The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

284.

Chi Nian has been a little worried recently.

It was almost Chi Ma's birthday, and the peony seeds he planted so hard hadn't sprouted yet.

He originally planned to deliberately say that he hadn't prepared a gift on Chi Ma's birthday, and when Chi Mama showed displeasure, he said that he would take Chi Mama to a good place, and then take the blindfolded Chi Mama to the place he carefully prepared for her. In the flower field, give her an unexpected surprise. Finally, when Chi Ma was so moved that she wanted to find a lawyer to make a will in advance and leave all her life property to him, she struck while the iron was hot and got Chi Ma to agree that he would be with Song Juming.

Seeing that he has such sincerity and perseverance, Chi's mother might soften her heart and the two families can live happily together again.

Just thinking about it, Chi Nianguang couldn't help being proud of Chi's mother. How did she give birth to such an excellent son? Except for his poor grades, he got full marks in everything else.

The imagination is very full, but right now, not to mention the flower buds, I haven't even seen a peony seedling yet.Next month is Chi Ma's birthday, and Chi Nian was so worried that he couldn't sleep.

Given that Song Juming and the others could even kill the small goldfish that went to the plaza during the Chinese New Year, Chi Nian didn't dare to expect them to help him find a way to recruit them. Instead, he used the means of the modern Internet to find a solution to the slow growth of peonies on the Internet.

One of the posts said that the plants are growing slowly, and it is very likely that the nutrition has not kept up.

Chi Nian thought of him and Song Juming. He reckoned that he was so much shorter than Song Juming, probably because he was picky eaters when he was a child and he didn't keep up with his nutrition.

According to the suggestion given at the end of the post, Chi Nian planned to fertilize his peonies.

It is said on the Internet that natural fertilizers are the best choice.

In order to allow his peonies to drink the most natural fertilizer, Chi Nian thought of a trick.

hold back!

In order to store more urine, Chi Nian began to pour water for a day, as long as he drank without vomiting, he kept drinking, holding back from morning to night, and was reluctant to go to the toilet, so he waited to go home at night, taking advantage of the full moon. The black wind was high, and no one wandered around in the neighborhood. He sneaked into his peony field again, took off his pants, walked back and forth, and took care of every peony minor.

Chi Nian moved to the max, held back his urine for a week, and insisted on going to the peony field to release water every night.

After all, it's a little hard to tell about this kind of thing in the wild. If someone accidentally sees it, he will die, so he doesn't have the nerve to tell Song Juming about the artificial fertilization, let alone invite Song Juming to join the gang.

The difficult task of caring for the juvenile plants is left to him.

Paeoniae: a plant.

285.

In Song Juming's opinion, there is no one in this world who understands better than Chi Nian.

After calling him to come home from school with him for two consecutive days and being rejected, Song Juming knew that Chi Nian must be playing tricks behind his back.

Seeing Chi Nian's constipated face, Song Juming simply stopped asking, and followed Chi Nian secretly after school, trying to figure out what the hell he was up to.

But what Song Juming never expected was that Chi Nian could find his whereabouts without turning his head now. Before he had time to get close, Chi Nian trotted all the way to the parking spot, not to mention riding his little electric donkey. No matter what he was chasing after and shouting his name, he ran away in a blink of an eye.

Song Juming had no means of transportation, so he had to stop a yellow Ferrari at the school gate.

"Master, help me chase the small electric stove in front, hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

Seeing his anxious expression, the master smiled and asked, "My little brother, was your girlfriend kidnapped by that boy?"

Song Juming fixed his gaze on Chi Nian, and casually said a few words: "Almost, master, please help me chase it, I will give you twice the fare."

"Yes, hurry up."

The master kicked the accelerator down, making Song Juming really feel what it means to push back.

At the same time, he also saw his potential in other aspects in Chi Nian. It was the first time in his life that he knew that the small electric stove could be turned on so fast, turning left and right, and quickly left them behind.

Song Juming was sitting in the back of the taxi, and he was about to catch up with Chi Nian. He quickly rolled down the window, and was about to call Chi Nian's name, when he saw Chi Nian turn into the alley again.

In Yucheng, the master who drives a yellow Ferrari is the most unlikely to be overtaken, so even after running through two red lights, he has to catch up with the young man who doesn't know what to do.

Chi Nian finally turned into a small alley, and the taxi couldn't get in.

Song Juming knew that it was the way they usually liked to go home from school, so after figuring out Chi Nian's destination, he covered his mouth where something was about to pop out, and hurriedly paid the fare and ran downstairs in the community.

When he rushed downstairs in the community, he saw Chi Nian running up the stairs in a panic before he even had time to lock the car.

Seeing Chi Nian's appearance, Song Juming panicked immediately. He thought that Chi Nian rushed home in such a hurry that something happened to Chi's mother at home, so after helping Chi Nian lock the car, Song Juming hurried after him .

But when he ran to Chi Nian's house in a hurry, he rang the doorbell but found that Chi Nian had not come back.

Because he forgot to bring the key, he called Chi Nian, but the other party refused to answer. Song Juming, who was really worried, had to squat at the door and wait for Chi Nian to come back.

About 10 minutes later, Song Juming's feet were numb from squatting, and Chi Nian came back.

The moment he met Chi Nian's eyes, Song Juming felt that the expression on Chi Nian's face was very familiar. He was lucky enough to see Chi Nian's face when they were in sixth grade.

At that time, the two of them were still in a cold war, and usually pretended not to see them even if they saw them, but one evening, Song Juming, who was coming home from school, suddenly saw Chi Nian leaving the elevator on, and climbed the stairs crying to go back.

At that time, Chi Nian had this expression on his face now.

Song Juming thought that Chi Nian had been wronged at school.

He later found out that Chi Nian had wet his pants that day.

286.

In order to let the old man know what immoral things he did when he was young, Chi Nian has always had the habit of writing a diary.

On the day he finally decided to give up fertilizing peonies, he updated an emotional diary.

"

Wednesday/Sunny Mood: Speechless

It was an ordinary evening.

After school.

on the road.

An ordinary high school student didn't care about his boyfriend who was chasing him, and rode a bicycle on the road alone.

Is he learning the drag racing party to pursue excitement?

No.

So is he in a hurry to go home and have a warm meal?

Not even thinking about it.

Finally arrived at the entrance of the community, he didn't even have time to lock the car, so he rushed up the stairs with his legs between his legs.

I saw that his face was tense the whole time, biting his lower lip tightly, and he didn't dare to say hello to acquaintances.

He ran and ran, trying to reach the distance that was close at hand but out of reach.

He swore that he had never run so fast in his life. With his current state, he might be able to win glory for his country in the Olympics.

But right now, he doesn't have time to think so much, and there is only one thought in his mind: he must hold on!

How much he wished that the distance he was heading for was in front of him, but the reality was cruel.

All in vain.

Seeing that it was almost here, he was already taking off his belt.

But on another level, he's also getting there.

A thrill.

The efforts from after school to the present have all become bubbles.

He stopped suddenly.

His expression was calm but troubled.

He looked around and found no one.I saw him secretly put the shoulder straps of the long schoolbag, let the shoulder straps hang on his arms, so as to block his buttocks.

He trotted home.

With a pair of wet pants, and a complex face.

Fortunately, few people noticed him along the way.

Unfortunately, when he came home, he found that the boyfriend he had left behind was squatting in front of his house.

He doesn't have gradient pants, Song Juming knows it.

The smell of sweat is not fishy, ​​Song Juming also knows it.

He tried to pretend to be a fool, so did his boyfriend let him go?

No.

Just when he took out his keys, intending to open the door and go home quickly, and then locked his boyfriend out of the door, he saw that his boyfriend took out his high-definition photos faster than him. Selling point of the new mobile phone.

He wanted to escape, but he couldn't escape no matter what.

In order to prevent him from escaping, the damn boyfriend actually grabbed his schoolbag strap, and then recorded his embarrassment while laughing.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"Niannian, why did you still pee your pants in high school!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

"Hahahaha I want to laugh at you forever!!!"

Amidst the wild laughter of her boyfriend, this ordinary high school student feels that life has lost its meaning.

He tried his best not to cry, but the tears on his face still betrayed him.

He knew in his heart that his boyfriend would not tell the story of him peeing his pants, but when he thought that the two of them would probably spend more than 80 years together in this life, the fact that he peed his pants in high school might be pulled out every year , he shed tears of remorse in despair, and silently recited a few words in his heart: Only idiots hold back their urine.

I don't know who this ordinary high school student is.

This story is what I heard.

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