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Urgent, just...Miss Bai, don't worry, I won't despise you. "

Dongfang is happy, I have seen weird ones, but I have never seen such weird ones, you dislike her small breasts in front of girls, and you want others not to be angry?Fortunately, Dongfang is a sensible person, and it is also fortunate that Dongfang still remembers that the Dongfang Bubai he is wearing now is a man, otherwise, Linghu Chongling, no, Linghu, you will not see the sun tomorrow!However, capital crimes can be avoided and life crimes cannot be escaped. Linghu Chong, for your future, and for the sake of marrying Ren Yingying as the Great Sage in a glorious manner, you wait for the healing meal that Dongfang specially prepares for you!The villain in Dongfang's heart smiled sinisterly!

No matter what you think in your heart, you must answer back, "Thank you so much," Dongfang gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "I will definitely follow your advice (eight generations of ancestors) when I go back, and raise a few more people who can massage. face." See if I won't piss you off!The villain in Dongfang's heart looked up to the sky and smiled, Linghu Chong, you scum, seeing a scum who loves one another, in the novel, it was first the junior sister, then the little nun, and then the saint. Even if you lose, you want him to join your harem, don't even think about it!Dongfang thought bitterly.

Linghu Chong's face turned green, and he felt that his hat also turned green.Uh, although Miss Bai didn't regard herself as his husband-in-law, since Big Brother Qu came here, he has already regarded Miss Bai as his confinement. Although he is a bit overwhelmed, he is sincere, sincere!Don't compare him with those hypocritical male favorites. "No, I said no!"

Dongfang was surprised, Linghu Chong was still so serious?Isn't he always smiling, shameless?Dongfang was not happy. He hadn't heard anyone ordering him for a long time, so Dongfang also raised his face and snorted coldly, "You don't care about my affairs!" Although he just did that just to piss off Linghu Chong She said that she would definitely not find a few face-to-face or something difficult to smoke. Although Bai Anan has become a shemale, although he lives in the 21st century, the old feudal thinking of the Huaxia clan still stubbornly haunts her, monogamy, Clean yourself up.However, Linghu Chong didn't know, from the time when Dongfang's angry words on Siguo Ya, to Qu Yang's deliberate misleading, to Hong Fenghuang's nonsense, and how could a good girl almost have sex with him in the cave. ?Linghu Chong already took Qu Yang's words seriously.He had guessed many reasons these days, but no matter what the reason was, Linghu Chong decided on Dongfang.There is a saying: I fell in love when I didn't know who you were.When I know, even if you are unbearable, I can't let go!Linghu Chong was in such a tangled mood.

So, when Dongfang said that he had nothing to do with it, Linghu Chong was completely angry.He grabbed Dongfang's wrist holding the fan, and said seriously, "I'm not sure!" Looking at Linghu Chong's red eyes and feeling the sharp pain in his wrist, Dongfang was a little frightened. , but then the temper came up: who are you, you dare to order me!Therefore, Dongfang said bluntly, "I can do whatever I like, and you are not mine!"

Dongfang felt a little regretful when the words came out. Looking at Linghu Chong's gloomy expression, it was strange that Dongfang felt a little scared.Seeing Dongfang's still composure expression, Linghu Chong suddenly slowed down his expression, hugged Dongfang fiercely into his arms, sighed, and said, "Forget it, you can do whatever you want! But, You have to remember," Linghu Chong raised Dongfang's chin, and said seriously, "Now I have no ability, no power, I know I'm not good enough for you, but although I'm not your first man, I will definitely be your last .——In this life, you will follow me!"

Dongfang pursed his lips. It was the first time someone said such words to her, and he didn't know how to proceed.Dongfang looked at Linghu Chong with an unprecedented serious expression. She knew that what Linghu Chong said was true, at least, it was true now, and in the future!Dongfang pushed Linghu Chong away, so what if it was true, in TV dramas, no matter how much Linghu Chong likes Dongfang Bubai, in the end even Hun'er was seduced by Ren Yingying, I will believe you, no matter what Whether it was the TV series or the movie, the ending of Dongfang Invincible was miserable, "This sentence, let's talk about it after you realize it!" Dongfang didn't believe it at all.

"There will be that day!" Linghu Chong moved forward and hugged Dongfang again, and kissed that angry red lips fiercely, one day, you will be mine.

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This time, Dongfang remembered, and pushed Linghu Chong away fiercely, "We really have to wait until then!" Dongfang sneered, I am afraid that by then, you will be full of Aunt Ren!

Linghu Chong got up from the ground, shamelessly sat down on Dongfang's couch again, resumed his playful smile, and said frivolously, "Big beauty, what can I do with my brother?" Press it down little by little, and then calmly say, "Extend your hand, I'll feel the pulse." Then toss and toss you.

Linghu Chong stretched out his right hand obediently. Martial arts are his foundation, he must be cured as soon as possible.If you want to ask Linghu Chong why he has so much confidence in Dongfang, it still comes from Quyang. When Quyang came to him, he knew that his dantian was destroyed and his martial arts were completely abolished, so he didn't take it seriously. He comforted him by saying that Miss Bai was looking for medicine for him. , What does this mean, this means that Miss Bai can heal his injury, but the reason is that the medicine is hard to find!Besides, they are all like this, and Miss Bai is still willing to be superior to him, which means that Miss Bai is not without him, doesn't it?After figuring out this joint, Linghu Chong was very proud, he no longer saw the decadent appearance of Zisi Guoya after returning, he was extremely energetic.

Dongfang took his pulse. In fact, he couldn't get anything out at all, but his dantian was abolished. He always had to put on a show to show that he had worked hard. So, he spent a long time thinking about what to do. Tossing Linghu Chong, just after thinking about it, when he looked up, he saw Linghu Chong's silly look, and made another note of Linghu Chong in his heart, before saying, "There are two ways to break the dantian."

Looking at the expectant Linghu Chong, Dongfang said maliciously, "The first one is to reshape the dantian. According to ancient legends, there is a kind of fairy grass called Jiuli, which grows on the banks of dark water. It can reshape the body, Rebirth. The other is yourself. In martial arts, the internal force can not only be stored in the dantian. Qi practitioners in ancient times can destroy the world with a wave of their hands, and move mountains and seas. How can a little internal force stored in the dantian be enough? "Dongfang drew a big cake for Linghu Chong. It is said in cultivation novels that it is normal for me to fool you. Who told you to bully me? Dongfang looked at Linghu Chong who was listening carefully, and secretly laughed, telling you to bully me. Don't fool yourself, who are you fooling, "The ancient Qi practitioners stored all the internal energy in every part of the body, which is no bigger than a small dantian? According to legend, they divided Qi training into four stages. Refining qi, refining qi to transform spirit, practicing spirit to return to emptiness, and refining emptiness to join the Tao. There is a saying that Qi training is divided into seven stages, Qi training, foundation building, Jindan, Yuanying, distraction, Mahayana, and Tao. But No matter which one, in the end, they will live the same life as heaven and earth, and live with the years. Unfortunately, I know this, but I don't know how to do it." Dongfang said maliciously, his eyes were full of "you collapse, collapse" expect.

But who knows, Linghu Chong was fascinated when he heard that, even Senior Feng made him admire, let alone these ancient Qi fighters, "I really want to see the demeanor of these seniors!" Linghu Chong said longingly, making Dongfang very depressed, At this time, shouldn't Linghu Chong be sad and disappointed? Think about it, there are two methods, one is the fairy grass that only appeared in legends, and the other is even more unique, it is directly from ancient times, and it is still a rumor. There is nothing substantial, how can this make people break?If Linghu Chong had been replaced by Dongfang, Dongfang would have taken the blame. How could he be like Linghu Chong, who still longed for, yearned for size, yearned for size! "Miss Bai, don't worry, although the second method is more difficult, but you believe in me, I will definitely marry you in a splendid manner." Dongfang was stupid, completely stupid!

what the hell is this!As expected of being the protagonist, Linghu Chong dared not to be afraid of difficulties, he was not afraid of hardships, he he he he he he he he he he chose the second method? ! ! !Dongfang heard himself say in a mechanical voice, "Actually, there is still a treasured copy of Jiuli Immortal Grass in the Treasure Pavilion I teach." Do you want to embarrass Linghu Chong and take it out again?Don't you want to read his jokes first and think that you are a glass heart?Why did you just say that!

Linghu Chong was very pleasantly surprised, he hugged Dongfang and asked, "Then it doesn't matter if I use it? Will the people in your teaching embarrass you?" Dongfang snorted arrogantly, "Who dares to embarrass me!" Besides, this Jiuli The grass jelly was originally a product of his space, and no one in the sect had even heard of it.

"Miss Bai, no, I call you An'an, An'an, thank you!" Linghu Chong kissed Dongfang's cheek twice, Dongfang pushed it, but didn't push it away. For some reason, Dongfang thought it was good, so he simply Let's do this first!Dongfang took out a long and slender box from a small dark cabinet at the side, handed it to Linghu Chong, and pressed his hand, signaling him to open it at night, "This thing can't be seen in the light, even at night, you have to look for it. On the night of the stars and the moon, you can’t