The boring daily life of ordinary high school students

281.

Looking at He Yunqi, who came back to school suddenly and sat in the front row, and then at Fu Jinyuan, who had an idiot face, Chi Nian pointed to Fu Jinyuan's injured ankle, and said with disgust, "You were scared by the school committee?" Broke your leg? He is too useless! On behalf of the school committee, I will expel you from our shovel gang!"

Hearing the Shovel Gang, He Yunqi turned around quickly.

Seeing that He Yunqi was going to stand up for him, Fu Jinyuan was almost moved to tears.

However, He Yunqi just frowned, and explained solemnly: "It's not the shovel gang, it's the baseball gang."

282.

Don't look at Fu Jinyuan who is usually more courageous than anyone else, and even went to catch cockroaches with Chi Nian and put them in a box to fight, but as long as he touches this kind of monster, he will definitely be the first person to be scared to pee, so we can't blame him entirely .

When it comes to catching cockroaches to fight, everyone finds it unbelievable. Others are fighting crickets, which is a kind of fun, but because they can't catch crickets and want to have some fun, they choose to fight cockroaches.

At first, cockroaches were not used, but cicadas, which are the most common and noisy in summer.

But the cicada, like Lai Kebao, grabs and jumps, making them unable to experience the fun of fighting cicadas. In addition, the cicadas are singing, and people are broken, precisely because the cicadas can't stand the two. Ravaged by human beings, he yelled twice casually, and the two of them were kicked out of the classroom all the way by the head teacher at the same time, and they were fined not to stand in the classroom with the air conditioner in the 38-degree weather, but to squat outside without air conditioning Holding up the bucket used to catch the water from the air conditioner, the two of them gave the cicada to the flower rooster raised by the aunt in the cafeteria in a fit of anger, and then turned their attention to the cockroach that was similar in size, liked to move around, and couldn't bark.

Cockroaches are good everywhere, and Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan had a great time playing.

However, within two days, their new toys were confiscated by the teacher in charge. On Monday, they were on the podium, with their right fists raised at their temples, and they read aloud the self-criticism they had written.

Can anyone else be blamed for this?

Naturally not.

The day they were arrested was when the Education Bureau came to inspect the school. It was a vast expanse, full of leaders, and no grass grew anywhere they went.

But in the seventh class of the second year of high school, they encountered a hard stubble.

Chi Nian and Fu Jinyuan were having a great time at that time, and they had long forgotten the vaccinations that the old class had given in advance for self-study, and said that there would be a checkup today, so they should behave better.

So much so that a large group of leaders had already stood outside the door to watch the two squatting on the ground fighting cockroaches, they didn't know it, and they didn't notice the classmate who gave him the signal.

The moment Xiaolan was riding on Xiaohong's back, the cheering Fu Jinyuan, the dejected Chi Nian, and the little Hong and Xiaolan they raised together were sent to the office for criticism and education. The leader who came had never seen such a big cockroach in his life. The moment he opened the box, the wig flew off and covered the head of the person next to him. The scene was out of control for a while.The two people's original [-]-word self-criticism has also become a [-]-word self-criticism, and they swear in front of the old class that they will never catch cockroaches again in this life.

Cockroach: Listen to me ~ thank you ~ because of you ~ warm four seasons ~ thank you ~ thanks for having you ~ the world is more beautiful ~ I want to thank you ~ because of you ~ love is always in my heart ~ thank you ~ thank you for having you ♂♂ ♂ pass on happiness

283.

"So you asked him why he didn't come to school all of a sudden?" Chi Nian covered his mouth and asked in a low voice.

Fu Jinyuan was so patronizing to see He Yunqi wearing a nightgown last night that he had long forgotten his real purpose - to find out why He Yunqi didn't go to school suddenly, and ignored them.

"Fuck! I forgot!"

The moment Fu Jinyuan shot the case, the unlucky thing happened again. When he turned his head, he saw the old class who was smiling but not smiling waving at him, saying with his mouth: Get out soon!

Beside him, Chi Nian, who had learned a lot from a pitfall, had already learned to cheat with the small mirror, and quietly adjusted the angle of the small mirror so that he could see the situation outside the door.

Just a second before Lao Ban came over, he had already spotted Lao Ban's sneaky traces, and then he only took 0.01s to react, without hesitation, he chose to abandon Fu Jinyuan ruthlessly, and buried himself in the appearance of reading a book .

Anyone who reads it will say: Beast!

Fu Jinyuan is no exception.

Ordinary people see this situation and come back to complain after being punished at most, but Fu Jinyuan is not an ordinary person.

He immediately raised his hand and made a small report: "Old Ban! I was chatting with Chi Nian just now! Don't let Chi Nian go!"

After finishing speaking, Fu Jinyuan looked at Chi Nian who was stunned: good brothers hold hands, and don't let anyone go.

Chi Nian: Dirty words.