life is embarrassing

Today is the first day of school, Xiaoxue is lying on the balcony, 【Ah, what a sunny day, I haven't had much fun recently, I can finally have fun. 】Huh?You ask why I don't go to school?yeah, why?Because I don't know the way, so I won't go. ^0^ Anyway, today is just a registration (excuse!)

Sawada Tsunayoshi next door hurried out of the house, as if afraid of being late.Xiaoxue smiled helplessly, and touched the ring on her hand. Almost all the textures on it can be recited, and she also figured out how to store it, and put some necessities in life, but there is no practice, it's too damn good!

As for the ability and duplication that the old man said, I'm sorry I still haven't figured it out... Forget it, let's go shopping on the street to see what new things are available recently.

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"Touch—!" There was a loud noise.More than half of a building collapsed, people were running around, shouting, the sky looked extremely oppressive, and the air was extremely turbid.

What's the matter?It's thundering?It's raining?Godzilla is here?Sergeant invaded?Inuyasha playing big swords?Gundam exploded?Or is Sagara Sousuke bombing again?There is no way, in this world, all possibilities must be thought of.

OMG!What did I see!Ah floating!There is a chain on the chest!

[Zheng], this word suddenly appeared in Xiaoxue's brain several times enlarged, wait a minute, wait a minute, there is "Zheng", it seems to have just died, that is to say... isn't it? !No way! !Xiaoxue raised her head sadly, the corners of her mouth twitching.

"Hee hee hee, delicious soul..." It seems to come from afar, but also seems to be by your side, the strange tone makes people shudder.

Jiong, why can I hear but not see?Morality!

"Damn, come out for me, don't hide if it's a man! Although whether it's a man is still to be verified, but do you think you can't cure you by hiding from my old lady! Damn! I fight without discrimination anyway, I'm a vegetarian Damn it, I’m an omnivore! I can shoot you flying without a weapon, and throw it into the space recycling bin to be reworked!” After speaking, Xiaoxue put into a fighting stance, raising her body’s vigilance to the highest level.You have long been a black horse, you better pray that I am alive, otherwise I will be a ghost, no, I will not let you go if I do it! !I won't let you go even if I'm lying!

"Hmm..." That Xu screamed, as if he was even more angry because his body was beaten by a tiny human being.

"Wow Kaka, you fucking damn ugly! I'm going to beat you until your mother doesn't even recognize you!" Look at this old lady who has opened her eyes to destroy you, a monster!People from harm!

"Xiaoxue, what are you doing?" (#‵′) Damn, Gang, why are you messing around, I know this is the main tutor, but it's the time of death, what are you doing here!Don't tell me you don't know you have a whole body on your back!

"Gang, get out of here!" Don't suddenly stare at me with embarrassing o(╯□╰)o, don't fall down, I know you're useless, I'm also in a mess right now, surrounded by ruins, but don't use your strengths now okay?Pay attention to the occasion, I don't have extra energy to control you.

Feeling that Xu was approaching Sawada Tsunayoshi, Xiaoxue felt something was wrong and immediately yelled, "Gang! Be careful! Get down!!"

I rushed over without even thinking about it, you must know that Nana's mother is really kind to me, and besides being a piece of trash, A Gang has a very kind heart.The last moment of consciousness was: Fuck, you deserved to be raped by that ghost Reborn, you are too careless, ah, didn't you say that the ring has a barrier?Lie to me!Deceive my feelings ah TAT!

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Xiaoxue looked angrily at the harmless smiling old man in front of her, "Old man! Didn't you say that the ring has a barrier! Why did I get shot!"

"Young man, there are no accidents in this world, only necessity."

(#`')Depend on!You COS Ikuko Witch! "Then you didn't tell me! I want compensation!"

"Compensation?" The old man glanced, as if he had expected her to say that.

"Yes, transform my body. If I want to become powerful, I can quickly learn various abilities." At least in the future, I won't be photographed flying away at every turn. It hurts so much!

"I thought you were going to become prettier?!" (⊙o⊙) huh?

I would if it was just the Wang Wang world, but ah, this world is dangerous.Tutor!God of death!Fortunately, Mi Monster...

"Okay, but you have to do something for me." The old man also had a calculating face, but he seemed to have a special feeling for Xiaoxue.

"Oh?" He raised his eyebrows, and it felt more like an exchange, "What can I tell you in advance."

"Find 5 Heart Stones"

"What is the Heart Stone? I haven't seen it before."

"This ring will heat up when it encounters the Heart Stone, just say 'Heed the call, the heart's desire' and the collection will be successful."

"You've figured it out a long time ago!" Xiaoxue pointed at him, her anger was out of control, she had no good intentions when she gave her the ring!

"Hehehe" the old man waved his hand, without much explanation, "The body has been transformed for you, are you going back soon too?" After a puff of smoke, Xiaoxue disappeared in place.

The old man didn't know what his expression was, and his tone was very emotional, "It's still the same as before... Xiaoxue."

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Xiaoxue opened her eyes and found that she was in a Japanese-style house, not her own home or Sawada Tsunayoshi's home, where is this...

"Oh, oh, I woke up... I thought I would sleep for a long time~" A very flat voice sounded.Green clothes, green hat, and the fan.It is indeed Uncle Xi's classic style, but I really want to ask, is this the only dress you have?

"Uncle, who are you?" Pretending is still necessary, this is a profiteer, I don't want to be eaten without a single bone left!

"555, really, although I haven't seen you for a long time, you won't forget me..." Xiami? ?I know you? ? Are you kidding??

The corner of Xiaoxue's mouth twitched, and she knew someone's personality very well, "Uncle, who are you, where is this place? I want to go home..." with a face like [I really don't know you, you have found the wrong person, please tell me quickly 】

"Really don't remember?" Don't suddenly cover your face with a fan, why cover your eyes if you cover it, do you think this is very distinctive?Mouth!

"I really don't know you!"

"==Are you hurting your brain?" Stop it!How could anyone have a brain injury hit with a hammer!You want to die, don't you!

"You bastard!" Xiaoxue finally couldn't bear it anymore and stomped him down. "Do you really want to die so much?!"

Urahara Kisuke, who was lying on the ground, was stunned for a moment, then he laughed haha, "It really looks alike..."

"Hey! Don't ignore my question!"

"Do you know what you hit?" You Zhe?If I don’t know, I will [beep——]!

Hit?Hit?false? (#‵′)Damn, so he is nearby, but he just watched and didn't save anyone! "have no idea."

"Hehehe, it's not good to lie... It's very interesting to say, especially what you said..."

what I said?Looking at the sky... the ceiling...

[TMD, come out for me, don't hide if it's a man!Although whether he is human or not remains to be verified, but you think you can't be cured if you hide from my old lady! ~ I rely on!Anyway, I am also a person who fights indiscriminately. Am I a vegetarian? TMD, I am omnivorous! !I can shoot you flying without a weapon, and throw it into the universe recycling bin to be remade! ] There is no loophole in this sentence.

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[Wow Kaka, you fucking damn ugly!I'm going to beat you until your mother doesn't even recognize you! ! 】Ugly...it looks like...

Xiaoxue broke into a cold sweat, "What do you want!" My mouth~

"Oh hehe, I just have a small favor for you to help." Urahara Kisuke flashed a hint of cunning, but he was not sure himself.

(#‵′) Damn, why does everyone say this!Can we change the subject?But people have to bow their heads under the roof.

"What are you busy with?"

"Oh hehe, do you want to be the god of death?"

"Let me think about it." Although becoming a god of death has the opportunity to see Xiaobai, but there is still Aizen who is a ghost!There are many handsome guys, but there are too many official matches.

"Oh hehe, then I'll give you one day." After speaking, Kisuke Urahara closed his fan, eyes with a little warmth, but who knows if it's true or not "My name is Kisuke Urahara"

"Yue Canxue." But I seem to have forgotten one thing, to be precise, it was a person.

"Ah!" Ah Gang!Kid Tsunayoshi Sawada! "Excuse me, did you see the person with me?"

"Oh, you're talking about the boy with the orange hair, I let him go home first."

Shrimp!I went home before I was too brave!See if I don't repay you well when I get home!