life is embarrassing

"Why are you crying, it's so ugly." Skylark frowned and looked at the tearful person in front of him, with no emotion in his eyes, "If you cry again, I'll bite you to death."

"What!! You bastard!! Do you know how important the first kiss is to us girls!!!!" Xiaoxue completely forgot about Skylark's horror, and shouted at him, "The first kiss is for the ones you like Human!! It must be very sacred!! It must be in a very good environment!! You bastard!!!!"

"Do you want to give it to someone you like?" The corner of his mouth slightly raised, looked at Xiaoxue, and pinched her chin, "Then what should I do if I take it away?"

"You have to be responsible to me!!"... Xiaoxue suddenly raised her words to ORZ... Immediately continued, "Until I find a boyfriend!!"

Yunque's eyes turned cold, his smile disappeared, and his murderous aura spread, "Then who am I to you?"

"Huh?" Can't the brain turn around?When did you jump to this topic?Didn't announce it?

"He's your friend, what about me?"

He means... Yukimura?Recalling what Skylark said [I don’t need that kind of emotion], if I treat him as a friend... I will bite him to death_... "You are... someone I know." (ˇˇ) (very innocent answer)

(╰_╯)#(╰_╯)#(╰_╯)#(╰_╯)#(╰_╯)#"Do you want to be bitten to death!"

o(>﹏<)o No...what did I say wrong! ! ! /(ㄒoㄒ)/...Then what do you want me to say... "Are you... a companion?"

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"I suggest that we watch Yamamoto's battle first and then discuss this issue..." I swallowed, what am I going to say...! ! "If the school is given [beep——] by them, it will be bad."

"Hmph..." Skylark didn't even know how to leave.

Concise and clear... The world is so beautiful... Which bastard said that! !I hate this world! !You say you are a lark! !You are a domestic animal anyway! !How can you be a ghost! !You can just continue your fighting madness! !As long as it's not me...

I just don't get it! !Why Gang and the others are observing at a close distance, and I am here to accompany a certain bird to blow the wind! !Are you inspecting? ?If you are withdrawn, don't drag me, okay? !Do you know that if the belt is broken, I will have many people trouble you! !

Gradually, there is fog around us, huh?Pineapple is here and I'm hungry...look around, TMD! ! !A vast expanse of whiteness! !What kind of mosaic! !Are you doing something shameful!You have kidnapped and trafficked women from good families, and you still want to gang up! !

"What's wrong with you?" Skylark frowned and looked at the resentful person, thinking about something messy?

"Does Skylark love all perverts... to be special?"

"..." Skylark was as tangled as Xiaoxue.

"You have no experience?" How could it be possible! !Aren't you also a pervert? !Don't fool the masses! !

"..."

I just shut up...don't look at me with such disdain.I'm telling the truth and I don't mean to insult you at all.I'm just curious... Really just curious...

Actually... Skylark, are you sure you can see it? ? !visible? ? ! ! !It's so white and misty...and we are sitting so high...without binoculars, are we here to watch? ?Could it be that just because you've been with Dino who can't live without subordinates...you started to take the Queen's route?

Do you want that leather whip... Wearing tights, wearing lipstick, cocking your thighs, flicking the whip... Then shouting "Wow... Get drunk on my style..."... …

Xiaoxue's brain froze due to the cramming in her brain. ORZ... Skylark... You don't want a queen... It's really not suitable for you...

Actually... I really planned to watch Yamamoto's game... It's just that people are not as good as God... No... A-Tian told me that something happened, and Sea Bird and Rukia were about to cry to my family The wall is broken... Are they imitating that Meng Jiangnu? !

ORZ... really knows how to pick time... "Skylark, something happened at my house, let's go first."

"==..." Someone ignored me, so let's treat it as if he agreed... I'm gone... I'm really gone... I'm really ignoring me... ╮(╯▽╰)╭...

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As soon as he entered the house, he was greeted by a black shadow.

"Get up!!! You are not allowed to lie on Xiaoxue's body!!!" Ah Tian's head was full of veins, and he was holding someone's collar tightly with his hands, as if he had endured it for a long time.

"55555555555555 Xiaoxue..." A certain bird/(ㄒoㄒ)/..., don't wipe your nose and tears on me! ! !

"Xiaoxue..." There was a figure pressing on Haiyan's body, so...

"Damn!!! I'm going to be crushed by you guys!!! Get up!!!" TMD! ! ! !There's no need to be so excited! ! !Isn't it death and resurrection? !Never seen it!Actually...have never seen...

When they all calmed down, the so-called quietness was suppressed by Ah Tian with [violent means].Sure enough, Ah Tian is a must-have for home travel! ! !I told them the reason of the matter, and it turned out...

"Wow...Xiaoxue..." The two showed signs of rushing forward again.

"Ah Tian!!! Close the door!! Close the window!! Turn off the lights!!! Let me go!!"

"==He's still at the Urahara store..."

"Then go ahead!!! Ah!! You bastard!! Don't press me!!!"

Everything was good today except after a hard fight tonight...I seem to be forgetting something? ?what? ? ?Always feel that there is something very important...

The next day, Rukia will take Sea Bird back to Jingling Court to take care of it.

"Then Xiaoxue, Lukia and I are going back first, you should be careful." Someone still had a playful smile on his face, looking at the gentle girl with nostalgic eyes, I will come to you soon.

"Well, I got it." Let's go... speed! ! !Talk about efficiency! ! !Is there a Grim Reaper Mafia or a floating cloud? !

"Xiaoxue, thank you for saving Master Haiyan." Rukia, don't cry again! ! !What if Cabbage seeks revenge on me! !You must know that I am very afraid of this person!

"Yes...thank you" Haiyan hugged the person in front of her (a certain bird put on the temporary remains invented by Uncle Xi), it's so good... she and she are both alive, and we can still see and feel each other, very nice.Thank you for saving me, you also care about me...Xiaoxue...we will never be separated again...

In Haiyan's arms, I felt so warm that I even forgot to push him away.Some were reluctant to part with this hug, and gently hugged him back, "Welcome back, Haiyan."

"I'm back." He hugged him even tighter, afraid that this was just a dream, a short and fragile dream.Only in this way can he prove that he is still alive and that she is by his side.

Often such a touching scene is rarely disturbed by anyone...but...

"Daughter!!! What are you doing!!!" Two extremely loud voices appeared.

...Xiaoxue shivered and pushed the sea bird away, "Mom and Dad, you are back..."

"Daughter... is this your boyfriend? Not bad..." A certain mother turned into a biological researcher and began to dissect a certain bird.

"Look at his eyelashes!! He must be a delinquent boy!! He still dares to hug you!! He must be plotting against you!! He... (Timed 10 minutes)" A certain dad turned into a demon, tormenting him fiercely with his eyes a certain bird.

Hey... If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have let Sea Bird wear the skeleton... I regret it...

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Location: home

Characters: Dad, Mom, Xiaoxue, Haiyan and A Tian

Event: Puppy Love

"Say!!! What are your plans for my daughter!!!" A father pointed at Haiyan with an AK47 he got from no one knew where.

"Dad!! I told you that he is my friend!!!" I really can't bear it, there is such a fuss! ! ! !Where did you take out that gun!Put it back for me! ! !

"555555555555555555 Xiaoxue, don't you want a father??..." A certain father looked at his daughter with tears in his eyes, still biting what looked like a handkerchief in his mouth.

"Ah...how long have you known each other?..." A certain mother had reflective eyes and a notebook in her hand! !Don't play COS at this time, okay? !Don't pretend to be dry! ! ! !

"Auntie, Xiaoxue and I have known each other for a long time." A certain bird is shy?touching the back of his head. (Why do I feel a little wrong??)

"Who allowed you to call me that!!!" A certain dad exploded into a small universe and turned into a Super Saiyan.

"Uncle, Uncle!! Don't get excited!! We've been together for a long time (staying in the soul world for several years), and we still live together (living in my house)."

"What!!!!" A certain dad has a tendency to evolve, is he going to become Bumpman this time?Hello! !Put the kitchen knife back in the kitchen for me! ! !They all say don't take messy things! !

"Husband... how could you do this..." Mom held Dad back affectionately? ? ! !Saying to us "Go elope... Mommy supports you! Leave everyone else alone!!!"

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I am completely hopeless! ! !Rukia! !Don't think that I don't know if you hide away like a god of death and your eyes are shining! ! !You fucking don't know how to stun them or use memory converters! ! !

There was no other way, I pulled a certain bird who was completely sluggish in my mother's "affectionate words", and ran to Uncle Xi's place... I will suffer when I get home...

"(*^__^*) Hee hee...Xiaoxue...Auntie told us to elope..."

"Pa——" a crossroad climbed up, "You want [death] I can fulfill you!!"

"No...Xiaoxue!! Master Haiyan is coming back...you can do it if you want to fight..." The two of them...the relationship is really good...I don't know...

"Lukia..." A certain bird wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Elope? You bastard... what did you do again?" A cold voice swept over Xiaoxue's back.

...囧... Are you always everywhere?lark! ! !Aren't you supposed to [beep——] with the stallion! ! !

"Who is Xiaoxue?" Haiyan looked at Yunque vigilantly, this person gave him a very bad feeling, very annoying! !And this look...

...Why do you feel that the murderous intent is so heavy? ? ? ?There is a feeling of... going to fight? ? ? ? ! !

"Xiaoxue, what a coincidence..." Stallion, you still appeared... I am so grateful to you... I simply regard you as amen! "Is it your boyfriend? Hold it tight..."

"Gather together, bite and kill." The murderous intent is getting heavier and heavier! !Their hands are still holding each other! !Really want to die, don't you! !