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Chapter 46
Holding her back, she asked worriedly. Mrs. Yue tightly grasped the hand of Sect Master Yue, and anxiously urged him, "Senior brother, hurry up, and ask this demon girl to hand over the antidote!"
Red Phoenix was very comfortable at this time, and said provocatively, "I am Ning Nv Xia, can I really seduce people? Who knows that I am a tigress, who suppresses the head of Yue and does not dare to develop outside. Madam Yue is really good at controlling husbands. How about teaching the younger sister?" Yue Buqun's hand that was about to draw the sword froze, what should he do, should he draw the sword or?At this time, Red Phoenix didn't think it was enough, so he said to Linghu Chong, "Young Xia Linghu, you have to be careful, once you are with your sweetheart, Master Yue will be a lesson for you, no, maybe You are worse than your master. Your desire to control is very high!"
"I really didn't expect that you, Red Phoenix, know me so well, I am really flattered!" A clear and beautiful voice came from afar, everyone was startled, and they all turned their heads to look into the distance, only to see a big A red shadow came slowly from the sky, and when they got closer, people saw a large red sedan chair with ventilation on all sides. A figure was vaguely reflected. The figure seemed to be lying down, and it was not clear whether it was a man or a woman.The sedan chair was carried by four strong men dressed in black. Seeing that the four strong men were all muscular, their eyes were calm, and they came up the mountain as if they were walking on flat ground. A first-class master, but now he is just a small bearer of the people in the sect.Standing on both sides of the sedan chair were two young girls, one red and one green. They looked delicate and charming, and they were just the right age.
"Who are they?" Everyone present was puzzled, but this did not include the three of them.The red phoenix, who was still domineering just now, turned pale at this moment. Thinking about her outrageous, even insulting words just now being heard by the other party, she was so frightened that she almost fainted. She spoke tremblingly, with a trembling voice. It makes people anxious, "Subordinate, please refer to me..." The person in the sedan chair did not wait for Hong Fenghuang to finish speaking, and then said softly, "Slap your mouth", as if to teach the ignorant family member a lesson. slave girl.Everyone felt a blur in front of their eyes, and heard a few "pops", and when they looked again, the red-clothed maid had returned to the sedan chair, and shook her hands gracefully.
The girl in green put her hand over her mouth and smiled coquettishly, "Sister Honghua, teach this lowly servant girl a lesson with your own hands, you don't mind getting your hands dirty." "Isn't this short of breath? This lowly servant girl speaks so rudely, she should really smash her mouth!" The girl in red smiled and blew her hands, as if she didn't take it seriously at all.Everyone turned their heads, and when they saw Red Phoenix, they were all startled!Although Hong Fenghuang is not an alluring beauty, but she is also a beauty with fair skin, but now her face is like a pig's head, her face is bruised and purple, and her head is a full circle. Coupled with her slim and graceful figure, she suddenly looks like a Look, it's like seeing a legendary monster, it makes people's heart suffocate, and I can't bear to watch it again!
"Sister Bai!" Yue Lingshan cheered, and then complained, "Sister Bai, this is the person who bullies me and speaks ill of Sister Bai!" Of course, there was a weak "No, I didn't" , but no one listened to her.
"Miss Red Flower, Miss Green Willow." Linghu rushed forward, greeted the girl in red and green clothes, and after a while, said to the sedan chair, "Miss Bai, you are here!"
At this time, Yue Buqun, his wife and Feng Buping also came forward, Yue Buqun was about to speak, but Feng Buping beat him to it.I only heard Feng Buping say arrogantly to the people in the sedan chair, "Since you are here, come down quickly, what is killing each other?" The person is also quite rude, plus the first taste of Red Phoenix, a demon girl, at this time the two are in a hot relationship, of course they have to favor their little lover, for this one who hits his own woman as soon as she comes up Everyone is a slap in the face.
"Are you teaching me a lesson?" The voice of the person in the sedan chair was clear and cold, very neutral, making it hard to tell whether it was a man or a woman. "Damn it!" One sentence seemed to sentence the person. "What are you..." Feng Buping hadn't finished yelling when he saw the red-clothed woman who had just hit Red Phoenix floating forward, as if she wanted to slap him to death.He hastily raised his sword to block, but he felt that the little girl in front of him was holding a thunderbolt in her palm, and when she struck down, the sword broke, and she hit the back wall of Zhengqi Hall with blood.
After a long period of silence, Yue Buqun came forward and saluted, "I think this is the white girl that Chong'er was talking about. In Xiayue Buqun, I didn't know that the girl was coming, but I didn't greet her from afar. I'm sorry! The girl, please." !" As soon as he spoke, he was about to let Dongfang and his party into the hall of righteousness. "No need, we are here to see Linghu Chong this time, you are busy with your work!" Hong Hua spoke unceremoniously and did not give Yue Buqun any face, but when she changed her voice, she bowed to Linghu Chong and said, "Mr. Linghu, please come inside. Madam wants to see you!" He said as he lifted the tulle on one side.
Linghu Chong looked at his master and his wife for a while, and saw that they were frowning, obviously disapproving of him meeting women privately in public, but in the end he couldn't defeat the desire in his heart to see Miss Bai again, so he gritted his teeth and sneaked in.
Outside the sedan chair, Miss Yue let out an "Hey", obviously she was very dissatisfied with Linghu Chong's going in to meet Sister Bai privately, but not taking her with her.Luliu smiled, and walked to Miss Yue, "My servant, Luliu, has seen Miss Yue!" Yue Lingshan pulled Luliu up, "Sister Luliu, why are you so polite!" The servant girl is apologizing to Miss Yue!" Luliu said with a smile, and took out a hairpin inlaid with pink diamonds from her bosom, "This is specially prepared by the madam for the girl. I came here in a hurry this time, so I can't stop for long. For a long time, I hope Miss Haihan!" Satisfied, Yue Lingshan accepted the hairpin joyfully, and she just said, after Fuzhou, my sister will never forget each other just like her.
Affair in sedan chair
No matter what the people outside the sedan chair thought, the inside of the sedan chair was full of warmth.
Linghu Chong got into the sedan chair by a corner of the tulle curtain, and the first thing he caught his eye was a large piece of dazzling red. Following the hem of the red skirt, Linghu Chong looked up all the way.The white girl wears red embroidered shoes with natural feet, fair calves, a red skirt covering her legs, a slender waist, all the way to her delicate neck, and above that, she has a natural beauty and beautiful black hair like a waterfall. Spread it finely on the beauty couch beneath her.One hand supported the head, and the other hand lightly held a round fan embroidered with a phoenix wearing peony fan, and fanned it lightly.
Dongfang looked at Linghu Chong in a daze as soon as he came in. It was not at all like the prodigal son in the novel?Smiling Proudly?Qin Xiao and Ming?Why can't Dongfang see it at all, but only see this person's idiot character, looking at his slightly opened mouth, as if saliva is about to flow out, Dongfang almost laughed out loud, "Idiot, What are you looking at!" "Miss Bai, you are so beautiful!" Linghu Chong wiped the corner of his mouth and said in admiration.Dongfang smiled, and in an instant the spring returned to the earth, and everything revived. Linghu Chong felt that this was the most beautiful thing he had seen in his life!
Dongfang patted the seat beside him, "Sit down, let me see your injury!" After hearing that Linghu Chong was dismissed a few days ago, Dongfang wanted to leave him alone.If Linghu Chong was abolished, would there be no future with Ren Yingying, Xiang Wentian and others killed on Heimuya, Dongfang expressed his expectation.However, even if Dongfang made up his mind not to care about Linghu Chong anymore, it would not be worth his own thoughts.During the day, Dongfang was distracted no matter what he did, thinking about how Linghu Chong was doing from time to time; at night, he tossed and turned, unable to sleep no matter how hard he tried, still thinking about Linghu Chong.After a few days like this, Dongfang couldn't sit still anymore, so what the heck, go see Linghu Chong now, and cure him if he can, otherwise, let alone Linghu Chong will kill himself one day in the future, right now, all day long If you can't sleep all day, you will die faster!
"Ah, yes!" Linghu Chong gave one command and one movement, and he was extremely obedient. He sat down beside Dongfang, and even sat down a little further, next to Dongfang's waist. His eyes were still out of his control. Yes, involuntarily aiming at Dongfang's chest.He clearly remembered that when he was in the cave, he almost stripped Miss Bai's clothes. To be honest, Miss Bai was very beautiful, and he didn't dislike Miss Bai for her poor figure, but, just, he was a Men, of course, the hotter the body of your own woman, the better. Even if you don’t have the turbulent waves you saw when you peeked at the oiran taking a shower when you were young, it would be nice to have a small steamed bun!
"What are you looking at?" Dongfang was a little strange, Linghu Chong kept looking at himself, could it be that his clothes were torn, or his makeup was not done well?Dongfang looked at his clothes following Linghu Chong's line of sight, no problem!He took out the small mirror and took a look at his own face, it was beautiful, very good!Then what went wrong, couldn't help it, Dongfang asked aloud, "What's wrong with my clothes, what are you looking at?"
Linghu Chong hesitated for a while before opening his mouth with difficulty, "Miss Bai, I don't know if I should say it or not." "Say it!" Dongfang was even more surprised, what was it? "Don't be angry." "Say it quickly, if you don't talk about it, I'm really angry!" Dongfang was angry, how could Linghu Chong be a mother-in-law.Linghu Chong closed his eyes, and said quickly, "I heard that if you massage your breasts more, your breasts will still get bigger." After finishing speaking, Linghu Chong remained motionless, waiting for Miss Bai's big ear to be scratched. After waiting for a long time, there was no movement, his eyes He narrowed his eyes a little, but saw that Miss Bai was stunned.Linghu Chong panicked, and said indiscriminately, "Miss Bai, I didn't mean to say that, it's just that Red Phoenix kept saying that I fell in love for a while.
Red Phoenix was very comfortable at this time, and said provocatively, "I am Ning Nv Xia, can I really seduce people? Who knows that I am a tigress, who suppresses the head of Yue and does not dare to develop outside. Madam Yue is really good at controlling husbands. How about teaching the younger sister?" Yue Buqun's hand that was about to draw the sword froze, what should he do, should he draw the sword or?At this time, Red Phoenix didn't think it was enough, so he said to Linghu Chong, "Young Xia Linghu, you have to be careful, once you are with your sweetheart, Master Yue will be a lesson for you, no, maybe You are worse than your master. Your desire to control is very high!"
"I really didn't expect that you, Red Phoenix, know me so well, I am really flattered!" A clear and beautiful voice came from afar, everyone was startled, and they all turned their heads to look into the distance, only to see a big A red shadow came slowly from the sky, and when they got closer, people saw a large red sedan chair with ventilation on all sides. A figure was vaguely reflected. The figure seemed to be lying down, and it was not clear whether it was a man or a woman.The sedan chair was carried by four strong men dressed in black. Seeing that the four strong men were all muscular, their eyes were calm, and they came up the mountain as if they were walking on flat ground. A first-class master, but now he is just a small bearer of the people in the sect.Standing on both sides of the sedan chair were two young girls, one red and one green. They looked delicate and charming, and they were just the right age.
"Who are they?" Everyone present was puzzled, but this did not include the three of them.The red phoenix, who was still domineering just now, turned pale at this moment. Thinking about her outrageous, even insulting words just now being heard by the other party, she was so frightened that she almost fainted. She spoke tremblingly, with a trembling voice. It makes people anxious, "Subordinate, please refer to me..." The person in the sedan chair did not wait for Hong Fenghuang to finish speaking, and then said softly, "Slap your mouth", as if to teach the ignorant family member a lesson. slave girl.Everyone felt a blur in front of their eyes, and heard a few "pops", and when they looked again, the red-clothed maid had returned to the sedan chair, and shook her hands gracefully.
The girl in green put her hand over her mouth and smiled coquettishly, "Sister Honghua, teach this lowly servant girl a lesson with your own hands, you don't mind getting your hands dirty." "Isn't this short of breath? This lowly servant girl speaks so rudely, she should really smash her mouth!" The girl in red smiled and blew her hands, as if she didn't take it seriously at all.Everyone turned their heads, and when they saw Red Phoenix, they were all startled!Although Hong Fenghuang is not an alluring beauty, but she is also a beauty with fair skin, but now her face is like a pig's head, her face is bruised and purple, and her head is a full circle. Coupled with her slim and graceful figure, she suddenly looks like a Look, it's like seeing a legendary monster, it makes people's heart suffocate, and I can't bear to watch it again!
"Sister Bai!" Yue Lingshan cheered, and then complained, "Sister Bai, this is the person who bullies me and speaks ill of Sister Bai!" Of course, there was a weak "No, I didn't" , but no one listened to her.
"Miss Red Flower, Miss Green Willow." Linghu rushed forward, greeted the girl in red and green clothes, and after a while, said to the sedan chair, "Miss Bai, you are here!"
At this time, Yue Buqun, his wife and Feng Buping also came forward, Yue Buqun was about to speak, but Feng Buping beat him to it.I only heard Feng Buping say arrogantly to the people in the sedan chair, "Since you are here, come down quickly, what is killing each other?" The person is also quite rude, plus the first taste of Red Phoenix, a demon girl, at this time the two are in a hot relationship, of course they have to favor their little lover, for this one who hits his own woman as soon as she comes up Everyone is a slap in the face.
"Are you teaching me a lesson?" The voice of the person in the sedan chair was clear and cold, very neutral, making it hard to tell whether it was a man or a woman. "Damn it!" One sentence seemed to sentence the person. "What are you..." Feng Buping hadn't finished yelling when he saw the red-clothed woman who had just hit Red Phoenix floating forward, as if she wanted to slap him to death.He hastily raised his sword to block, but he felt that the little girl in front of him was holding a thunderbolt in her palm, and when she struck down, the sword broke, and she hit the back wall of Zhengqi Hall with blood.
After a long period of silence, Yue Buqun came forward and saluted, "I think this is the white girl that Chong'er was talking about. In Xiayue Buqun, I didn't know that the girl was coming, but I didn't greet her from afar. I'm sorry! The girl, please." !" As soon as he spoke, he was about to let Dongfang and his party into the hall of righteousness. "No need, we are here to see Linghu Chong this time, you are busy with your work!" Hong Hua spoke unceremoniously and did not give Yue Buqun any face, but when she changed her voice, she bowed to Linghu Chong and said, "Mr. Linghu, please come inside. Madam wants to see you!" He said as he lifted the tulle on one side.
Linghu Chong looked at his master and his wife for a while, and saw that they were frowning, obviously disapproving of him meeting women privately in public, but in the end he couldn't defeat the desire in his heart to see Miss Bai again, so he gritted his teeth and sneaked in.
Outside the sedan chair, Miss Yue let out an "Hey", obviously she was very dissatisfied with Linghu Chong's going in to meet Sister Bai privately, but not taking her with her.Luliu smiled, and walked to Miss Yue, "My servant, Luliu, has seen Miss Yue!" Yue Lingshan pulled Luliu up, "Sister Luliu, why are you so polite!" The servant girl is apologizing to Miss Yue!" Luliu said with a smile, and took out a hairpin inlaid with pink diamonds from her bosom, "This is specially prepared by the madam for the girl. I came here in a hurry this time, so I can't stop for long. For a long time, I hope Miss Haihan!" Satisfied, Yue Lingshan accepted the hairpin joyfully, and she just said, after Fuzhou, my sister will never forget each other just like her.
Affair in sedan chair
No matter what the people outside the sedan chair thought, the inside of the sedan chair was full of warmth.
Linghu Chong got into the sedan chair by a corner of the tulle curtain, and the first thing he caught his eye was a large piece of dazzling red. Following the hem of the red skirt, Linghu Chong looked up all the way.The white girl wears red embroidered shoes with natural feet, fair calves, a red skirt covering her legs, a slender waist, all the way to her delicate neck, and above that, she has a natural beauty and beautiful black hair like a waterfall. Spread it finely on the beauty couch beneath her.One hand supported the head, and the other hand lightly held a round fan embroidered with a phoenix wearing peony fan, and fanned it lightly.
Dongfang looked at Linghu Chong in a daze as soon as he came in. It was not at all like the prodigal son in the novel?Smiling Proudly?Qin Xiao and Ming?Why can't Dongfang see it at all, but only see this person's idiot character, looking at his slightly opened mouth, as if saliva is about to flow out, Dongfang almost laughed out loud, "Idiot, What are you looking at!" "Miss Bai, you are so beautiful!" Linghu Chong wiped the corner of his mouth and said in admiration.Dongfang smiled, and in an instant the spring returned to the earth, and everything revived. Linghu Chong felt that this was the most beautiful thing he had seen in his life!
Dongfang patted the seat beside him, "Sit down, let me see your injury!" After hearing that Linghu Chong was dismissed a few days ago, Dongfang wanted to leave him alone.If Linghu Chong was abolished, would there be no future with Ren Yingying, Xiang Wentian and others killed on Heimuya, Dongfang expressed his expectation.However, even if Dongfang made up his mind not to care about Linghu Chong anymore, it would not be worth his own thoughts.During the day, Dongfang was distracted no matter what he did, thinking about how Linghu Chong was doing from time to time; at night, he tossed and turned, unable to sleep no matter how hard he tried, still thinking about Linghu Chong.After a few days like this, Dongfang couldn't sit still anymore, so what the heck, go see Linghu Chong now, and cure him if he can, otherwise, let alone Linghu Chong will kill himself one day in the future, right now, all day long If you can't sleep all day, you will die faster!
"Ah, yes!" Linghu Chong gave one command and one movement, and he was extremely obedient. He sat down beside Dongfang, and even sat down a little further, next to Dongfang's waist. His eyes were still out of his control. Yes, involuntarily aiming at Dongfang's chest.He clearly remembered that when he was in the cave, he almost stripped Miss Bai's clothes. To be honest, Miss Bai was very beautiful, and he didn't dislike Miss Bai for her poor figure, but, just, he was a Men, of course, the hotter the body of your own woman, the better. Even if you don’t have the turbulent waves you saw when you peeked at the oiran taking a shower when you were young, it would be nice to have a small steamed bun!
"What are you looking at?" Dongfang was a little strange, Linghu Chong kept looking at himself, could it be that his clothes were torn, or his makeup was not done well?Dongfang looked at his clothes following Linghu Chong's line of sight, no problem!He took out the small mirror and took a look at his own face, it was beautiful, very good!Then what went wrong, couldn't help it, Dongfang asked aloud, "What's wrong with my clothes, what are you looking at?"
Linghu Chong hesitated for a while before opening his mouth with difficulty, "Miss Bai, I don't know if I should say it or not." "Say it!" Dongfang was even more surprised, what was it? "Don't be angry." "Say it quickly, if you don't talk about it, I'm really angry!" Dongfang was angry, how could Linghu Chong be a mother-in-law.Linghu Chong closed his eyes, and said quickly, "I heard that if you massage your breasts more, your breasts will still get bigger." After finishing speaking, Linghu Chong remained motionless, waiting for Miss Bai's big ear to be scratched. After waiting for a long time, there was no movement, his eyes He narrowed his eyes a little, but saw that Miss Bai was stunned.Linghu Chong panicked, and said indiscriminately, "Miss Bai, I didn't mean to say that, it's just that Red Phoenix kept saying that I fell in love for a while.
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