Take a plug to laugh at
Chapter 84
What he said made Linghu Chong's heart tremble. He never expected that the Sun Moon God Sect has such great energy. A small person who is not even a helmsman can arrange various official positions in Quanzhou City and despise the imperial power to such an extent. No wonder people in the martial arts world treat him like a tiger, and it's also no wonder that in Jianghu, so many people who don't have a deep hatred for the Demon Sect want to join the Sun Moon God Sect.He never doubted that shopkeeper Liu's words were lies. After all, the Sun Moon God Sect had distinct levels, and once a lie was discovered, the punishment would be more terrifying than other places.Linghu Chong blinked, "Let's use the status of a general. The status is not high, but it won't be looked down upon!"
Dongfang also agreed, "Then use the identity of the general! Shopkeeper Liu, go down and make arrangements, and pay attention to the movements of those Hengshan faction people by the way!" "Yes!" Linghu Chong was amazed by the fact that he was not dragging his feet.I also quietly felt admiration for Dongfang Bubai, who is known as "the sun rises in the east, and I am the only invincible". In just ten years, some people who have already sunk into the west
The Sun Moon God Sect operates so powerfully that it even surpasses the imperial power.Now think about it, those respectable and decent families, even their own masters, when they mention Dongfang Bubai, they all have a look of gnashing their teeth in disgust. When they say Dongfang Bubai, they mean "the Dongfang must be defeated", and they also say what he is like A villain, how can he know how to repay his kindness and seek to usurp the throne? Now it seems that even if what they say is true, Dongfang Bubai is still a hero, a hero with great talent and strategy.
Before the meal was finished, shopkeeper Liu came with a servant, who not only brought Linghu Chong's imperial edict to be promoted to the general of Fujian Quanzhou Prefecture, but also the official seal and official uniform of the general, all of which were perfect.Linghu Chong was dumbfounded in shock, he originally thought that it would be tomorrow morning at the earliest, but he didn't expect——!Shopkeeper Liu pointed to the servant behind him and introduced, "This is Liu Quan, who is at the helm of ours. He is the most diligent. It seems that the envoy didn't bring many people with him. Why don't you bring him with you, so that you can have someone to serve you?" .”
Dongfang was noncommittal, but Linghu Chong saw shopkeeper Liu's hopeful expression, and couldn't help but move in his heart, and said, "Since it was recommended by shopkeeper Liu, he must be very smart. Let's stay with us for a couple of days and lead the way!" Listen When Linghu Chong agreed, shopkeeper Liu immediately smiled, and even spoke a little more sincerity, "Liu Quan, haven't you met the two envoys yet?" Liu Quan was also very clever, and after a big gift, he said Standing behind Linghu Chong automatically, half of Mo Sa's position was wrong, "Hengshan sent them late, just received the news that they just entered our town. It's getting dark, they must stay overnight in our restaurant." In fact, only their restaurant can receive so many people from the Hengshan faction.
Dongfang nodded, and said to Linghu Chong, "Then, from now on, you are the general!" The red flower and green willow behind him also stood up, and bowed respectfully, "Safflower (green willow) has seen the general My lord, I hope my lord will be promoted in the future!" Linghu Chong also made a fuss, and pretended to teach, "It's the so-called 'third-rank official in front of the prime minister'. Now, my lord, I have been promoted to a general, and I have an official status. You must remember to be cautious. All right, don't lose my face!" Then he said to Dongfang proudly, "Ma'am, now I am honoring my ancestors, you have to remember to serve me well, otherwise, I will take ten concubines and eight concubines ——" Linghu Chong deliberately elongated his voice, and squinted at Dongfang, who knew that Dongfang was still smiling. For some reason, his heart suddenly trembled, and he immediately came back, "Leave it all to Madam. Whatever Madam asks them to do, they will do it." Do what you want to do. If you want to wash the dishes, you can do the dishes, and if you want to sweep the floor, you can sweep the floor—" The voice became lower and lower until it disappeared.Linghu Chong was also puzzled mentally, what happened to him, it was obvious that taking concubines was a matter of course, why did he say it in front of Sheng'er without confidence behind him!There is always a feeling of sorry for him!
Dongfang didn't care about Linghu Chong's words to strengthen his husband, and said, "Chong Lang, you should think about it, what is your name as a general? You can't just be called Linghu Chong!" "That's right!" Linghu Chong agreed, "But What exactly is it called?" Hong Hua clapped her hands, "As the saying goes, 'Heavenly Virtue, Earthly Virtue, Human Virtue and Righteousness', it is better to call it Tiande." "Okay, I will call it Wu Tiande!" Linghu Chong made a final decision!
East:"......"
Red flowers and green willows: "..."
Mo Sa Liu Quan: "..."
. . . . . .
There was nothing to say all night, Dongfang and his party had a good night's rest.
The next morning, Dongfang and Linghu Chong woke up early in the morning. After washing up, they were told by shopkeeper Liu who was waiting at the door that the Hengshan faction stayed here last night and had dinner downstairs early this morning.
So, Linghu Chong changed into that official robe, with a ring of beards glued to his face, looked in the mirror for a while, and then nodded in satisfaction.After Dongfang finished his makeup, he took Dongfang into his arms.Dongfang was staggered by Linghu Chong's sudden strength, and fell into Linghu Chong's arms, as if he had thrown himself into Linghu Chong's arms.
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"Miss, you are so enthusiastic, let my husband love you, okay?" Linghu Chong picked up Dongfang's chin, and said this sentence in a polite way, but what he said made people laugh and cry.
Dongfang gave Linghu Chong a blank look, slapped his hands off, straightened his clothes, and was about to go out.But he didn't want Linghu Chong to stop his waist again, and this time he grabbed Dongfang's chest in a wrong place, and even grasped Dongfang's left chest with one hand, even with his index finger and middle finger separated by his clothes. He pinched the little Doudou on the left twice.
If Dongfang was not a fake woman, she would have been too ashamed to see anyone at this time, even now, Dongfang was blushing, he, how could he just tease him like this in front of a girl.Even, Linghu Chong sighed, "Sheng'er, you are good in everything, but this breast——Let's find a gynecologist sometime and give you a good treatment!"
Red Flower and Green Willow blushed from holding back, suppressed their smiles, and lowered their heads.Dongfang was stunned by Linghu Chong's shamelessness, so, how did he say such shameless words?Seeing Dongfang's dumbfounded appearance, Linghu Chong didn't take it seriously at all. In his opinion, Dongfang was his person, and Dongfang's girl was his girl. In this era, girls are not human at all, especially the mistress's close friend. girl.If you like it, you will receive it in the room, or you will marry it as a dowry to win the hearts of the master. If you don't like it, you will be beaten to death directly.Therefore, Linghu Chong and Dongfang Hu were not avoiding these two people at all, and Mo Sa and Liu Quan beside him, after all, men and women were different, if they saw them, he would die at a disadvantage.Don't you see that in the backyard of the mansion, even the rough work of cleaning and pruning is done by women. Even if there is a man, he is just a personal servant of the master, and he must not look sideways at everything.
Linghu Chong knows this, so he doesn't avoid the red flowers and green willows at all; Mo Sa and Liu Quan also know, so they stand at the door of the bedroom at most and never enter the door; the red flowers and green willows also know, so even if they are full of shame His face was flushed, but he stood there unswervingly, pretending that he didn't hear or see.But Dongfang doesn't know, so
Dongfang felt that his face was burning hot, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't even lift his head up, not to mention refuting Linghu Chong's shameless words.But Dongfang didn't know that his blushing appearance made him even more glamorous, which made Linghu Chong's heart flutter, and his wolf mouth directly gnawed on Dongfang's lips, sucking her hard, and his hands even ran down his waist. The thread quietly touched Dongfang's buttocks.
It took a long time for Linghu Chong to let go of Dongfang. Seeing Dongfang panting rapidly, his eyes misty, as if he had been loved by someone, he nodded in satisfaction, and let Honghua and the others touch up Dongfang's makeup.
It wasn't until the sun was high that Dongfang and his party slowly went to the restaurant's lobby to eat.At this time, the Hengshan faction and their group had almost finished their meal, and they were instructing the restaurant to prepare some dry food for the journey.Unexpectedly, a military master walked out from the inner courtyard, with a bearded face, piercing eyes, a tall and strong figure, and he said, "Yo, why did you see a nun as soon as you came out? It's really bad luck!" He stretched out his hand and patted the table, "Mr. Jun's meal, why haven't you brought it up yet? Do you want to starve to death!" When the second brother saw it, he immediately put down the paper bag containing the buns and ran to the back hall , I could only hear the little boy saying repeatedly, "Hurry up, Master Wu's breakfast is quickly served—"
The little nun Yilin looked at the dry food she had dropped all over the floor, her mouth opened and closed, but she couldn't utter a word of curse, so she squatted down by herself, picked up the steamed buns one by one and rewrapped them again.Linghu Chong snorted proudly at Chao Yilin, and then swaggered and sat in the center. At this time, Dongfang had already sat down, and a lot of dishes had been served on the table one after another.
Linghu Chong didn't care about the glaring eyes of the nuns in the hall, and drank a bowl of wine with Dongfang's hand, that's all, he proudly pinched Dongfang's face to feel the fat and jade skin under his hand. "Dog officer!" A low curse sounded in the Hengshan sect, and it wasn't just a little nun.Dongfang gave Linghu Chong a blank look with a half-smile, and Linghu Chong just took it as a wink, as if he didn't hear the curse at all!
While Linghu Chong and the others were having dinner, the members of the Hengshan faction had already left.
Dongfang also agreed, "Then use the identity of the general! Shopkeeper Liu, go down and make arrangements, and pay attention to the movements of those Hengshan faction people by the way!" "Yes!" Linghu Chong was amazed by the fact that he was not dragging his feet.I also quietly felt admiration for Dongfang Bubai, who is known as "the sun rises in the east, and I am the only invincible". In just ten years, some people who have already sunk into the west
The Sun Moon God Sect operates so powerfully that it even surpasses the imperial power.Now think about it, those respectable and decent families, even their own masters, when they mention Dongfang Bubai, they all have a look of gnashing their teeth in disgust. When they say Dongfang Bubai, they mean "the Dongfang must be defeated", and they also say what he is like A villain, how can he know how to repay his kindness and seek to usurp the throne? Now it seems that even if what they say is true, Dongfang Bubai is still a hero, a hero with great talent and strategy.
Before the meal was finished, shopkeeper Liu came with a servant, who not only brought Linghu Chong's imperial edict to be promoted to the general of Fujian Quanzhou Prefecture, but also the official seal and official uniform of the general, all of which were perfect.Linghu Chong was dumbfounded in shock, he originally thought that it would be tomorrow morning at the earliest, but he didn't expect——!Shopkeeper Liu pointed to the servant behind him and introduced, "This is Liu Quan, who is at the helm of ours. He is the most diligent. It seems that the envoy didn't bring many people with him. Why don't you bring him with you, so that you can have someone to serve you?" .”
Dongfang was noncommittal, but Linghu Chong saw shopkeeper Liu's hopeful expression, and couldn't help but move in his heart, and said, "Since it was recommended by shopkeeper Liu, he must be very smart. Let's stay with us for a couple of days and lead the way!" Listen When Linghu Chong agreed, shopkeeper Liu immediately smiled, and even spoke a little more sincerity, "Liu Quan, haven't you met the two envoys yet?" Liu Quan was also very clever, and after a big gift, he said Standing behind Linghu Chong automatically, half of Mo Sa's position was wrong, "Hengshan sent them late, just received the news that they just entered our town. It's getting dark, they must stay overnight in our restaurant." In fact, only their restaurant can receive so many people from the Hengshan faction.
Dongfang nodded, and said to Linghu Chong, "Then, from now on, you are the general!" The red flower and green willow behind him also stood up, and bowed respectfully, "Safflower (green willow) has seen the general My lord, I hope my lord will be promoted in the future!" Linghu Chong also made a fuss, and pretended to teach, "It's the so-called 'third-rank official in front of the prime minister'. Now, my lord, I have been promoted to a general, and I have an official status. You must remember to be cautious. All right, don't lose my face!" Then he said to Dongfang proudly, "Ma'am, now I am honoring my ancestors, you have to remember to serve me well, otherwise, I will take ten concubines and eight concubines ——" Linghu Chong deliberately elongated his voice, and squinted at Dongfang, who knew that Dongfang was still smiling. For some reason, his heart suddenly trembled, and he immediately came back, "Leave it all to Madam. Whatever Madam asks them to do, they will do it." Do what you want to do. If you want to wash the dishes, you can do the dishes, and if you want to sweep the floor, you can sweep the floor—" The voice became lower and lower until it disappeared.Linghu Chong was also puzzled mentally, what happened to him, it was obvious that taking concubines was a matter of course, why did he say it in front of Sheng'er without confidence behind him!There is always a feeling of sorry for him!
Dongfang didn't care about Linghu Chong's words to strengthen his husband, and said, "Chong Lang, you should think about it, what is your name as a general? You can't just be called Linghu Chong!" "That's right!" Linghu Chong agreed, "But What exactly is it called?" Hong Hua clapped her hands, "As the saying goes, 'Heavenly Virtue, Earthly Virtue, Human Virtue and Righteousness', it is better to call it Tiande." "Okay, I will call it Wu Tiande!" Linghu Chong made a final decision!
East:"......"
Red flowers and green willows: "..."
Mo Sa Liu Quan: "..."
. . . . . .
There was nothing to say all night, Dongfang and his party had a good night's rest.
The next morning, Dongfang and Linghu Chong woke up early in the morning. After washing up, they were told by shopkeeper Liu who was waiting at the door that the Hengshan faction stayed here last night and had dinner downstairs early this morning.
So, Linghu Chong changed into that official robe, with a ring of beards glued to his face, looked in the mirror for a while, and then nodded in satisfaction.After Dongfang finished his makeup, he took Dongfang into his arms.Dongfang was staggered by Linghu Chong's sudden strength, and fell into Linghu Chong's arms, as if he had thrown himself into Linghu Chong's arms.
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"Miss, you are so enthusiastic, let my husband love you, okay?" Linghu Chong picked up Dongfang's chin, and said this sentence in a polite way, but what he said made people laugh and cry.
Dongfang gave Linghu Chong a blank look, slapped his hands off, straightened his clothes, and was about to go out.But he didn't want Linghu Chong to stop his waist again, and this time he grabbed Dongfang's chest in a wrong place, and even grasped Dongfang's left chest with one hand, even with his index finger and middle finger separated by his clothes. He pinched the little Doudou on the left twice.
If Dongfang was not a fake woman, she would have been too ashamed to see anyone at this time, even now, Dongfang was blushing, he, how could he just tease him like this in front of a girl.Even, Linghu Chong sighed, "Sheng'er, you are good in everything, but this breast——Let's find a gynecologist sometime and give you a good treatment!"
Red Flower and Green Willow blushed from holding back, suppressed their smiles, and lowered their heads.Dongfang was stunned by Linghu Chong's shamelessness, so, how did he say such shameless words?Seeing Dongfang's dumbfounded appearance, Linghu Chong didn't take it seriously at all. In his opinion, Dongfang was his person, and Dongfang's girl was his girl. In this era, girls are not human at all, especially the mistress's close friend. girl.If you like it, you will receive it in the room, or you will marry it as a dowry to win the hearts of the master. If you don't like it, you will be beaten to death directly.Therefore, Linghu Chong and Dongfang Hu were not avoiding these two people at all, and Mo Sa and Liu Quan beside him, after all, men and women were different, if they saw them, he would die at a disadvantage.Don't you see that in the backyard of the mansion, even the rough work of cleaning and pruning is done by women. Even if there is a man, he is just a personal servant of the master, and he must not look sideways at everything.
Linghu Chong knows this, so he doesn't avoid the red flowers and green willows at all; Mo Sa and Liu Quan also know, so they stand at the door of the bedroom at most and never enter the door; the red flowers and green willows also know, so even if they are full of shame His face was flushed, but he stood there unswervingly, pretending that he didn't hear or see.But Dongfang doesn't know, so
Dongfang felt that his face was burning hot, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't even lift his head up, not to mention refuting Linghu Chong's shameless words.But Dongfang didn't know that his blushing appearance made him even more glamorous, which made Linghu Chong's heart flutter, and his wolf mouth directly gnawed on Dongfang's lips, sucking her hard, and his hands even ran down his waist. The thread quietly touched Dongfang's buttocks.
It took a long time for Linghu Chong to let go of Dongfang. Seeing Dongfang panting rapidly, his eyes misty, as if he had been loved by someone, he nodded in satisfaction, and let Honghua and the others touch up Dongfang's makeup.
It wasn't until the sun was high that Dongfang and his party slowly went to the restaurant's lobby to eat.At this time, the Hengshan faction and their group had almost finished their meal, and they were instructing the restaurant to prepare some dry food for the journey.Unexpectedly, a military master walked out from the inner courtyard, with a bearded face, piercing eyes, a tall and strong figure, and he said, "Yo, why did you see a nun as soon as you came out? It's really bad luck!" He stretched out his hand and patted the table, "Mr. Jun's meal, why haven't you brought it up yet? Do you want to starve to death!" When the second brother saw it, he immediately put down the paper bag containing the buns and ran to the back hall , I could only hear the little boy saying repeatedly, "Hurry up, Master Wu's breakfast is quickly served—"
The little nun Yilin looked at the dry food she had dropped all over the floor, her mouth opened and closed, but she couldn't utter a word of curse, so she squatted down by herself, picked up the steamed buns one by one and rewrapped them again.Linghu Chong snorted proudly at Chao Yilin, and then swaggered and sat in the center. At this time, Dongfang had already sat down, and a lot of dishes had been served on the table one after another.
Linghu Chong didn't care about the glaring eyes of the nuns in the hall, and drank a bowl of wine with Dongfang's hand, that's all, he proudly pinched Dongfang's face to feel the fat and jade skin under his hand. "Dog officer!" A low curse sounded in the Hengshan sect, and it wasn't just a little nun.Dongfang gave Linghu Chong a blank look with a half-smile, and Linghu Chong just took it as a wink, as if he didn't hear the curse at all!
While Linghu Chong and the others were having dinner, the members of the Hengshan faction had already left.
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