glance.

"You're wrong. It's because you don't want to be named as a disciple and form a deep karma with the Taoist Academy. That's why you do this. They pay money, and the Taoist Academy teaches. Disciples have to help, but they can stand aside and watch."

"Ha, they are all old foxes. However, Juntian Taoist Temple has stood in the world for 900 years, with the name of Immortal Master Ming Hong on it, and many masters with good cultivation, how much change can it encounter?"

"It's hard to say."

"No matter what, we don't need to spend a piece of spirit stone, we can eat and drink in the Taoist monastery, live in a big courtyard, and have good teachers to teach, thanks to these aristocratic families!"

"Hahaha, thank you thank you!"

Even the little orange cat let out a "meow" in my heart, thank you benefactor fathers for providing me with food and drink!

Seeing He Zijin who came with Lin Fangshu, he didn't seem to be so annoying anymore.Listening to the gossip from the classmates, this guy also paid a lot of spirit stones to come in.

The author has something to say:

The theme of this chapter is probably stealing.In the previous life, the tabby was caught by Le Yuan for stealing food, the cat was caught for stealing turtle food, the dragon was caught for stealing cat food, and the cat was caught for stealing dragon food (.)

However, small animals can easily lose control of their mouths and eat as much as they can, so Long Aotian's approach is understandable