Helpless

When I got up the next day, it was because I was illuminated by the bright sun.Kamikaze pressed his forehead, and groaned in frustration and pain: "It's so uncomfortable..." In exchange for Xiaojia, who was tearing down the curtains to wash, she glanced at her and said in a disdainful tone: "You deserve it, who made you feel uncomfortable yesterday? Drinking so much late at night? The doctor told you to be careful of gastric perforation if you drink any more!"

"...You don't understand the affairs of adults."

"Are you going to use this universal reason to fool me =皮=!"

"You said it's a universal reason, of course you have to use it..." She curled her lips and looked up at the clock on the wall, "...Wait, why don't you go to class? Do you think the tuition fee is worth it? !" As he spoke, he picked up a pillow and threw it at him, saying angrily, "The guy who plays truant will be worthless in his life! Do you know how many people can't read even if they want to?!"

Xiao Jia hugged the curtain and was thrown upright, and said angrily: "So I have said it since yesterday, I have no class today! Sister, do you listen to other people's words?!"

"...Huh?" She was taken aback, "Really? I remember you today..."

"The teacher is on vacation! I told you last week! What the hell can you remember in your head?!"

"...Hey! My mother has worked so hard to manage the house for you children, how dare you question my mother like this?!"

"Don't use this kind of universal sentence pattern to shirk responsibility! You are obviously guilty!"

○My mother likes to use the universal sentence pattern of 'you don't understand the things of adults' and 'my mother has worked so hard for you and you still have questions' ○

——Xin Baji, you must honor your mother. BY Sakata Gintoki

——Hurry up and figure out the garbage classification, Yin-sang! BY Shimura Shinpachi

I went to wash my face and do some personal hygiene, then looked at Xiao A who was drying the curtains after washing, combed her hair and asked, "What did you do with Xiao Taro last night? And what about Xiao B?"

Xiao Jia didn't turn her head and said, "How would I know where he went?" After a pause, she couldn't hide the lightness in her tone, and then said, "But last night, Mr. Gui took me to single out the true selection team. !Mr. Gui is indeed the hope of defeating barbarians! >.<"

"...What the hell did he take you to do... And since it's two people, it's not a 'one-on-one'?" She said, biting the comb, and tied her hair high ponytail, and then casually threw the comb aside, "But it's okay for you to hang out with him a little bit more—"

He was suddenly interrupted by Xiao Jia: "Anyway, it's much better than hanging out with Takasugi, isn't it?"

She froze for a moment, then turned to look at him, but couldn't say a word for a long time.After a long time, he laughed twice: "Why, what's the matter...so serious all of a sudden...what are you having for breakfast?"

"Soba noodles."

"Hey, you have to limit your admiration for him! Every time you cook soba noodles for breakfast! No wonder Xiao Yi is gone, he must not want to eat this food! =皮="

He suddenly said: "Compared to Mr. Gui, I don't want to work for the Ghost Squad anymore."

"What are you talking about..." The corners of Kamikaze's mouth froze, "It's just outsiders, you don't know yet? Where am I a member of the ghost army?! Hey sister, I have established my own family for a long time——"

"Then why are you still in and out of the ghost army? You can't get along with the people inside, and I don't need to talk about the previous incidents, but Gao Shan instructed you to do it, right?" Xiao Jia's expression at this time was not at all like It's the usual look, and now it's serious and serious beyond the scope of his age-but this is nothing magical to Kamikaze, she has never found a few real words and deeds around her that are in line with physiology The old guy——he looked at her and continued, "Since the Red Sakura incident, I won't say what role you played in the Ghost Soldiers and Haruyu. Then the Shinsengumi incident obviously has nothing to do with you , You didn’t come back from the Ghost Squad at all in those few days, and said you were going to monitor Gao Shan, but in fact, you are afraid that the Ghost Squad will hurt Mr. Gui again, or you are afraid of something else, you know in your heart.”

She tried to explain—or justify: "With my role on both sides, I had to ensure that the turmoil in the Shinsengumi would come true, otherwise Chun Yu couldn't sneak in smoothly, and I was the one who suffered the loss!"

"Then why did you suddenly disappear with Takasugi some time ago?! You were complaining, but he immediately followed you after calling you. What do you think of yourself?!"

"Hey Xiaojia!" She also became serious, "Pay attention to your attitude!"

"I--"

"What's wrong early in the morning?" Xiao Yi's calm voice came from the entrance, and then he stepped on slippers, walked into the living room with a bag of fresh vegetables in one hand, glanced at the two of them, "...what's wrong?"

Kamikaze stared at Xiao A for a long time, then turned his back and threw himself into Xiao B's arms: "Xiao A is jealous!!!"

"..." Xiao Yi opened her hands silently, completely unable to hug her, and conveyed such a message to Xiao A with her eyes: Are you sick?

Xiao Jia almost burst into tears: "I'm not jealous!"

"He was afraid that my sister would run away with other men, so he just accused me that I shouldn't go out with men alone>_<Xiaojia, I know you love my sister, but I hate it, let me just say it, the heart of a boy is shy>_<Xiaojia Children are like this. When you see Onisan or Oni-chan go out with other women or men without yourself, you will feel a natural threat. Sister, I was like this when I was a child, and Takasugi-kun was like this too. Look I get jealous when my favorite teacher treats others nicely! >_<By the way, did you know who your Mr. Gui was jealous of? Oh, I’m so gossip..."

After she covered her face and stomped her feet for a while and acted like a shy girl, she didn't hear a response for a long time. She opened her eyes between her fingers and saw that Xiao A and Xiao B had gone to the kitchen together.Xiaojia picked up the vegetables in the recycle bag while walking: "Why did you buy this again? How much... eh?! So expensive?! You have been slaughtered again! I told you that this seasonal vegetable is not so expensive, Don't buy fruits and vegetables that are not in season, they are expensive and not good..."

Xiao Yi said calmly: "Then you can buy it yourself tomorrow." You dare to pick and choose here if you don't do what you should do!

Xiaojia said angrily: "Come wash the curtains?! Boil the medicine?! Do your homework?!=皮="

Xiao Yi continued to calmly say without looking sideways: "I can throw away the photo of Mr. Gui under your pillow."

"...Hey, is this a threat?! You can't be so shameless! If you dare to throw Mr. Gui's photo, I will fight you!"

"It's impossible for you and him, just give up."

"What dirty things are you thinking in your mind?! I... I... Even if Mr. Gui likes girls or other men, I just need to look at him from a distance. If he wants, Me too... me too...!" Xiao Jia clenched her fists excitedly, then blushed until her eyes flickered, and finally covered her face with her hands.

"You are the one who is thinking about dirty things, right?" Xiao Yi sighed silently, put the vegetables on the table, took out the basket and began to choose vegetables.Just as I took out a potato, I suddenly remembered something, put down the potato, and walked out of the kitchen: "By the way, big sister, make a schedule next Monday."

Kamikaze was swallowing pills, and turned to look at him with an extremely bright smile: "Look! There are six pills, right?!" He spread his palms as if offering treasures.Xiao Yi glanced at her palm and nodded.

She laughed so much that her eyes almost narrowed, she stuffed all six pills into her mouth, raised her head and drank a big mouthful of water, and with a grunt in her throat, she opened her big mouth towards Xiao B and almost moved close to him, showing off Said: "Swallowed it all in one mouthful of water! It's amazing, isn't it amazing?!"

“………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… A few minutes later, he raised his hand like an elder lovingly caressing a silly child with a burnt head, and gently patted her on the head in a comforting manner, and said with a blank expression as if endorsing, "Well, eldest sister is the most obedient and obedient It’s the best.” After a pause, he continued his topic, “I’ll take a photo next Monday, and you and Xiao Jia will spare time. In addition, this weekend will also be spared.” He turned around and walked over to the kitchen, “Seeing a dentist .”

“…………………………………………” Kamikaze hid his face and burst into tears, “Xiao Yi, you hate me so much that I don’t have a tooth decay! You can’t go to the dental hospital. If there is only a small tooth decay, the dentist will be fine. It will be described as if the whole mouth will rot soon! It’s so scary, so scary, no young girl in her prime would like to go to the dental hospital! QAQ”

"If you have the ability, don't get cavities." Xiao Yi said without looking back, pretending that she didn't hear her speech about the "blooming girl".

Seeing that the refutation was ineffective, Kamikaze accepted the dictatorship of the actual ruler, Xiao Yijun, with tears in his eyes. After a few seconds of silence, he asked curiously, "What kind of photo?"

"Oh, I just went shopping for groceries, there is a lottery on the street."

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