Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

I saw Guixian, who was tired from crying, holding Weitz, squeezed in a wheelchair in an uncomfortable position.

Skeleton performed a deformation technique quietly, and the wheelchair became a comfortable cradle, hanging under the peach tree in the yard, Skeleton sang a song while rocking the cradle.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear mother."

"Dad is tired, Dad needs to rest."

"A family that loves each other and lives happily together."

"Sleep, sleep, my dear parents."

Guixian's sweet dream was awakened by the nightmarish singing of the skeleton, careful not to wake Weitz, and grabbed the ear of the skeleton who was too close.

"Who are you calling mother!"

"It hurts, it hurts... the child's grandma, can you stop pulling my ears?!"

"Who do you call the child his grandma!"

"Gui Xianren... Oh no! Guixian, you look full of holy maternal love, it really makes people want to be called mother."

Finally being called by the person he likes, but being called under such circumstances, Guixian was so angry that he was dizzy, and even felt Weitz's hand gently touching his chest again and again.

"No boobs..."

The skeleton found that Weitz was pretending to be asleep, and pretended to be a child's sweet voice and said deliberately disgustingly.

"My second grandpa, flat chest is a scarce resource! You should be happy that you found such a scarce resource!"

"Master Skeleton! Throw your evil ideas elsewhere, Wiz, take your hands off! I can take them!"

"The child is his second grandfather, so he can be ignored at such a young age."

"Master Skeleton!"

Guixian was so angry that he jumped up and wanted to hit this nonsense guy with his shoes. Before he had time to jump off the cradle, the bones laughed and picked up Wen Renxuwang who was lying on the window watching a joke, closed the door and hid .

"Guixian, the person you like is really interesting."

"It was fun..."

"Then with whom did you have him?"

Guixian only felt a pain in his heart, and was speechless to these two guys.

"I'm a man! And even if she's really a mother, who would like her son as a future lover! Although my love is probably hopeless..."

"In view of the fact that the old wizard in our village married his niece who is 40 years younger than him, I think it may happen in the world that a mother falls in love with her son, so I am even more curious about who the grandpa of the child is?"

"Witz—!"

It was only after a roar that Guixian and Weitz realized that the lingering shadows surrounding the two of them had finally disappeared after being disturbed by the bones.

"Okay Guixian, let me confirm again that you have a good son."

"I told you I'm not the child's grandma!"

"Well, because you have no breasts."

Skull hugged Wen Renxu and looked at him, buried his head in the crook of his neck and grinned, the two people outside were really funny, what kind of conversation is this.

"Xiao Wang, I think that Wiz must be a black natural fool."

"Daddy, what's a natural being? And why do you know that Witz is black? Is it because he is a wizard? Or is it because he is a foreigner who worships black?"

"Eh... this is really hard to explain, let's change the subject and talk about it..."

Seeing the skeleton smiled reluctantly, and began to take out the relics of Zichuan Zhenren that had been scraped from the bracelet, Wen Renxuwang had no choice but to temporarily put down his depressed mood, put on a forced smile, and leaned in front of the skeleton to help search.

"Xiao Wang, I saw that those practitioners who stayed behind took control of the people near the restaurant. I don't know what they were planning. Maybe they were looking for the things of Master Zichuan. Please help me to see what his relics are. something."

"No problem, daddy, this purple pill smells a bit like Xuanjiu pill, that plant is just an ordinary blood coagulation grass, and you have to be careful with that dark green pill, it's poisonous, don't touch it! And... .”

And why did Dad suddenly ask me about practitioners?Didn't dad always think I was a fox?Also, I call myself a human being because I have hysteria that fantasizes that I am a human being. So when I called myself a Taoist priest before, my father always said that I was talking nonsense.

So now...why did dad suddenly ask me about my practitioner?

Wenren Xuwang was terrified when he thought that all the spells he used recently were spells of practitioners.

He didn't suspect that the bones had misled him before, but he was afraid that the bones would find out that he was a human instead of a little fox, so he would ignore him. The more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. What is that, I dare not say.

The skeleton didn't know that Wen Renxuwang had such thoughts, and seeing the sweat beading on his forehead more and more, he touched Wen Renxuwang's forehead distressedly.

"Is it so urgent that you can't remember this thing? Or are you too tired and not feeling well?"

"No...I just...just..."

Before finding the reason, Wen Renxuwang was pulled by the bones and lay down, sleeping on the knees of the bones. Because the bones were used to sitting on the ground, a thick enough cushion was laid on the ground. Wen Renxuwang didn't feel the hardness of the floor. It's cold, but I still feel warm except for the part that is pillowed on the knee of the skeleton, and the rest of the body has long been turned into ice.

"Xiao Wang, take a good rest, Dad will study first, and I will take you back to bed later."

"it is good..."

The voice just fell, maybe because of doing something bad in the afternoon, Wen Renxuwang was under too much pressure, so he fell asleep immediately, and the skeleton began to read Zichuan Zhenren's manuscript.

Those dark and hard-to-understand classical Chinese texts are really hard to read. After reading them, they throw them aside and wait for Wen Renxu to wake up. When he finally finds a few books with villains writhing around, he finally wakes up. Interesting, I read it page by page, but the more I read, the more I feel bad.

"Damn it! This...isn't this a little porn book! No! It's more elegant, and it's the male version of the sex palace map!"

Skeleton almost immediately thought of Master Zichuan relying on these books every night, imagining that he and Weitz were like this again, and couldn't help but want to slap his legs and laugh.

But that would disturb Xiao Wang, so let him sleep for a while, it's just that the movement of leaning against the wall just now, if Xiao Wang and I did it...

This split, the more you think about it, the more you think about it, the bones reacted disappointingly when they saw their own things, and quickly threw the book away, but the villains entangled in the picture can't be erased, especially When the picture of those two people turned into myself and others, I couldn't help it.

"Oops...how long is this going to last..."

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Sitting and sleeping in such a stiff posture all night, Skeleton opened his eyes and saw Gui Xian and Wei An sorting out the things he took out from the bracelet but had no time to put them back.

"Master Skeleton, what's going on with your books?"

"The child's grandma, you are so curious, are you planning to study it with the child's second grandfather?"

The book was thrown directly on the face of the skeleton, and then rolled onto Wen Renxu Wang's head. Wen Renxu Wang rubbed his eyes and opened his blurred eyes. He picked up the book and saw that the book was entangled together The villain Qingqing I was very excited, and smashed the book back to Guixian with an ah, covered his eyes and shouted shameless, because these are things left by the real Zichuan, although they are curious, they will still fall Kicking the book aside, peeping at it awkwardly.

"You guys! Can you be serious!"

Gui Xian patted the table, pointing to the door that was constantly beating.

"Since the morning, people have been knocking on the door from time to time, asking if anyone is there. I'm afraid that the intruding practitioners dare not answer the door, and I dare not let Weitz go, for fear that he will be recognized by the acquaintances of Master Zichuan. Then he was taken as a hostage, so Mr. Bones, please hurry up and take a look."

"All right..."

Skeleton glanced at his lower body, very good, something very energetic last night, and now compared with usual, there is no warrior's short knife, making Skeleton cheer loudly from the bottom of his heart, he doesn't want to be caught by Wenren Xuwang who said he would never meet current offender.

Rubbing Wen Renxuwang's ears and letting him think about what he would have for breakfast, Skeleton yawned slowly, put on a black coat and ran to open the door.

"Who?"

"Senior brother?!"

The skeleton and the visitor froze in place at the same time, the old fortune teller with the white beard shut up immediately in fright, the skeleton pretended to be unhappy, and looked at the old fortune teller with disgust.

"You...call me senior brother...do I look that old?"

"Ah... little brother, you misunderstood. It's not that you look old, but that my senior brother died young..."

Before the fortune-teller realized that he had said something wrong, the bones took the lead in cursing.

"I look like someone who died young?! Are you looking for a photo, or are you here to slander people!"

"No... this little brother, it's just that you look too much like my brother who died young. When I suddenly saw you, I was a little confused!"

Although you can immediately tell that you are completely two people, my senior brother has such a good temperament, the person in front of him is completely a small rascal in the market... The old fortune-teller muttered in such a low voice, and the bones seized this point and flew into a rage.

"What kind of dog eyes are you?! I'm a little rascal in the market?"

Grabbing the fortune-teller close to him, he checked his bones and found that he was indeed an old man, but he must have cultivated to some extent, and his brain was considered shrewd, otherwise he would not have found out that he was going to attack him, but he did not escape at all because of his current identity.

"Old guy who can't speak! Get lost!"

Taking advantage of the situation, he wanted to throw the old guy out, but the old fortune-teller was unwilling to let go of the hand holding the skeleton tightly.

"Little brother, where are you from and how many people are there in your family? Father