Do Sanwu girls dream of curly police officers?

Tao Tao is a member of the Armed Detective Agency and became a full-time member a year ago.

As we all know, except for Edogawa Ranpo who is the "detective" and Dazai Osamu who is the "clothes", the rest of the armed detective agencies are all "wu".

To sum up, Taotao is a beautiful girl with decent force.

Taotao: I am really a "Wu".

Tao Tao said this not to show off, but to emphasize that her physical fitness is really good. Wenneng Sports Festival ran 3000 meters, and Wu Neng raised a gun to kill vampires.

The problem is coming.

——Why can a woman forcefully squeeze a peach dry while shopping?

Taotao: Woman, so scary.

Yosano Akiko on the side lifted Taotao, who was sluggish, and Osamu Dazai who was even more sluggish by the way, full of air: "It's only fifteen streets, what are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai lazily raised several huge packaging bags in his hand: "With Dr. Yosano, I want to do the task."

Taotao: Dazai, who has always been fishing, offered to do a task...

Then, Taotao said weakly: "Sister Jingzi, I also want to do the task."

Shopping is not scary, but shopping with women is really scary.

Osamu Dazai and Taotao looked at each other with sympathy.

She raised eyebrows with Yosano Akiko, carrying one in one hand and another in the other, walking like flying: "Okay, then go to the task."

She pretended not to hear the two sounds of relief that seemed to be liberated.

……

It is said to be a task, but because the task is too simple, it is actually a public funded tour.

Recently, an unknown drug has flowed into Yokohama. They want to get a sample of the drug, and the force behind it is Bourbon's organization.

With the acquiescence of several major forces in Yokohama, Osamu Dazai exchanged some innocuous information for medicine—well, after all, it is the information of the Gravitationist, so it still has this value.

Of course, the information provided by the gravity user is not completely useful, just like the medicine given by the black organization is a semi-finished product.

Osamu Dazai said: If there is a partner, then the semi-finished product will become a finished product.

And, I hope they will promote "The Unyielding Zhongye This Week" in the other world.

Bourbon said: The main force of this mission is Belmode, and Bourbon is just a poor little assistant.

Toru Amuro is working part-time.

So what does it matter if the organization suffers losses?

In short, Yokohama did not suffer, the police made some money, and only the black organizations lost their underwear.

……

With Akiko Yosano, the main thing is to compare the ingredients of the medicine, and the rest of the time is spent shopping.

Taotao, who had been shopping with her sister for three days, took a deep breath.

She called her boyfriend: "Zhen Pingping, I want to date!"

Woooooo, Sister Akiko, I'm sorry, it's not that I don't love you, it's really that the street committed a ptsd.

Matsuda Jinpei on the other side: ...

Damn, I lost again!

"Where do you want to play?"

Amusement park, coffee shop or game arcade?

"Go to your home."

Taotao just wants to lie flat.

……

Matsuda Jinpei fell silent.

The hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

Forced to be calm: "Why do you want to come to my house to play?"

Taotao is tired: "I want to lie on the bed."

Matsuda Jinpei: ...

"The array is flat~"

Matsuda Jinping and Matsuda Jinping were defeated.

"...I see, what's the time?"

Taotao packed up the game console enthusiastically.

——"Is it okay at eight o'clock tomorrow morning?"

At eight o'clock, sister Akiko still hasn't woken up.

……

The next day, eight in the morning.

Leaning against the door of the apartment with Akiko Yosano, he looked at the police officer with curly hair and sunglasses with a half-smile.

Neither humble nor overbearing, Matsuda took his girlfriend away with confidence.

Yosano Akiko looked at the guilty Taotao helplessly, and shrugged: "Have fun."

Taotao nodded hurriedly: "Sister Jingzi, just go shopping!"

Her elder sister Jingzi smiled: "It's a pity, I was going to buy you ice cream."

Taotao was shocked.

……

"The battle is mediocre. For a woman, you have to stick to it."

Taotao warned solemnly: "Otherwise, you will lose something very important."

For example, ice cream.

Matsuda Jinhei was carrying his girlfriend's backpack, which was full of game consoles and snacks. He pinched Taotao's earlobe, watching it slowly turn crimson with satisfaction.

"of course."

The natural tone, with Matsuda Jinpei's unique pride.

Taotao covered her earlobe expressionlessly, and complained: "Zhen Pingping looks like a villain, but he is actually a good man."

Matsuda Jinpei with black curly hair and sunglasses: ...

In the end, Taotao's hair was rubbed into a bird's nest.

……

It is true that hair is a woman's second face.

Taotao bit her boyfriend's knuckles in retaliation. Considering the high requirements of her boyfriend's occupation on finger flexibility, she had to rub it lightly a few times in frustration.

Well, what's going on, the array is so stiff?

"Really flat?"

The girl's voice was muffled.

next second.

The man's finger turned slightly, and under the girl's confused eyes, he inserted it into the girl's mouth, gently pressed against the girl's tongue, and paused.

Fingers suppressed the soft tongue...

Taotao: ...

Taotao:? ? ?

Taotao:! ! !

"Well!"

The girl tactically leaned back, thumping back a few meters.

She complained loudly: "The formation is mediocre, scoundrel!"

Matsuda Jinpei glanced at her slowly: "No, I'm a good man."

Taotao: ...

……

The good man Matsuda Jinpei plays games with his girlfriend.

Taotao is full of confidence: "I'm very good, even Chuya and Dazai can't beat me!"

Matsuda Jinpei was equally confident: "Try it, I won't lose."

Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu's game level is really good, but Taotao is their younger sister.

Add a premise - the younger sister who plays games badly.

She can make the character circle in place and never get out of that circle.

(Somehow a powerful sister.)

Taotao, a game black hole.

Matsuda Jinping, a pool noodle with nimble fingers.

The former is the self-confidence promoted by the brothers, and the latter is true self-confidence.

Of course, Matsuda Jinpei won, it took 30 seconds, and there were 20 seconds left to load the game and select the character.

Boyfriend and girlfriend look at each other.

Taotao forcibly held back the respect, and said: "Taotao smiled coldly and said, you are not bad in Zhenping!"

Matsuda Jinpei: "..."

Do you speak with your mouth because you can't make facial expressions because of facial paralysis?

……

Accompanied by intense game sound effects——

Matsuda Zhenping won numb.

Tao Tao couldn't believe it.

Taotao never admit defeat: "Come again!"

Matsuda Jinpei gladly accepted the challenge: "I will never lose to you!"

After a crackling operation, Matsuda Jinhei controlled the character to move in a snake-like position, a combo to increase his moves, and beat Taotao who had finally learned the double jump.

Taotao's character was already bleeding, and she barely punched her.

Matsuda Jinpei laughed mercilessly: "Hahaha!"

He opened the protective cover, and Taotao's fist was bounced back, and the remaining blood instantly changed to "Gameover".

Matsuda Jinpei: "Hahahahaha——"

I completely forgot that the one opposite is my girlfriend Matsuda Jinpei.

Taotao put down the game console indifferently and made a breathy sound.

"Ah."

Matsuda Jinpei——!

Tao Tao angrily rushed to Matsuda Jinpei, a head hammer!

"boom!"

The laughter stopped abruptly.

……

Hagiwara Kenji learned what happened.

He looked complicatedly at Matsuda Jinpei whose forehead was not even red.

With a long sigh: "Xiao Zhenping, why did you grow a mouth?"

Matsuda Jinpei looked unhappy: "Do you have an opinion?"

It's really wrong to laugh at your girlfriend's technical skills.

Matsuda Jinping nodded: "Then I'll be more tactful next time."

Well, laugh a little softly.

Hagiwara Kenji: ...

Good guy.

The author has something to say:

I tested it carefully.

The knuckles are held, and the fingers can be turned into the mouth.

Don't ask me how I measured it :D.

感谢在2022-07-0218:31:34~2022-07-0319:24:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Songtiantian lying on my bed;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!