life is embarrassing

After taking a shower, it's cool to put on clean clothes. I want to have such a big bathroom when I go back.

Went to the lobby to look for benefits, huh?Why is everyone sitting and looking at me?And it seems unfriendly?I saw countless dark clouds and yellow lightning again.

"Favourable, when shall we go back?" The magnetic field here is not suitable for me, it seems to be hostile.I found a seat and sat down, which happened to be on the favorable side. I didn't intend to take revenge on Wolfram... O(∩_∩)O "I have something urgent." Is the Obsidian incident in a hurry?

"Hehe... that... does Xiaoxue know what I am?... No, not... I mean... ah!" Li seemed distressed, and his hair was messed up.

I tilted my head, is it necessary to be so entangled? "Isn't it the devil? There are many in RPG games."

"Hey... Koyuki..." Murata Kazuri said in unison speechlessly. (The background is a huge black line)

"You woman!" Wolfram stood up angrily, his handsome face twisted.

Xiaoxue looked at him with a smile, as if she was very shy, "Correct me, she is only 12 years old, she is a girl..." So!Someone older than you can only be a girl!

"Hey! Impossible!" Mingming is about my age!Why is it younger than me!How is this possible!No!This is not the point!The point is!She actually knew that I was the Demon King!

"Li Yi, how can you disbelieve me so much." Holding a "handkerchief" that looked like a tablecloth on the table, he wiped his tears, "My... I came to this unfamiliar place alone... the only thing I can compare with you." A certain [fiancé] who was extremely patient for a while haha... I am so mad at you! !

"Comparison?" Others were also waiting for my next words, well... gossip is human nature.

"It's more loving..." He deliberately pulled Shihua's profit, his face flushed slightly, "Why don't you show me my household registration book when I go back? Let's register by the way."

"Registration what?" Everyone was still very united, do you really not know, or cooperate with me in acting?Murata, your lenses are reflecting!

"It's nothing, it's probably a marriage registration." Murata Yuko said such a powerful remark in a tone that said the weather was really good that day.

Wolfram's kitty's cats exploded, angrily pulled Xiaoxue up, and knocked over the tableware in front of her with his hands. "I'm going to fight you! I'm the fiancée who has the advantage."

"Ah! Wolfram!" Li returned to his normal state and began to pick up the [fork] on the ground. It was a [fork].

So for a while I didn't know how to react, 囧... (Pick up a fork and a knife, and announce that you want to win the love, because the fork represents a love triangle, and the knife represents a declaration of war) This is not the first time for you!Anyway, let's have a long memory, okay?Do I fight Leigh, or Wolfram?

"You scared Xiaoxue..." Murata patted me reassuringly, ignoring his dark face when he saw my twitching expression, "She was scared stupid."

Murata!I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.If you want to drink medicine, I will hand you the bottle, if you want to hang yourself, I will give you the rope, if you want to jump off a building, I will wave a small handkerchief to see you off!

"Xiaoxue..." Lili also came over to comfort her, in fact, you are also the godfather, right? "I'm sorry, Wolfram, come and apologize!"

"Hmph!" He turned his head, looking proud of me.I don't blame you for being arrogant, I've seen someone more arrogant than you! [Skylark] I have seen [Narcissus] who is more queen than you

I was angry, I was angry, I slapped the table and stood up and said, "You gay! I tell you!! I prefer to be tough! You are cunning, old-fashioned, despicable, shameless, obscene, useless, slippery, Old fox, black hearted, heartless, shameless, unqualified, good villain, big bully, shame-faced, insane, bloodless and tearless, both human and gods are angry, heaven and earth do not tolerate, cold-blooded animals, in vain for primates, no wonder people will Hate you!"

Jiong, what's all this... There is a sound of gasping all around, shit!Have you never seen someone curse?As soon as my old lady opened her eyes, she knew that you are all monsters, and it is beneficial to harm you!Stray into impure areas!

Glaring at them, he changed his tone and continued. He didn’t notice that other people were holding their foreheads. They were happy and happy, embarrassing, and twitching. Dude laughed at you for lack of connotation and the art of speaking! Do you know how to duel?! You thought it was Spain! Ah, you have never been there, I don’t know, you are too, you have no knowledge, no culture, no connotation, it’s fine, but But you can’t even study, and you’re too lazy to leave! A duel is a duel, come and take out your fruit knife to compare!” Oh hehehe, he turned black.

"Xiaoxue is amazing." Murata clapped his hands, watching the show was very enjoyable, but... "You can come here alone to find benefits, and you can even speak the language here"

At this time, everyone is looking at me, as if they want to see through me... This person is indeed the invisible boss...

I coughed, and suddenly felt a chill, "This is my ability. I can know some other people's past through physical contact, but this is random." Many people use this excuse, which is popular.

"Xiaoxue, then you know?" Li gestured.

"Lili wants to keep it a secret for me. I don't want too many people to know about my curse, and you don't want me to be dragged to the laboratory for autopsy."

He wanted to smile but found that his body froze, and his whole body felt as if it was on fire, "Ah!!" screamed.

"What's wrong?!" Everyone realized that something was wrong and immediately gathered around.

I also want to know, suddenly the hair turns silver again, and the eyes are red, what, what's going on!Did you make a mistake!Could it be that the Moyuquan is also a pirated product? !

"Sure enough, even though Xiaoxue is a human from Earth, she also has magical powers after receiving this curse." Murata pushed his glasses and continued to explain, "It seems that the sudden skyrocketing caused it to be uncontrollable and absorbable, which is beneficial." He gestured with his eyes.

"Eh? Me?" Li pointed to himself.Hey, there are some people who can't figure it out.

The man with glasses helplessly patted the dazed Demon King beside him, "absorb some of her magic power, otherwise she will be unable to bear it and die."

"No!" The favorable "singing voice" resounded through the sky.

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I woke up hungry, I really woke up hungry, and I didn’t eat anything!The food was overturned by the golden retriever!People here are so violent! !No wonder Lili hasn't married you yet, it's because you're stunted!

Everyone stood around me a little nervously, feeling a little warm in their hearts, and ignored the hostile people directly. Did no one hear my stomach growl?Has no one noticed my twitching forehead?Didn't you give me food?

"I..." As soon as I spoke, I found that I didn't have much strength, "Everyone is here..." So, give me a bite of food first.

"Fortunately, it's okay." Li Li smiled softly, as if Ah Gang was taller than him... Hey, Ah Gang gave me food!

"Hi sister, my name is Gureta, and I'm Lili's daughter." The little girl stood aside shyly.

"Hello, Gureta." He stroked her head, her hair was of good quality.

"Xiaoxue, I still have things to deal with, so go back in 3 days, is that okay?" You are the devil!You ask me a shrimp!I'm not the boss here!

"it is good……"

"Huh~" Those who ignore continue to ignore, absolutely must ignore!

So I started the game of Real Demon Kingdom.

first day:

In the morning, I studied history and characters with Jun Da. Looking at the characters that look like earthworms, I guess the characters in Hunter’s are more normal than those here!The whole ghost picture!At least I still know some symbols, but I don't even know this one!It's too painful to give up automatically.

In the afternoon, eat snacks, drink tea, and brag with others.

the next day:

Lovingly brainwashing Li Yi.

"It's beneficial~ Marriage is a major event in life...you must be careful~"

Our Lord Demon King is bleeding Genghis Khan, what is this and what.

"Look, your harem here is...hungry, no, it's beautiful men like clouds..."

...Xiaoxue...the harem is not used here, what are you trying to say!

"Actually..." I lowered my head shyly, really shy, "I still accept NP..."

Li's face was stiff, the corners of his mouth twitched, and there were signs of rolling his eyes.

"Ah... advantageous! Don't do this! I won't discriminate against you! Homosexuality is normal! I support it!"

Favorable fell to the ground.From then on, a piece of paper was pasted on the door of the favorable meeting room [Xiaoxue and rotten girls are not allowed to enter, and a distance of 50 meters must be kept]

Hey, it's really too tender, it's beneficial, you still have a long way to go... I will work hard for your sexual happiness, oh yeah...

At night, someone stopped the girl to "talk to you" when he thought there was no one around.So we come to the best place for conversation: the rooftop.

Why do you like to come to the rooftop for provocation or conversation?Do you kick people down because you are unhappy, or jump off yourself?You are not a skylark!This style is not for you!You fit in a small dark room with a leather whip... It seems like a queen... You are also considered a tsundere, so let's just make do with it.

"Polflam, what's the matter?" I still need to sleep, I have to speak quickly, I have a quick fight, I don't know if I disturb someone's sleep, I will beat him to death!

"You like favorable?" He glared extremely, with complicated emotions.Brother, didn't you notice that the person involved and others were eavesdropping!Don't you hear the sound of the weight falling to the ground and the sound of gasping!You are such a failure!You should at least notice the twitching corners of my mouth!

The corners of the mouth remained twitching for a while, and the stiffness was a bit unbearable. Everyone behind [behind] must have waited impatiently, "I like the advantage (heavy object fell to the ground again), just because of my friend's liking. (heavy object helped Leaning against the wall and taking a deep breath)" Walking to the edge of the roof, the corners of Xiaoxue's mouth curled up, "Lili is very similar to a friend of mine, both of them look weak and useless, (the weight lives up to everyone's expectations and falls to the ground again) But it's difficult to be a friend He will definitely stand up, knowing that he will lose, and he will stand up because he is afraid, he is an idiot!"

"Hehehehe" Wolfram laughed, his heart seemed to have been disarmed, "It's true..." (The heavy object fell to the ground again: Are you praising me or hurting me!)

"He will not refuse our request, oh, he is the No.1 mafia in the world who will not refuse other people's request." Smiling, it is very immoral to complain "That's why everyone gathers together for him, he We will not refuse your request."

"Mafia?" Wolfram was curious, what kind of demons?

"Yeah, he's a priest. RP is very similar to Li, so I have a feeling that we can be friends with Li, and he must be easy to bully!"

"So that's the person you like?" The words were not shocking and he swore endlessly.

"..." Don't be scary, okay?Xiaoxue looked at him with twitching corners of her mouth, "I don't like that waste material that even Chihuahuas are afraid of." Turning her head away, "I don't like anyone yet." No!not a single one!

"You can't like profit!" Damn it!Why did you turn back again!Didn't you say you don't like him?

"Wolf Ram! Don't worry about 1! If you kill me, I will never have any relationship with him other than a friend. He is only suitable to be my friend." Pat him on the shoulder and speak righteously." You are his only destination!" Although you are all more accepting.

"Really!" He immediately started laughing, extremely proud, "I'm Li Li's fiancée! Li Li can't escape in this life!"

I feel that the vengeful spirits behind us are getting stronger and stronger, it is beneficial, you have to calm down.

"Ah!" The girl seemed to think of something, and she suddenly became excited. "Wolfram, don't you know magic? Can you teach me?"

"no problem!"

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"Why! Why! I just don't have a womanhood!" Li Yi squatted in the corner to grow mushrooms in distress.

"Hehe." Conrad just smiled, but he was reluctant.

"Xiaoxue's friend really wants to see him." Murata looked envious, and there might be someone else he could play with.

"Hey!" Lili suddenly pointed at Xiaoxue, and he felt that something was wrong. "What's going on?! Xiaoxue's face suddenly changed!"

"Favourable! Come out quickly!" Xiaoxue came out anxiously, what's going on! "Can you see that?" Pointing to Da Xu not far away, how could there be one here!

"Ah! What is this!" Wolfram seemed to be seeing it for the first time.

"It seems to be something from our world." Murata's face changed slightly.

"Hey! Why didn't I know!" (You know you are not the devil! You are the god of death!)

Everyone rushed to the scene very fast, really worthy of Daxu, the destructive power is not usually strong. "Wolf Ram, you protect Xiaoxue." Conrad children's shoes, do you think that I must be protected?

"I..." Xiaoxue opened her mouth and was about to start arguing for her own strength, no matter how weak I am, I won't die.

"Stay here obediently! This is not something you can handle!" Wolfram, don't pat me on the head!You're more likely to look protected!Little Shoujun!

"But..." What I want to say is... Are you sure the magic can hurt it?Don't think that you can dominate everything after time travel!You are not of the same species!

"Xiaoxue, stay here, we will solve it." Lili also began to "take care" of me.Damn, don't let people talk!They use magic attacks and swordsmanship, but unfortunately neither work.Looking at the ruined streets, Li finally turned into a demon king! ...Only at this time, he is handsome, and he really looks like A Gang, so is there really no blood relationship?really not?

Beneficial = Gang, Murata = Ribaun Pauluf Ram = Prison Temple, Conrad = Yamamoto... It's not very similar, so who is Skylark?

……

But the beneficial magic damage hurt him a little bit, and made him a little red, but Da Xu is not a vegetarian!The big mouth started to glow red, yes!This is false flash!False flash...OMG!This is not the time to watch a play!This is not the time to complain!What the hell am I doing!

"Favourable! Get out of the way!" Xiaoxue jumped up, condensed the Lingzi under her feet, stood in the air, and the "one of the binding plugs" Xu Shan directly detonated in Daxu's mouth.I didn't do it on purpose... It's just that my purpose is: [Never slap a handsome guy in the face], you are not a handsome guy, this is a fact.

It covered its mouth and shouted, calling for companions?Holding the Zanpakuto that turned into a bracelet, "Let's scatter... Senbon Sakura." In an instant, Oku fell down, turned into a spirit and disappeared, leaving behind a sentence of "Damn Shinigami!"

Jiong, isn't Daxu not able to speak human language?Just kidding!If you die, you will kill me, you turned your head stiffly and said, "Did you hear that?"

They nodded in unison.

Shaking his head helplessly, "Go back and explain to you, but keep it secret, this is not a joke!"

When I got back to the hall, I said it outright, and Li Li breathed out a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, it's not the god of death I thought." It's really good, I thought it was holding a sickle to hook my soul.

"Hehe, everyone must keep it secret, otherwise I can only erase your memories."

"Erase memory!" It is beneficial not to be surprised!You come here by the toilet, what is impossible!

"Yeah." He took out the memory replacement device and played with it in his hand. "This can replace the memory. Things are random. There may be UFOs coming, or something else."

Everyone said in their hearts, it's okay, it's okay.Why do you think this invention has a familiar smell?

"Xiaoxue must have worked hard too. In fact, I'm afraid that I won't be able to make friends like this."

I was taken aback,...I...do I have it? ...Maybe, there is always something in the subconscious...

"Don't worry, everyone won't say it, but some idiots will let it slip."

"Who's an idiot!" The extremely beneficial black line

"It's possible~" Murata smiled darkly.

"Murata!" Li was helpless, wanted to cry but had no tears, the devil's version of a tutor?

One day passed like this... Why didn't I have a chance to play! (Shunta)

At other times, Xiaoxue started to learn magic, which was very interesting, but no matter how interesting it was, there were times when she would be separated.

"Xiaoxue, it's beneficial to keep an eye on me, absolutely don't let him have a chance with other women! Men are not allowed either!" Wolfram was burning with raging fire.

"En" I nodded seriously, I... try my best.

"Ah!" Li Yi cried out in pain, feeling extremely painful about this fact, "Why!" His own future was bumpy.Why am I so unlucky!Why no women!

"Accept the reality." Murata pushed Li, and there was a vortex in the water, (Li, are you the toilet switch?)

Xiaoxue looked at everyone and said "goodbye" with her mouth and jumped down.

I was so embarrassed when I emerged from the water...

Favorable, we broke up again, but can you change the place, are you deliberately revenge on me!

"Why are you here!" Yunque looked at the girl sitting in the bathroom of his house with a black face.

Can I do it all over again?