Helpless

Kamikaze hugged his knees, in one of the most common self-defense postures, and sat curled up in the bridge hole of the arched bridge, with long pink furry ears drooping in the long light brown hair, looming.She silently looked at the figure of Gui who had just found the bridge from the bridge and then met the Shinsengumi patrols by chance and started another "flee and hunt" play small game. on his knees, staring at his shoes in a daze.

Kotaro, you...can't you look up and look for me?I can't go down ==.

=. =Since you dare to climb up, you must dare to jump down=. =

——If you have the ability, you can dance by yourself! BY kamikaze

It was getting dark outside the bridge hole.Residents on both sides of the river began to eat dinner one after another, and the aroma of the food wafted into her nose. Hungry, she suddenly remembered that she hadn't eaten early in the morning and came here eagerly to ask for a prescription.After reaching into his pocket for a long time, he finally turned over the pocket cloth, but he didn't find even a grain of uncooked rice.

He took out his phone and flipped through it, eliminating the numbers one by one, and finally stuffed the phone back into his pocket.

Kotaro I hate you ==.She was so hungry that her stomach was on her back, and she began to unreasonably vent her anger on Gui who didn't know where the Shinsengumi was chasing him to the end of the world at this time.

Not long after, it began to rain lightly outside again, and the footsteps of the people walking on the bridge obviously accelerated a lot.She hugged her knees and shrank back into the bridge hole. She didn't want to get wet besides being hungry, and the hair on her ears would catch a cold easily after getting wet...

It is really helpless to grow monster ears for a few days after each ○○, and the immunity will become extremely weak.The medicines on the medicine list are not only for treating those old wounds, but more importantly, forcibly suppressing the monster nature in my body that seems to be out of control from time to time in recent years and is ready to burst out at any time.Mingming told himself forcefully that he wanted to live as a human being, but after all, the blood of those monsters still flowed in his blood——

Half-human, half-human monsters, real monsters.

After he really started to force himself to face these facts, he began to work hard to annoy Kamui.It is said to be a fight, but in essence it can only be said to be beaten unilaterally by him. Rather than saying it is painful, it is better to say that it is really a pleasant thing (hey!) in many cases.The more blood in the body flows out, the feeling seems to be cleaner. This kind of psychological suggestion is like being addicted to drugs, and it is almost out of control.At that time, I even thought desperately that it would be good to be beaten to death like this...

"Hey, do you think you are still in the second year of middle school?" The sudden voice was as lazy as ever, but it was extraordinarily clear and bright amidst the sound of rain.Her long ears moved, she opened her mouth, and continued to lower her head without speaking.

After a while, the voice sounded again: "When it rains, spiders will go to the bridge hole to hide from the rain."

"..." Playing dead.

"Snakes and spiders are friends. They can't get out when it rains. We get together to play mahjong or something." Holding an umbrella in one hand, he scratched his nose with the other hand, and raised his hand to scratch his hair , said casually.

"..." Still pretending to be dead.

"Oh, the weather forecast says that the rain will fall until tomorrow night, and the river will probably overflow the bridge hole by then." He scratched his ear with the little finger of the hand that wasn't holding the umbrella, put it in front of his eyes, and then Blow it.

"..." Subconsciously raised his hand to touch his suspected rabbit ears, and continued to play dead.

"It will be haunted if you go down later, and many people will be drowned every year when the water rises." He said that without energy, and he turned to leave with his umbrella in hand.

"Only you are afraid of ghosts, and I am not afraid of such things." She finally spoke.

He stopped where he was going to leave, turned his head slightly, raised the corner of the dead fish's eyes, and glanced at her.The latter put the hat on his head, moved to the edge of the bridge hole, and looked at him: "...my feet are numb."

He said bluntly, "It deserves it."

"..." After two seconds of silence, she turned her head away and muttered softly, "The only thing the teacher didn't teach you guys is how to take good care of me. ==+"

"That thing doesn't exist in this world, give up ==."

"I've given up on it for a long time. ==+"

***

The final result is that two people are sitting in the bridge hole, the wet umbrella is leaning against the wall of the hole on one side, and a standard circular small water pool is gradually formed around the umbrella foot.Yinshi turned his head to look at the rain that was falling harder and harder outside: "Hey, Yinsang, I came out hungry and haven't eaten dinner yet, and I will have nothing to eat when I go back late."

"It's noisy! I haven't even eaten breakfast or lunch!" She immediately frowned and turned to stare at him, but when she saw him peeling off the candy wrapper, her expression changed drastically, her eyes lit up, and she stretched out her hand to strike him with lightning speed. The jingle bells jingle without mercy—

Yinshi slapped her on the face, and while her eyes were blindfolded and struggling, she quickly raised her hand to stuff the candy into her mouth——

She suddenly swung a straight fist and hit him directly in the stomach.Relying on his body's natural reaction, he bowed back, but she caught the opportunity the moment he let go, and snatched the candy from him like a wolf pounced on a sheep with a rabbit stealing fruit candy (what is this!) Put it in your mouth——

He immediately stepped on her shoe with one foot, then kicked at her arm with the other foot, and stretched out his hand sideways to grab the candy——

……………………… Plop.

There was silence, a long silence.

then……

"I'm so hungry." She sat in the corner with her knees hugged, turning her head to look at the heavy rain outside.

"Don't think that nothing happened with your face, I will just pretend that the last candy was not thrown into the river by you! (#‵′)" Sakata Ginshi grabbed her by the collar, "Asshole Jump down and get her up! Then you don't have to come up again, you bastard!"

"Calm down, calm down, curly hair... Hey, why do you call 'she' to a fruit candy?! In your mind, that fruit candy can be a woman, and you didn't treat me as a woman at all. ?!" She also frowned.

"How can you achieve the sweet and sour taste of fruit candy?!"

"If I don't take a shower for half a month, I will definitely smell sour!"

"That's not sour but stinky, you bastard, go down and get candy for me!"

She immediately succumbed to the situation, clasped the cave wall with both hands, and said with tears in her eyes: "Curly, you really calm down, the sugar has been washed away in such a big water, and there is no profit in the first place. Wouldn't it be a complete loss if I were washed away together..."

"It's a good deal to get rid of you with a piece of fruit candy."

"How much do you want to get rid of me! In order to get rid of me, would you rather not have your Miss Fruit Candy?! Sakata Gintoki, ask yourself if you are worthy of your sweet and sour Miss Fruit Candy?! Are all men Like this, can you cleanly sacrifice your own woman in order to achieve your goals?! You dead fish-eyed scum! (#‵′)”

"Now you pushed Yinsang, my Miss Fruit Candy, and drowned her. What reason do you have to choke here?! And the quarrel is not based on voice, but on fist." He continued to drag her to go down Throw in the river.

"That's not a quarrel at all, it's a fight, you idiot!" She continued to grab the cave wall with both hands, "It's only when a gentleman uses his mouth that a villain does it!"

"Oh, then there's nothing to say." He broke her hand cleanly, "If you can't find Miss Fruit Candy, you don't have to come back."

"Hey, hey——" She closed her eyes in despair and prepared to fall into the water again, but after a long time, there was still no movement, and she opened her eyes to meet his dead fish eyes, "...why? Don't throw it away?"

"Loosen my belt."

"We must die together!" She said with pride, "This is great love!"

Bang - bang.

She fell free.

"Ghosts have such illusory things with you." Yinshi turned around and took the umbrella, jumped down from the bridge hole, stood on the bank and looked at the people swimming this way, the hair on her fluffy ears was completely covered by the river water It was wet, drooping on the same wet hair, looking very downcast, with red eyes cursing him fiercely: "Curly hair, the daughter you will have in the future must eat ten times as much food as Xiao Kagura! Than Shinsuke Takasugi is ten times more difficult to do! Ten thousand times more natural than a wig! Hair is one hundred thousand times curlier than yours! The most important point..." She grinned suddenly, revealing a sinister smile, "She will definitely I was chased by my son."

He raised his hand and slapped her on the head, cursing: "Stop cursing Yinsang my future daughter here! She must be [-] times smarter than her father with straight hair! I would rather she marry Shinpachi Haw will not marry your son either!"

Looking at him silently for a while, she turned her back, squatted down slowly, and stretched out her hands to draw small circles on the ground beside her feet: "Curly hair, promise me one thing...marry your daughter to my son Bar."

"There is no need to discuss, you can go dreaming."

"Then adopt my son since he was a child, and let him be the back door when he grows up."

"That's exactly what it means. Go ahead and dream."

"Then it's settled!" She stood up abruptly, turned her head and smiled brightly at him, and said, "From now on, Sakata Fruit Candy will ask you to take care of it!"

——Fruit candy, sister!

The author has something to say: With an inexplicable mentality, I named this article 'Fruit Candy'...~(≧▽≦)/~