Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

Who's mother's name? "

"Hey! Old thing! Why do you ask me to tell you? Let me go!"

"I won't let you go! You may be my elder brother's illegitimate son! Before he died, he had secretly made a friend, so I don't want to let go when I meet an orphan of an old man and beat me to death!"

"Is there a young son like me who died young! Are you a charlatan! Get out of here! Otherwise, I'm going to beat you to death!"

Kicking away the old fortune-teller who was lying on the skeleton like a koala, if someone heard about it and looked so close to the skeleton, the skeleton would be overjoyed, but this old fortune-teller, no matter how you look at it, will not be younger than 60 years old!It is estimated that no one would like to be hugged so intimately by an elderly person whom they do not know at all.

"Little brother! Please answer me one thing! Is your surname Luo!"

"My surname is neither Luo nor Feng!"

Unable to stand being stuck by such a wretched guy any longer, the bones pulled the old fortune teller's neck, so he pushed him out, slammed the door shut and let his own door be beaten, but did not open the door.

But... Which one is Luo Feng?The appearance of a popular Taoist leader in a famous game when his planet was still in the Middle Ages suddenly popped up in Skeleton's mind.

"Little brother! Is your name Luo Feng!"

"Luo Feng! Open the door! I'm yours...Wait, how do you count this generation? I'm your seventh uncle and grandpa?"

Wen Renxu, who hid in the room and listened to the commotion outside, looked at them. When he saw the bones, his expression turned pale, as if he had eaten an overdue lunch. He was shocked and painful. He glanced at each other and couldn't help laughing.

"Dad doesn't like to identify relatives indiscriminately. This time, the seventh uncle and grandpa really ran out, which frightened him."

"Yeah! You knew how to bully me before! Now you know what it's like to be yelled at!"

Only Weitz was still out of the situation, and he looked at Guixian full of entanglements.

"So, the child's great grandfather's surname is Luo? You like that monster named Skeleton because he looks like that guy?"

"Witz! Don't make trouble for me anymore!"

Unceremoniously poked Weitz's waist, and the two guys wrestled together. Guixian's attitude towards him was very satisfying to Wenren Xuwang, although whenever Weitz looked at Wenren Xu, he would dodge, Attracting Weitz's head full of question marks, he was lightly punched by Guixian in the front. He was about to ask, but Guixian pulled him back to the window, and continued to stare at the skeleton.

"Xiao Luofeng! I am your seventh uncle! Open the door for me! I have something important to tell you!"

"If you have anything to say, just stand outside and finish it! Then get out of here, don't even think about coming in through this door."

After thinking for a while, this is not enough to lure away the fortune-teller, and the bones continued.

"I don't change my name, I don't change my surname! My name is Huan Gu! People from Fulu Village! My parents are still alive and well! Although they are only adoptive parents, they are my biological parents! I don't recognize anyone else! "

"It's okay! If you adopt, you will be adopted! You have great filial piety towards your adoptive parents. Treat them well, and don't forget your own heart! I just saw my brother's orphan, and I was very relieved, so I messed up, please take care of me." Forgive me little brother!"

The old fortune-teller slipped a roll of yellow paper quietly through the crack of the door.

"Since he is an orphan of a senior brother, he is considered a great-grandson now, right?"

"Hey, now I don't want to pursue whether you are or not. For the sake of the common people, I shouldn't hide this matter from you."

"Actually, this city is undergoing changes. Some people, no...they can't be regarded as humans anymore, they can only be regarded as demons! They occupy this city and I don't know what they are looking for. This has seriously affected the lives of ordinary people. If If you observe carefully, your neighbors and friends are all infected by the things made by the demons, their behavior is slow, their reactions are sluggish, and the most important thing is that they like to bully the elderly."

"I can't stop it, so I have to go door to door to find people who have not been affected, and give them this spell, so as to help them escape the influence of those demons and escape from Dianyu City!"

Let’s assume that what this person said is true. Bones picked up the yellow spell and saw that there are two spells in total. The spells on them are drawn extremely complicated and difficult to understand. I don’t know which aspect they are dealing with. Bones is going to show it to the little girl later. Look around and ask casually.

"If I want another one, how much will it cost?"

"Not expensive! Just 50 taels!"

The conversation between the skeleton and the fortune teller stopped for about a sip of tea, and then the family next door rushed out with a feather duster.

"Asshole pretending to be a Taoist priest! You are selling fake pills and talismans everywhere again! Last time you said that one pill of yours would prevent you from getting cold again. My son took that pill but it didn't work at all! Hurry up! Get out of here!"

Beaten by a feather duster, the old fortune-teller ran away, leaving only the bones to set up the door to prevent the old fortune-teller from kicking the door when he found a chance, and found that there were still demons hiding in the house of the bones.

Once back in the room, six eyes stared at him firmly, asking him to explain what happened to the infection.

"Actually, I wanted to tell you about this yesterday... I just haven't had the time! Why do you make people jealous when you look at each other! Xiao Wang looks very sleepy again."

"Master Bones, I am at odds..."

Guixian's words were interrupted again by Wenren Xuwang.

"Then since this kind of thing happened, what are you going to do, Dad?"

"The only choice now is to fight or run away. Actually, I don't like fighting at all, so..."

"So, Mr. Bones, you don't want to care about the lives of ordinary people?"

Guixian and Wen Renxuwang felt unspeakably awkward. They knew that no matter the external environment, or the remaining two monsters and one person, they couldn't do anything about the infection.

Kill the remaining practitioners?

Don't be stupid, you can tell from the character of Zichuan Zhenren, these bastards are the ones who will die with me, and you have to be buried with me. Ordinary people who have lived for a while are killed, and the bones don't care about the lives of those people, and they don't have the heart to think about how to get rid of the control, but the three of them can't pretend to turn a blind eye.

"So we really just left? Tired of waiting for them to leave automatically?"

I still don't want to take the road of escape... After all, whether it's hearing people's opinions, or Gui Xianweiz, they still have a conscience, and after thinking twice, they are sure that they can't really turn a blind eye.

Weitz took out the male and female pornography book left by Zichuan Zhenren and put it in front of the skeleton.

"Since they are here to find things, let's return these things to them!"

"Give them back the little yellow book... the second grandpa of the child, you are really talented..."

Hello!Witz, you don't really have such a bad head that you think that practitioners just come here for a few pornographic books!

Skeleton rested his forehead and sighed, Gui Xian tugged at Wen Renxu to see whether he would explain it or not, and checked the relics of Master Zichuan in general, and found a bottle of elixir that could strengthen his cultivation, a book that recorded the relationship between men and men. hx likes to improve the double repair book.

Wen Renxuwang deliberately showed the book to the skeleton, and as expected, the book was detained by the skeleton, and smiled maliciously at Weitz and Guixian.

"Lang Da and Mr. Dong Guo already have their own practice routines, so this book can be used by both of you."

"My grandma, don't you want Weitz to live a long life and cook meals that suit your appetite? Here's your chance!"

Even if he knew that the bones were a joke unconsciously, but the person he loved told him to have sex with other men, Guixian really couldn't smile at each other, so he scolded the bones in frustration, and then remained expressionless He went back to his room and cried on his stomach.

"Son...you will make your mother sad...he likes you so much..."

Skeleton looked in horror at Weitz calling himself that, and seeing Rongsheng Wenrenxu looking at his second grandfather, Weitz said that he wanted to run away and run away tomorrow, you come to cook, so he chased Gui Xian s room.

"Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang! Those two people have a lot to sing about! Come and watch!"

"Daddy...Compared to this, I think you should think about whether to fight tomorrow, how to fight, how to escape, and how to escape!"

Oops... so troublesome... Skeleton scratched his hair, tore at his clothes, and the more he thought about it, the more annoying he became. Not only the escape, but also other things were affecting his thinking.

"Xiao Wang, have you ever heard of a practitioner named Luo? The famous one, the one who died young."

"It's not very clear..."

The father and son thought about it for a long time, and then Wen Renxuwang remembered that there was a dragon-shaped symbol on the collar of the old fortune-teller who was roaring with his mouth open.

"Long Xiao faction! That old fortune-teller belongs to Long Xiao faction! Dad, how did you feel when you pushed that old fortune-teller away just now?"

"This...Although the fortune-teller looks thin and capable, his face is like old bark, the skin on his hands and face is also good, but it's as tender as a baby's skin. I see him I really want to grab his beard and see if he is really an old man, maybe a kid hahaha."

With this description, Wen Renxuwang felt more confident.

"I've heard... of course it's hearsay! Don't get me wrong, Daddy!"

"Since the symbol on the collar is the logo of the Longxiao Sect, and at the same time you said that the skin of the practitioner is very good, after all, only people with very high levels of cultivation can achieve this effect, such as Master Zichuan, so this fortune teller Mister looks like a fake fortune teller, but he really has a very high level of cultivation."

"Long Xiao faction was extremely popular 300 years ago.