Helpless

My name is Mei Mu Dongjian, I am seven years old, and I am a very healthy boy (both physically and mentally).If you want to describe the appearance, this kind of thing, after all, is a bit complicated from my unilateral subjective point of view.Because Uncle Wig told me to be humble.But he also told me that one should not tell too many lies, especially meaningless lies, and lies that can be exposed at a glance (but why do I think he would have the nerve to tell me these things).In short, if I were to make a modest assessment of my looks, I would have to lie.So, I will say nothing.

Speaking of Uncle Wig, he is really a strange person.In fact, I still don't understand until today, why the Shinsengumi can't catch him... No wonder Uncle Wig keeps calling to welcome the Edo New Dawn... In this way, I think it doesn't matter if the Edo New Dawn comes or not ...

So Uncle Wig, you really don’t need to propagate to me the theory of repelling barbarians, prudent reform and welcoming the new dawn of Edo. If you really want revolution, I think it’s better to destroy the world and rebuild it!Personally, I think it is wiser and more direct to dig out a tree that has rotted from the foundation and then replant a sapling without termites than to use all means to salvage a tree that has been riddled with holes even after the termites have been killed. too much!

...Although Uncle Xiao Jia looked at him with strange eyes for a long time after he accidentally said this sentence last time... What's so interesting!Haven't you seen the second-year speech of the second-year boy? !I just came early in the second period!

Anyway, of course, I definitely don't mean that Uncle Wig gets caught, in fact, if possible, I think he and Shinsengumi can sit down and have a social event.Speaking of it, it seems that this kind of thing has happened before. Uncle Wig and the orangutan director of the Shinsengumi can be contacted no matter in forums or games, and they can go from quarreling to deciding to face each other.There are many people in this world who are predestined, but it is really rare to be so predestined...

The topic is far away, and I will continue to introduce myself.

I am currently living in a small courtyard at the back of Hengdao Hall, and my guardians are Uncle Xiaoyi and Aunt Lingzi (PS When do they plan to get married?).When I was in elementary school, I felt that in modern society, it is more reliable to have a diploma, and Uncle Jia said that if my mother saw my diploma, she would be smiling enough == I said, in front of a child Is this really a manly thing? !And can you even speak?

There is no picky food, but I don’t know why, it’s always a step away from being tall, handsome and rich... Doesn’t it mean that children can easily grow taller as long as they have a balanced nutrition and are not picky eaters... Could this sentence be Xiaojia Has my uncle been lying to me... Or is it that I am cursed... Is my life destined to be perfect, tall, handsome and rich destined to be cursed OTZ

However, Uncle Wig said that as long as you keep your hopes alive, the dawn of Edo will come one day, the meatballs will spread all over the world one day, Xiao Jia will find a girlfriend one day, and the leader will always One day it will be right, the video store will agree to use the wanted card as an ID card, one day Elizabeth will learn to protect the environment and stop holding cards, and Jisongdian will one day...

Well, I try to hope that I can think of it that way.

Speaking of it, Uncle Wig always likes to say something like "leader, how can you follow such a man! Although it is better to demolish a temple than destroy a marriage, it is not a samurai behavior to watch the leader fall into the fire pit" or something, and then I don't know if it's because of this, but Mr. Soichiro Okita, the captain of the Shinsengumi [-]st Team, would pick up a cannon and blackmail me when he saw him.Be clear, I'm just an innocent schoolboy ==+

I like Auntie Kagura very much. She is so beautiful and has fair skin. She also likes to add the ending sound Aru when she speaks, so I tried to imitate her and add Aru to the ending sound, but I was beaten by curly hair. .

--What?You said why you don't use honorifics only for curly hair?Of course because curls are just curls!I don't want to use honorifics for dead fisheye natural rolls =. = And he's always bothering me with imitations of women I'm attracted to.He doesn't understand the psychology of rebellious teenagers at all. Since I was a child, most of the people around me are weird men, and my mother is not around. It is normal for me to imitate older women who have a crush on them!

And I don't know why, when I saw the curly hairs, I wanted to punch them, or straighten his curly hairs one by one.Wig uncle said, in fact, I used to do this kind of thing when I was a child.Then I understand, no wonder Curly Hair looks disgusted when he sees me, he is really a guy who holds vengeance==+

Let’s not talk about curly hair, let’s talk about my beautiful Aunt Kagura>_<I think she must also like me very much, because although she basically won’t give me vinegar kelp, she won’t beat me up if I steal it I... It's just that she occasionally mutters 'If it's my stupid nephew, Alu will be more handsome and stylish, and he will definitely buy me a lot of vinegar kombu instead of stealing my Alu'... I don't know this at all What do you mean (and what do you think of your nephew? A supplier of vinegar kelp!) But it doesn't affect my liking for her, so on this point I stand on the same position as Uncle Wig... Let's blow up the true selection group ==.

In my opinion, the Shinsengumi... First of all, a director who likes to pester Auntie Miao has already shown the image of the entire organization. Hey! (By the way, I love Aunt A Miao very much too! It is said that my mother also loves Aunt A Miao very much>_<) Then there is the terrifying mayonnaise monster star, why can he grow to 177 with his unhealthy eating habits? Hello……!Is this world fair? !Not to mention Soichiro... no, he left a shadow on my young heart.He is so bad that I don't know how to describe it, but of course, no matter how bad he is, he will be accepted by Aunt Kagura.So, man, no matter what, he will obediently be accepted by the destined scabbard in the end. Ps: I am a feminist.

In short, in the real selection group, I still have a good impression of Uncle Red Bean Bun. Besides he treats me to eat red bean buns, he also plays badminton well. The point is that he also likes cos Yue ○ Ryoma, and he was generous last time Lend me that suit to wear to Comic Con, even though it's a bit big. Ps: I like the anime Prince of Badminton very much, from which I know a new way to destroy the world, how fashionable.

Then again, the group of people in the Zhensen group, especially the so-and-so, always like to stare at me for a long time, and then look disgusted, muttering, "I look so similar, and I don't have a flat face (you owe it to me." Bian, glaucoma), how could it not be that guy's son", "Don't think that just changing the name..." and so on.I think they might think that I am the son of a bandage connoisseur. Faced with this kind of speculation, I am actually very calm.After all, Bandage Control is the most wanted criminal and the number one terrorist. I have seen countless wanted photos of him on the street, and the Shinsengumi can't arrest me and him for a paternity test. What kind of evidence can this face serve as!

It is true that I am very similar to him, so it can be regarded as hitting it off (maybe it is unilaterally on me).But my mother wrote in a letter to me that my father is a bit venomous but generally very serious and upright and occasionally arrogant. The key point PS is that he wears very serious and upright clothes and occasionally flirts.As far as the image of the bandage is concerned...how much stimulation did he have to suffer to become like this...

So I think Master must have lied to me when he said 'that's just your mom hallucinating because she's delusional ^0^'.Every time he has an expression of "how could I lie to you^0^", and then decisively lie to me!For example, the last time I was tricked into beating curly hair, the last time I was tricked into shaving Elizabeth's legs, the last time I was told that he was going to have a little niece, but the horoscope didn't come out, which made me happy in vain. Last time, last time, he even threw me into the Ghost Soldier, asking me to hug the big open chest, the white muscular chest, which is eye-catching, and the bandages that don’t cost money. He was called Dad and asked for alimony. Just to blackmail Baimi?How much I love white rice!It's not that I don't have money!

But... Speaking of Bandage Control, he's really handsome... I didn't say that because he looks like me == In fact, after that time, I had a fateful encounter with Bandage Control, and I felt like we hit it off (Master Rarely does a good thing).Compared with those strange people who often appear around me (I didn’t mention you, Uncle Wig), Bandage Control has too much depth and connotation!So we quickly developed a pen pal relationship!Not to mention that Master (pretentiously) opened his eyes wide and had a -0- expression on his face, even I also had an O_O expression on my face!

He looked very cool, because it was the first time we met, I thought it would be difficult to get close to him, and I sneaked behind the master to hide, but the bandage control is actually quite approachable>_

When I got back, I actually tried to write him a letter, and after a week, I got a reply.It's just that I didn't understand his letter very well. It was too deep and connotative. The choice of words and sentences... First of all, did he consider how old I am?I haven't learned so many Chinese characters yet!I am still studying hard!In the end, it completely developed into a correspondence between Uncle Wig and him!I have become a cover for the correspondence between the two of you, right? !

Letters from the two of them came very frequently, which caused Uncle Jia to often get angry during that time.Later, after Uncle Wig saw a certain letter, he thought about it for a long time and asked me if I would like to play in the Ghost Soldier Team again.I took that letter and studied it for a long time. There was a long poem on it, and the words were well written, but I still didn’t know what it meant, and I didn’t see the word “invitation” at all. I don’t know how Uncle Wig figured out from the bunch of incomprehensible things that the bandage control wanted to invite me to play in the Ghost Soldier Team. Could it be that he had a good heart ==

But I went anyway, with Uncle Wig.It was my birthday that day. In fact, I originally wanted to make an appointment with Uncle Hongdoubao to play badminton, but after seeing Uncle Wig's sad expression...

Still went to the ghost army.After I went there, I thought for a moment that I would just stay there and not return, but when I looked back at Uncle Wig's sad expression, I thought I'd better forget it.Although I really want to stay here...

Except because they have a good impression of bandage control, the ghost soldiers are all good >_<!Usually in Kabukicho, I am a miserable child QAQ who is complained about and ravaged! (Uncle Xiao A, I saw your contemptuous and disdainful eyes, do you want me to sue Uncle Xiao B again!=.=) But when I got to the ghost soldier team, although it was more or less because I grew up with their boss Because it looks quite similar, I was given face...but I still feel very touched!

For the first time in my life, I can bury my chest to my heart's content!Aunt Youzi didn't kick me away!So touched! ~~~~(>_<)~~~~ In addition, the eyes are very strange. At first, the uncle turned his back to me and pretended to be a bandage, but turned around and scared me. Then he was chased by Aunt Youzi and shot the chrysanthemum... He She gave me a set of exquisite maid outfits!I put on the headgear on the spot, and sure enough, everyone looked like the corners of their mouths were twitching, and the corners of their eyes were twitching for bandage control ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Then the earphone uncle looked tall, handsome and rich, and spoke like a character in a period drama, and gave me a shamisen... What a coincidence!I like playing the shamisen very much, and I am often praised by the teacher for being talented... ahem.This is fate!And the earphone uncle also carries a shamisen on his back, which looks like a good one at first glance.I have a natural affinity for people who share the same hobbies as me.

And other people are also very kind to me, and gave me a lot of birthday presents, but I still have to say one thing: If you want to pinch your boss's face, you must have the courage to pinch it, why bother me ==|| |I don’t blame me for having a lot of flesh on my face, but blame the curly hair. Who told him to hide chocolates at home all day long... )

But all in all, the treatment is subtle.Because when I was in Kabukicho, I didn't have such an unprecedented feeling of grandeur.If there are too many children, it is easy to be spoiled, so I still like QAQ, the ghost army team without children!I'm just a kid after all!

In contrast, their attitude towards Uncle Wig is more subtle... I know this, and I have heard Uncle Xiao Jia talk about it before coming here.After all, Uncle Wig is the head of the moderate faction, and the bandage control is the head of the radical faction. Then it seems that many years ago, he quarreled and overturned the table and said, "I hate you so much. Let's break up here. Back then, under the cherry tree The agreement can only end here (I always feel that something strange has appeared in Uncle Jia's memory)" and so on.Of course, there has been a tendency to break the ice over the years, but in short...

In short, stay overnight in the ghost army.Ms. Youzi said that I can sleep with her, and I am quite happy...but Uncle Wig sternly refused.He said: How can a samurai get used to the warm and fragrant nephrite since he was a child, this will definitely wear down his will!

——What about Aunt Jisong? !Uncle wig, do you dare to look me in the eye!

You really dare not ==!

The author has something to say: As for calling Mei Mudong for Mao... I won't explain it! (beat

Hehehehehehehehe... this is the main story =____,=(Mud!