Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

one sentence.

"The longest lifespan of a jellyfish is more than a year. It's not easy for you to become like this. Besides, I never beat women. Let's talk about peace."

Eyes aimed at the flat chest of the jellyfish, the skeleton continued to say something that was extremely damaging to women's self-confidence.

"Besides, you're still an immature little girl."

The resentment of being treated as food, the resentment of not being attractive because of beauty, and the resentment of not being regarded as a mature woman erupted together.

"Go to hell! All monsters who dare to look down on me go to hell!"

The filamentary tentacles formed a net, obviously wanting to grab the skeleton. The jellyfish was confident in its venom, but it didn't expect that Wen Renxuwang, who had been watching helplessly by the side, dug up a bag of sand and sprinkled it with a splash. The whole body of the jellyfish is small sand, which is the most annoying thing for jellyfish. The feeling that the sand is all on the body makes this beautiful jellyfish almost go crazy. In addition, the jellyfish has a large water content, and it is covered by sand. As soon as the moisture on her body was sucked, it made her feel even more uncomfortable.

"Daddy said that he doesn't want to trouble you anymore, why don't you hurry up? Do you really want to become a cold jellyfish... And Daddy, how long are you going to fight? If it continues, it will be too late for us to go back to dinner !"

Wen Renxuwang has had enough of the fishy smell by the sea, and if he stays longer, he will probably feel even more uncomfortable. Besides, rather than molesting these seafood, wouldn't it be more reasonable to just knock him down and ask questions?Who knows if there will be more and more backup.

"The sky is big and the earth is big, my Xiao Wang is the biggest. Since he has already spoken, I don't want to play anymore. It's just a little girl, why are you messing with my chassis?"

The biggest crab aligned its pincers, praying for the brothers who had turned into crab slime. No matter how stupid they were, they realized that the man in front of them was the legendary king of Cangya, the skeleton of a monster whose prototype was unknown.

"You are Master Bones? In fact, we just borrowed the road to pass by. An important person in my family has disappeared, so I want to come here to look for his traces. Some seagulls passing by said that they have seen him near here. "

The jellyfish glared at the crab general and cursed.

"This kind of little thing is not worthy of listening to our aquarium!"

The jellyfish was noisy, no matter how good-looking it was, Skeleton was not interested in paying attention to her. It yawned and felt that it was time to go home and rest.

"Yeah, foodies like us are interested in hearing about seafood. And if the important person you mentioned is tuna, I'm sorry that we ate all of it last night."

"What! The fish boss was eaten?"

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals were in a hurry, Wen Renxuwang suspected that the fish they ate last night was not as simple as it was hard to see, and then those shrimp soldiers and crab generals jumped back into the sea one by one, completely ignoring the body that was covered in sand and absorbed most of the water. A jellyfish with no strength to struggle.

"Bastard! You actually ate that fish! I can't stop talking to you!"

"This girl... That fish has no cultivation at all... It seems that she can't even speak human words."

The jellyfish hated the person in front of her so much, she cursed at a bunch of skeletons that she couldn't understand, and finally spoke in human language.

"You guys, Cang Ya, are completely finished! And it's disgusting that father and son are so stuck together!"

After finishing speaking, the jellyfish spirit rolled and crawled back into the sea, and the image of the light that came up was completely gone. Wen Renxuwang could almost see the day when Cangya was swept away by the typhoon was coming.

"This is causing trouble! Dad, how do you plan to end it?"

"How will it end? How will my territory end? Yesterday I heard Haiyan report that a man fell into the sea, and his boat was broken by that tuna. I caught that fish and saved that man, so that In order to repay me, the man gave me the fish, and the aquarium must look for that man to settle accounts."

"So... what about that person?"

"I saw that he was still in shock, so I placed him in the abandoned cave of the bear in front, and sent him back to human beings after he rested. Look at how kind I am."

Bear's Den? !Wen Renxuwang no longer dared to imagine the future of that man. Although it was an abandoned cave, what if other beasts used it as a nest!

"I have also thought about this issue, but that person said that he is very strong and is happy to live there, so whether he is safe or not is in his own hands, and has nothing to do with me."

Well, since this is the case, it would be a bit too much for Wen Renxuwang to worry about it, let the bones pick him up and continue to fly to the sky, the father and two didn't care at all that the person just mentioned was hiding on the sea cliff after watching this farce.

"It's a good thing that the king of Cangya forced those idiots back... Otherwise, if he really knew that I was here, he wouldn't have all entered the king's stomach..."

After wiping off his sweat, the man tidied up his messy clothes due to hiding. His name is Ao Yaoyu, but now he changed his name to Long Yaoyu as a pseudonym. He looks like a human man, just to get away with it and not arouse the suspicion of the skeleton. , His appearance at this time is so ordinary that people can forget it at a glance, and his clothes are also very shabby. He looks like a fisherman by the sea.

That jellyfish spirit and shrimp soldiers and crab generals are looking for him.

why?Because he is the next Dragon Clan patriarch!Although he is very ineffective... In recent years, his power has been disappearing, so that his prestige in the clan has been getting lower and lower. Even a bigger tuna dares to attack him, well... not an attack, but to see him He ran away from home so he came to stop him, but he was actually damaged by a tuna and almost lost to it. This seriously hurt Long Yaoyu's self-esteem. After seeing Haiyan, who is proficient in human language, he couldn't help pretending to be a human. call for help.

It is extremely immoral in the eyes of humans that the people who have brought shame on themselves become the dinner of monsters.

However, the aquarium is also a race of the weak and the strong. You can't make sharks become vegetarians, nor can you make ordinary sea fish not eat shrimp. In Long Yaoyu's eyes, it is the most normal thing for big fish to eat small fish. Being eaten can only prove that you deserve it. , so I felt a little guilty and quickly adjusted my emotions.

It's just that I have left a letter explaining that I want to come out to find the reason for the disappearance of power, why the damn jellyfish just don't listen, insisting that the shrimp, soldiers and crabs come out together to die!Uncle Mingming and the others wished that Long Yaoyu, a powerless dragon, would go where and where, so happy that he would be clean.

"Patience! Patience! As long as I find a way to lose my power, I can regain my majesty!"

Sitting on the ground, Long Yaoyu began to understand the ins and outs of the matter.

The disappearance of power began about 300 years ago.

That year, the father attended the banquet in the heavenly court and never came back again. The gods disappeared from the human world as if they had suddenly disappeared, and at the same time, the demons also disappeared without a trace.

Thinking that it was caused by another battle between the gods and demons, the Shui tribe who should have stood on the side of the gods but did not receive the call was happy to be in a neutral position.

It's just that I didn't expect that there was no news from my father, and Long Yaoyu's power began to weaken. In the end, except for illusion and the use of water spells, he couldn't even take the shape of a dragon. He has become helpless. If the other Dragon Clan were not worried about the sudden appearance of the God Clan again, and people from his mother's mother's family came to make trouble, Long Yaoyu probably would have lost his status today.

"But why did the queen mother disappear too?"

It didn't seem long before the queen mother disappeared into the bedroom like foam on the sea, which frightened the aquarium.

There are too many things I don't understand, and finally a little seahorse recently provided some information.

Not long after the gods and demons disappeared, the Taoist priests with the most powerful human cultivation base joined hands to attack this place called Cangya. The monster called skeleton suddenly appeared in the remote and remote village with no aura. The thing that looked like a dragon soaked him in salt water every day. In the past 300 years, apart from the loss of news from the gods and demons, this is the only thing that Long Yaoyu thinks is useful, so he came here to find out.

I really didn't expect those shrimp soldiers and crabs to come so fast and find his traces. Fortunately, they were beaten back. Otherwise, Long Yaoyu would still feel distressed if those stupid and loyal subordinates were eaten by that monster called bones.

Last night when sending fish as a thank you, Long Yaoyu also secretly tested the bones, and asked him if he knew what happened back then. While asking, focus on the thing soaked in salt.

"I hope things can be investigated smoothly!"

Full of energy, Long Yaoyu walked towards the salt lake.

25 very hungry

If you are very hungry, so hungry that you want to swallow everything you can eat, and a foodie is showing you how much delicious food he has eaten, the hatred value will explode immediately!

"So the vinegar that Mr. Lang brought back was actually the tribute vinegar that was smuggled away by smugglers. It tastes just right, whether it's dipped in seafood or dipped in dumplings, it's very good!"

The salt snake snorted and turned its head back, sucking in its saliva.

"And yesterday's tuna was still a little bit alive. I froze them on the snow mountain to keep them fresh. Unfortunately, Xiaowang hates eating fish. Otherwise, I would still be able to eat tuna sashimi today."

If the salt snake had hands or claws, it would definitely want to cover its stomach, because he already felt that the empty stomach was starting to feel restless.

"It's just a pity. I could have caught a lot of shrimps, crabs, and even jellyfish, but it was a waste of ingredients to be accidentally escaped by them."

A loud grunting sound came from the salt snake's stomach. Wen Renxu grabbed the skeleton's clothes to tell him to stop talking. The skeleton also took out vegetables and potatoes pulled from the field to show off to the salt snake.

"How about a very fresh dish~ this can be