Do Sanwu girls dream of curly police officers?

Why do men gain weight after falling in love?

After swallowing the dorayaki offered by a girlfriend again, Matsuda Jinpei will tell you the answer.

——Because you have to solve what your girlfriend shared, leftovers, what she thinks is delicious, what she thinks is not delicious, what she thinks you will like to eat... everything.

Here comes the problem, my girlfriend doesn't like green peppers, and neither does my boyfriend, what should I do?

Tao Tao said righteously: "The array is mediocre, picky eaters are not good."

Green peppers go to Death Star Matsuda Zhenping's face turned green: "Who told you to buy it—you can solve it yourself!"

Taotao felt wronged: "Who knew there would be a layer of green peppers underneath?"

Matsuda was expressionless: "You choose the side dishes yourself."

With a guilty conscience, Taotao secretly hid the mobile phone with the camera function turned on behind her back.

What bad intentions does a Taotao have, it just wants to record Zhen Pingping's cute reaction to eating green peppers.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Matsuda sighed: "Then you eat a little first, and I'll eat later, how about it?"

Taotao pinched the phone, her eyes determined.

"it is good!"

For the embarrassing photos of her boyfriend, she worked hard!

Taotao took a deep breath, held her breath, grabbed a green pepper with chopsticks heroically, opened her mouth, and stuffed it in instantly!

Although she was mentally prepared, Taotao felt that she was still being careless when the strange smell of green pepper hit her brain.

The pretty face contorted for a while.

No, you can't vomit!

"Crack."

A bad voice came.

Matsuda Jinpei used his own actions to tell his girlfriend what "ginger is still hot when old".

Matsuda Jinhei is 24 this year and has had four years more food than Sakai Momomo. Except for the occasional straight ball that knocks him out of his mind, the rest of the time he has excellent insight.

Curly-haired Ikemen proudly shook the phone in his hand.

Taotao: ...

Damn, they are all adults, why are they still so childish!

Sakai Momota, who had just grown up, stuffed a chopstick into her boyfriend's mouth with lightning speed, and pressed the camera button mercilessly at the moment when Ikemian's face wrinkled into a ball.

"Crack."

Matsuda Jinpei: ...

……

After several days of fighting wits and courage with her boyfriend, Taotao suddenly realized that something was wrong!

Taotao: "Pingping, why did you become so childish?"

Give back her mature and stable Mr. Matsuda!

Sure enough, falling in love will make a man stupid!

Difficult, could it be... the previous appearance was an act? !

Was Taotao cheated? !

Matsuda Jinpei rubbed the girl's head: "What are you thinking?"

Matsuda Jinping is self-taught without a teacher, and has long learned to read emotions from his paralyzed face.

"People have many faces."

Tao Tao looked at Chi Mian suspiciously: "Really?"

"……certainly."

"Pingping, what's the matter with your weird pause?"

Matsuda Jinpei: ...

Going after girls is selling yourself—of course you have to show your good side first!

Taotao looked at Matsuda Jinpei, and thought about the previous relationship.

"Well... Forget it, the previous formation was not very mature."

Matsuda Zhenping refused to accept it: "Why!"

Taotao said indifferently: "Mature adults won't fight with Dazai."

Matsuda Jinpei: ...

That's why Osamu Dazai!

Zhong Yuan and I will not be like this!

……

As expected of you, Tokyo.

Taotao expresses emotion.

At this time, she was in a commercial building.

On an ordinary day, Taotao wanted to come to the shopping mall to buy a pair of sunglasses for her boyfriend... After the sunglasses were bought, the robbers also came.

They covered their faces and held guns. A total of four people rushed into the commercial building 3 minutes ago.

The crowd panicked, and then skillfully squatted down with their heads in their hands.

Taotao: ...

This proficiency is really distressing.

Taotao squatted down.

Squatting beside her was a beautiful woman with big waves, holding a boy with black hair and blue eyes in her arms.

The beauty muttered: "I still want to buy Yusaku a pen..."

Taotao sighed: "I want to buy sunglasses for my boyfriend..."

The two looked at each other, even if the beauty was wearing sunglasses and a mask, Tao Tao could still see the same regret in the other's eyes as hers.

Young Kudo Shinichi: Hey, hey, now is not the time to regret such things!

……

In this corner, there are mature and beautiful beauties, delicate and sweet Sanwu, and Yuxue's cute little detective.

They caught the attention of the robbers.

"Tie them up."

So they were strapped with bombs.

Kudo Yukiko first disliked it for a while: "What an ugly bomb."

Then he began to sigh: "What should I do?"

Taotao was speechless at first: "Why is it a bomb again?"

Then he became dissatisfied: "It's really ugly to be tied up."

The only reliable Kudo Shinichi: ...

Kudo Shinichi pretended to be scared and quietly hid behind his mother.

Kudo Yukiko cooperated quietly.

……

"The SAT is coming!"

"Where's the explosion team?!"

"arrive."

"The current situation is..."

The robbers used the entire commercial building as hostages to threaten the police to release several brothers who had been arrested a month ago.

The robber laughed wildly: "You only have 10 minutes!"

The police calmly said: "Ten minutes is not enough to release the prisoner, at least three ten minutes!"

...the two sides are confronting each other.

And Kudo Shinichi successfully untied the rope on his mother, and looked at the big sister on the other side... Well, she untied it a long time ago, and now she is hiding in the corner and pretending to cry, but she is actually dismantling the bomb.

Kudo Shinichi: ... Is your experience too rich?

Because it was so well concealed, the robbers in charge of guarding were even joking.

"That little girl has been crying for a long time."

"Hahaha, I didn't even dare to make a sound, I just shook my shoulders!"

Kudo Shinichi silently glanced at the elder sister who was pretending to be tired from crying and slumped on the ground, but in fact successfully dismantled the bomb.

Kudo Shinichi has since understood that people should not be judged by their appearance.

Under the cover of his mother, he silently accelerated the speed of bomb disposal.

Yukiko Kudo, who can't dismantle bombs, feels excluded.

They dismantled two of the three bombs. As expected of a well-known actor, Yukiko Kudo hugged her child.

Tao Tao received the message and secretly took out the scissors.

The three concealed themselves and finally dismantled the three bombs.

Finally, the guns of the robbers.

……

Tao Tao is not afraid of these dangerous hot weapons, or rather, she plays very well.

That is, the safety of these hostages...

Taotao forcefully squeezed out a few crocodile tears, and let out a weeping sound just enough for the robbers to hear: "Don't be afraid, little friend, my sister's boyfriend is a policeman, he will come to rescue us..."

Kid Shinichi Kudo accepted the play stiffly: "Wow, it's amazing!"

Sure enough, as soon as the robbers heard the police, they took Taotao out of the hostages.

The muzzle of the swarthy gun was pressed against Taotao's forehead.

Taotao silently added a "guard" to the muzzle of the gun - the bullet cannot be fired, the gun can only explode.

The villains always have strange similarities, for example, they are keen to threaten the police with their family members.

Taotao was pushed to the entrance of the commercial building and in front of the police.

The robber leader who was in charge of negotiating conditions with the police put a gun to the girl's temple with a smile.

Taotao: ...The threatening posture has not changed for a hundred years.

Taotao sighed at the robber's lack of innovation, and added a layer of "guard" to the muzzle.

Three bombs have been resolved, and half of the four guns have been disabled by Taotao.

Taotao felt that the game was stable.

But the police don't think so.

In their eyes, a weak girl was pushed out.

The robber leader smiled and said, "Let me see, who is this young lady's police boyfriend?"

"Didn't you come?"

"It's so pitiful, this lady is so beautiful, why didn't her boyfriend come?"

……

Matsuda Jinpei was in the crowd, looking at the rampant robber blankly.

He took a step, walked out of the crowd, and said indifferently.

"it's me."

The robber laughed: "It's really touching."

Taotao quietly gestured to her boyfriend, indicating that the two guns were useless.

Matsuda Jinpei puts his hands behind his back: the sniper ready, the other two.

The policeman behind him blinked and nodded almost invisibly.

They choose to trust their teammates.

……

Three and two-thirds of the 10 minutes have passed.

The robbers were getting impatient.

The bandit leader exerted a slight force on his hand, threatening: "If you don't let my brother go..."

"Or, Mr. Police, do you want to see your lover die?"

The robber leader smiled viciously.

Matsuda Zhenping's expression remained calm: "Hehe."

Robbers: ...

At this time, the sniper finally found the best angle.

——"Bang!" "Bang!"

Two gunshots exploded almost at the same time, and in an instant, the hands of the two robbers holding guns were pierced by bullets!

Their guns were forced to the ground.

Accompanied by the wailing and cursing of the robbers, the leader of the robbers was about to shoot.

——"Crack!"

With a crisp sound, the bones of his hand were snapped off by Taotao.

The girl snatched the gun from his hand and skillfully swung it in a semicircle in the air.

"boom!"

The head of the robber suffered a critical blow!

Another robber was also arrested for having a gun explode.

……

"police officer……"

"Just pretend you can't see it."

"……it is good."

They silently ignored the scene at the entrance of the commercial building:

The robber leader's face was blue and purple.

The man in the explosion-proof suit stepped on the robber leader's back and taunted, "You are so fierce!"

"I'm in love with Taotao, it's none of your business!"

"It looks like it's dead—oh!"

Taotao squatted on the ground and launched a mental attack.

"To tell you the truth, your bombs could defuse a child."

"And, you're ugly, don't commit any more crimes—not everyone is Jerome."

"Understood, silly [beep——]!"

Robber: Put me in jail——!

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