life is embarrassing

...Why is it so noisy... I hate it!Who the hell is calling!God!Go bite him! Damn it!How dare you!Make me sleep!Ahhh!I'm going to kill someone!

... Still didn't calm down, Xiaoxue was on fire, opened her eyes, and suddenly found:

Number one: I'm not in my bed

Second: This is not my home

Third: This is an airplane...

Fourth: The gang at HOST are all looking at me.

What about Ah Tian?Depend on!Don't think that you can escape by pretending to sleep and hiding in Chunfei's place!What the hell happened!You come over to me and explain clearly.

"Someone explain it." The girl said coldly, having decided not to have anything to do with them anymore.

"Xiaoxue. Don't be angry, we made a mistake, Little Tutu will lend you a loan." Senior HONEY swept over pitifully, and really couldn't get angry.

"Yes, yes, Xiaoxue is doing it for our own good, we know, I'm sorry." Guang, Xin also admitted his mistake, but can you stop touching my head!My hairstyle!

"Ah, my princess, forgive me." You can ignore the flower behind the back and skip it directly.

"Xiaoxue, they told me everything. I'm sorry for making you sad, but we can't blame us. Everyone needs time to digest this matter." Jing Ye walked over, and his smile was a little more real "Also, thank you for saving me." I."

"Xiaoxue is a good... person" Chunfei... Is it because I am a person that I am so entangled!Did you have to pause for so long? !

"I'm sorry" in a simple way, Senior Tian said with apology.

"Do you all remember? Which one is not used?" I gestured in the air, and I felt a warm feeling in my heart, which was very comfortable.

"Yeah, this is a precious memory that we shared weal and woe with, how can we forget it!" Huan, you are floating again.

...To share the joys and sorrows... "Aren't you afraid of me?" Pointing to myself, as if the previous scene was still vivid in my mind, "I am the god of death, you will be in danger by my side."

"Xiaoxue, you are our friend! We will not be afraid of you!" Chunfei also touched Xiaoxue's head.

It's a lie that there is no emotion in my heart, and I looked away with red eyes, "I'll forgive you this time, by the way, where are we going?"

"America." Chunfei was very helpless, and looked at Huan expressionlessly.

Hearing the news, Xiaoxue immediately grabbed A Tian and shook her, "Dead fox! You didn't even mention they kidnapped me!" The fox-like A Tian showed innocent eyes, and it's hard to say anything about him, not to mention, there are everyone around , I am a lady...it seems unconvincing.

"Xiaoxue, how can you blame a fox? He is too pitiful." Senior HONEY, you were deceived by his appearance, he is also a black-bellied guy.Boy, don't look at me cheerfully!

"Xiaoxue, you lied to us as boys!" Guang, Xin acted like you were a sinner.

"Did I say that I'm not a girl? Although the name is fake, ok, ok, I was wrong too, everyone is even, and besides, you can eat and drink for free if you pretend to be a boy, how nice..."

Everyone's black thread... Is that what you are doing for this! "Ah... Xiaoxue, there is a kid next door to you who asked me to give you a letter." Tian remembered something and handed it over.

letter?Take a look:

[Stupid Snow:

Anyway, you are going to the United States, and steal the Black Night Gem from the White family for me. If you don't succeed, you will die there.

Reborn】

Oh, no, OMG!This girl will also write to me!By the way, did he watch me being taken away!Damn don't call me!Devil!Black belly!

And stealing things, isn't that bringing me down!Although I yearn for Kaitou very much, but I have to pick my time, okay?It's okay, I have Zanpakuto, should I write a pre-departure notice like Phantom Thief Kidd?Forget it, it would be bad if Shinichi knew that he was interested.It's still a low-key solution. If you tell me to steal it, you should also give me some information!Forget about yourself [beep——] for a while.Touching the thirteen-section whip on his waist, this is the transformed form of my Zanpakuto, Xiao Po is all up to you.

-----------------------I got off the dividing line of the plane------------------- ----------------

When I got off the plane, I handed things over to the servants, and I changed into men's clothes myself.They said they were going to act collectively [the public relations department went on a business trip], so the clothes were the same.I said, didn't you all take to the streets? !Is it necessary to have a [common people] on the left and a [common people] on the right!

"Wow... Guang, this is an open-air restaurant for the common people" - Xin.

"Want to try? I will accompany you." - Light.

"I hate it, Guang... Obviously I want to try it too." ——Xin.

"If you like it, I like it too, and if you hate it, I hate it too..." - Light.

"Light……"

"Xin..."

"Ah, so handsome." The surrounding shouts came and went.

This is forbidden theater of brotherly love.

A crossroad climbed onto Chunfei's head, Xiaoxue patted her, "Calm down, calm down."

"Wow, your cake is delicious, I really want to eat it too." He has always been cute, and his shining eyes are his best weapon.

"It's so cute..." The girls started screaming again.

"Guangbang, cream." After speaking, Tian gently wiped the cream from the corner of HONEY's mouth.

"Ah~!" There were shouts all around.

How cozy is this theater...

"Princesses, from the first time I saw you, my heart was super distracted, like a typhoon of a tropical depression that never changes. In my heart, there is a strong wind of LOVE. I think Flying together with you on Noah's Ark... Our Yinglan host department exists for the happiness of the girls!" Huan Piaohua is really charming, a born prince.But... after a long time, he will be infected by his idiot breath.

"What on earth are we here for!" Chunfei began to complain, almost unable to stand their behavior.

"Hehe, didn't you mean to celebrate? And it's very helpful for us to know girls of various types. By the way, I can subsidize the recent expenses." Jing Ye pushed his glasses and explained nonchalantly.

The last one is the most important, as expected of the big boss behind the scenes!

Chunfei sat down helplessly, Xiaoxue ordered a steak and sat down too, took out the special tableware and scalpel, and ate.

"Xiaoxue, is this your tableware?" Chunfei, what do you mean by taking a step back?

"Yeah, it's very interesting." It is said that I can count the days of studying on one hand, and they have never seen it.

Suddenly Xiaoxue's ring became hot, thinking of a certain old man's words, is there a heart stone nearby?Looking around, the ring reacted to the man who just left, it was him! "Chunfei, I have something to do, so I'll slip away first, I know the way, don't worry..."

"Be careful." After Chunfei finished speaking, she ignored the people around her and started eating steak.

--------------------------------The dividing line I followed ------------ ----------------

She quietly followed him to a university, and he went in. Xiaoxue looked at the name of the university "KISHIBRIGHT" and never heard of it.It seems to be some kind of festival, oops, it has nothing to do with me anyway.Remember his spiritual pressure, you can find him by relying on the spiritual network.It's also okay to slap the toe and chase the sparrow. The most important thing is to solve the dark night gem of the Huaide family first.Oh, hehe, it was right to come to the United States. By the way, I seem to have forgotten something?what is it then? "Beep-" "Dog Tag" barked again nearby. "Ah Tian, ​​let's fight back."

When Xiaoxue arrived, she realized that it was a cockroach-like "Ah, A Tian, ​​you can do it too... I'll leave it to you..." It's so disgusting, I have psychological pressure.

Ah Tian grinned, and directly transformed into a human form, "Are you afraid of this? Oh hehehe, I get it."

It's too ugly, okay? It affects my aesthetics!Ah Tian is also very powerful, and a thunderbolt incinerated it.Tsk tsk tsk, it's really [A family has a pet, like a treasure] "Someone is here." A Tian immediately got into Xiaoxue's arms and became a well-behaved pet.

That person doesn't have eyes either!Just run over and hit Xiaoxue! (#`')Depend on! !There are ghosts behind!run so fast!I'd like to blackmail.

"Who are you! You didn't even say sorry for bumping into someone!" He grabbed his arm and would not stop until he achieved his goal.

"Ah, I'm sorry. I have something to go first. This is my phone number. My name is Xirudun. You can go to the hospital for an examination, and I will pay for the medical expenses."... I don't want to lie to such a good boy.Let go of his hand, let's go... child... Huh?what is his nameseat?Don?Tangled...how could there be a bad feeling?

Sure enough, I found it on the Bai [Beep——], Wade and Wade are bad and bad, what a bad family, Li Baoen wants me to GAME OVER it?You think highly of me, oh hehehe.I, Phantom Thief Woman, are here, and everything will be done in the dark.

It is said that when Xiaoxue returned to the villa, she sighed, "The evil rich man." Is this really just a [ordinary] [hotel]? !

"Xiaoxue is back... 5555, they bullied me..." Seeing the girl appearing, Huan immediately turned into a dog and fell on the girl.

The thing is like this, everyone suddenly decided to play Truth or Dare, and Huan chose to play Dare, but he couldn't talk to Chun Fei for a day.If it were me, it would make him not talk to anyone for a day.Now he is crying in my ear, I really want to hit him with a white thunder!

Carefully pushed him away, thinking about the dangers of this world, "Everyone, in order to prevent any attack on Mirror Night, I will teach you to control your spiritual power, maybe you can deal with it yourself in the future." Successfully diverting the topic, Huan no longer played the role of a poor dog, but turned into a good student.I said, you should go to Hollywood, it's so fast!

So, after talking and talking, it was time for dinner... Senior Tian and HONEY were the first to comprehend it, and they deserved to be martial arts learners.But there is no need to say: when shall we compare?I just missed a tell. Is it necessary to fight with me?Jing Ye also did a good job, as expected, she will also be of AB blood type. (relevant?)

After dinner, everyone played [civilian] poker for a while and then went to bed. A Tian was left by Xiaoxue to protect everyone, and he went to steal gems by himself.

When Xiaoxue came to the Huaide family, they were all on guard around the gem.Only after hypnotizing a random person did someone reveal that the gems were going to be stolen, and I bet that person was Riboun!Damn!Why do you want me to steal it and tell them! !

Xiaopo, start to move, help me become invisible.

Everything is going well, but who will tell me that the person sitting behind the jewel is not Spelby Squalo!

Hey, the plot is wrong!The Obsidian chapter hasn't started yet!A disjointed one came so soon, you are going to accompany Dad X, it is scary here! Miss S, everyone is a Pisces, please ignore me.

Walk over quietly, try not to make a sound, pick up the gem and prepare to leave immediately.

"It's finally here...!" Mrs. S seemed to understand something, stood up, and started attacking directly.Sword Emperor is amazing!I still like Levi more!He is so handsome... Joshua is also pretty good... (*^__^*) hee hee...

Xiaoxue flashed fast, and he chased quickly, and the two of them flew back and forth on the roof. Niang S's sword skills are really powerful, it seems that she can't do without drawing her sword, so she removes her invisibility and puts on a good posture.

"Cut, a woman?" He doesn't cut, seems disappointed "garbage"

"Damn it! It's a girl! Fuck! You're trash!" Dare to say I'm trash!I don't want to live anymore!

Feitian Yujian Liu Shuanglong flash, using the same trajectory after drawing the sword and slashing, then swinging out the scabbard to strike, unfortunately, he only caught him once.I need to practice more, tsk tsk, it seems that I still need to improve.

"Hehe, it's not bad." The ring got hot again, is the stone nearby again?It's okay to run around!

"Hey, I have something to do, call next time." Turn around and leave immediately, anyway, the gem has already been obtained, so why bother.

"Stop, don't run away!" Niang S swung her sword, and Xiaoxue dodged immediately, but unfortunately, she dodged so hard that it reached her waist.So, you bitch!You better die and go back!

So Xiaoxue, who lost his balance, fell from the sky, and he didn't forget to immediately create an illusion to let him see that he was running in the opposite direction. Everyone must remember to cherish life and stay away from the disaster girl].

I fell freely, and suddenly the ring became hotter and hotter. When I looked down, there were people fighting below. It was great. It was good to be in groups.

"Ah..." The son and daughter who were knocked down suddenly screamed.Hey... I'm not very heavy!

Xiaoxue jumped up immediately, the man hadn't stood up yet, he pointed between his legs, oh hehe, my Zanpakuto is very close to his [beep——].Sin, sin, those who were fighting around stopped. "Oh hehe, make a mistake." Picking up the knife, I was ready to run away, after all, I am a pacifist.

"They must be together!" Who the hell said that!I'm going to kill him!Do you know that I am a mess!You are false accusation!Be careful I will take you to court!

"You go away!" The person who was selected by the group said nervously, one-on-one group, really powerful skills, and looks very good, but if you tell me to go, I will go, wouldn't I be very embarrassing!

At this time, the ring started to heat up among the group of people who I smashed, Xiami!I'm so LUCKY~ So it's you!

"Hee hee, leave this big brother to you, the one who was smashed by me, just give it to me." He didn't seem to have reacted yet, Xiaoxue didn't care about him, Feitian Yujianliu tornado changed quickly, This is used by me to repel mosquitoes, ahem, to repel enemies.

"Hurry up and shoot!" I don't know who said it, and I suddenly feel bad.

"Tommy, you can't!" The bullet flew towards the person who was picked by the group, Mi Fafa, for the sake of you are still a handsome guy, I will save you, Shunbo walked over and kicked him away.He dodged the first bullet, but if one hits the other, he picked up his clothes and retreated to a safe distance.

"What speed is this!" The enemy added up in surprise, and even forgot to continue shooting.