Do Sanwu girls dream of curly police officers?

Everyone is curious, the head teacher pushed his glasses, and resolutely opened Momo Sakai's homework - she really wanted to know the mysterious Yokohama!

Class teacher: Excited jpg.

Look at the title, well, it's nothing special.

——"Report of the Five Major Professionals"

... This word is really elegant, it seems that it was added in the last hour.

Oh, and a hint?

The head teacher carefully read the big characters written in the most prominent position.

——The investigation results are too real, which can easily cause strong discomfort. Non-combatants please evacuate quickly.

The head teacher sneered, his glasses reflecting: I have been a head teacher for so many years, what scene have I not seen?

She calmly opened her homework.

The career survey report is actually a way for students to learn about their future careers, and most of the questions they ask are questions that the public cares about.

Most of the parties surveyed will answer some positive words - after all, they can't just be social animals, one generation after another (the devil whispers).

[The first question: Excuse me, everyone's occupation.

Edogawa Ranpo: A famous detective.

ps. Taotao's explanation: Because Brother Luanbu is the most powerful detective, he is a famous detective. 】

Class teacher: All right.

【Kunikida Doppo: I used to be a math teacher. 】

The head teacher sighed: My former colleagues...

[Tanizaki Naomi: Student, name is Tanizaki Naomi, sex. Female, favorite person is elder brother, favorite thing is [beep——] elder brother.

ps. Taotao's explanation: I really can't write that word by hand, Taotao. 】

The teacher in charge fell silent.

[Osamu Dazai: The former mafia. 】

The head teacher nodded: So it was the former mafia.

……

???

What kind of party, what kind of hand party, what kind of mafia? !

The head teacher almost didn't come up in one breath: Can this kind of thing be investigated? !

The teacher in charge forcibly calmed down and continued watching.

[Matsuda Jinpei: Police from the Explosion Division. 】

Class teacher: This is good, this is good...

[Second question: What is the daily work of the profession? 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: Eat snacks, accept commissions, take a look, ask someone to buy snacks, go back to the detective agency, eat snacks. 】

The head teacher showed envious eyes: so easy...

Hey, there are hints below...

Taotao explained: Brother Luanbu is a detective, so he can see the truth at a glance-here is a reminder, others can't-if you want to relax, it is recommended to change your brain first.

Taotao explained: Children, remember, don’t think that being a detective is just eating snacks—it’s too naive, little ones.

Taotao explained: No way, no way, no social animals really want to make money while eating snacks, right?

Taotao explained: This is the only one, and others cannot learn from it. It is recommended not to leave the original position and become a detective.

The head teacher who really thought about resigning: ...

【Kunikida Doppo: Organize courseware, prepare lessons, fight with students, approve homework, call parents. 】

The teacher in charge was tearful: Yes, yes, it is my daily life!

[Tanizaki Naomi: Listen to lectures, write homework, correct homework, [beep——] brother. 】

The homeroom teacher is confused: What is the daily life of this Yokohama student...brother?

Yokohama students roared: Don't generalize——!

[Osamu Dazai: Fishing, fishing, pushing work to the little dwarf, fishing, playing games, scaring subordinates, getting into the water, fishing, recording the embarrassing things about the little dwarf, continuing to fish. 】

The head teacher took a deep breath.

Damn, I want to touch fish too——!

[Matsuda Jinpei: Training, writing reports, dismantling bombs, chasing girls, fighting with uncles, organizing files, and taking notes. 】

Class teacher: ... Is there something strange mixed in?

[The third question: Are there any difficulties at work? 】

[Edogawa Ranpo: Yes, there are some truths that can be seen at a glance, and those idiots still question Ranpo-sama! 】

The head teacher feels sorry for the idiots.

[Kunikida Doppo: Except for some students making trouble and some parents making trouble for no reason, there is no difficulty. 】

The head teacher burst into tears: bosom friend!

[Tanizaki Naomi: The school does not allow me to be in public [beep——] Brother, Naomi is very sorry. 】

Class teacher: This kind of thing should not be allowed anyway!

【Osamu Dazai: Ah, that's too much.The boss is a scum, losing hair every day is not enough, but also let the minors lose their hair with him. Because of this, the little boy can't cross the 1.6-meter mark because of working overtime every day.A co-worker is not loved by a co-worker. I just stole a few black cards from him, blew up a few motorcycles on him, made him my dog, and it hurts so much for him to beat someone! 】

The head teacher substituted that colleague...

Hard, fist hard!

The homeroom teacher took a deep breath, exhaled, and quickly adjusted his mentality to look at Mr. Policeman's answer - he would definitely say "for the benefit of the public", woohoo, what a reliable Mr. Police Officer!

The class teacher will turn the page of the report.

[Matsuda Jinpei: Oh, yes, those old men who sit in high positions based on their age are so annoying, and they also use shady. 】

head teacher:……

Is this something that can be said? !

……

The head teacher closed the report and closed his eyes.

The next day, she quietly asked Taotao: "Are all Yokohama people's careers so interesting?"

Taotao shook her head: "Mr. Matsuda is from Tokyo."

head teacher:……

She was lost in thought.

Why is it that a Tokyo native mixed into this report is not at all awkward?

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算是番外吧。感谢在2022-06-2215:52:11~2022-06-2314:54:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Xianyun Villa Zhuxuan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!