First Love[BTS]

In the end, this dance king was obtained by Zheng Haoxi.There is no other reason, whether it is Kim Seok-jin's kneeling dance, Jungkook's knuckle dance, Park Ji-jun's pelvis dance or Kim Nam-joon's pink soul dance, they all lose their competitiveness in front of Jung Ho-seok's soul dance song "Basai Roar".

Zheng Hengdon fell in love with it at first glance, and was so excited that he stood up and danced with him, waving drumsticks.In the end, Defconn fed him a piece of roasted Korean beef, and at the same time, the music of "Basai Roar" sounded. Zheng Hoseok danced while eating, and the dance moves were open and closed, and the radio was jumped off.

"Second session, king of nasty acting skills!"

Pu Zhixuan sighed: "We really don't know how to do this."

Defconn: "So we rushed to get a special video for BTS."

Jung Hyung-don: "The kind that will really surprise people when you see it."

Defconn: "Extremely handsome, totally heart-wrenching."

Jung Hyung Don: "Now let's enjoy it together."

Min Qianjie had a bad premonition, and this feeling became stronger after Zheng Hengdun finished speaking.Then when Jungkook suddenly appeared in the center of the big screen, with Kim Taehyung screaming, he closed his eyes.

It’s over.

This video is a segment of the love game they shot for Japanese Ami when they were 14 years old.Each of them played the role of a triangle, from smooth hair to fried hair, each said three love quotes, and their domineering degree can be judged from the amount of hairspray used.

Min Qianjie covered her face, listening to herself say in unfamiliar Japanese: "If you want to date, what do you think of me?"

Min Yoongi didn't make a fuss.He stared at the screen tightly, afraid that what would be released would be the fried version.But what did that sentence say, what to be afraid of - Min Yoongi on the screen has big black eyeliner, every hair stands on end, looking at the camera with a swag on his face: "I just realized I'm always thinking about you."

Min Qianjie immediately forgot the embarrassment, and hugged Min Yoongi's neck from laughing until his stomach ached.How could Min Yoongi be let go, his fried hair and Park Jijun's hairstyle like two pigeons stopped are eternal classics.

Jin Nanjun murmured: "I knew that one day the corpse would be whipped out."

"So, like in the video, everyone has to start an acting duel with disgusting lines. The most disgusting person will be awarded the title of 'King of Cruelty' and can come to eat Korean beef."

Jung Hyung Don was very curious: "So why is there this video?"

Kim Seok-jin explained: "This is a mobile game shot by a Japanese game company."

Zheng Hengdun looked skeptical about his life: "What kind of game uses this... this kind of video?"

Jin Shuozhen thought for a while: "It's like..." He turned around and took Min Qianjie's hand, looking at him affectionately: "Can you leave your fourth finger empty? Let me fill it up."

After he finished speaking, he and Zheng Hengdon made a vomiting expression simultaneously, and Min Qianjie, who was suddenly confessed to Tuliu, had a blank face.

"I..." He was startled out of Chinese, and changed his words suddenly, "...my mother."

【Qianqian, let me say it for you—fuck me】

【Let me say it for you too—my day】

[Looking at it, I suddenly understand it without subtitles kkkkkkk]

[Ask if you don't understand.What happened to Qianzhen recently?Is this going from the polar circle to the equator? 】

【Brother Zhen is so active recently】

[Punch the name scene! 】

[Punch card name scene +1.Qian Zhener burst into tears]

[The front is really full of energy, don't eat, don't eat, really don't eat, important things are said three times! ! ! ! 】

[[Highlight! ! ! ] Nuclear power ahead! ! !Non-combatants please evacuate immediately! ! ! ! 】

Jung Hyung Don: "Then shall we start with Jimin?"

Pu Zhixuan still wanted to die: "To be honest, I can't remember my lines."

Zheng Hengdon said "I knew it" on his face, and got up to get the script book handed over by the director team: "Considering the possibility of such a situation, we prepared it."

The first paragraph in the script book was written by Jin Nanjun. He covered his face after glancing at it: "This is scarier than dancing."

Jin Nanjun was brewing feelings, raised his head and touched his chin, looked at the camera with concentration and affection: "This is the first time... I like someone so much." He raised his head and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Even if..." Then he lowered his head, lowered his Put on a peaked cap, "Even if the world is full of enemies, at least you have to protect the woman you love."

At this time, there was an unbearable scream from the voiceover, Min Yoongi curled up his hands and feet, his eyes wandered, he wanted to look but didn't dare to look, his whole body was covered with goose bumps.Min Qianjie couldn't take it anymore, but Jin Nanjun still said, "Because you... are my woman."

Min Yoongi directly left the stool and turned around. The camera showed the red high-top Converse on his feet. The next second, Jin Nanjun touched his lips with his fingers, his eyes full of fascinated affection, and after blowing a kiss to the camera, he even gave a wink.

【... I'm addicted to Nantang】

【This is forced to die together】

[I can see that Nan Shuo's wine umbrella has reconnected internally, and the attacking group and receiving group have separated]

【What's going on with the inexplicable craving】

[Min Tang's red high-top Converse is too eye-catching]

[This kiss and wink, no matter how oily I am, I can still catch it! 】

[Is there anyone else who can defeat him? 】

[The person who traveled back to tell you that there is no one left, he is the pinnacle of disgusting]

【Very good, as expected of the man I like】

Next up is Kim Taehyung.He turned the chair, his dantian sank, and when he turned around, he yelled super loudly at the camera, directly shattering the nasty atmosphere: "Don't appear in my dreams!"

He looked at the camera as if he was looking at his enemy, he couldn't tell whether he was confessing or threatening: "Because I always care about you!"

Defconn interrupted him: "You can't be so loud, just like the video just now, learn from rapmon."

Hearing this, Jin Nanjun, who hadn't had enough drama addiction, immediately began to demonstrate, repeating it affectionately, and at the end he played by himself, adding a wink that was not in the script.

Min Qianjie couldn't take it anymore, he took a deep breath: "I really want to hit him."

Min Yoongi covered his face with one hand, unwilling to look at it again: "Give him the Korean beef, I don't want to eat it."

If you don't want to eat it, you don't want to eat it, and the nasty lines still can't escape.

Tian Jungkook looked at the camera and uttered words one by one, like a robot: "You can rely on me occasionally, do you think you can leave me? I will always like you."

A sentimental confession was read by him as if he was endorsing it, without even changing the tone.Zheng Hengdon couldn't help complaining: "Are you an overseas Chinese in Japan?"

Jin Shuozhen scratched the maknae's chin: "Our Guoer is like a confession machine without emotion."

Min Yoongi was amused.The embarrassment eased a little, but at this moment he didn't realize the seriousness of the problem.The next double blow from Zheng Haoxi and Min Qianjie made him kneel directly to the ground.

Zheng Haoxi lowered his head and was very melancholy. The moment he raised his eyes, he put everyone into the atmosphere, really like a boy who couldn't love him.Finally, he lowered his head and murmured softly, "I'm in love with you, I lost."

Min Yoongi stomped his foot on the floor, looking at his posture, he wanted to break his leg.Zheng Ho-seok is not the kind of affectionate Kim Nam-joon who pretends to be affectionate, but it is because he is so substituting that it makes people cringe even more.

Min Qianjie was behind Zheng Haoxi. He glanced at the inscription board and lowered his head: "Why do you keep staring at him?" He paused here, pursed his lips, "What about people who don't care about you?" will love you."

Min Yoongi has changed from squatting to kneeling, and his whole body is curled up into a ball, wishing he could just disappear.

"Don't be sad, okay?" He smiled at the camera, his eyes full of tenderness, "If you want to date, what do you think of me?"

【I'm really gone...】

[Millennium is really high-powered... I lost...]

【I looked at Master Min, as if I saw myself】

[I think you are fine!Let's date! 】

【I fell in love with Min Qianjie from here, his last smile is really empty】

[Xinxi is the same, people who are always funny and funny are the most fatal when they are serious]

【Xixi and Qianqian are too substituting, if they have someone they like in the future, they will be like this】

【Stop talking about the above, I really want to cry】

【It's really exciting】

Pu Zhixuan was holding back his laughter the whole time. When he said the last sentence, he stretched out his hand forward with a doggy expression on his face: "Yes... I don't want to be a lost child!"

At the end, Jin Shuozhen still had tears in his eyes: "I told you I love you."

Min Yoongi got up from the ground and sat down, then knelt down again after hearing what he said.Min Qianjie looked at him with knee pain, when he helped him up, Min Yoongi looked at him with confused eyes: "How did you say that?"

Yes, because Min Yoongi is too straight, and his lines are too domineering and nasty, he tried many times, but in the end they all ended up screaming, so they let it go.

If he was forced to finish speaking, it might be who died in the end.

Pu Zhixuan punched and kicked, and pointed at the beef in front of Han Niu with a look of grief and indignation: "It's all because of you that we are crazy!"

The two MCs were so cute, and they laughed happily watching him.

As a result, there is no doubt that no one can beat Kim Nam Joon, he is invincible when it comes to stinky.He puts on the crown, chews Korean beef, and has not played yet: "Now you won't be alone anymore."

Min Qianjie quickly caught Min Yoongi who was about to kneel down, and shouted at Jin Nanjun: "Jin Nanjun, shut up!"

Jin Shuozhen couldn't take it anymore: "Can't even eat to stop your mouth?"

Obviously, eating is impossible to gag him.Jin Nanjun took another slice of Korean beef: "If you fall in love with someone else, I won't let you go."

Min Yoongi tried his best to restrain himself, but when Jin Namjoon took the meat out of his mouth again, thinking about something for the camera, he couldn't stand it anymore.

He stood up directly from his seat, grabbed Jin Nanjun's chopsticks, picked up a large clip of Korean beef and stuffed it into his mouth: "I beg you to eat quickly!"