Monster Dad's Parenting Notes

food! "

Well...Wen Renxuwang shouldn't have expected the majesty of the bones...Obviously the expression is still in place, but the two words food completely exposed the nature of the bones to eat food.

As expected, anyone who is treated like food will be angry, and the team of shrimp soldiers and crabs will be as angry as if they were boiled in an instant.

"How dare you call us food! You evildoer, don't you want to die!"

"Do you know who we are! The Dragon King of the South China Sea is our master! How dare you be rude to us! We will let you Cangya not let a drop of rain fall for ten years!"

Shrugging his shoulders, Skeleton put Wen Renxu down and moved his hands and feet, seemingly not minding their threats.

"If you say there's a typhoon, or a lightning storm, I'll probably still feel a headache. It's really easy to solve if it doesn't rain. It's so easy to make artificial rain because it's so close to the sea. There will be a little more salt, and it can be filtered, and it can be sold for money.”

"Unfortunately, the most indispensable thing for us in Cangya is salt." That's right... Wenren Xuwang couldn't help but touch his forehead, there is a salt snake there, but there is absolutely no shortage of salt.

Recently I heard from Mr. Dong Guo that he wanted to sell the salt in the salt lake to sell private salt. The skeleton told him to wait. Let the monsters who have contact with humans go out to advertise. What salt contains minerals is good for health. When taking a bath It can also be used to nourish the skin and protect the skin. The Yaozu are so beautiful because they eat the salt of Cangya. If this news spreads, it will definitely earn a good price.

What are minerals?Wen Renxuwang didn't know, he only knew that the salt could be regarded as... bath water for salt snakes?I don't know if the curse will be contagious.

When he shared the doubts in his heart with the bone, the bone gave him a thumbs up and told him.

"Xiao Wang's mind is very flexible, for this sake. Although Mr. Dong Guo and the others have not noticed any change after eating the salt, but-we are cheating humans! Besides, the only ones who can eat this expensive salt Those dignitaries, you should cheat them!"

Oops... The problem with being with the bones for a long time is that it is easy to think fork. Wen Renxu Wang shook his head to catch the thoughts of running away. This action also attracted the attention of the shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were preparing for the battle.

"Look, that child is a fox demon. They must be relatives if they are so close, so this guy in front of him is also a fox demon."

"The little fox demon dares to run rampant in front of our aquarium! It's really desperate!"

"The little fox demon is quite cute, why don't you take him back to Prime Minister Turtle? I heard that he has a crush on a boy with animal ears recently."

No one would like to be ridiculed by seafood, and what's even worse is that they actually made fun of Wen Renxuwang.

"A few seafood in the area dare to play my son's idea! Do you want to be fried, steamed and braised?!"

The black flame rolled towards the group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals. Water creatures, especially these small aquariums, were used to hearing the bad news of being boiled and eaten. The big ones in the lead hurriedly dodged the first blow, and immediately knew that the man in front of him with eyes like a solar eclipse was someone he couldn't afford to offend.

"Look at the color of the flame, you are not an ordinary fox demon... We apologize to you for making fun of that child just now, why did you attack us?!"

"Didn't you talk nonsense first? You deserve the beating."

Turning around, he said to Wen Renxuwang that we will eat lobster tonight, which made Wen Renxuwang think of the unique fishy smell of the seafood and turned his stomach.

"Daddy...it seems to be our side who started talking nonsense."

"Oh? That's right. Then it's our side."

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals were sweating profusely, and the biggest shrimp whispered to the biggest crab.

"How about... we go back first?"

"Go back? Go back and don't be told to die by that dead jellyfish! Although it's just a guess, I think His Highness should have come here. If we don't confirm this news sooner, we will be the ones who will suffer in the end!"

"But those two monsters are clearly in the way!"

Seeing the skeletons, I was short of getting a tree, and hanging a banner on the path, muttering, I drove this road, and I planted this tree, and I want to pass by and leave seafood.The shrimp soldiers and crabs will not leave, nor will they go back, the few little ones that fled back to the sea rushed back to the shore again screaming.

"Boss! We can't go back! That dead jellyfish is waiting for us at the bottom!"

The big shrimp soldiers and crab generals were crying, although the skeletons couldn't see how sad their expressions were at the moment, they could only feel the sadness in their voices.

"Master Fox Demon in front! Just pity us a few seafood! Let us go up... We are just looking for someone, oh no, we are looking for a dragon!"

Speaking of dragons, is it okay?Isn't it obvious that he is going to find the salt snake?Wen Renxuwang immediately classified these shrimp soldiers and crab generals as enemies, and shook his head at the bones.

"It's okay to go, you cook yourself and put it in our stomach, then you can enter our Cangya."

For this sake, he was taken over by the bones, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled at them.

"We're all talking about this! You still don't give face! What do you want to do?!"

"What should I do? Cold salad, I'm just hungry."

Rubbing his stomach, the bones looked at them as they were looking at the food, and Wen Renxuwang knew that the bones had eaten snacks before going out, and what he said at the moment was just to scare those little monsters, and he felt a little bit towards them Sympathy, so it would be nice to get this sorted out without eating seafood.

Well... Wen Renxuwang admitted that he just didn't want to smell fishy while eating delicious cabbage dumplings at night.

"Daddy, they seem to have come here out of necessity. Why don't they call those jellyfish up for a while, and catch the thief first, and the king first. They have nothing to lose. We can also solve our worries and save the next large amount of seafood crawling." Go ashore."

"Isn't that very good, the monsters of Cangya will have a good fortune."

"Daddy! Can you stop thinking about eating!"

"Food is the most important thing for the people! Food is the most important thing for demons! If we can't finish eating, we can sell it in the city to cheat humans, and then make more clothes for my baby~"

"Daddy! I have enough clothes! It's like thinking about making clothes for me. You are the one who don't wear worn-out robes all the time. You are the king here!"

Seeing the topic of father and son running farther and farther, a few small crabs took a few steps forward quietly, trying to bypass them and go to Cangya, but Wen Renxu Wang, who had reacted, was about to kick him away. The crab hurriedly jumped up and rolled behind Wen Renxuwang with its big pincers. The big pincers were just right and caught Wen Renxuwang's tail. It turned into a puddle of crab mud somehow.

"Want to court death!"

When the pliers were removed, Skeleton felt sorry for Wen Renxuwang's tail. Although it only caught the tail hair instead of the bone, it still made the precious son bite his mouth in pain.

"court death?"

The delicate female voice came from the seaside, and then a vortex appeared on the sea surface. What Wen Renxuwang and Skeleton thought at the same time was why the aquatic creatures always appeared from the vortex. Can we change the pattern, and the water splashes twice. As high as a bungalow.

"You two monsters are courting death!"

24 infiltrators

Where is the greatness of foodies?That is to eat!eat!eat!No matter what is in front of you, you can think of eating!Especially the bones seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit today. When the water spray fell, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old woman who was almost human came out of the water. His first reaction was not to praise how beautiful this woman was, but...

"What is this? Look at the clothes, which are a bit transparent and have so many layers superimposed together. There are also silky tentacles hanging on it. Could it be the jellyfish in the mouth of those seafood? Baby, the cold jellyfish skin is delicious~ Although You have to get rid of the toxins before you can eat it, but we have salt and alum at home."

"Daddy...she is a monster in human form..."

"Back to the original shape, wouldn't it be enough?"

Wen Renxuwang wanted to hit the tree directly, and the bones said that he wanted to eat sweet shrimp and sea crabs, and he still figured it out, but when he said that he wanted to eat the human-like woman in front of him, he felt nauseous for a while.

The world of monsters is so dangerous!I want to eat normal food!

Wen Renxuwang thinks that when he goes back, he must reclaim a field to grow vegetables... Otherwise, this life will be impossible.

The words of the bones deeply hurt the woman who came out of the water. Although the jellyfish has a bad temper in the sea and is highly poisonous, everyone is afraid of her, but her beautiful appearance also fascinates many males. Even clam spirits are envious of her beauty.

"You two dead monsters, do you understand aesthetics?"

Jellyfish. The things I originally came ashore to do were all left behind because of anger. As a female, I can't make the males around her interested in her. It's a shame!So she picked up the layered skirt that made it difficult to walk and rushed towards the skeleton. The skeleton complained that she would be tragic later. As the skeleton expected, that kind of gorgeous clothes is very convenient and more beautiful in the water , It’s just that it will become a burden when you go ashore, so the jellyfish fell into the mud, the skeleton raised its chin, and smiled.

"There is no need to perform such a big gift, as long as you return to the sea obediently, my lord will not remember the faults of villains!"

Shi can't be killed!The jellyfish essence wiped off the sand sticking to the face and the almost transparent hair, and the silky tentacles pulled towards the skeleton. Turning from embarrassment into anger, I slowly said