Helpless

While bickering, they walked towards the house of everything.When he was about to reach the downstairs of Wanshiwu, Kamikaze stopped suddenly, which made Sakata Gintoki very impatient: "Hey, there are more than 30 billion women in this world, why are you alone so troublesome?"

"You are absolutely making up this number." She looked up at him, "...you are not curious at all, don't you want to ask about this ear?"

His answer was very crisp and neat: "It's none of my business."

"... Anyway, I am also your old classmate! What will happen if you care about me! Could it be that there is a wife in your house, so if you care about your female classmates, you will be punished to kneel on the washboard? !” She was mad.

He yawned and squinted at her lazily, squinting his dead fish eyes: "Oh, then you can just say it."

……………………Smelly curly hair, you are definitely using the trick of "playing hard to get", the sad thing is that I have been fooled by OJZ again

○Sometimes it is better to pretend that you are not interested in asking questions.○

——Mr. Gui, I really have no interest in this red and white machine... BY Shimura Shinpachi

——Hahahahaha!This trick has been used too many times, I will not be fooled again!Don't be shy or afraid to trouble me, I will teach you patiently, this is also the basic condition of being a teacher! BY Katsura Kotaro

——I think the first condition of being a teacher is to listen to others.Gui, I'm really not interested in this ==. BY Shimura Shinpachi

"This matter should start from last month." She took a deep breath and stared at him with sad eyes, "That day, those bastards from Chunyu were doing something to the ghost soldiers and that bastard Takasugi. The things the bastards do, and then, I..."

He yawned again.

She gave him a hard look, and continued to say sadly: "In the end, I accidentally put a piece of fruit candy in the rice cooker..."

Without saying a word, he walked towards the house of everything, completely ignoring her.Standing on the spot and looking around, she found that his footsteps had no intention or tendency to stop at all. She weighed her empty pockets: "Is there any food in it?" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard him answer without thinking: "Would you like to go back again?" You won’t even have the water to wash the pot if you drag on.”

***

I have seen Kagura's big stomach a long time ago, but that was a few years ago, when she was still young... Kamikaze subconsciously pushed her job towards Kagura: "Actually, I'm just being polite..." She tugged at the bowl and looked into Kagura's eyes with a dry smile, "Then what's the matter, even though you're growing up, I haven't eaten all day today ..."

"Xiko, you are so kind to me, Aru!"

"Ah no—hey, don't send out a good person card without authorization and then take away my meal!" She slipped her hand, and the rice bowl had already fallen into Kagura's hands, so she immediately took the chopsticks and tried to pick up the food—seeing through her intentions in the next second Sakata Gintoki had already stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the object she wanted to attack: the last vegetable in the bowl!

She went crazy: "Is there anything wrong?! Hey, you are a guest! People on Earth are very hospitable, can't you set a good example?!"

With the food in her mouth, Kagura said vaguely: "I'm not from Earth, Aru." Before he could finish speaking, Sakata Gintoki slapped the back of his neck and reprimanded: "Stop talking when eating. !" In exchange, she was choked and coughed violently, turned her head and took the water on the table and gulped it down: "——Yinjiang, you cough, cough, abuse Loli, cough——"

"Anyone who eats more than four bowls of rice per meal is no longer qualified to be called a loli." Sakata Gintoki, who had finished eating, leaned on the back of the sofa, picking his teeth with a toothpick, "After eating Let’s get down to business—don’t clean up the bowls and chopsticks so consciously, Yinsang is enough for me to keep this violent girl, and if there is another one, I will be invited to drink tea by the police station.”

The kamikaze who cleaned up the dishes did not stop for a moment, picked up a rag and wiped the table, and said without raising his head: "Oh, I know, you are a dead fish who can't even pay the rent. By the way I was not abandoned as tragically as you imagined, I just came out to get some air, and I will go back later, my son and husband are waiting for me at home."

"Did I say you were abandoned? Stop being self-righteous, or say you're not calling yourself?" Yinshi yawned and patted the table, "Pour Yinsang a glass of milk first."

"Hey, who told me not to clean up the dishes consciously just now, don't treat me as your nanny!" Kamikaze picked up a chopstick and threw it at him, "Also——Little Kagura, don't learn from this useless ! If you don’t exercise after eating, you will grow a belly! A good boy should help mom and dad clean up the table after dinner, or drag the floor!”

Kagura raised her hand to pick her nose, glanced at Yin Shi, and said disgustedly: "Yin sauce, your mother is so annoying to Alu, my mother will never be so wordy about Alu."

"Mouth." Yin Shi leaned there and picked his nose, and glanced at her, "Helping mom with things is a child's job, if you are so lazy since you were young, you will be useless when you grow up, go mop the floor. "As he spoke, he raised his eyes to look at Kamikaze who started to sweep the floor, "...it's not that you will be kicked out if you are too self-conscious. Do you think you are the first time a new daughter-in-law sees her in-laws trying to be positive here?"

"I'm definitely a standard good wife and mother, I'm not pretending to be positive! Besides, it's the first time I see my in-laws. I definitely can't sit there and pretend to be the boss. I will definitely be hated by my parents. Parents say something 'You are a customer, don't be busy', but what I thought in my heart was definitely 'Why is this guy so lazy'!" She retorted without turning her head while sweeping the floor seriously.

"Too positive and when you get married, you'll reveal your true nature. The contrast between the front and the back is so big that the old man can't think about it. Why is this girl so hypocritical—" Yin Shi's voice stopped suddenly, and he looked at the dust raised by the broom. During dinner, Dingchun, who raised his head and bit the kamikaze head, was silent for a few seconds, then turned his head away, "Kagura, turn on the TV, your favorite lady's theater is about to start."

"This is not the time for Lady Theater to start broadcasting Aru, Yin-chan, you don't care about me more and more, sooner or later I will run away with Xinbaji!" Kagura said so, while going around Dingchun Turn on the TV.

Kamikaze stood there, and after a while he said blankly, "Curly, it seems that the power went out... You not only owe the rent, but you can't even pay the electricity bill?"

***

After tidying up, Kamikaze clapped his hands in satisfaction, and looked at the time, it was already eleven o'clock at night: "... Hey, it's time to go to bed? Watching too much TV is bad for eyesight, eleven o'clock is liver detoxification Time, if you want to live longer, go to bed on time every day, and don’t procrastinate here if you don’t have work. Don’t think that you can’t go to bed on time if you don’t study the next day. How many people in the world don’t go to bed on time? Can a person become a big shot? How can a person who can't even keep his work and rest time in the best condition be able to do things in the best condition, so it must be because of curly hair that you haven't made a fortune until now——ah, curly Mao, the power went off again."

Dingchun, well done!Sakata Gintoki and Kagura looked at each other, reaching the highest consensus at this moment.However, the former betrayed the latter in the next second, and raised his hand to slap her on the back of the head: "But she is right, listen to the old lady and go to sleep, you have to do radio gymnastics tomorrow morning?"

"Silver sauce is too cunning, Aru!" Kagura transformed into a wretched smile in the next second, "Silver sauce, you obviously want to watch the late night show with Xizi, right? When I was young, my dad often called me early Go to sleep Aru, Silver-chan you will be bald soon Aru."

"Your head is bald! Where did you come to this conclusion?!" Yin Shi slapped her on the back of the head again.

"Silver-chan became angry, Aru!" Kagura held his head in his hands, and rolled on the sofa, "If Yin-chan has a wife, I don't want me, Aru! Men are so ruthless and unintentional. I will never trust you again." Only Xin Baji will not abandon me, I will go to Xin Baji, and then I will never come back, Yinchan, you just wait to be a middle-aged bald uncle! I will definitely laugh hard at that time Your Aru!"

The author has something to say: I wish everyone a happy National Day in advance>3

Ps: I……………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Changed to joy4, the internal CP of those four guys does not violate the harmony or anything =. =

What?Xizi?Is there really no one who thinks that Kiko and Tanaka Katsuro will be more suitable... (beat)

What the hell is QAQ, I am so self-defeating... OJZ|||