life is embarrassing

"I'm back... Ah Tian..." Rubbing his hair, hey... I'm really envious... I almost treat myself like an animal...

"Well, I'm going to cook dinner." A certain person jumped out of Xiaoxue's arms and turned into a human to cook.

Go upstairs and come to Haiyan's room.Looking at Haiyan who is still in a coma...haven't woken up yet?How long are you going to sleep... I sat next to him.

"Seabird... If you don't get up again, I think I'll have to return the product to Ms. Yuzi." He poked at his [false eyebrows] who had been skeptical, "Why are they so long??"

……

"Do you think you will re-read Mao after you go back? Maybe even the vice-captain will have to re-examine..."

……

"Damn! If you don't wake up, I'll throw you to the fourth team! Or study it for Uncle Xi~!"

Someone's hand twitched visibly, and his eyelids moved.It seems that the body is really honest... It's even more honest than the master's... ╮(╯▽╰)╭...

"!!!Seabirds...seabirds...wake up...there are fish to eat..." Xiaoxue shook excitedly, wasn't it a hallucination just now?

"Hmm..." Haiyan barely opened her eyes, saw a familiar person, heard a familiar voice, and a trace of relief flashed in her eyes, "I really died..."

It turned out that I really woke up! ! !I thought it was just the [reflexive condition] of being scared by me... To be honest, I also had it... I pinched his face viciously, "Damn! Show me clearly!!! Do I seem to be dead? ?!!!"

"(⊙o⊙) Ah! Xiaoxue! When did you dye your hair?" Someone rubbed his eyes and hugged Xiaoxue all at once, as if he wanted to rub Xiaoxue into his arms. "Where is this place?"

"In this world. First: I am not dead. Second: You are not dead." With a warm smile, he would hug the person he had missed for a long time in front of him, and finally said the words he hadn't said for a long time, "Seabird..."

"Pa—" Haiyan fainted from fright.

...I really can't stand the blow...Xiaoxue sighed helplessly...Do you really want to die?Want me to be buried with you? !

"Master Haiyan!!!" A black figure rushed into the window of Xiaoxue's house, pay attention to [Rush in].So the window broke as expected... that person was Rukia.

"My window...my bulletproof glass..." Xiaoxue looked at the broken glass with great sorrow...it's very expensive...can't you come in through the door? ! ! !

"Eh?! Xiaoxue!! Why are you here?!" Rukia found Xiaoxue mourning beside her.

"Pa——" a red cross appeared on Xiaoxue's head, "This is my home, I'm not here!!! Over there!!!!" Furious! ! !You just felt his spiritual pressure, didn't you feel mine? !What kind of quality is this! !Are you happy ignoring me? !

"Can Xiaoxue explain? Why does Master Haiyan..."

"This is not a petrel, but a seabird. He is a child of a glass bead. This sentence started a long, long time ago... Once upon a time, there was a forest..." Xiaoxue explained seriously...

"..." Lukia, who was struck by lightning, "Sea...seabird." "Pa—" This one also stopped.

Was it really that shocking to poke Rukia's sleeping face?Why don't I feel that? ?Has the psychological education in the soul world lagged behind after I left?

"Leave them alone, come and eat." Ah Tian was wearing a pink bib and a pink turban on his head, so cute...so...

"Ah Tian..." Xiaoxue immediately pounced on her and hung it around A Tian's neck, "Will you just keep wearing it like this from now on?"

Xiaoxue answered... 2 chestnuts. T0T I'm just expressing my true meaning... Is it okay not to be like this...

"Someone is looking for you downstairs, go down quickly." Ah Tian mercilessly dragged Xiaoxue down.

"Long time no see, Xiaoxue." =0=Why are you...

"Yi, Murata, why did you come to my house??"

"Actually... poof... hehehe...it's better for you to say for yourself." Murata twitched on the side, obviously holding back his laughter.

Li said [I'm really unlucky], [You don't have to laugh like this]! ! !He took out his right hand that had been hidden in his pocket all the time, untied layers of bandages, and inside was... [Paulflam]! ! ! OMG! ! ! !

"Are you every day in COS Beautiful Bird??" Xiaoxue suppressed a smile, wow...this look is so cute....

"Favourable!! How dare you tie me with a bandage!!!" The miniature version of Paul Flam kept hitting, but no matter how you looked at it, it seemed to be flirting.

"...You can't be quieter!!!" Li went crazy.

"It's really an arrangement of fate~~ Let me be the right hand to supervise whether you have an affair outside!!!"

"How can I be so unlucky!!! Xiaoxue!! You must save me!! Do you have a solution??!"

"Haha~~ This kind of thing haha~~ It's better to find Anisia, haha~~"

"I'm fed up!!! Why grow my hands!!!"

"Murata, do you think it will be restored if we cut off his right hand?" Xiaoxue suggested kindly.

"It's indeed a way...do you want to try it, it will be beneficial?" He smiled darkly.

"Stop joking!!" (#‵′) Convex...! ! ! !You guys! ! !

"I have a question... If it's really crazy, then there will be no Paulvram?" Xiaoxue seriously reminded this slow-brained person, you won't be really crazy to solve it!

"...It should be. So it's better to go back to the real demon and solve it..." Murata's glasses flashed, and he gave Xiaoxue a vague look.

"Why didn't you say it sooner!!!"

"Because... it's funny how Li is at a loss..." Murata smiled innocently, but we felt a chill... It's scary... The real king hasn't been played by him...

"No!! I want to be with Lili!!!" Paulvram was tied to XXOO again.

"Then let's go... Xiaoxue..." Murata greeted happily.

"Goodbye... Xiaoxue" greeted decadently.

"Goodbye...O(∩_∩)Oha!" This is a smile imitating someone, with a black belly.

"I don't believe you can't undo such a simple magic!" Ah Tian went downstairs after they left, looking at the proud Xiaoxue with contempt.

"Hohohoho...don't you think this is very interesting?...Oh hehehehe..." Shouting up to the sky...it's really fun...

"...How are the two upstairs going to solve it..." Ah Tian continued to show contempt.

"Well, let Rukia take him back to Soul Soul Realm." That's the place that suits him, where there are his sister, his brother, and his teammates, and that's his home.

"Xiaoxue..." Ah Tian looked at Xiaoxue who was drinking the soup, took a small step back intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a little fear, "I just accidentally dropped...the rag in the soup...and didn't take it out..."

"Pfft——!!! Ah Tian!!! You are fucking big on purpose!!!!"

After ravaging A-Tian, ​​he made chicken soup again and took him to the hospital to see Shinichi...

However, if I knew that I was the unlucky person after the benefits, I believe I would be happy to accompany them back to the true demon, but who knows what will happen in the future?

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When I came to Xinyi's ward, I found that there were other people in it... Kid Huiyuan Ai.It’s really a child... To be honest, I like this person very much... I like this person more than Xiaolan, provided that she doesn’t grow up... O(∩_∩)O haha~

Smiling and pushing open the door, I noticed some subtle changes in their atmosphere, "Conan, I came to see you..., is the little sister also Conan's 'friend'?"

"=,.=" Shinichi, the expression that ruins your image...

"Yeah... big sister, I'm leaving." [Innocence and cuteness]... [Lively and shy]... The little girl walked out quickly with a smile.What are you doing in such a hurry?

...What a powerful face change! ! !The child of today...she doesn't seem to be a child...hey...the young man of today...he was worried and angry just now, why did he suddenly become so lolita?

"You scared her..." Conan took Xiaoxue's chicken soup and began to drink, a smile flashed in his eyes.

"Yo... You are very concerned... Is it yours..." Xiaoxue raised her little finger and looked at a certain child who was drinking soup with a wicked smile.

"Cough cough cough!!!" Conan looked at the evil man with a blushing face, seeming very angry, "You!! Ke cough cough!!!" Does this man know his own intentions? ! !

"Be careful... Don't be guilty... Look, your face is blushing... I won't tell Xiaolan that you are cheating..."

That was scared by you~! ! !How can I cheat! ! "She is...a member of that organization,...didn't I tell you?" Someone tried hard to recall.

"No! Not at all!! But... I still know something." The corner of Xiaoxue's mouth slightly raised, I know better than you!

"I knew it!!" Conan looked contemptuously at the proud man, ready to ignore it completely.

At this time the door opened, and Xiaolan came in, followed by Hattori and Kazuha.But they all looked at Xiaoxue who appeared in this ward with surprise on their faces, it seemed amazing? ? ? ?

"Hi everybody……"

"Xiaoxue, you come to see Conan too..." Xiaolan also looked at Xiaoxue tenderly, but there was something else in her eyes "Conan would like to thank sister Xiaoxue..."

"...Thank you...Xiaoxue...sister..."

What do you mean by so many pauses! !Is it intentional! ! !

"Hee hee... Sorry kid..." Hattori squeezed Conan's face and smiled, "Come on, call 'Brother Heiji...'"

... Hattori children's shoes... I don't see any signs of pedophilia in you! ! !

"When will Conan be discharged from the hospital?"

"I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow. The doctor said...he will recover very quickly."

It's very fast, okay? !That's inhuman... shit! !I am human! !It's just that it's not an ordinary human being... (*^__^*) hee hee...

"The current law and order is getting worse...!" I don't know who sighed.Yes, the Mafia, Vampires, Vampires... Law and order is really bad...

"Then let's talk...it's late, and I'm leaving too." Tonight is Yamamoto's battle...

"Then I'll see you off~" Xiaolan was a little worried, and seemed to have something to say.

"No need, take good care of Conan... Goodbye everyone... Be good, Conan..." Xiaoxue probably guessed what she wanted to say, didn't she just want me to confirm whether Conan is Shinichi?

"Understood...Xiaoxue...goodbye, sister."—Conan who was still helpless and despised.

"Goodbye."

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Not long after leaving the door of the ward, I saw Yunque leaning against the corridor of the hospital with a face of "keep close to strangers, and kill offenders".There is no one around, in fact, I am still a human being.

"..." Such a serious murderous intent..., he shouldn't be waiting for me...Well, it definitely won't be me! ! !I'm air...he can't see me...I'm air...he can't see me...

"Stop!" Yunque looked at Xiaoxue coldly, with a straight face, as if very angry, "Come on the roof."

...It's not a fight, is it? ? ?By the way, how did he know I was here? ?Did he click the radar on me? ?Xiaoxue went up with him with a stiff body [same hands and feet].

Unexpectedly, there were other people on the rooftop! ! !A couple is there, mouth to mouth, or something.A very miraculous scene, a very arrogant scene, was seen by a very conservative person.

"Skylark, let's go somewhere else." If you disturb someone's relationship, you will be kicked by a donkey.

"..." Skylark ignored me and walked straight over, "If you don't want to be bitten by me, leave."

"Who are you kid!!!" The man stood up, he seemed dissatisfied with being disturbed, and he didn't seem to feel the killing intent of Skylark, "What's wrong with me right here?!"

囧..."He didn't mean it, but...you can go." Although this is a hospital, you will hurt many people's eyes if you fight here. It's not good for children to learn...

"Damn... I [beep--], today I will teach you a good lesson and [beep--] you." The man seemed to have not awakened yet, and he became even more arrogant.

After a complicated face, Skylark revealed a bloodthirsty smile? "Oh...do you want to die so much?"

"You [beep——], my dear...let them know how powerful you are!" The woman also began to join the battle.

"Okay... baby..." They just made out in front of me and Skylark.I vomit... at least you guys look better! ! ! !One looks like an ape and hasn't fully evolved, and the other looks like... a hippopotamus (female).

"Skylark, let's change the place..." Standing in front of them and facing Skylark, I really don't want to look at their faces.Don't want people to study what I eat for a day.

"Damn girl!! Get out of the way!!" The ape-man pushed me.

Well, I didn't [overwhelm] Hibari on purpose, I didn't [not get up] on top of him on purpose.Instead... my mouth was actually on top of his mouth! ! ! !Xiaoxue was frightened silly! ! ! [Brain restarting]...

Still unwilling to face the reality, continue to press on the skylark, keep the shape, [brain restart]...

Still not giving up, [Brain Restart]...

……

Give up the fantasy, accept the reality, and immediately raised his head, "My!!!!!! First!!! Kiss!!! Ah!!!!" Yundou flying in the air was startled by Xiaoxue's sudden scream Lost balance, hit her on the back of the head...

Pressing her head down again... She still kissed someone on the lips with great precision, and now Xiaoxue wanted to die! ! ! ! !My second kiss! ! ! ! ! !

With an ambiguous smile in the corner of Yunque's eyes, he helped Xiaoxue up from the crash, "Hehehehe..." Then two meteors appeared in the sky... (the perpetrator was shot away)

"5555555555555555555" Xiaoxue sat there with tears streaming down her face, my first kiss and my second kiss just disappeared...so oolong gone! ! !At least give a prelude! ! !The only good thing is...he's a handsome guy too...but...my first kiss...! ! ! !

"Why are you crying? It's so ugly. If you cry again, I'll bite you to death."