Xiangjiang old events [entertainment circle]

"I don't care what it's salt baked for now, but I have a doubt - if something goes wrong after trying this pot of food, is it considered a work-related injury?" Of course, the good brother wanted to add insult to injury, and Tan Yunlun answered decisively. Su Yun's words.

"Where would it be so exaggerated, don't you often eat salt-baked chicken!" Zhang Querong, who was relatively more eloquent than Chen Boyang who didn't know how to deal with it, immediately retorted.

"However, other people's salt-baked chicken is baked in a pile of salt, covered with skin, but your pot is full of scraps, so it will be marinated into pickles very quickly!" Tan Yunlun said unequivocally. Showing weakness: After all, he is the unlucky guy who wants to try this thing later...

"Stop arguing, it's almost enough time, hurry up and put it on the plate." Zhong Buluo smoothed things over.

Taking into account the time relationship, the noisy scene finally calmed down.

After each put the contents of the pot on the plate, the four delicious messengers brought them over.

Seeing that the first one delivered was the "salt-baked seasonal vegetables" from the tomato group that Chen and Zhang belonged to, Su Yun couldn't help but look around: she checked her eyes, and when they tried it, they were all people who looked at death as if they were at home!

Picking and picking picked half a water chestnut from the small plate served, then poured half a glass of mineral water in his hand into a disposable cup, and then put the water chestnut in it to soak, Su, who is the promoter of the program, Yun took the lead, opened her mouth with a sullen face and took a bite.

Seeing that Su Yun couldn't swallow it after chewing for a long time, Tan Yunlun picked up the lid of the trash can from the side and handed it over: "Don't give them face, just spit it out if you want to."

"Let's go, Aaron!" Chen Boyang and Zhang Querong hurriedly waved at him, "Don't affect Mary's judgment!"

Seeing the expectant and even pitiful looks of these two people, Su Yun pressed the corner of her forehead, swallowing half of the water chestnut at least.

"Eh? You actually managed to swallow it? It seems better than expected." Tan Yunlun saw that Su Yun really ate it, he felt relieved, put down the lid of the trash can, and picked up a piece of lotus root slices with his chopsticks to soak After soaking in water, I stuffed it into my mouth, "Okay, today I will try your handicraft... huh?!"

It tastes like eating high-purity super old altar pickles unsuspectingly. The salty and astringent taste that exploded at that moment is like eating a large piece of mustard, which is so sour and refreshing that it goes straight to the sky. "Excellent" feeling!

"Wow, Allen cried after eating it!" Seeing that something was wrong, Zhong Buluo quickly handed him a tissue.

"Huh... no need, thank you." Thinking that Su Yun could swallow it down, he would definitely not be able to admit defeat even if he was a big man. After forcing himself to swallow this lotus root slice, Tan Yunlun hurriedly drank it. I drank half a bottle of mineral water to suppress my shock.

"You don't have to support them so much, you have to clip such a big piece of lotus root!" Shen Dingxia and Zheng Yuting educated, "Just like Mary, clipping half a piece of water chestnut means more or less the same."

As they said, the next three hosts really picked a piece of shredded radish or shredded fungus, which means it counts.

There is the "salt-baked seasonal vegetables" of the tomato group as the base, and the next two groups of "lotus pond stir-fry". The taste is not enough to make people cry...

Finally, after the first round of scoring, the banana group of Zheng Zhaoqiu and Liu Chongyin got a total of 54559 points, 28, and the pineapple group of Zhou Yuanfa and Lu Qiangwei got 67677, a total of 33 points; In the tomato group, Su Yun and her three peers only scored 2 points. In the end, Zheng Yuting and Shen Dingxia looked at their "faces" and gave them 5 points of sympathy. At least they got 16 points. score...

"The host is biased again!" Zhou Yuanfa pretended to quarrel again: Zheng Zhaoqiu was in the banana group, so it's not surprising that Shen Dingxia gave 9 points. I didn't expect that Chen Zhang, who seemed to be funny at first glance, actually got it by brushing his face Sympathy points!

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, the next round is about to start - this round is a temporary playoff, so the order of choosing ingredients will be determined according to the score." Zhong Buluo picked up the microphone and said a few words , explaining that because it is the first round, there are no spectator competitions selected for the time being, so there will be more rounds by artist contestants, which will not be counted in the total score, but the order and number of draws will be allocated according to the score.

Then, after reading the list of prizes sent by the sponsors for a round, the pineapple group first went to the water tank in the middle of the field to pick ingredients according to the ranking of the scores in the first round.

There are three simple and common ones: fish, shrimp, and crab.

Zhou Yuanfa thought for a while around the water tank, then he called Lu Qiangwei together, and reached out to fish out a few prawns in the water tank - he was born in Lamma Island, although he moved out of Kowloon with his mother when he was very young to study here Yes, but the craftsmanship of making shrimp paste and cooking shrimp has not been left behind. Even if I haven't tossed shrimp for a long time, my proficiency is higher than the other two.

The next group to select the ingredients was the banana group. After Zheng Zhaoqiu and Liu Chongyin whispered a few words, the two stepped forward to pick up the most difficult crab.

"Why did you choose the most difficult crab?" Zheng Yuting seemed to have some understanding, but she also asked.

Zhong Buluo handed over the microphone, and Zheng Zhaoqiu replied very gently: "Ah Fei likes eating crabs."

"Oh—" Everyone present understood.

On the other side, Chen Boyang and Zhang Querong, who consciously picked up a big leak, walked over with two surprised faces, and worked together to fish out the remaining fish.

The fish seemed to weigh about two catties, and it slapped the water vigorously. After the two of them worked hard to get the fish out, Zhang felt that he had learned some curry chicken and pork ribs when he was studying in the UK. Que Rong took the initiative to step forward, turned on the fire and poured oil, and called Chen Boyang to put the fish in: "Quick!"

"Oh!" Hearing this, Chen Boyang threw the lively sweet-scented osmanthus fish into the oil pan with great force...

There was an uproar in the venue again, Zheng Yuting and Shen Dingxia could hardly close their mouths from ear to ear: "We have eaten fish for so many years, and this is the first time we know that fish can be thrown into the pan alive..."

"Should I call 999 for you to call the fire department?" Seeing the fish jumping endlessly in the pot, Tan Yunlun called out.

"It's okay, it's done!" Zhang Querong, a young man who has been taken care of by his nanny for several years, probably left his cooking skills in the UK long ago, so he just picked up the spatula After giving the sweet-scented osmanthus fish a couple of slaps, the fish immediately died in the pot, "Perfect...huh? What is this green and black thing?"

"The viscera and gallbladder in the fish were smashed by you, so it's not about to flow out now..." Su Yun raised her forehead.

"Hey, your crab is coming!" Before people finished marveling at the amazing fried fish in the tomato group, the crab in the banana group had escaped and ran to the stove next door to the pineapple group.

Seeing that the two people from the pineapple team were rushing to catch crabs, Zhou Yuanfa, who wanted to help, had not had time to make a move. The net bag was already covered on the plate of prawns he had just boiled, and even the prawns and the plate dragged and fell. all over the place...

Once the noise was over, none of the three fish, shrimp and crabs could be eaten. In the end, for the sake of their contribution to the audience's laughter, each of them chose two prizes as consolation prizes.

"Oh, this is my strong point. Let me draw for you." Tan Yunlun has always been lucky in lottery draws. He is known as the "Lucky Wheel". He has seen that other people have won car beauty coupons and bird's nest gift coupons. , couldn't help but clicked his tongue.

When the clock walked through the list of prizes, he noticed that there was a gift certificate and cash prize from a jewelry and gold shop, which was the best type of prize.

"No need, let's do it ourselves!" Remembering Tan Yunlun's mocking of them just now, Chen Boyang and Zhang Querong resolutely refused Ouhuang's help, and the two stepped forward, each drawing a small ball from the box come out.

"Two tons of mineral water and one hundred boxes of cup noodles!" Zhong Buluo saw the contents of these two balls clearly, and couldn't care less about hosting the show, so he burst out laughing on the spot.

"It's quite in line with the current cooking skills of the two of you." After a while, Su Yun struggled to hold back her laughter before she made a comment.

It is no surprise that the last round of designated ingredients is the beautiful abalone specially provided by the abalone king, Master Yang.

It stands to reason that in fact, the last round needs to prepare uncommon ingredients, so even those who cook often may not know how to deal with it-this is the key level of specially setting up a game to "frame" the contestants.

However, considering that this is a good start for the first phase, and that Master Yang is known as the king of abalone, the three groups of contestants took advantage of it.

Each of them took the ingredients. The banana group planned to steam abalone with garlic, while the pineapple group planned to stir-fry with ginger and spring onion. As for the tomato group, they planned to braise it with oyster sauce.

Compared with the lazy steaming of the banana group, the latter two are like magic. Every time you do it, the abalones will be a little darker...

Later, after discovering that the abalone "disappeared" in the pot during the flipping, Zhang Querong and Chen Boyang looked at each other, and then quickly took various seasonings and two handfuls of vermicelli from the stove. Throw it all in the pot in an attempt to cover up their "charcoal-roasted abalone".

"As we all know, it takes tens of millions of years to form carbon, but for some people, they only need to go to the kitchen." Seeing the small movements of these two guys clearly, Su Yun signaled to the director to give them the pot Here comes a close-up.

The order of serving dishes this time was reversed from the order of the first round, and the steamed banana group was served first: although the taste is relatively light and there is a little fishy smell that has not been processed, this is already the most palatable one. set up...

Therefore, Su Yun and the others, who felt that there were two tough battles to be fought next, ate very slowly, and scored even more slowly.

But no matter how slow it is, it has to be done according to the time. Soon, the stir-fried abalone with ginger and scallion in the pineapple group was delivered.

"As expected of the pineapple group, I think these abalones look like earthen 'pineapples'..." Pineapple means hand grenade in slang, anyway, I don't know how they did it. Fat and strong, full of glamour, Master Yang, who provided the materials, almost didn't have a scene full of tears on the spot...

Su Yun poked it with her chopsticks, and found that this toy could still contain raw food, so she hurriedly acted first: "Pick the most charred (most like cooked)... emmmm feels like eating charcoal."

"Why are you so familiar with this area, and I am only half-matured with this area?" Tan Yunlun frowned.

"But mine is at least [-] years old!" Su Yun ate it loudly.

In the end, the pineapple group with a total score of 25 points for this round withdrew, ushering in the ultimate dark masterpiece of Chen and Zhang.

"It's the first time I know that the shrimp paste from our Lamma Island can actually make such a taste..." When passing by, Zhou Yuanfa, who supported the special products of his hometown, couldn't help trembling in secret .

"Wow—you don't want to come here!" The strange smell came before anyone arrived, and Tan Yunlun really wanted to run away now, "Are you guys cooking Chinese medicine or cooking? You don't even have a plate of stinky tofu Stinks..."

"You are the tomato group, not the sweet potato group! Don't come here again!" Although the program has a certain amount of scripts, but because of the special content of this program, it relies too much on cooking skills, so it has to be adjusted according to the situation on the spot; even Su Yun I was mentally prepared to eat dark dishes, but I was somewhat moved by the sudden appearance of Wang Zhaji, who seemed to be full of color and fragrance.

"Black is a bit darker, but the materials are all good, just like those sea mud. It doesn't look good and smells bad, but it nourishes and beautifies the face when applied!" Zhang Querong pointed to Chen Boyang Holding the plate, he picked it up to the edge of the tasting table and started talking nonsense with his eyes open.

"Look, Leslie and Danny brought that plate up, and just barely scared Mary off without her shoes..."

"Eatable!" Hearing Zhong Buluo whispering to Zheng Yuting and Shen Dingxia on the other side, Chen and Zhang suddenly shouted.

"If you think it's edible, you can take a bite first and let me see." As soon as Su Yun said this, Chen and Zhang, who were shouting non-stop, were instantly as quiet as chickens.

"For the sake of the relationship we have known for so many years, can you save us some face?" Zhang Querong put the plate on the table.

"For the sake of the relationship we've known each other for so many years, can you spare my life?" Su Yun held her nose and wanted to hide, but Tan Yunlun who had already run to vomit gave her to her as if she was a dead fellow but not a poor fellow. pushed back...

"Mother-in-law, you have to remember, I love you very much! If anything happens to me, you recognize these two murderers!" Knowing that this episode would not end if she didn't speak first, Su Yun burst into tears facing the camera.

"Don't worry, it's not poisonous!" Chen Boyang comforted.

"I don't believe it!" Su Yun had tears in her eyes.

"Just eat if you're told, don't struggle!" Zhang Querong gave her a spoonful as he spoke.

Upon entering, Su Yun's expression changed drastically.

Tan Yunlun, who saw something wrong and had already run to the toilet to vomit, finally realized his conscience this time, and pushed the whole new trash can to Su Yun's side again in time.

"What kind of score is this? Why are your '1' and '8' lying down?" Seeing clearly the score given by Su Yun on the sign after finally recovering, Zhang Querong, who has never been very good at mathematics Very puzzled.

Realizing what it was, Chen Boyang tugged on Zhang Querong's sleeve, but unfortunately, because he had to hold a plate in his hand, he couldn't do much to pull this friend...

"Have you ever read a book, this is the infinity symbol!" Su Yun gave him a blank look, and then explained, "Put a negative number symbol in front of the infinity symbol ∞, and I gave you negative infinity points for this group!"

"Protest!" Chen and Zhang became anxious.

"What are you protesting? Do you know that in this round, you have to try the things you make?"

Hearing Su Yun's words, Zhang Querong turned pale with shock.

Afterwards, he also began to look at Chen Boyang, who hadn't recovered from the thunderbolt, with the eyes of a dead fellow Taoist.

He took the spoon briskly and scooped another spoonful from the plate Chen Boyang was holding, and with lightning speed, he fed the contents of the spoon to Chen Boyang, who was so shocked that he smiled. Open mouth.

Startled by this sudden "biochemical attack", Chen Boyang, who was holding a plate, subconsciously raised his hand to struggle——

So, in an instant, a plate full of dark dishes was smeared on the face of Zhang Querong, who was not able to steal the chicken.

Under the coercion of dark cuisine, the boat of friendship turned over as soon as it said it.

Seeing the two big kids rolling up their sleeves and accusing each other and even wrestling, Su Yun sighed: "It seems that this plate of food is really not poisonous, you can see how vigorously the two of them ate it..."