First Love[BTS]

At four o'clock in the morning on Saturday, Ami's mobile phones across the country were pushed a live broadcast reminder.

At this time, most of the ARMYs in Asia were still asleep, but there were still a few who got up early or didn't sleep at all.They looked at Min Yoongi and Min Qianjie sitting side by side in the live broadcast room, and their hands were shaking with excitement.

[What kind of hell time is this, you two! 】

[Sure enough, Ami who got up early has a handsome guy to watch! 】

【Late sleep benefits ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah】

【This time is really... for the sake of you guys being my idols, I swallowed the swear words】

[Finally, let me wait until the wine umbrella is live broadcast.

[Confession of Yoon Qiqian knot! 】

"Yo Robben," Min Yoongi adjusted the camera, "Everyone should have received the news that the MV for the song "Dope" included in "In the Mood for Love pt.1" will be filmed?" He looked at the calendar, "Today we will I'm going to get my hair dyed, so before that, we're going to fulfill a pact."

He squinted his eyes and watched the comments that quickly brushed up: "Aniani, this is a pact between us."

Min Qianjie got up to get a big bag and came back, put it on the table in front of him, covering most of his face: "It is a convention of BTS to put on makeup on the encore stage, what we are going to do now is a member of 93 Convention."

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah 】

[It's not appropriate to spread dog food early in the morning! 】

[Wait... do you two live together? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see the double bed behind me!They sleep together at night ah ah ah]

【I'm not alive anymore woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo】

【Die without regret, sisters】

"Yonggi said, if we can get four winners, I can put makeup on his face." Min Qianjie took out a bottle of liquid foundation with the label removed, "I said, if we can get five winners , then he can decide what I wear for the day.”

"I haven't found a suitable time before, so I have been procrastinating until now. We discussed it yesterday and decided to combine these two appointments into one, and make up and match clothes for each other." Min Yoongi tidied up the table full of cosmetics After a while, "We started before the members woke up."

Min Qianjie read a comment: "'Are the oppas awake or haven't slept at all?', ah, this, we didn't sleep, we will sleep in the beauty room." He rubbed his eyes, "Ah What about rice? If you are like us, then don’t watch it and go to bed early.”

【But if I didn't stay up so late, I wouldn't know you would broadcast live, my husband】

[No, what's the difference between you and telling me to go while choking my neck? 】

【Baby, Ami doesn't need to sleep】

[?You can broadcast it but don't allow me to watch it?oppressive rule? 】

[No, no, if it's a solo live broadcast, I'll immediately fall asleep and wake up to watch the replay. How could it be possible for two people to fall asleep! ! ! ! ! 】

"After all, it's about image. We watched a two-hour beauty makeup video." Min Yoongi trimmed his hair for the camera, "Hurry up, the members will wake up at 05:30 to go to the beauty room."

They adjusted their chairs so that they faced each other.

"You lose rock paper scissors!" Min Yoongi is the rock and Min Qianjie is the scissors.

Min Yoongi stood up: "Okay, the first step is to apply sunscreen." He squeezed a large amount of sunscreen into the palm of his hand, rubbed it casually, and applied it to Min Qianjie's face.Min Qianjie closed his eyes to feel the rough methods of his relatives, and explained to Ami: "That's right, this time, our technology is not enough to support each of them. So just now we made a temporary The decision is to follow the order of makeup, rock-paper-scissors, and the winning side will do this step for the losing side."

Min Yoongi rubbed the sunscreen on his forehead and said with a smile, "It's really a temporary decision."

[I can see that this is too temporary]

【Is it so hasty? 】

[It turns out that what you mean by "combining two into one"]

[Two faces with one set of makeup, how did you two come up with it]

[Can you do whatever you want just because you are handsome? 】

【I love beans to open my eyes series】

[I'm more curious, if each of you wins once when painting eye shadow, what would it look like if one turned the left eye and the other turned the right eye]

[I was about to go to sleep, but you gave me a smile soberly]

[I'm about to vomit from laughing, this is too good at playing]

[Will it be like this when you put on clothes?In the end, one top will not be missing and one bottom will be missing, right? 】

[I'm suffocating for the run above, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[What kind of human comedy is the wine umbrella kkkkkkk]

"If you don't do it, you lose rock-paper-scissors!"

Min Qianjie cheered: "Win!" He immediately got up and pressed Min Yoongi on the seat, took a bottle of liquid foundation, "I took this casually, I borrowed it after I told Cody." He was unfamiliar Shaking the bottle carefully, carefully pressing a little out, "Ami, do you know how much is more appropriate?"

The comments flashed by quickly, and Min Qianjie took a closer look: "Is one handful enough?"

Min Yoongi laughed behind him: "Don't say such indecent things!"

"Then I'll just do it casually." Min Qianjie searched for a long time without seeing any useful information, and squeezed out a liquid foundation about the size of a small fingernail.

Only then did Min Yoongi react: "Why don't those beauty bloggers say how much they need to squeeze?"

Min Qianjie: "They all squeeze their faces directly, and they can't tell."

Min Yoongi sighed: "How can we learn from this?"

Min Qianjie agreed: "That's right, it's too imprecise."

Min Yoongi: "And their eye makeup is too bright, shiny, even more exaggerated than stage makeup... Do we really have to put on that thick?"

Min Qianjie put the liquid foundation on Min Yoongi's face, and brushed it away with a brush: "No need, it's not as thick as usual."

Min Yoongi nodded: "Then we won't paint it so thickly."

【Maybe they didn't expect someone to ask】

[The above laughs me to death]

[Wait... what beauty makeup video did you two watch? 】

[I always thought they were watching a novice tutorial or some kind of daily makeup, but...they all said how gorgeous is Yan's eye makeup? 】

[More beautiful than stage makeup?Did you click on some god-level player's video? 】

[What they don't watch are those beauty videos where makeup is comparable to painting, right? 】

【My fucking stomach hurts from laughing】

【"Sparkling"】

[I'm really looking forward to me, why are you so stupid hahahahahaha]

[The point is that they still watched it for two hours]

[I just said, the live broadcast starts at 05 o'clock and the members wake up at 30:[-], how can there be not enough time... Now I think I understand hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"Why did you turn black?" Min Qianjie raised Min Yoongi's chin to look at it after the transformation, "Didn't you always turn a little white when you put on foundation?"

Min Yoongi: "Is it because of the lighting?"

After hearing this, Min Qianjie went to turn on the lights, but no matter how he looked at it, he felt that his relatives seemed to have changed: "It's still a bit weird."

Min Yoongi: "It's because the light in our room is orange. Besides, it's a little different from usual after putting on makeup, so it's not a big problem."

Min Qianjie was convinced, picked up the makeup brush and brushed it a few times casually: "Should I apply the loose powder directly or do it again?"

Min Yoongi didn't say much, and raised his hand directly: "If you don't come out, you lose rock-paper-scissors!"

This time, Min Yoongi won.

[Fuck me!Did you look at the color number when you chose the liquid foundation? ? 】

[Your relatives are so white, can you not blame him for putting on a color that is darker than my liquid foundation! 】

【Fuck, Min Yoongi went to dig coal】

【Now I really want to know how Kim Taehyung will feel when he wakes up and finds that his second brother is having sex with him】

【Lamp: I'm not, I don't! 】

[xswl, you also said it was because of the lights, what your lights cast is not brilliance but coal dust, right? 】

[The funniest thing is that Qianjie was persuaded by Yoongi hahahahahaha]

[Yeah, being persuaded is the most coquettish, Yoongi can't see it, it's understandable, can't Qianjie see it? 】

[He can see it, but he doesn't know where the problem is]

[Light leaking from the eyes, I have seen it.Yoongi's face and neck seemed to be disconnected, he couldn't see it hahahahahaha]

[I'm really going to die laughing at them, one person puts on liquid foundation and the other puts on loose powder, what's the point of this loose powder]

[It may be used to set sunscreen [狗头]]

[The one who ordered the sunscreen, you hold back and run away, I'm fucking hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Hahahahahahaha really no distinction between each other]

【True as close as one person】

"Qianjie, do the eyebrows and eyes come together or separately?" Min Yoongi grabbed a bunch of makeup brushes, which came in all lengths and sizes, "Or should they come together?"

Min Qianjie thought for a while: "Then let's play the game of 'sweet and sour pork'. If you win together, we will separate."

Min Yoongi has no objection: "Just say 'sweet and sour pork'?"

Min Qianjie leaned over to help him cut his hair: "Say 'Min Songyue'."

"Okay." As long as he said Min Yoongi, he agreed, "You start first?"

Min Qianjie: "Min."

Min Yoongi: "Pine."

Min Qianjie: "Moon."

Min Yoongi: "Min."

Min Qianjie: "Pine."

Min Yoongi: "Moon."

Min Qianjie: "Min."

Min Yoongi: "Yoon."

Min Qianjie: "You lost hahahahahahahaha..."

Min Yoongi looked at him like he was looking at a fool: "What are you happy about? We are going to separate."

Min Qianjie immediately stopped laughing, and looked at Min Yoongi with a suffocating silence: "..."

Min Yoongi: "So why do we have to play this game?"

Min Qianjie: "...I don't know."

Min Yoongi laughed angrily at him: "Didn't you bring it up?"

Min Qianjie felt wronged: "Are you still coming?"

Min Yoongi took a deep breath: "Come on, don't break your word."

"If you don't do it, you lose rock-paper-scissors!"

【What I was most worried about finally happened】

[Human food addiction is still big, always make some unfavorable bets]

[?Is it necessary to distinguish between eyeliner and colored contact lenses?Eyeliner is really unnecessary, right? 】

[Isn't the funniest thing about them always taking turns to win, and they put on two half-face makeups? 】

[I'm really numb, I'm numb from laughing, looking at the two of them now, I suddenly feel that I don't love them very much]

【"For Whom Doing Half Face Makeup"】

[Fortunately, you guys are still reasonable, and you finished the shadow at once]

[But is there any difference between hitting the shadow and not hitting it?The color is so light, it’s indistinguishable from Yoongi’s foundation at all]

【My mother died here today】

【I can't laugh anymore】

[The point is that the time when the two of them got up in the early morning to live broadcast was very hellish, and the whole work was even more hellish]

[Now I really want to know what kind of beauty video they are watching, a red-yellow sequined eyeshadow and a blue-green sequined eyeshadow, don’t they think it’s wrong? 】

[They thought it was wrong, and even said it was too sexy, but they also didn't find out where the problem was]

[Laughing to death, I am a novice but want to imitate the makeup of a great god, I really can't bear to look at it directly]

【Brother, you should be glad that your parents gave birth to a good-looking son, it's just weird and not ugly】

[Qianjie's face is really good at fighting, I feel sick and delicate after watching it for a long time]

[Qianjie, you and your brother Zhen have lived so quietly for so long, it’s funny and good-looking, and you even cook delicious food for him, why do you have to hurt both sides the first time with Yoongi? 】

[Clarify, what is the first time? 】

[No way, this broken road can also be opened? 】

[Expand and talk, I like it]

[You are indeed sweet, sweet and funny, but too funny]

【From here I really intuitively feel how much Yoongi loves Qianjie】

[He said everything that Qianjie said was good, when Qianjie was chatting with us, Yoongi kept looking at him and smiling, almost writing "love" on his face]

【Min Yoongi is old double standard weird】

[Fuck! ! ! ! ! !You stop! ! ! ! ! !You don't need to divide the lipstick into the upper lip and the lower lip! 】

[Even if you divide the left lip and the right lip?Ann is right ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

[Have their hands been consecrated today?When this happens, it will take turns to win]

[It can be seen that God will punish them]

[I really can't bear to look straight at it... I can see it bro, you guys are really happy to have one]

[The character design of the wine umbrella is really broken...]

[Actually, it doesn't count, they are only by each other's side.In front of Ah Zhen, he is the younger brother, in front of the rest of the members, he is the reliable older brother, the backbone, only in front of each other is he an ordinary boy, the kind who can laugh and make trouble]

【Why are you so cute】

"Okay, we're done now." Min Qianjie held up the camera, "Now we're going to match the clothes..." He saw Min Yoongi wearing blue-green eyeshadow in the middle of speaking, paused, squatted on the ground and smiled crazy.

Min Yoongi also saw his relative who only had red and yellow eye shadow on his lower lip, and pointed at him and laughed so hard that he couldn't even speak.

When Min Qianjie got up, he wiped away his tears, restraining himself not to look at him: "How could someone look so funny hahahahahahaha..."

Min Yoongi also stared at the ground: "What should we do? Are we really going out like this?"

Min Qianjie: "Otherwise? Didn't you say that you want to cut off your own escape, and didn't take cleansing oil on purpose?"

Min Yoongi: "... Qianjie."

Min Qianjie: "...Yongqi."

They were silent for a while, and then said in unison: "I regret it a little now."

After they finished speaking, they raised their heads and looked at each other. After seeing each other's appearance, they turned their heads one after another, leaning against the wall and laughing until their whole bodies trembled.

【Fuck ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha】

[The useless tacit understanding has increased again, but what can I do if I regret it now? 】

【Help, I'm covering myself in the quilt and laughing until I'm about to suffocate】

[God damn cut off his back, what kind of last stand is this new concept? 】

【I just got up, I actually watched them messing around like this for over an hour】

[The sisters who didn't stay up late today are really wrong by a billion dollars]

[I really curled up on the bed laughing until my stomach hurts...my bed trembled like I was doi]

[Above, who is not]

【During their live broadcast, I woke up my best friend with a phone call. She was still scolding me at first, but now I have received a red envelope of 93.99 yuan from her】

[I like this number! 】

[Wine Umbrella 99! 】

[Jung Ming, this makeup looks more and more suitable, am I crazy? 】

[?The above staying up all night made your brain stupid, this is a makeup look, can it not match it! ? 】

[If I fucking die laughing here today, the two on-screen and you off-screen will all be suspect]

[I squatted a fairy online to put their faces together]

[Isn't the love head coming here? 】

[Is the above serious?Who do you want to laugh to death by changing this love? 】

[Sister Mi who is a beauty blogger can consider creating a fake makeup]

【"Fake Makeup"】

[Another novice tutorial, the kind that details how much liquid foundation is squeezed out, let me tell you about them]

[A passer-by came in by mistake, and now they are fans of them.Made like this, this face is still not broken, it’s absolutely perfect]

[One thing to say, this eye makeup is really good]

[I learned something, but I found the wrong textbook, my dears]

[My idol personally told me the importance of finding the right reference materials]

"Yo Robben," Min Yoongi changed into Min Qianjie's style of clothes, and when he suddenly appeared in the camera, Ami almost admitted his mistake, "Just now Qianjie told me that the capital has melted, so why not call the members like this Get up." He also thought it was funny halfway through, laughing so hard that the hand holding the camera was shaking.

After five o'clock, more ARMYs came to hear the news, and the comments skyrocketed, all asking Min Yoongi to continue broadcasting.At this time, Min Qianjie also changed his clothes, and the peaked cap was completely Min Yoongi himself: "Hurry up, hurry up, we won't be able to scare them when they wake up."

Min Yoongi glanced at him and turned his head, his shoulders kept shaking: "I can't be scared."

He was still holding back his laughter, and he almost broke his voice: "They will be woken up by our laughter."