The good pregnancy of marrying a man and a wife

Before finishing a round, Peng Yu put down his club, wiped the sweat off his forehead with a towel, and waved at Liang Songyang repeatedly: "No, I'll take a break first." After speaking, he stood with his hips on his hips and gasped for breath.

Liang Songyang unscrewed a bottle of water and handed it to him, and said at the same time: "It's just playing billiards, are you so tired?"

"Do you think everyone is a physical freak like you?" Peng Yu pointed his finger at his temple: "I play with my brain."

After struggling for another round, Peng Yu gave up and took out his mobile phone to call someone: "I asked someone to come out to play. You won't come out much after you get married."

Liang Songyang thought about it, so he nodded and said yes, and then the two drove to the clubhouse. While waiting for the red light on the road, Liang Songyang saw Cheng Yishan standing on the road beside him, waving at him.Peng Yu also saw it at this time, and couldn't help getting closer, pointing to Cheng Yishan outside and said, "There is a little brother saying hello to us."

Liang Songyang pushed Peng Yu's head away: "Can you turn your head and look to your right first?"

Peng Yu just saw a girl in a pink down jacket standing on the right side of the road, and then the girl crossed the road in a second, trotted past their car, ran straight to the boy on the left side of the road, hugged a bear On him, throwing his head back and laughing.

Peng Yu sighed and lay on his back, sighing: "Why do good men have girlfriends? What's wrong with the world? Shit!"

Because the road was blocked for a while, when the two arrived, the others had almost arrived.When several people saw Liang Songyang arrived, they scolded him one after another. Su Haoyu patted Liang Songyang's shoulder and began to mutter: "Dwelling in a small house for a day, the world has been in the world for thousands of years, how come you really stay at home like a married woman!"

"I've been busy recently." Liang Songyang glanced at Su Haoyu: "It's you, there is no news these days."

Su Haoyu kicked the table with his foot, gritted his teeth and said: "Bah, don't mention it. My careless younger brother made a girlfriend somewhere, I'm getting bored to death."

Peng Yu interjected and asked him, "Isn't this just right? Now someone will pick up the mainstay of your Su family's succession."

"It's better like this." Su Haoyu took a deep look at Peng Yu: "I met that woman... Let me tell you this, that woman is much tougher than Songyang's previous friend, you said my brother Do you like women or men?"

"Do you mean transvestite or transvestite?" Peng Yu took two oranges and put them out: "A transvestite woman just thinks that she is a man from the bottom of her heart. And transvestite does not include those who like to wear men's clothing." Women, this is normal."

"That refers to men who like to wear women's clothing?" Liang Songyang asked, and at the same time remembered Cheng Yishan who was wearing a violent skirt and tutu: "Is this considered a mental illness?"

Peng Yu nodded: "It can be said that. Some people go through this orgasm, and some avoid responsibility... There are many reasons, why are you asking this?"

"I'm curious." Liang Songyang continued to ask curiously as expected: "Then tell me, this kind of men in women's clothes like women, or women in men's clothes like men, are they psychologically homosexual?"

"Of course not." Peng Yu unquestionably explained professionally: "What clothes you like to wear has nothing to do with your sexual orientation." After a pause, he continued: "It's like whether you like vegetables or not is related to whether you like men or women. It doesn't matter the same."

Cheng Yishan, who was sleeping, suddenly sneezed, and the cat squatting beside him immediately lay down on his face, holding his belly to keep him warm.Cheng Yishan, who was short of breath and almost suffocated, finally opened his eyes in confusion, grabbed the cat and put it on the ground, rubbed his face and walked out the door.

Zhao Dandan was cleaning the litter box. He probably felt too much exercise, so he took off his down jacket and put it on the chair. Cheng Yishan grabbed it and wanted to put it on his body, but he saw a deep water mark in the middle of the pink clothes.

I don't know who peed... Cheng Yishan chose to ignore it, put his clothes away calmly, and then took out his mobile phone to practice taking pictures. After taking too many pictures, Cheng Yishan realized that taking pictures of cats is not considered a technical job. It depends on whether the model is willing to cooperate.Some cats are alert and will walk away as soon as they see the camera, while others will actively pose.

"Eggy, do you think it will pose as a lucky cat?"

Zhao Dandan didn't even turn his head: "I knew it a long time ago, do I need you to tell me?" He turned his back to Cheng Yishan and raised a middle finger: "Young master, come and exercise! I'm a weak woman here, dripping with sweat. Can't you see it?"

Cheng Yishan groaned and leaned against the back of the chair, motionless.

"Don't you clean at home?" Zhao Dandan asked sadly.

"Of course I clean at home. Does it count as wiping my own ass?" Cheng Yishan poured a bag of milk tea on Zhao Dandan's table, glanced at it and said, "Damn, I really don't understand your taste, why? You always like this kind of shit green food?" He took a sip, and then: "Bah! Bah, bah, bah!"

Zhao Dandan stood up angrily and kicked Cheng Yishan: "Lazy is lazy, don't make excuses! You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

Cheng Yishan said earnestly: "I'm doing this for your own good, Dandan, you think, you're going to get married in the future, if you don't work hard, your mother-in-law will hate you. Since ancient times, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law have been difficult to get along with, do you know why? When a mother-in-law practiced a hard-working account, devoted herself to equipment, and finally raised her up, her account was hacked by her daughter-in-law. Think about that feeling."

"...Damn it, it seems quite reasonable." Zhao Dandan nodded slowly.

After Cheng Yishan got home at night, when he saw the woman sitting on the sofa, he couldn't help but want to slap himself, to make you feel bad!If you talk about your mother-in-law carefully, you can't talk about it!Come as soon as you say it!Cheng Yishan patted his chest, very glad that he came back from get off work after changing clothes.

"Mom." Cheng Yishan made tea and served it to his mother-in-law respectfully.

Mama Liang took a sip of it, and showed appreciation: "The tea is not bad." Then she changed the subject and asked, "I heard that you are a designer? Why don't you work in your own company?"

Alarm bells rang in Cheng Yishan's heart, he thought about it quickly and said: "There is an older brother in the family, I am useless, and my parents are spoiling me, haha."

Mother Liang nodded: "Girls are supposed to be pampered in the first place, and that's okay. Songyang didn't wrong you, right?"

Speaking of Tang Qiu meowing out of the house, Cheng Yishan smiled awkwardly: "I, I'll feed the cat!" After speaking, he took Tang Qiu back to the room, and halfway on the way, he suddenly thought He couldn't let Liang's mother find out that he and Liang Songyang were separated, so he turned around and went to Liang Songyang's room, and brought Tangqiu's rice bowl for him to eat.

At first he wanted to leave Tang Qiu in the room, but Tang Qiu followed him every step of the way, so Cheng Yishan had to sit back with the cat in his arms, comforting Tang Qiu while answering the question just now: "He is very kind to me, he knows that I like small animals , This cat was given to me by him.”

Mother Liang touched Tangqiu's back and expressed her satisfaction.

The atmosphere suddenly turned cold again, and the hall was eerily silent. Cheng Yishan couldn't bear the pressure, his forehead was covered with cold sweat, and then he turned on the TV.

The "mother-in-law and daughter-in-law" stayed silent for a long while, and even Tang Qiu fell asleep snoringly. Liang Songyang didn't come back until twelve o'clock.

The expression on Liang's mother's face was a little unstoppable, she checked the time again, and then asked Cheng Yishan unbearably: "Does he come back so late every day?"

Cheng Yishan was a little frightened by her, and stammered: "No, not often, occasionally I will come back later, usually I come back very early..."

Then she walked away in a huff.

Cheng Yishan vaguely felt that he seemed to have caused some trouble, thought about it with his sleepy head, and found that there seemed to be nothing wrong with him, so he hugged the sugar ball and went to sleep.

Early the next morning, I went to knock on Liang Songyang's door, but no one responded after knocking for a long time, and I don't know if he left the door early in the morning, or he never came back.Cheng Yishan couldn't help shaking his head and sighing: "Son, child, why are you so bad..."

As a result, on the refrigerator in the kitchen, I saw a familiar post-it note, which said: Why is the rice bowl of the sugar ball in my room?

Cheng Yishan thought for a while, then patted his head suddenly, remembering.

Something is wrong, Liang Songyang, your mother came to see you yesterday, and left angrily afterwards!

Originally, Cheng Yishan planned to call Liang Songyang to talk about it after going to work, but he forgot it when he got busy. Later, seeing that Liang Songyang didn't respond, he gradually put this matter behind him.After all, Liang Songyang is not a child anymore, is he still going to be beaten for coming home late?

As a result, after Cheng Yishan slowly forgot about it, one night Liang Songyang suddenly said, "Clean up and move to the master bedroom. My mother is coming to live for a while."

Cheng Yishan: ...Pfft.It's not that I'm laughing, but I'm really vomiting blood, okay?Can't help but ask: "Why?"

Liang Songyang didn't expect Cheng Yishan to ask such a question, and he was a little confused for a moment. After thinking for a while, he said, "She said that she hasn't gotten along well with her daughter-in-law, so she wants to come and stay for a while." Then he explained helplessly: " I can't refuse her."

"It's okay, it's okay. It should be." Cheng Yishan waved his hands again and again, and said that he is a professional, even if his own mother came, he would not reveal his secrets.

In the process of moving things, Cheng Yishan found a big bell in the corner, and directed Liang Songyang to bring Tangqiu's cat scratcher over, and he himself made a simple cat house for Tangqiu with great interest.It is said to be a cat house, but it is actually two cardboard boxes of different sizes stacked up. A round hole is dug on the intersecting layer, and a round hole is also dug outside the bottom box, with a bell hanging in the middle of the hole.

Then you can scribble whatever you want outside.

After the completion, the cute and silly cat will automatically get into the box!