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O-Outstanding, outstanding, excellent

Mini Luo and Christine have reached the age of going to school. After considering and discussing with Ronaldo, Carl and Ronaldo sent them to a private kindergarten in London.

The kindergarten motto is: "Teach children to be outstanding people."

One day Minilo and Christine came home and asked Carl, "Papa, what is an outstanding person?"

Carl replied: "It is a person who is very good at a certain ability and is better than others."

The two friends were thoughtful: "We want to be outstanding people!"

Three days later, Karl and Ronaldo were called to school by the kindergarten teacher.

In the office, they were met with eye rolls from a dozen other parents.

After apologizing enough, the two were finally able to take the child home.

As soon as he left the kindergarten, Ronaldo glared at his son: "Beating other children with bruises all over their heads is not a skill, it's mischief!"

Carl also had black lines: "Lily, let all the boys in the school like you and be jealous of you... Well, although this is also a skill, if you only know this, you can't become an outstanding person."

P-Partner partner, spouse

On March 2014, 3, the same-sex marriage law in the UK came into effect.

Carl and Ronaldo submitted a marriage application to the London government.

In the past, when they introduced each other to their friends, they said: "This is my Partner."

In the future, they can directly say: "This is my Husband."

Q-Quarter quarter

Ronaldo's character determines that he is a person who is not good at talking about love.

But in fact, as long as Ronaldo thinks, he can say very beautifully: "If a person's life is only 80 years, I will not have you in the first quarter of my life, and I hope you can always be with me in the last three quarters of my life." I am with you."

R-Return

On August 2019, 8, the last day before the closing of the European summer transfer window, Real Madrid and Manchester United jointly announced the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo. The Portuguese superstar who has played at the Bernabeu for ten years will return Old Trafford.

The reason why the 34-year-old Ronaldo left Real Madrid is the same as that of Luis Figo, who was 33 years old. "Old and frail", so in 2005, Inter Milan used the method of solving the salary problem for Figo in exchange for the opponent's free transfer. Now Ronaldo has returned to Manchester United in the same way.

The former No. 7 returned, and not all the voices of welcome sounded in the Old Trafford stadium.

Just like Beckham joined the Manchester United coaching staff after retiring, some fans questioned his "not professional enough, just for show", some fans doubted Ronaldo: "They are already 34 years old, the competition in the Premier League is so fierce, he can play for a few more years." ? It’s not for the elderly, right?”

In response to these discordant voices, Ronaldo chose to publicly declare to the nearly [-] Manchester United fans who came for him at the debut meeting held at Old Trafford: "I am not coming back to Manchester United to retire. It's for the Seven Crowns!"

After successfully defending the Champions League in the 2017-18 season, Manchester United's new goal is to become an unprecedented seven-time champion in world football.

This is something that all Red Devils players and fans know very well, but few people really say it.

Because for public figures, they are basically responsible for what they say.

Ronaldo was the first person to publicize this goal, and the time he chose was the first day after joining Manchester United.

After a moment of silence at Old Trafford, there was an instant of thunder. The fans clapped loudly and stomped their feet in the stands, cheering and whistling.

At this moment, no matter those who like Ronaldo, those who don't like him, those who believe in him or those who doubt him, are all taken aback by his bravery, and then admire this courage.

Two seasons later, when "Desperate No. 7" became a title that will always be remembered at Old Trafford, when Ronaldo really did what he said, he returned to Old Trafford and promised the fans The day when the promise was made was called "the starting day of the third spring of C Ronaldo's career" by media fans.

S-Seven small seven

After fleeing home in Brooklyn to go to Manchester United for a trial training, Beckham followed his eldest son to England, Xiao Qi, who had just turned one year old, was hugged by his mother every day to learn to speak.

A month later, when Beckham, who had settled down completely in Manchester, flew to Los Angeles to pick up his family back home, his dearest daughter, Xiao Qi, yelled crisply as soon as she saw him and his eldest son: "Bad dad! Bad dad!" elder brother!"

Beckham & Brooklyn: "..."

Victoria smiled with satisfaction.

T-TSV1860 München Munich 1860

When another shareholder meeting of Munich 1860 was held and Carl's figure frequently appeared in the media's footage, the Lions fans in Munich finally knew that their former meritorious coach was back!

Although the identity of the return has changed from the head coach to the major shareholder, the fans are happier after a short period of loss and thinking: the head coach will always terminate the contract with the club, but what does the shareholder mean?It means that the name of the team's meritorious coach is completely tied to Munich 1860. From then on, they will win and lose. Oston will never leave the club alone!

Every team expects the club to have a wise management, and the Lions fans are no exception. In their eyes, Karl, who once made 1860 Munich to the peak of history, will do whatever he wants after becoming a shareholder. Nothing could have done more damage to the club than the Wildmosers.

With the support of fans and the instigation of public opinion, coupled with the defection of shareholders, Karl quickly took control of the club's discourse power with shares similar to Wildmoser Jr.'s.

He then combined 1860 Munich and Manchester United into a union club, that is, a satellite club.

After becoming a league club, the exchange of players between the two teams suddenly increased. For example, Manchester United has the right of first refusal to the outstanding talents cultivated by 1860 Munich, and those talented but inexperienced bench players in the Manchester United team will also be loaned to the Lions. Exercise, a friendly match between the two teams every year and so on.

Germany has a well-developed youth training system, which is especially suitable for the growth of teenagers. Manchester United has a rich background. Every year, there are not many talented players who sit on the bench to watch the drinking fountains. The cooperation between the two clubs can be regarded as complementary and win-win.

Although 1860 Munich, which has been reformed from top to bottom, did not rise overnight as it did a few years ago, the momentum of development is gradually on the right track. Finally, after five seasons, it has become a Bundesliga club that can be ranked every season. Top five teams.

U-UKUnited Kingdom

Many years later, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge finally became Crown Prince and finally crowned King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Abbreviated as King William V of England.

King William has a very good personal relationship with the famous British football coach Alston, which is clear to anyone who has read the British tabloids.

And after the "South Africa World Cup photogate" incident was exposed, this kind of "very good personal relationship" will inevitably be rendered somewhat ambiguous by the tabloids——#奥斯斯顿和王一布# series was once the favorite of tabloid reporters topic of writing.

Ronaldo was very interested in this. At the Royal Ascot Horse Racing Festival, he couldn't control his urge to continue to poke King William's scar, so he combed his hair for a full hour and a half before going out. One of his favorite hairstyles.

After entering the box, Ronaldo was extremely proud to see that King William's gaze was indeed circling above his head several times.

Unexpectedly, not long after, King William walked towards Ronaldo, and said to him earnestly, "A kind advice: you should use less hairspray in the future." : "Otherwise you will become like me sooner or later."

Ronaldo put half a bottle of hairspray on his head before going out: "..."

V-Villa

Carl and Ronaldo have many houses. Munich, London, Manchester, Madrid, Lisbon, and Los Angeles all have their well-furnished homes. They live there where they mainly work every year.

Life in a single-family villa should have been very deserted and lonely, but the Alston House was not like that at all-to be honest, Ronaldo often disliked the fact that his home was too lively.

Because no matter where they bought their house, within three months, soon some of Karl's friends/disciples moved here to settle down.

Then their new neighbors will start to visit every now and then. They are so enthusiastic that they are invited to have dinner or have a barbecue party every weekend, they are considerate enough to help them take care of their children when they are busy, and they are so clingy that they even move a set of bedding from time to time. Even if they get up for a run in the morning, they will meet each other near the garden of the community... Ronaldo suddenly wants to buy a manor in the English countryside after retiring. If you have to run for more than half an hour, you will never meet these annoying neighbors again!

W-Wedding

Although the marriage has already been registered, the wedding of Karl and Ronaldo was held secretly on a small Portuguese island when Mini Luo and Christine turned five years old.

The isolated islands in the Atlantic Ocean have been built with beautiful villas by developers. There are no reporters or cameras. Unless satellite equipment is used, no one can monitor these small islands. The beautiful scenery gifted by nature and the comfort created by various high-tech The living environment makes this place a holiday paradise. Every year, on a few special days, celebrities and rich people from different parts of the world will welcome the carnival.

Carl was able to successfully rent the island because the owner of the island is a fanatical football fan, and the two had formed a personal friendship through a dinner party a few years ago.

The football environment is not friendly to homosexuals, so before Ronaldo retires, neither of them will consider officially disclosing their relationship.

Only relatives and friends of the two attended the wedding.

This is a wedding with a simple process and a simple ceremony.

Surrounded by dozens of relatives and friends, Carl and Ronaldo stood face to face, and the witness Sir Alex Ferguson stood between them.

The wedding vows were read word by word from their mouths, and the atmosphere was sweet and solemn.

Sir Ferguson said with a smile on his face, "Bridegroom please exchange tokens with groom."

Mini Luo in a little dress, and Christine in a princess dress are the microphones of this wedding. They sent wedding ring boxes to their respective fathers, and then turned and ran away.

Karl opened his ring box first, and just as he was about to take out the ring, his eyebrows suddenly raised.

Ronaldo, who was waiting nervously, noticed the slight change in Carl's expression, and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

"The ring was swapped." Carl's voice was even lower: "But I already know who did it. Don't be angry, and don't change your expression. Finish the wedding first, and then we'll deal with it."

Carl put a...kryptonite ring on Ronaldo's finger with the same expression he had when he took the oath just now.

Seeing the ring finger on his left ring finger, which was made of metal, but was obviously a toy ring—even though it sounded awesome in the comics, as it was called Superman's nemesis—Ronaldo's eyes were obviously dull for a moment.

The witness, Sir Ferguson, witnessed all this happening, and he kindly did not make any sound to interrupt the wedding ceremony, although it could be seen from the twitching corners of his mouth that the old man was definitely not at peace at the moment.

Carl touched Ronaldo's toes lightly.

Ronaldo came back to his senses, he opened his ring box, and then put a green light ring (...) on Carl's finger as calmly as possible.

The kryptonite and green light rings clasped hands, and Karl and Ronaldo exchanged a long kiss.

This kiss looks very sweet on the surface, but in a place where outsiders can't see, the two are talking quickly with the breath out of the corners of their mouths.

"Christine and CRJ are gone."

"They must have taken the ring."

"I think so."

"Two little bastards, what are they trying to do?"

"I don't know."

"I really want to find them now and take off their pants and spank their buttocks, fifty times each, not less!"

"I quite agree with you. But since Christine is a girl, let her wear a dress."

Carl and Ronaldo finished communicating, and finally reluctantly (?) let go of each other's lips.

Sir Ferguson looked like he couldn't stand it anymore, and he immediately announced loudly that the wedding ceremony was officially completed!

Applause and blessings sounded from all around immediately.

There were also bursts of laughter from some people who could no longer hold back: "Rings! Have you noticed the rings on their hands?"

"What are Carl and Chris playing, Justice League playing?"

"Hahahaha! Definitely the most unique and creative wedding ring I've ever seen!"

"And the cheapest wedding ring!"

Compared with adults generally find it funny, children's views are quite different.

"The ring is so cool!" Cruz said enviously, "Superman and Green Lantern are married!"

"No, you're wrong. In "Superman and Batman: The World's Best Partner", Superman once gave his weakness, a kryptonite ring, to Batman." Romeo corrected his younger brother seriously: "So the kryptonite ring belongs to Batman, and now Batman and Green Lantern are also married!"

Cruz: "..." I hate that my brother is the emperor of textual research.

On the other end, Karl and Ronaldo finally found a few small figures on the beach, including their son and daughter.

"Christie Auston!"

"C! R! J!"

The little ones on the beach turned around in horror.

The couple were furious: "You two little bastards!"

X-Xanadu Xanadu

After the wedding, Karl and Ronaldo spent their honeymoon directly on the island.

The two rose at sunrise and rested at sunset, accompanied by the beautiful nature and a pair of children, without work or worries, they felt that this place was a paradise.

But Mini Luo and Christine obviously don't hold the same opinion.

They hate this place!

Because here they were spanked by the Papas for the first time since birth!

Although there is no wound on the buttocks, at best it is just a little red and swollen, but the shame overwhelms everything!

Especially when being spanked by Papas, Brooklyn and Xiaoqi are also watching... oh, if there is a fairy magic wand or Harry Potter, hurry up and deal with them, no, yes Brooklyn and Xiaoqi cast a spell to make them forget all this!

Mini-Lo and Christine start berating each other.

"It's all your fault! You were the first to suggest that we steal Papa's ring!" Christine yelled at Minilo.

"No, it's your fault! If you didn't say that you thought Brother Brooklyn was handsome and wanted to marry him when I grew up, when Papa tried the ring, how would I have thought of stealing the ring?!" Mini Luo quickly countered.

"But you also said that you want to marry Xiao Qi!"

"It was you who pretended to fall to distract Papa's attention!"

"You changed the ring!"

"I was stripped of my pants when I was beaten, but you were still wearing a skirt!"

"Did Xiaoqi laugh at you? She comforted you with marshmallows after you were beaten by Papa! But Brother Brooklyn, he left before I was beaten!"

"..." Carl and Ronaldo looked at each other, and walked away from the children's room in silence.

They just thought they raised a pair of bear children before, but now they realize that the biggest problem with the children is not the bears, but the precocity...

Carl coughed: "When the two of us are not free in the future, don't let Brooklyn be the temporary nanny for the children. Christine is almost fascinated by him."

"Agreed." Ronaldo went on to say, "But can Xiao Qi invite more people to come over?"

The two looked at each other and exchanged meaningful smiles.

Y - Yooooooooo

At the age of 42, Cristiano Ronaldo decided to retire.

A total of more than 200 reporters from all over the world attended his retirement conference, and there were no fans, because Ronaldo only invited the media.

However, many well-known TV stations such as BBC Sports, Sky Sports and SportTV have bought the rights to broadcast his retirement press conference and will broadcast live on TV at the same time.

Ronaldo fans from all over the world pinch the time and turn on the TV.

When Ronaldo delivered his retirement speech, there were voices of blessing and reluctance in the venue and many corners of the world.

Most football players choose to retire around the age of 35. Defenders and goalkeepers may be a little later, but most of the forwards will have a sharp drop in physical fitness when they reach 33 or 34. Therefore, they can always be used in the high-intensity Super League. There are almost no stars who play forwards until the age of 40.

Brazilian passing star Rivaldo, who once played as a striker but more as a midfielder, said goodbye to his career in 2013, a month before his 42nd birthday, thus becoming the 70th century midfielder. He was the last of a group of superstars born in the [-]s to announce his retirement.

Now, Ronaldo, who has passed his 42nd birthday, has also become the last one among the superstars born in the 80s to bid farewell to football.

In the eyes of media fans all over the world, Ronaldo's career has been incredibly long-and his contemporaries, Messi retired a few years ago, so did Kaka, and Portillo also bid farewell to football. Even Neymar, who is seven years younger than him, announced that he would hang up his boots in Brazil earlier this year.

But Ronaldo, who has been working hard in the European professional league until the age of 42, in the eyes of outsiders, this is simply a miracle.

So the fans who love Ronaldo didn't feel very sad or regretful, they just felt reluctant to let go of another favorite person to bid farewell to football.

The fans sitting in front of the TV wished Ronaldo a happy and smooth life after retirement.

Sports TV stations in various countries are already preparing to produce Ronaldo's career review short film.

Some media are a little faster, and their news websites are already publishing summaries and comments on the glory of Ronaldo's life.

In the venue, Ronaldo's retirement statement came to an end.

There was warm applause.

After the applause ended, all the reporters raised their arms high, hoping to get a chance to ask Ronaldo questions.

And there are many questions they want to ask, from the routine "What do you want to do after retirement?" "Will there be an autobiography?" to the probing "Who is Mini Luo's mother?" relation?"

But before they got a chance to ask questions, another person stepped onto the podium.

The arrival of this person caused a commotion at the scene.

And the surprise of countless fans in front of the TV.

Karl Alston.

Carl sat directly next to Ronaldo after taking the stage.

Ronaldo, who had just announced his decision to retire, glanced at him and held his hand.

The two faced the media together.

The scene was suddenly silent.

Every reporter had an extremely bold idea in their hearts. Their hearts were beating violently, their breathing became short of breath, their mouths were wide open, and they couldn't utter a word.

All they have left is the instinct of survival - desperately adjusting the lens and pressing the shutter desperately.

"In addition to retiring, I actually have one more thing to announce to you today." Ronaldo adjusted the microphone.

Carl and Ronaldo said together: "We're married."

All the media in the venue and all the fans in front of the TV crossed a line of words at the same time——

YOOOOOOOOO!

Z-Zonked stuns...

Auston and Ronaldo are already married? !

The whole world was stunned.

All the media is in a mess.

So do all the fans.

They even feel that their three views have been overthrown and rebuilt.

It is Auston and Ronaldo who have been secretly married for more than ten years until now. Why are they, the media and fans, the most at a loss?

What should they say after venting their shock with a bombardment of news reports?

Is it to repel and oppose scolding gays to death?Or give understanding and blessing with tolerance?

There used to be an active player in the UK who came out as a gay. Later, he couldn't bear the strange eyes of others and committed suicide.

There was a retired player in Germany who came out. The media watched him like a giant panda for a long time. Later, the majority opinion overwhelmed the minority opinion, and the society finally gave him a positive response.

Although the football world is extremely closed, conservative and xenophobic, it is still tolerant of retired players, so there are always many worthless stars who were criticized in active service, and their historical status has been elevated after retirement, so in the eyes of media fans , The strength and status of active stars are always not as good as those of the gods.

But Ronaldo has retired, but Karl Oston is still coaching the club!

The sports media all over the world really don't know what to do now.

Expressing pleasure?

About half of the media would love to do it, but the other half of the conservatives want to burn the gays!

Discriminate against?

...Many conservative journalists do have such thoughts, but after digging through the circle of friends of Carl and Ronaldo, they find that as long as they dare to insult these two people in the newspaper, it means that more than half of the football world has the power Powerful people, even powerful people in the political and business circles, were offended.

They dare not really do it.

So the conservatives obediently shut their mouths, continued to be silent and entangled, and at the same time paid attention to the disturbances in football.

After discovering that even King William V of England had sent blessings to the couple, the conservatives seemed to have found their backbone—when Britain passed the "Same-Sex Marriage Law", even then Prime Minister Cameron was the first The head of time sent blessings to the gay people who held the wedding, but the British royal family did not move. They acted as if they neither supported nor opposed, but now, the king has expressed his position!Isn't this an obvious weathervane?

"The Sun" was the first media to publish a full-page page to send blessings, and to find the love trajectory of Karl and Ronaldo through historical photos and news reports.

This really fell through the glasses of many people.

But if there is one, there are two. Gradually, "Daily Mail", "Ball", "Aspen", "Bild" and so on have joined in.

"The Times", as a serious media favored by the ruling party, also commented cryptically: "Due to the relationship between social status and social circles, Auston and Ronaldo may be the first and only pair in history. The same-sex couples in the football world who were not criticized, but generally blessed... Their life, glory and combination are probably unprecedented in the world football world..."

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