The good pregnancy of marrying a man and a wife

When Cheng Yishan was answering the phone, Liang Songyang was playing with Tang Qiu with a cat teasing stick, and they would leave as soon as he touched it. Touch it.

"Yishan?" Liang Songyang suddenly made a sound, but his eyes were still fixed on Tangqiu.

"Ok?"

Liang Songyang put away the cat teasing stick, and calmly said, "One mountain."

"Hmm... eh, sparkling? The sky is full of little stars~" Cheng Yishan finally came to his senses, hung up the phone, turned his head to look at Liang Songyang and laughed dryly for a while.Carefully observing Liang Songyang, seeing that he still didn't respond, Cheng Yishan's heart was almost twisted into a ball, thinking that the scene could be salvaged, so he saved his respect: "Baby, can you sing Little Star?"

"……Won't."

Cheng Yishan picked up the sugar ball and hugged it in his arms: "I asked it." Then he said to the sugar ball: "No, it's okay, I'll teach you." While speaking, he stood up slowly, and walked out without a trace No, when I moved to the door, I suddenly realized: Isn't this my own room?

Liang Songyang rolled up his sleeves, picked up the cat scratcher parts on the ground to study, and asked casually, "What's wrong with Cheng Yiyi?"

Cheng Yishan knelt down at the door holding the sugar ball, and looked at Liang Songyang with a mournful face: "It's really none of my business..."

"What's wrong with Cheng Yiyi?" Liang Songyang compared the installation drawings and put the two parts together.

Hearing the chorus sound of "clicking" parts together, Cheng Yishan reflexively thought of domestic violence, so he said honestly: "I really don't know about this, really, I went to ask Cheng Zhongming yesterday, He didn't tell me anything." While talking, he carefully observed Liang Songyang's expression, and saw that his face was still peaceful, so he tentatively said: "But Cheng Yiyi should be back soon, so you just pretend... ..."

"I just pretended not to know." Liang Songyang took it naturally.Then he turned his head to look at Cheng Yishan, and found that Cheng Yishan had knelt down at some point, so he patted the place next to him and said, "The new society is out of favor, I don't blame you." Then he said with a subtle expression: " I know a little bit about this.”

"Really?" Cheng Yishan quickly got up and sat down cross-legged, and began to help clean up a pile of parts on the ground, and showed Liang Songyang the blueprint: "Look here, why can't I understand this thing." After the hair drooped down, Cheng Yishan brushed it back casually.

When Cheng Yishan made this move, he was still holding the cat teasing stick in his hand, so he waved it in the air, and the sugar ball squatting at the door jumped in the air.But it didn't think about it when it took off, and when it grabbed the cat teaser, the whole cat fell out of control. Fortunately, Cheng Yishan caught it at the critical moment.

Tang Qiu was terrified, and its paws tightly hooked Cheng Yishan's knitted coat. Cheng Yishan coaxed it for a long time, but it refused to let go.

"See if you're still skinny?" Cheng Yishan squeezed Tang Qiu's paws to get the clothes out, but saw that the wool was pulled out, so he put down the things in his hands to change clothes.

Liang Songyang saw Tang Qiu lying motionless on the carpet, so he reached out and touched its head. This time it didn't dodge, and even rubbed its head against Liang Songyang's palm: "Meow~"

When Cheng Yishan changed his clothes, he suddenly remembered that he already knew, so why am I still at home...?So I took off my bra and put on a short sleeve to go out.In the end, I saw a scene that directly hit people's hearts. I couldn't help but cover my chest and silently thought that the contrast between cuteness and cuteness is indeed the cutest thing in the world, and then naturally walked over and sat down.

As a result, Liang Songyang's expression became particularly unnatural.

Cheng Yishan stroked his hair, and gave a hearty smile: "You said you knew it earlier, and I don't have to pretend to be so hard. Do you know how painful it is to wear a bra for more than [-] hours a day? You..." He said As he said that, he found that Liang Songyang's expression was really ugly. Although he faintly felt that he was playing off, he still struggled and asked: "You, didn't you know it a long time ago?"

"I thought Cheng Yiyi was your sister." When Liang Songyang spoke, his voice trembled slightly.

Cheng Yishan was stunned for a moment: "From the perspective of human genetics, she is my sister."

Liang Songyang put down the drawing and walked out of the room slowly.

As a result, Cheng Yishan held the sugar ball and thought wildly for half an hour, then went to the bathroom to connect the hair piece, put on the bra and pulled the quilt to sleep.

Just as he fell asleep in a daze, the door was knocked open suddenly, and a uniformed officer handed him a court summons, saying that Liang Moumou sued you and Cheng Zhongming for partnering to cheat the marriage, and the court session was about to begin.Cheng Yishan angrily took Tang Qiu to confront him in the courtroom, saying what did I lie to you?I haven't spent your money since I've been married for so long, okay!My son can testify for me!

Liang Moumou pointed his sword at the innocent Tangqiu even more angrily and said that this is all the property you cheated from me!After finishing speaking, he took out the Miaoxian package from his pocket to seduce the sugar ball!Cheng Yishan hugged Tangqiu and said that farting Tangqiu is my son!It has always slept with me!Liang Moumou said that you are the only one who farts. The contract of selling sugar balls is still with me!As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper and threw it in his face.Cheng Yishan resolutely refused to give in, and the two sides fought in court, refusing to show weakness to each other. In the end, the judge got angry and shouted to stop arguing!Break up!

The next day, when Cheng Yishan went out, he specially brought the sugar ball with him.I can't tell why, but as the guardian of Tangqiu, I must always be responsible for the safety of Tangqiu's cat.

As soon as he approached the partner's hospital, Tangqiu became very manic. Cheng Yishan kept stroking and praised: "You still know Chinese characters? Don't struggle, just get an injection. Boys need to be stronger! There will be a sister coming later." with you!"

While talking, Zhai Ying rushed to the scene with Hua Miao, and Zhai Ying couldn't help it for a long time: "Sister, do you have a boyfriend?"

Thinking of Di Ying's phone call from the source of all evil, Cheng Yishan wanted to poke his eyes in his eyes, and waved his hands awkwardly: "Don't mention it, it will be tears..."

Zhai Ying looked disappointed: "Hey, I originally wanted to introduce you to my stupid brother. Why do you have someone who has a famous flower? Living is really painful."

To be honest, since I confessed to Liang Songyang yesterday, although I didn't guess the beginning or the end, and I behaved a bit embarrassingly.But in fact, there is a kind of refreshing feeling when wearing a black coat, walking to a crowded place, unzipping the zipper and opening the skirt hiahia to scare others, so much so that when seeing Zhai Ying now, Cheng Yishan wants to tell her that she can call him brother in the future.

Cheng Yishan couldn't help but feel deeply ashamed of his obscene thoughts. Could it be that he is not just a womanizer, but has now deteriorated into an exhibitionist...

Just as he was thinking that there was nothing he could do, he suddenly saw Tang Qiu squatting on the side crying, really crying, tears streaming from his round eyes.Cheng Yishan hugged Tangqiu and rubbed it in his arms: "Son, don't cry! Mom will never leave you!"

At this time, Zhai Ying came back with a smile, and held up her mobile phone to show Cheng Yishan: "Look hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

The above is the Kuaishou GIF page, and Cheng Yishan saw Tangqiu leaning over to play with Huamiao, rubbing his head against the back of his neck, and then Huamiao raised his paw and slapped Tangqiu across the face.Tang Qiu widened his eyes and looked at Cheng Yishan in disbelief. Seeing Cheng Yishan lowered his head and not looking at himself, all kinds of grievances rushed into his heart, and slowly shed tears of grievance...

Cheng Yishan hugged Tangqiu's body and held it up in front of him: "Do you want to fall in love at a young age?" After that, he kissed its hairy face and held up his thumb in praise: "As expected of my son!"

After giving the injections to the two cats, Zhai Ying took out a desk calendar from her bag and gave it to Cheng Yishan before leaving: "I told you last time, a desk calendar made with photos of flower cats."

Cheng Yishan flipped through it casually, and praised her: "The photos you took are really good, how did you take pictures of cats? Why can I only get afterimages when I take pictures..."

"Haha! Do you think this can be shot casually?" Zhai Ying raised her nose, and then spread her hands towards Cheng Yishan: "How about selling it to you for 30 yuan? The internal price is not expensive, right?"

Cheng Yishan silently put the desk calendar back into Zhai Ying's hand.

When he got home, Liang Songyang didn't come back. Cheng Yishan saw that it was still early, rolled up his sleeves and took out the clothes in the laundry basket to wash, then took the key and went to Liang Songyang's room, and took out the clothes and bed sheets he had changed. After washing, when it was in full swing, I heard someone outside holding a key to open the door.

Cheng Yishan hurriedly shouted: "Change your shoes! I just wiped the floor!"

After Liang Songyang changed his shoes and walked in, he subconsciously looked to the balcony, and saw Cheng Yishan with a finger-length braid behind his head, wearing an apron and drying his underwear.

After Cheng Yishan finished his work, Liang Songyang knocked on his door and asked calmly: "Do you have time? We need to talk."

Cheng Yishan looked at Tangqiu for the first time, then locked Tangqiu in the room, and followed Liang Songyang to the study.The study room, which usually feels quite large, looks very cramped today. Cheng Yishan feels uncomfortable no matter how he sits, and Liang Songyang always keeps silent. In the end, Cheng Yishan had no choice but to preemptively say, "The sugar ball is mine."

Liang Songyang was immediately amused by his serious expression.

The atmosphere in the room was finally no longer stiff, Cheng Yishan moved his hands and feet, and poured a cup of tea for Liang Songyang very attentively: "I only now understand why you told me like that on the night of the wedding, you are planning to find a lesbian Are you married? I like to wear women's clothes since I was a child, and I will never reveal my secrets, so you can rest assured. The marriage certificate was issued with the real Cheng Yiyi's ID card. This is no problem. When she comes back in due time, this Things will be complete, don't you think so?" Holding the teacup in both hands, he handed it over.

"Hmm." Liang Songyang took a sip from the cup and asked, "I can't find out that Cheng Yiyi has a twin brother. Why are you willing to replace her? You like..."

"Because the Cheng family gave me a lot of money!" Cheng Yishan opened his hands and drew an arc in the air.

"Okay, very good." Liang Songyang grabbed the teacup and drank tea.