Helpless

Not to mention the horrific trip to the dental hospital on the weekend... (You just want to be perfunctory! BY Kamikaze) On Monday, the three of them took the free coupons to take a family portrait.

Although...the receptionist of the photo studio was very puzzled and looked at the three of them suspiciously for a long time: "That...may I ask, are you really..."

"Husband, she doesn't believe it." Kamikaze touched Xiao A's head and said to Xiao B, "I said Xiao A is too old."

Xiao Yi, who didn't want to pretend to be a husband and wife with her at all, silently turned his head away to play stupid.

Xiao A, who didn't want to pretend to be mother and child with her at all, made a difficult decision, turned to Xiao B and said, "Hey... when will you divorce her and come with me?"

Kamikaze climbed up the pole, knelt on the ground, hugged Xiao Yi's thigh, and said, "At least...at least before you leave, let me take a family photo with you...at least...I loved you once Two... we can be regarded as a family of three..."

“……………………=口=Okay, okay, please come in together…” This was the answer from the receptionist.

Xiaojia Goodjob! =____,=

Sister, you are also good! =____,=

Kamikaze and Xiaojia gave each other thumbs up at the same time.Seeing all this, Little B thought blankly, sure enough, the parenting manual is right, children cannot think about two things at the same time.So come and take a photo to forget about the quarrel.

○ These days, marrying a man who can take care of children is king.○

——Obviously it's just that the eldest sister wants to be lazy, right? ! BY Xiaojia

——If you have the ability, you will be reborn! BY kamikaze

While waiting, Sakata Gintoki was very impatient, he yawned several times, his dead fish eyes became more drowsy than usual.Shimura Shinpachi on the side persuaded: "Gin-san, don't be like this, girls are like this when they take pictures..."

"It's easy for a girl to put on makeup since she was a child, and it's easy to degenerate in the process of growing up." Yinshi yawned again, raised his hand and looked at his wrist, "Hey, it's been half an hour, just take a set of clothes and put it on her! "

"Gin-san, you only have the watch drawn by Kagura, what's the use of looking at it == you made up the time, right?" Shinpachi couldn't help saying this, and then said, "But it's been a long time , I'll ask—"

"Is this really me, Aru! Mommy! Can I marry someone, Aru!" Kagura's voice came from the dressing room.Then there was the gentle voice of the make-up artist with a smile: "Of course, Miss Kagura, you are so cute, and you can't look away when you wear this outfit. When you grow up, pursue Your boys will be queuing up to alien planets."

"I will not easily agree to the courtship of a boy of unknown origin, Aru!" Kagura said, and had already opened the door and walked out of the dressing room. "

"How long are you going to dawdle? Time is precious, remember it for me, hurry up and finish work and go home to sleep =_=" → This is Sakata Gintoki.

"Kagura...it's beautiful =0=!" → This is Shimura Shinpachi.

"Violent girl, have you gone for plastic surgery? A guy who can't face his natural appearance calmly and goes for plastic surgery will make my mother cry too =. =" → This is Sougo Okita.

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etc!Why is Shinsengumi here too? !

He just heard a familiar voice, followed by Kamikaze, leaning in the corner, looking at the Shinsengumi who suddenly came out of another large changing room.She grabbed something casually and bit it, thinking with tears in her eyes: Little Kagura is so cute, I really want to run over, hug her and rub her hard!But why is Shinsengumi so annoying!Wigs, go blow them up, bastard!

"Hey, if I remember correctly, today is Monday, isn't the tax thief ostentatiously squandering the people's money?" Sakata Gintoki still sat there and yawned, saying so in a contemptuous tone.

"Stop talking nonsense, you look like a tax evader, do you want to die?" Hijikata Toshiro was wearing a white tuxedo-style modified dress, as always, with a cigarette in his mouth, condescending and hostile (hey) He despises Sakata Gintoki.

"Fourteen, Zouwu!" Kondo Hoon's voice sounded from behind, "It's a kind of fate that we can meet here in Wanshiwu! Brother, it just so happens that you are here too, and I will be with your sister and brother-in-law. Let’s take a photo! The holidays and discounts are specially rewarded above, let us come here to take a family photo.”

"Don't call me younger brother! Who is your younger brother!" Saying this, the next second when he saw the thing Kondo was holding in his hand, Shimura Shinpachi completely went berserk, "...Hey! Don't be casual Bought a fluffy tall bear toy that waits for a person and thought it would be her by putting on the clothes that my sister often wears and her photo! And when did you secretly take this photo?!"

In short... just like that, three pairs of CPs came together improvised. (Xin Baji: Who is it!)

Yin Shi: "Hey, hurry up and catch the thieves. There are so many crimes in this world because of the neglect of the police. Don't waste people's money here."

Tufang: "I told you to shut up! You who owe rent for thousands of years have never paid the rent?!"

Yinshi: "Why do you all know that I owe rent? Hey! Duochuan-kun, you took the wrong script!"

Kagura: "Hmph, the brat is still imitating others to take pictures, why don't you go back and drink milk for two more years and grow taller before coming back, Alu!"

Sougo: "Then what should you drink to make your breasts grow bigger? I recommend papaya milk."

Kagura: "Stinky boy, what are you talking about! Only 170 dares to yell at me here, Aru! Be careful that you don't need to grow Aru after I break your leg!"

Sougo: "Oh, what you say is implying that I want to follow your train of thought and say that only A dares to choke here, be careful not to be touched by me—"

Bang.

The pair hit it off.

Xin Baji: "Stop it, we're here to take pictures ==... I mainly want you to stop, stalker! How many photos of my sister did you secretly take?! Just stop here!"

Kondo: "Don't separate me from Ms. A Miao! I will never be separated from Ms. A Miao again!"

Xin Baji: "Wake up! That's not my sister at all, it's just a plush toy that is sold on the roadside. There is no possibility for you and my sister. If you continue like this, you will only be with your depraved life forever It’s all inseparable!”

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Just as the six of them were arguing, a middle-aged man appeared: "You... Hey Wanshiwu! Sakata-kun! When are you going to take pictures?!"

Sakata Gintoki stopped to make eye contact with Toshiro Hijikata, turned his head to look over, stretched out his hand and pulled the collars of Kagura and Shinpachi beside him: "Oh, here we come."

The reason why I came here to take pictures today is that Wanshiwu received a job.There was an old man who was already so ill that he couldn’t even recognize people and couldn’t speak, and he couldn’t say whether it was a flashback. Suddenly, he was more awake two days ago, but he still couldn’t recognize people, but he kept talking about wanting to be with himself. The son's family came to take a family portrait.The caretaker in charge of him knew that his son seemed to have died a long time ago, and now he just wanted to grant him a wish temporarily, so he found a house that could do everything, and asked the three of them to pretend to be the family members of the old man and take a photo with the old man .

While dragging Kagura who was still grimacing with Sougo Okita away, Gintoki asked lazily: "It's just a family portrait, is it necessary to choose a wedding dress for her? There is a limit to the old man's preference for his granddaughter. It doesn't matter if the son and grandson wear whatever they want, they are too kind to the granddaughter. Now the old people are like this, the one who is spoiled is annoying, and the one who is left out is good to be angry from now on, but psychologically at the same time It is easy to cause extreme distrust of human nature."

The middle-aged man looked back at him while walking: "...What are you talking about, Sakata-kun. Ms. Kagura is not pretending to be a granddaughter, but Mr. Kochi's wife."

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Yinshi turned around and dragged Kagura to walk in the opposite direction: "Is that old man a pervert? Although age is not a problem, it's illegal after all."

"Hey——Hey Sakata-kun!" The middle-aged man hurriedly grabbed him, "No! Mr. Kochi's wife passed away very young, so it's only natural that he looks younger!"

The author has something to say: Guess who will appear =_____,=(No one will want to guess this thing! Anyway, the two-person team of the sophomore and the sophomore will not appear ==+

But when I dozed off yesterday, I thought of a scene! ! !Xizi and Youzi fought side by side or something, and then Youzi gave Xizi a bullet as a token of love! ! !Immediately made myself cute (hey)

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