Take a plug to laugh at
Chapter 83
"You—" Hearing the old nun's voice, Honghua grabbed the driving whip in her hand and almost wanted to pull it out.
"Safflower, forget it!" Linghu Chong deliberately hoarse, not wanting to be recognized by the Hengshan faction outside. "Hmph!" Hong Hua glared at the group of nuns viciously, then retracted the whip that had been swung out, and drove the car forward.
Inside the car, Dongfang rolled his eyes at Linghu Chong, "Why, I don't want to part with your lovely little junior sister!" As soon as he uttered it, the vinegar smell was so strong that even Dongfang himself couldn't bear it.But Linghu Chong took advantage of it, pinched Dongfang's chin and laughed a few words.Then he explained seriously, "I'm just lamenting, given my current situation, Junior Sister Yilin will still speak for me, I'm just touched! ——It's just, didn't you receive the news the day before yesterday that the Zuo Lengchan sect Pretending to be members of the God Sect, they want to surround and kill them." Dongfang fixedly looked at Linghu Chong for a while, and then said seriously, "Chong Lang, I am very domineering." "I know!" Linghu Chong sighed, frowning Said, "Sometimes I really regret it, how could I take you, a domineering little fairy, to my heart, and let my dream of three wives and four concubines in the future come to naught!" chest, but said very seriously, "You will be the only one in the Lun family from now on, you must be nice to them!"
compromise
No matter what Linghu Chong did, anyway, the matter of the Hengshan faction was finally exposed.
Soon, the five from Dongfang arrived at the town ahead.The town is not big, but although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs, such as teahouses, brothels and Chuguan.As soon as the five Dongfang people entered the town, they were caught by the town's entrance. A sharp-eyed boy recognized the hidden mark on the carriage and greeted them with a smile on his face. "The guest is from out of town, right? Our restaurant has good rooms, why don't you rest here for one night, and you are on your way tomorrow?"
Dongfang thought for a while and nodded in agreement.He didn't get out of the car, and let the boy lead the way. After a while, he came to the "Yunlai Restaurant", a part-time restaurant and inn.The five were taken to a separate courtyard and housed.
Not long after, Lu Liu came to report, saying that it was the shopkeeper's request to see her.Linghu Chong didn't evade at all, he lay down on the embroidered bed in the eastern boudoir, and snored loudly after a while.Dongfang heard Linghu Chong's obviously fake snoring, and was overwhelmed by his rascal's actions, so he didn't feel very angry, but just sighed in his heart, how could he fall in love with this "two-skinned face"?Reluctant to helpless, on the surface, Dongfang just pretended not to see it, and calmly ordered Luliu, "Let him in!"
As soon as Luliu went out, Linghu Chong immediately stopped pretending to be asleep, and moved to Dongfang's side with a playful smile, and sighed, "You still know my heart!" Dongfang was almost numb from Linghu Chong's disgusting words, and stood up with goosebumps. , and gave Linghu Chong a supercilious look, "You're not so nasty!" Unexpectedly, Linghu Chong took this supercilious look as a wink, and happily "gnawed" on Dongfang's face, only to be serious Sitting next to Dongfang.
As soon as he sat down, a chubby little old man was ushered in by Green Willow.As soon as he came in, he knelt down in front of Dongfang and Linghu Chong, "Liu Dayuan, who is at the helm seat of the Quanzhou branch of Liehuotang, has seen the envoy, but he didn't know that the envoy was coming, and he was far away to meet him. He also hoped that the envoy would make amends!"
"Those who don't know are innocent, you'd better get up!" Dongfang briskly said to the little old man Liu Dayuan. "Thank you, the envoy!" The little old man also seemed relieved, got up and stood in front of Dongfang, waiting for orders.
After following Dongfang all the way, Linghu Chong also got a general understanding of the Sun Moon God Sect's behavior style. The relationship between superiors and subordinates is clear, and it is only natural for the superiors to order the subordinates to do things.Of course, this must be done in accordance with the highest order.Otherwise, the people below will arrest you as a traitor.
However, Linghu Chong quickly adapted to this pattern.In the final analysis, Linghu Chong still had the idea of a feudal patriarch, thinking that such things should be taken for granted, and he didn't have the awkward feeling of modern people like Dongfang at all.Therefore, Linghu Chong was not relentless in ordering people. "Shopkeeper Liu, I want to know the recent situation of Songshan School and Huashan School!"
Shopkeeper Liu straightened his face, and straightened up, "Please show your identity token!" This kind of thing is a sect secret, and there is no identity token, or a slightly lower identity token, which cannot be called out. kind of secret order.What's more, with Shopkeeper Liu's rights, he couldn't call it up. He could only call up this file with the identity jade card presented by Dongfang and use the unique contact method of the God Sect.
Dongfang nodded, and the green willow behind him took a step forward, and took out a black iron plate that was the size of a baby's palm, with the words sun and moon written on it, which glowed in five colors in the sun.It was delivered to Shopkeeper Liu.Linghu Chong looked at the iron plate. Now, he fully understood the level of this iron plate in the Sun Moon God Sect.There are nine grades of iron plates, which represent the status of the holder in the church.The lowest class can only emit one color, just like shopkeeper Liu, ordinary congregants below shopkeeper Liu don't have this kind of brand to indicate their identity at all.Every time a brand has an additional color, the status will be higher. According to legend, the brand held by Dongfang Bubai has nine colors with a maximum number of nine.As for the eight colors, no one has seen it at all.As for the Black Wood Order, there are seven colors.The five-color iron plate Dongfang presented was the highest rank in the sect other than the confidant of the leader.According to legend, the holy lady took this brand.Well, although Dongfang said that in order not to reveal his identity, he inadvertently used Ren Yingying's identity in a disguised form again.As for the source of this color, people in Jianghu can't analyze it at all, and they can't imitate it.
When shopkeeper Liu saw the iron plate, he immediately stood up in awe, took the iron plate respectfully, turned around and left.In less than a cup of tea, shopkeeper Liu turned around. This time, he had an extra sealed paper bag in his hand. After handing it over, he stood at the bottom and waited for orders.Dongfang didn't look at it either, but just handed the things to Linghu Chong, knowing that he was anxious about the situation.
Linghu Chong took it apart and looked at it carefully, his face turned sunny and rainy for a while, Dongfang was a little curious about the content!After Linghu Chong finished reading it, he handed it back to Dongfang without saying a word.Dongfang took a rough look, and the above meaning was probably: Huashan faction Yue Bu sent letters to various sects, expelling Linghu Chong from the sect on the charge of colluding with the demon sect and misbehavior, Songshan faction and Huashan faction, in order to protect Lin Jiafuwei In the name of the evil sword manual, the Escort summoned members of the five factions, pretending to be members of the Sun Moon God Sect, and ambushed and killed the backbone forces of the Hengshan, Hengshan and Taishan sects.And other odds and ends that were not so decent, all listed on the paper.
"What do you want to do?" Dongfang put the things in his hand on the table, knowing that Linghu Chong was still thinking about meeting the Hengshan faction on the road, so he said it clearly.Linghu Chong stared straight at Dongfang, "I don't want to take care of the matters of Hengshan Sect and Taishan Sect. However, the main reason why I don't want Hengshan Sect to do anything is because of Junior Sister Yilin." He didn't care about Dongfang either. The soaring jealousy and anger, "I know you are angry, but I swear to God, I really don't have any thoughts about Hengshan's junior sister, just for her. Apart from you, he is the only one who still believes in me at this time People!" Even the master, wife, and younger junior sister who grew up together didn't say a word for him.
Regardless of shopkeeper Liu still looking down, Linghu Chong got up directly, came to Dongfang, and gently stroked Dongfang's temples, "Although so many things have passed, Linghu Chong is still the same Linghu Chong as before. Serious Linghu Chong. Even though Master drove me out of Mount Hua, even though I now realize that Master is not the gentleman in my heart, Linghu Chong will never forget what Master taught me since I was a child!"
After hearing Linghu Chong's words, Dongfang actually calmed down. If Linghu Chong had changed into another form, he might not like him so much at all, but Dongfang still gave him a blank look, and said to him angrily, "Liu The shopkeeper is standing there, if you have any orders, just go to him and tell me!"
As soon as he heard Dongfang's words, Linghu Chong knew that Dongfang had calmed down. As for the slightest displeasure, it would be fine to coax him in private at night. However, Linghu Chong still wanted to revive his husband. Just listen to yourself.
The author has something to say: Linghu Chong said with a sinister smile: "Tickets, recommendations, collections, all here!"
General "No Virtue"
Linghu Chong made up his mind, turned his head and looked at shopkeeper Liu who was standing at the bottom. "Shopkeeper Liu, you heard it too. I wonder if you have any good ideas?" Linghu Chong paused, returned to his seat, and then asked, "I just want to thank the disciples of the Hengshan School for speaking out to me. Now they are in trouble. , might as well save it. I just don’t want to reveal my identity. Do you have any identity that you can use?”
Shopkeeper Liu pondered for a while, and then said, "This small rudder port has two backup identities. One is a wealthy businessman who goes to Fujian Province. This is the identity we always keep in reserve. It is very useful. The other, It is the generals who go to the various prefectures of Fujian, from the commander in chief, to the generals in a prefecture, and the commander in chief. They can handle it within half a day. The subordinates only have so much power here. If the envoy wants a higher For example, the governor, the governor, etc., can only go to our general helm in Quanzhou!"
Shopkeeper Liu's
"Safflower, forget it!" Linghu Chong deliberately hoarse, not wanting to be recognized by the Hengshan faction outside. "Hmph!" Hong Hua glared at the group of nuns viciously, then retracted the whip that had been swung out, and drove the car forward.
Inside the car, Dongfang rolled his eyes at Linghu Chong, "Why, I don't want to part with your lovely little junior sister!" As soon as he uttered it, the vinegar smell was so strong that even Dongfang himself couldn't bear it.But Linghu Chong took advantage of it, pinched Dongfang's chin and laughed a few words.Then he explained seriously, "I'm just lamenting, given my current situation, Junior Sister Yilin will still speak for me, I'm just touched! ——It's just, didn't you receive the news the day before yesterday that the Zuo Lengchan sect Pretending to be members of the God Sect, they want to surround and kill them." Dongfang fixedly looked at Linghu Chong for a while, and then said seriously, "Chong Lang, I am very domineering." "I know!" Linghu Chong sighed, frowning Said, "Sometimes I really regret it, how could I take you, a domineering little fairy, to my heart, and let my dream of three wives and four concubines in the future come to naught!" chest, but said very seriously, "You will be the only one in the Lun family from now on, you must be nice to them!"
compromise
No matter what Linghu Chong did, anyway, the matter of the Hengshan faction was finally exposed.
Soon, the five from Dongfang arrived at the town ahead.The town is not big, but although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs, such as teahouses, brothels and Chuguan.As soon as the five Dongfang people entered the town, they were caught by the town's entrance. A sharp-eyed boy recognized the hidden mark on the carriage and greeted them with a smile on his face. "The guest is from out of town, right? Our restaurant has good rooms, why don't you rest here for one night, and you are on your way tomorrow?"
Dongfang thought for a while and nodded in agreement.He didn't get out of the car, and let the boy lead the way. After a while, he came to the "Yunlai Restaurant", a part-time restaurant and inn.The five were taken to a separate courtyard and housed.
Not long after, Lu Liu came to report, saying that it was the shopkeeper's request to see her.Linghu Chong didn't evade at all, he lay down on the embroidered bed in the eastern boudoir, and snored loudly after a while.Dongfang heard Linghu Chong's obviously fake snoring, and was overwhelmed by his rascal's actions, so he didn't feel very angry, but just sighed in his heart, how could he fall in love with this "two-skinned face"?Reluctant to helpless, on the surface, Dongfang just pretended not to see it, and calmly ordered Luliu, "Let him in!"
As soon as Luliu went out, Linghu Chong immediately stopped pretending to be asleep, and moved to Dongfang's side with a playful smile, and sighed, "You still know my heart!" Dongfang was almost numb from Linghu Chong's disgusting words, and stood up with goosebumps. , and gave Linghu Chong a supercilious look, "You're not so nasty!" Unexpectedly, Linghu Chong took this supercilious look as a wink, and happily "gnawed" on Dongfang's face, only to be serious Sitting next to Dongfang.
As soon as he sat down, a chubby little old man was ushered in by Green Willow.As soon as he came in, he knelt down in front of Dongfang and Linghu Chong, "Liu Dayuan, who is at the helm seat of the Quanzhou branch of Liehuotang, has seen the envoy, but he didn't know that the envoy was coming, and he was far away to meet him. He also hoped that the envoy would make amends!"
"Those who don't know are innocent, you'd better get up!" Dongfang briskly said to the little old man Liu Dayuan. "Thank you, the envoy!" The little old man also seemed relieved, got up and stood in front of Dongfang, waiting for orders.
After following Dongfang all the way, Linghu Chong also got a general understanding of the Sun Moon God Sect's behavior style. The relationship between superiors and subordinates is clear, and it is only natural for the superiors to order the subordinates to do things.Of course, this must be done in accordance with the highest order.Otherwise, the people below will arrest you as a traitor.
However, Linghu Chong quickly adapted to this pattern.In the final analysis, Linghu Chong still had the idea of a feudal patriarch, thinking that such things should be taken for granted, and he didn't have the awkward feeling of modern people like Dongfang at all.Therefore, Linghu Chong was not relentless in ordering people. "Shopkeeper Liu, I want to know the recent situation of Songshan School and Huashan School!"
Shopkeeper Liu straightened his face, and straightened up, "Please show your identity token!" This kind of thing is a sect secret, and there is no identity token, or a slightly lower identity token, which cannot be called out. kind of secret order.What's more, with Shopkeeper Liu's rights, he couldn't call it up. He could only call up this file with the identity jade card presented by Dongfang and use the unique contact method of the God Sect.
Dongfang nodded, and the green willow behind him took a step forward, and took out a black iron plate that was the size of a baby's palm, with the words sun and moon written on it, which glowed in five colors in the sun.It was delivered to Shopkeeper Liu.Linghu Chong looked at the iron plate. Now, he fully understood the level of this iron plate in the Sun Moon God Sect.There are nine grades of iron plates, which represent the status of the holder in the church.The lowest class can only emit one color, just like shopkeeper Liu, ordinary congregants below shopkeeper Liu don't have this kind of brand to indicate their identity at all.Every time a brand has an additional color, the status will be higher. According to legend, the brand held by Dongfang Bubai has nine colors with a maximum number of nine.As for the eight colors, no one has seen it at all.As for the Black Wood Order, there are seven colors.The five-color iron plate Dongfang presented was the highest rank in the sect other than the confidant of the leader.According to legend, the holy lady took this brand.Well, although Dongfang said that in order not to reveal his identity, he inadvertently used Ren Yingying's identity in a disguised form again.As for the source of this color, people in Jianghu can't analyze it at all, and they can't imitate it.
When shopkeeper Liu saw the iron plate, he immediately stood up in awe, took the iron plate respectfully, turned around and left.In less than a cup of tea, shopkeeper Liu turned around. This time, he had an extra sealed paper bag in his hand. After handing it over, he stood at the bottom and waited for orders.Dongfang didn't look at it either, but just handed the things to Linghu Chong, knowing that he was anxious about the situation.
Linghu Chong took it apart and looked at it carefully, his face turned sunny and rainy for a while, Dongfang was a little curious about the content!After Linghu Chong finished reading it, he handed it back to Dongfang without saying a word.Dongfang took a rough look, and the above meaning was probably: Huashan faction Yue Bu sent letters to various sects, expelling Linghu Chong from the sect on the charge of colluding with the demon sect and misbehavior, Songshan faction and Huashan faction, in order to protect Lin Jiafuwei In the name of the evil sword manual, the Escort summoned members of the five factions, pretending to be members of the Sun Moon God Sect, and ambushed and killed the backbone forces of the Hengshan, Hengshan and Taishan sects.And other odds and ends that were not so decent, all listed on the paper.
"What do you want to do?" Dongfang put the things in his hand on the table, knowing that Linghu Chong was still thinking about meeting the Hengshan faction on the road, so he said it clearly.Linghu Chong stared straight at Dongfang, "I don't want to take care of the matters of Hengshan Sect and Taishan Sect. However, the main reason why I don't want Hengshan Sect to do anything is because of Junior Sister Yilin." He didn't care about Dongfang either. The soaring jealousy and anger, "I know you are angry, but I swear to God, I really don't have any thoughts about Hengshan's junior sister, just for her. Apart from you, he is the only one who still believes in me at this time People!" Even the master, wife, and younger junior sister who grew up together didn't say a word for him.
Regardless of shopkeeper Liu still looking down, Linghu Chong got up directly, came to Dongfang, and gently stroked Dongfang's temples, "Although so many things have passed, Linghu Chong is still the same Linghu Chong as before. Serious Linghu Chong. Even though Master drove me out of Mount Hua, even though I now realize that Master is not the gentleman in my heart, Linghu Chong will never forget what Master taught me since I was a child!"
After hearing Linghu Chong's words, Dongfang actually calmed down. If Linghu Chong had changed into another form, he might not like him so much at all, but Dongfang still gave him a blank look, and said to him angrily, "Liu The shopkeeper is standing there, if you have any orders, just go to him and tell me!"
As soon as he heard Dongfang's words, Linghu Chong knew that Dongfang had calmed down. As for the slightest displeasure, it would be fine to coax him in private at night. However, Linghu Chong still wanted to revive his husband. Just listen to yourself.
The author has something to say: Linghu Chong said with a sinister smile: "Tickets, recommendations, collections, all here!"
General "No Virtue"
Linghu Chong made up his mind, turned his head and looked at shopkeeper Liu who was standing at the bottom. "Shopkeeper Liu, you heard it too. I wonder if you have any good ideas?" Linghu Chong paused, returned to his seat, and then asked, "I just want to thank the disciples of the Hengshan School for speaking out to me. Now they are in trouble. , might as well save it. I just don’t want to reveal my identity. Do you have any identity that you can use?”
Shopkeeper Liu pondered for a while, and then said, "This small rudder port has two backup identities. One is a wealthy businessman who goes to Fujian Province. This is the identity we always keep in reserve. It is very useful. The other, It is the generals who go to the various prefectures of Fujian, from the commander in chief, to the generals in a prefecture, and the commander in chief. They can handle it within half a day. The subordinates only have so much power here. If the envoy wants a higher For example, the governor, the governor, etc., can only go to our general helm in Quanzhou!"
Shopkeeper Liu's
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