life is embarrassing

Xiaoxue went straight to Sawada's house immediately after leaving the Urahara store, and was not surprised to find that Tsunayoshi Sawada looked bitter.It's like eating [beep——], no, hell?It doesn't seem to be very similar... Hey!Am I that scary?Do you need to "kneel" to me!

"Xiaoxue, weren't you taken away by aliens! TAT" Tsunayoshi Sawada fell to the ground and couldn't even get up, pointing his trembling fingers at the impossible children.

Taken away by aliens? !Damn, Xiami's memory replacement device is as useless as Ah Gang!I would be happy if I could be taken away by aliens, the earth is dangerous!There is no need to suffer the resentment of you waste material here!

"They said I was too special and not universal, and asked me to take you there." Xiaoxue's expression of "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell" vividly frightened Sawada Tsunayoshi.

Because a certain person really couldn't stand the blow, and completely fainted, A Gang, you are too good-for-nothing, I really want to be black-bellied to you!I shouldn't be kind to you just because you are useless, oh hehehe, Gang, I will educate you well and bully you well!Let's XD while you're not the devil's plaything.

"Xiaoxue, are aliens fun?" Zetian's mother smiled softly, as if she didn't care about the authenticity of this topic at all.

What is a strongman, this is it! ...Being inferior, what else can I say about this person who can be trusted!Mama Zetian, you are perfect!It is said that the heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.But when I met you, I understand, my heart is full of love, watching perverts, ghosts and animals is very loving...

"Auntie is just fine, I'm going home first."

————————————————— Fell down on his big bed ————————————————

The Grim Reaper is not only comfortable to cut, but it is also very troublesome. Although you can see the handsome guy... but there is still Aizen, if it becomes his chess piece or a test product, it will be a tragedy.

But what is even more troublesome is that Urahara Kisuke seems to know himself, but if my memory is correct, it should be impossible.Forget it, let fate decide everything.

Take out a one-yuan coin from your pocket, Xiaoxue’s plan is like this, the word will become the god of death, the flower will keep its place, and go to sleep if it stands upright, if it disappears, it means that everything is a dream, if it becomes two... I will throw it every day coin!

The first time it was a word, Xiaoxue comforted herself that it was a coincidence.The second time is still words. Could it be that there are words on both sides of the coin?The third time, perhaps because of impatience, Xiaoxue used too much force, and the coin flew out of the window, and Xiaoxue chased it out with tears like kelp.

OMG, guess what I saw!His black hair couldn't hide his proud Danfeng eyes, and there was a weird smile on the corner of his mouth, he knew him even when he turned into ashes,... Kyouya Hibari!Two, it looks like there is Xiaoxue's one dollar at his feet!

To take or not to take?This is a very serious problem that concerns life safety.

"Disturb morality, bite and kill!" Woo~ What did I do to outrageous things!I didn't arrive late, and I didn't leave early... Hibari Kyouya, I don't know you before, why did you attack me as soon as you kidnapped me?Didn't I just throw a dollar? !

Xiaoxue dodged back instinctively, but she didn't know that this was an even bigger mistake. "I'm sorry, I was wrong. Goodbye."

After saying that, Xiaoxue ran away immediately, oh my god, this battle madman will kill people~ I have decided, I will become the god of death just for that Shunpo!Run away fast! 36 Walking is the best strategy, if you don't run fast, you deserve to die!

5555555555, profiteer~ I'm coming~ I'm here to learn Shunpo~

-------------------------Come to the dividing line of Uncle Xi's shop--------------- ----------------

"Kisuke Urahara! I want to be the God of Death~(≧▽≦)/~la la la" Xiaoxue quickly ran into the Urahara store, and passed out after saying this.I can't do it... I'm exhausted, I'm too tired from running, it seems that I must learn.

"Oh..." Kisuke Urahara looked at the unconscious man with a smile, and shook his fan, "It's really interesting, the two people are so similar..."

"It's also possible that it's the same person." A black cat flashed out, yes, it was Yoichi Sifengin.

When Xiaoxue woke up, she found that she was already in the underground training ground.But I still have to sigh, "It's so big, so amazing~," Hey, how did the whole different-dimensional space be made! !

"Hey~ who are you? Why are you here?" A boy with orange hair jumped in front of Xiaoxue, seeming a little depressed.

No, this soul is Kurosaki Ichigo?There is a chain on his chest, which has not been broken, which means that the plot has begun, Rukia is taken away by his elder brother, and Ichigo is going to save... Tsk tsk tsk... Poor boy, you will be miserable after a while, so let's take advantage of it Hurry up and burn the incense sticks now, at least you can die faster...

"She is Ms. Yue Canxue. I want to be the Shinigami too~ This is Kurosaki Ichigo, well... what I want you to do is to help save a friend." Kisuke Urahara was still smiling, and he still used his fan to cover his face.Damn, do you have acne?

"..." Xiaoxue and Ichigo were completely speechless to this person, so it would be better not to introduce just the name

Ichigo: Is this girl okay?To implicate innocent people?

Xiaoxue: Shall I help him? ?I'm doing you a favor, to prevent Beng Yu from being taken away, so that I will be able to confront Uncle Lanran and the others!

"But..." Ichigo wanted to speak, everyone please be quiet.

"Okay, okay, Ichigo, let's continue training." Kisuke Urahara kicked Ichigo away after speaking, with a look that you had no chance to refute.Wow!So handsome, kicking people with this kick is very cool~

"Then let's start too." Urahara Kisuke didn't hesitate to take out his crutches and tap Xiaoxue on the forehead... I don't know if it will leave a mark.

"Oh hehe, you must have the determination to die..."

------------------------ I am the dividing line into the inner world ------------------ --------------

Xiaoxue opened her eyes, 55555555, her head hurts so much, I remember when I hit that little girl, I was kicked down the pit by cutting off the causal lock...cut off the causal lock...kicked down the pit...felt the chain on my chest. Wuso... really broke, I'm not mentally prepared yet!

"Miss Xiaoyuki, the time is almost up." Urahara Kisuke's flattering voice sounded at this moment, and his hateful head was exposed at the mouth of the well.

Xiaoxue immediately made the same decision as Ichigo, that is, if I am still alive, I must beat you!

The inner world is much better than Ichigo, at least there are flowers, trees and rivers.It's not upside down, either.

"You're finally here." There was a magnetic voice, one could tell it was a handsome guy.

"Who?!" Xiaoxue immediately stood up, handsome guy, where are you?

"Who am I, you know, you've always known." The beautiful man, it turned out to be Aslan, this temperament is so beautiful!

"Aslan?"

"No." The man looked at Xiaoxue with black lines, and continued to talk to Xiaoxue patiently, "I will give you a chance to find me." After speaking, the world began to collapse, which made people a little unprepared.

The collapse of the world looks really shocking. It is different to be there in person. Remember the red in the animation?What kind of box is it like?Where is the red?Looking for Ah Hong... Come out quickly... Your mother, I am looking for you...

-----------------------------I am the dividing line outside the pit------------- -------------------

"Shop Manager, is she okay?" Xiaoyu, you are so kind.

"Tch, it's really useless!" Jinta really owes K!

"Hey, practice with me first~" Ichigo, are you not worried about me?Anyway, we...have known each other for a while.

"Hehe, it'll be fine, look~" Kisuke Urahara smiled brilliantly, pointing his fan in a certain direction.

That's right, Xiaoxue crawled out, and I heard what you said.Taking off the mask, he smiled sinisterly: "Hello everyone~Jinta...Is it itchy? Ichigo...haven't you heard of haste makes waste? And Uncle Xi...I really want to cut You..." Spit, gearing up, everyone hoped that I would come to educate and educate.

There was silence all around for a while, "Oh hehe, since we're out, let's eat first..." Kisuke Urahara clapped his hands and greeted everyone, as if he was about to rub the soles of his feet with oil.

"It's too late!" I kicked him in the back, if I don't give you a [beep——] today, I'll die another fucking time!

Then there was a violent beating and gunpowder smoke everywhere, and the world still has no peace.