long live football

h-honor honor

A long time ago, the trophies Karl got were just sitting in the storage room.

Later, the storage room couldn't fit, so he put them in the study.

After living together with Ronaldo, the study was gradually filled with all kinds of trophies.

Ronaldo suggested: "Let's just build a room of honor!"

So when they bought a new house, they directly changed the sun room into an honor room.

The honor room is surrounded by bulletproof and reinforced floor-to-ceiling windows, which are filled with crystal booths and shining champions and golden ball trophies.

A few years later, when the honor room gradually became crowded, Carl stroked his chin and thought: "After retirement, maybe we can open an exhibition hall."

i-in within, ignite ignites

Carl and Ronaldo said the most frequent and most shameful two sentences, one is "I was ignited by you" and the other was: "I am in your body."

j-jealousy jealous

When in a long-distance relationship, Karl always wins, and Ronaldo is always jealous, because the tabloids in England especially love the various poses that Karl and his disciples hug after winning...

Later, Ronaldo couldn't bear it anymore, and he decided to declare his ownership.

Carl has a mobile phone that he only communicates with his personal friends, and now Ronaldo has it.

His photo on the background of the phone was replaced by a group photo of a family of four.

The shortcut key 1, of course, must be set to his mobile phone number, and the alarm call 999 must be in the back row.

There is also a voicemail box, which is replaced by a passage he specially recorded.

Karl knew the first two things and nothing about the last.

He just wondered: when his friends answered the phone recently, why did they stutter so much?

A long time later, when Carl officially came out to his friends, he realized that his relationship with Ronaldo had been "exposed" a long time ago, "Yes, we knew about it a long time ago." Friends said: "Call you, It was Ronaldo's voice that sounded in the voicemail. As long as the IQ is not in arrears, everyone understands what it means. At that time, we wondered, you are not a shy person at all, why did you choose such a tactful way to come out... ..."

Carl: "..." Actually, he really didn't do it.

k-koch

Molly and Lena Koch have been wistful lately.

Their elder brother, Lambert, the fifth son of the diamond, is not only not ugly but also handsome, and is over 30 years old. Koch has been single for a full ten years.

Soccer players are not a profession that generally marry late. In fact, football stars get married and have children quite early. There are many people who have babies in their early 20s, and those who are more devoted to long-distance running with a girlfriend for ten or eight years are more carefree. There are quite a few people who change their girlfriends once a month, and many newspapers can make a lot of money just by reporting the lace news of the stars.

…Under such a general environment, top stars who can remain single for more than ten years are undoubtedly very conspicuous.

Apart from the confusion and comments from the media fans, the Koch family is very worried about the emotional state of the eldest son. There are so many fans of beautiful stars and models who wink at Lambert every year, but why don’t they see his heart?Is it because his vision is too high, or is he in love with someone who shouldn't be liked, such as a married woman?Or the truth is even more terrifying, Lambert decided to be a close lover with football for the rest of his life?

Seeing that their wedding was about to take place, but her brother was still a bachelor, Molly and Lena couldn't help but insinuating: "We know a lot of beautiful girls, brother, do you want us to introduce you to a girlfriend?"

"Okay," Koch replied casually, who was reading a football book.

On the contrary, Molly and Lena were surprised by this answer: You agreed so simply?It doesn't look like she rejects love, so why have you been single for ten years?

The bewildered twin sister asked her own question.

Koch's answer was simple: "I didn't meet anyone I liked."

It turned out that the vision was too high!Molly and Lena breathed a sigh of relief together: Brother is so good, it's normal to have high vision, this is not a big problem!That is to say, as long as they can find someone who satisfies and likes their brother, they will be able to hug their cute little nephew and niece in the near future?Thinking about it, I was a little excited.

The twin sisters enthusiastically launched the activity of finding a girlfriend for their brother.

At Lena's wedding, the bride introduces her brother to a beautiful Latina friend.

Koch and the other party just exchanged a few words.

Lena asked her brother what she thought, and Koch said, "I don't like her black hair."

At Molly's wedding, the bride specially asked her blonde bridesmaid to be her brother's dance partner.

It was still a dance and there was no follow-up development. Molly frowned and looked at her brother: "She is so beautiful, and she is not black-haired, so you don't call?"

"I'm blond myself, Molly, and while I don't like brunettes, I'm not a blond fan either."

The twin sisters never knew their brother was a hair lover: "What color hair do you like?"

"Brown, dark brown, dark gold, something that's not too dark or too light."

Lena introduces her brown-haired friend a.

Koch: "Too short."

Molly introduces her model friend b.

Koch: "Boobs are too big."

Molly & Lena: "..."

In order to find out his brother's aesthetics, Lena and Molly turned on the computer, asked Koch to log on to their Twitter account, and then found out those female stars, models, and fans who took selfies of him, and asked Koch to make comments one by one .

"Green eyes? No, I like blue ones."

"Clothing too revealing."

"The young one can be my daughter."

"The only saving grace about her is her blue-gray eyes."

"Knows nothing about football."

The more Koch talked, the weirder the twins felt.

Dark blonde hair, blue-gray eyes, supermodel build, flat chested, very tastefully dressed, older, highly educated, knowledgeable, football proficient...

Lena and Molly looked at each other, deeply helpless.

Damn it, what they're looking for is a female version of Auston!

l-romeoandjuliet Romeo and Juliet Ozil and the Bender brothers are close partners and have a very good relationship in private, but they now belong to two different Premier League teams, and they have to fall in love with each other at least twice a season.

Eagerly shopping and eating before the game, cuddling and hugging reluctantly after the game has become a regular scene before and after every Manchester United vs. Arsenal game.

After a key Premier League battle between Manchester United and Arsenal, this scene appeared again. Carl couldn't help but support his forehead: "They are like Romeo and Juliet."

Unfortunately, this sentence was overheard by a reporter in the mixed area.

So on the second day, the "Sun" began to call Ozil "Juliet of the Capulet family", Lars Bender and Sven Bender were "Romeo brothers of the Montague family", and the front page photo was the three. People hold hands and look at each other on the sidelines of the court, holding hands and looking at each other speechlessly.

Then the media all over England started calling them that.

Then the nickname stayed with them throughout their careers until they retired.

m-measurement measure, measure; size

When Karl and Ronaldo decided to have sex, they argued endlessly over who was in and who was off.

...The main reason is that Ronaldo is unwilling to succumb to fate. He feels that even if he is doomed, he must struggle desperately before he dies.

Carl smiled and had a stupid conversation with him.

Ronaldo: "I have eight pack abs!"

Carl replied lazily, "Me too."

Ronaldo: "I have good physical strength!"

Carl: "I'm not bad either."

Ronaldo: "I have a lot of experience!"

Carl raised an eyebrow: "Huh?"

Ronaldo tat: "...compared with women's experience when I was young, cough, rich."

"Well." Carl smiled: "I don't mind."

Ronaldo: "My thighs are thick!"

Carl: "Your ass is still round."

Ronaldo: "..."

In the end, the two decided to go up and down based on size.

After a close encounter between the soft feet and the two penis, Karl won.

Ronaldo dissatisfied: "Who said it should be compared to the length? Compared to the diameter!"

Then Ronaldo won.

When Ronaldo was about to move, Karl said that this was actually a draw.

The two continued to stalemate.

But the arrow is on the string and has to be fired.

In the end, Ronaldo had a flash of inspiration: "Why don't we shoot farther than anyone else?"

n-ninety-nine99

Ronaldo was born and raised on the island, so he has a heartfelt love for the blue sea, blue sky, and sunny beaches.

When choosing a vacation location every year, he always prefers cities where he can sunbathe by the sea.

Carl was very accommodating to him on this point.

But when they were vacationing in famous seaside cities, they were often followed and secretly photographed by paparazzi, so in the end, the two simply bought a luxury house with a private beach in Los Angeles, and flew there to stay for a period of time every year.

The afternoon sun was a little too hot, Ronaldo walked towards the beach with a bottle of sunscreen.

Carl was lying there taking a nap.

A towel was draped over his body. The towel was so big that it almost covered most of his skin from his chest to his knees.

An arm was naturally draped in front of his body, and the sun shone on it, dyeing the skin a honey-like gold, and even the sparse down on the forearm looked golden.

Ronaldo couldn't figure out why Karl had to cover himself up so tightly even in a private place. Anyway, he himself was very casual, and now he didn't have a piece of cloth on his body.

The shadow of Ronaldo's body fell, and Karl opened his eyes immediately.

"Cough." Ronaldo coughed lightly: "The sun is a bit strong, you should reapply sunscreen."

Carl lifted himself up a bit and the towel slid off his chest.

Ronaldo immediately stopped his movement: "Let me paint it for you, turn your body over."

Carl, who happened to be in the sun, was also a little lazy, so it was rare for him not to refuse the other party's kindness, and turned over to expose his back.

Ronaldo couldn't help swallowing.

Even after sunbathing many times, Carl's skin is still pale and thin. His shoulder blades are like wings growing under his skin. The skin on his back is delicate and white, and his muscles are extremely smooth, like a sculptor's white marble body sculpture.

Pulling the towel below the hip line, Ronaldo raised his arm and dripped the sunscreen that had been warmed by the heat of his palm onto Carl's back.

The golden-yellow liquid dripped onto the white and shiny back, and the scene at this moment was simply too beautiful to behold.

Ronaldo suddenly remembered the "99 things that must be done with Karl" that he had formulated a long time ago.

It seems that applying sunscreen to each other on the beach is one of them?

Having been with Karl for so long, Ronaldo almost forgot the plan he wrote on impulse a long time ago.

But now he is going to go back and rummage, find that booklet again, and then finish all the unfinished ones.

...Although life is as sweet as honey, it is good to have a little more fresh fun, isn't it?

The skin under the palm is smooth, and the touch is extremely charming.

Ronaldo alone decided to add a massage to his sunscreen.

From the two shoulders to the tailbone, from the inside of the arm to the skin under the armpits, Ronaldo's hands were covered with sunscreen, and slid on Carl's back, making circles from time to time, or stopping to press a few times, on the skin Leave a shallow finger mark, and then watch it disappear with fascination.

The skin under their palms was still tense at first, but then it became more and more relaxed, and gradually became as soft as the beach beneath them.

Carl enjoyed this extra service very much. He leaned his face on the towel and hummed softly following Ronaldo's movements.

Ronaldo's sanity couldn't bear the attack of this voice.

Moreover, his hands seemed to be getting bolder and slid down more and more...

When he "accidentally" hooked off the towel on Carl's tailbone, Ronaldo was surprised to find that Carl under the towel was naked like him.

Holding his breath, Ronaldo placed a hand gently on his buttocks.

At this moment, it was as if waves were hitting rocks in his head, humming.

His fingers moved, and just as he was about to move, his eyes suddenly caught a little blood on Carl's back.

Ronaldo immediately exclaimed.

is blood!

This exclamation woke Karl up, he propped up his upper body, and turned around: "What's wrong?"

Ronaldo looked very ashamed: "I seem to have scratched you!" He realized that his hand was still holding Carl's butt, so he let go immediately.

Carl didn't feel any pain at all, he looked up and down, and immediately discovered the truth: "No, you didn't scratch me, it's your nosebleed."

Ronaldo wiped his nose with his hand, and when he saw it, he found a blood red...