The lover that gravity makes is wrong

In hell, where the jailers are friendly and full of joy, there was once an unofficial military ranking list circulated privately.

It records the ranks of the top [-] military force values ​​voted anonymously by the jailers, from the ten king assistant officers to the animal jailers of the 'unhappy place'.Behind each person, a short section of introductory text on how to seek assistance from them was added in a serious manner.

On the surface, it appears to be a military report.

Actually, well, it's a 'Help Instructions for Distress in Hell'.

——["Are you still troubled by the escape of the dead? Are you still worried about being involved in accidents such as fights? Remember these fifty names, it will take less than two hours, less than one minute, before the Yatengu police arrive, Get out of danger quickly!"]

As soon as this notice came out, it was widely circulated among the people of hell in an instant, and it was once so popular that everyone had a share.

By the way, a certain red-haired ghost girl came in third.

The second is the ghost and god assistant officer who is also under Yan Mozuo, and the first is Xiaozhong, the zombie assistant officer of the [Five Paths of Reincarnation King Hall].

This means that the third son has never encountered a difficult situation in terms of force confrontation.

It is the same in this world.

Yokohama has all kinds of supernatural powers, but as the executive officer of ghosts who has been on the front line to clean up the mess all year round, Sanzi is better at defeating magic with one force than "defeating magic with magic".

Gravity is indeed troublesome, but if it cannot restrain the opponent, it is meaningless.

The water bombs with supernatural powers gathered in the palm of Zhongya Zhongyuan, and with a bang, they exploded into countless tiny water droplets the moment he let go of his hands, covering the girl like a blanket.

Each one has the speed and power no less than that of a sniper bullet.

Facing this blow, the third son did not dodge or evade.

She raised her right leg high, using her body as the axis, and swept in the direction of the water bomb.

The sharp wind of the legs was like a crescent moon slashing, cutting the air, sweeping the momentum of horror, and slammed into the rain of bullets!

The rain of bullets in the sky shattered in an instant, turning into water mist and scattering into the air.

But the third son did not relax his vigilance.

Based on her understanding of Zhongye in the Central Plains, the other party is definitely more than that.

Sure enough, through the water vapor, the third son saw the red-haired boy staring at him, and said word by word as if exerting pressure,

"You can't escape."

In the next second, Zhongyuan Zhong also retracted his five fingers suddenly, and clenched his open palm.

In an instant, the red-haired girl felt her body sink.

The tiny water dust that fell on her hair, clothes, and skin, at this moment, became the medium for the gravitational force to exert supernatural powers, and became the best chain to trap the ghosts in hell!

"No wonder you chose to attack with sea water at the beginning."

The third son understood.

"However, Mr. Zhongyuan—"

The red-haired girl, who seemed to be bound and unable to move, raised her eyes and looked at Nakahara Chuya calmly, with a hint of coolness in her voice,

"Who told you that the gravity that traps humans can trap ghosts?"

The moment the words fell, the third son's arms shook lightly.

Boom.

There was a very subtle sound in the air, like the buzzing of a cotton thread about to be snapped——

"No, underestimate ghosts—!"

The red-haired girl lowered her eyes, the gravity rope was shattered inch by inch by brute force!

He didn't intend to give Zhongyuan Zhongya time to react. At the moment when the bondage shattered, the third son ignored the remaining weight on his body. In a flash, he teleported to Zhongyuan Zhongye, raised his hand, and elbowed him!

The heavy power, like Mount Tai pressing down on the top, can be counted out!

Bah!

The elbow was received by the teenager, and he left with one touch!

The huge impact caused the two to collide, and then they quickly retreated and separated.They almost slid uncontrollably for a few meters, raised their feet vigorously and stomped on the water to stabilize each other's figures.

The huge aftermath exploded at the place where they hit, and a sea wave exploded, turning into a short shower in the air, falling down with a splash, and wet the girl's hair and face.

Sanzi raised his hand and vigorously wiped the rainwater off his face.

To be honest, she was a little bit annoyed.

It's a person, if he is grabbed and beaten so involuntarily, no matter how good his temper is, he will get angry.

What's more, her teacher Zhongyuan didn't mean to hold back at all.

The belligerent factor buried deep in the bones was awakened.

The third son looked up at Zhongyuan Zhongye, his eyes changed.

"Since you are going to fight—"

Bang, boom, boom.

In the red-haired girl's ears, she heard the sound of her heart beating faster.

The blood was rushing in her veins, and the strong fighting spirit made her heart scream passionately.

At this moment, both Chuya Zhongya and the third son tacitly gave up the confrontation with supernatural powers and chose physical attacks instead.

Suppression and anti-suppression, taming and anti-taming!

The collision of pure fists and elbows, the contest of physical skills, and the fight is to see whose bones are stronger!

The emerald pupils of the third child stared at Chuya Nakahara, and the flames of fighting spirit ignited in her eyes.

The muscles on the girl's body tensed inch by inch, and her body was gradually stretched like a bow.

Standing on the water, Zhongya Zhongyuan obviously felt this change.

The imminent crisis made ordinary people's scalps feel numb and their hair stood on end, but the drunk brown-haired boy let out a "hey" and grinned expectantly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his hand, and lightly hooked his fingers at the third son, making a "come" movement.

Those cobalt blue eyes, like hunting beasts, were fixed on the girl's face, with the same fighting spirit.

"This is self-defense, Mr. Zhongyuan."

So, when you wake up tomorrow, don't blame her—beating, beating, drinking, ghost!

Bah!

At the moment when he was fully charged, the third son slammed into the Central Plains like a bow and arrow off the string.

There was a crackling sound of sonic boom in the air, and in just an instant, in the blink of an eye, the red-haired girl was killed in front of Chuya Zhongyuan.

Then, one punch, out!

call--

The air on the sea trembled, as if it was about to be torn apart by this punch, and there was a terrible sound of air currents.

The air flow converged on the third son's fist, and it was so powerful that it mercilessly hit the red-haired boy's face!

The targeted Zhong Yuanzhong also raised the corners of his lips.

He also stretched out his fist.

The red light of the supernatural power lights up, and a thousand-ton gravity is imposed on him, and then it is put on this punch!

boom--!

The two fists collided with each other, and the turbulent force resisted the collision, and the affected power directly exploded a terrifying energy wave around.For a moment, the sea water surged, the wind was like a knife, and the Yokohama Bayan Bridge trembled slightly.

"Ha ha ha ha ha - come! Come again!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also laughed wildly, and the offensive became more and more fierce. The fighting spirit was completely ignited in his eyes, and a pair of cobalt blue pupils were terribly bright.

However, the third son frowned, slightly waking up from the feverish state of his head.

A drunkard can be unscrupulous, but the red-haired ghost girl has to take care of her surroundings.

For example, in case the scene is too big, the unlucky Yokohama Bay Bridge is accidentally collapsed, and it is sent back to hell to be known by Dad...

While dodging, the girl took the time to glance at the suspicious crack that suddenly appeared under the bridge, shivered silently, and her feverish mind was fully awake.

"Hey, where are you looking?"

A murmur-like whisper sounded from behind the third son.

The distracted girl was startled, and turned her head to the side suddenly, just in time to avoid the attack from behind.

The fist of Luo Kong almost brushed the ear of the third son, and hit a bridge pillar on the sea.

Kara.

With a soft sound, countless small cracks appeared under Zhongyuan Zhongye's fist, covering the entire bridge pillar like a spider's web in an instant.

It is conceivable that if the red-haired girl hadn't avoided it just now, she would probably have to go to Bai Ze's Han Fang House again to 'visit here'.

Third son: "..."

Stop it, Mr. Zhongyuan!

You don't want to wake up tomorrow and let the citizens of Yokohama look up at a bridge with a broken bridge pillar!Your fist print is still on it!

But it's a pity that drunks don't understand human speech.

In this regard, the red-haired girl could only sigh helplessly, then, her eyes sharpened, she reached out and grabbed the mace from the void.

"There is no other way, we can only make a quick decision."

"Sorry, Teacher Zhongyuan, I promise to be lighter."

So, as expected, the 'Physical Sleep Method' should be chosen from the very beginning!

The third son gritted his teeth and thought, the moment the boy withdrew his arm, he shot like lightning, grabbed the opponent's wrist, then shook his arm, threw the man like a baseball, and slammed it into the air!

Taking advantage of the moment when Zhongye was stuck in the air in the Central Plains, the red-haired girl sprinted up the huge bridge pillar holding the mace upside down.

Then he held up the mace and knocked it down with one stick!

The sharp weapon drew a perfect arc in the air, just when it was less than a millimeter away from the brown-haired boy's forehead——

"...Third son?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's hesitant voice came to the girl's ears like a ringing bell.

The young man under the mace seemed to have finally regained his sobriety from drunkenness, and the unruly arrogance faded from his eyes.

He was defenseless, floating in the air with all his flaws in his body, floating under the dark blue night, with a pair of cobalt blue pupils open, he looked at the ghost girl suspiciously.

It seems that I don't understand why my friend suddenly sticks at me.

"Eh……?"

"Hey——!!! You are a ghost, Mr. Zhongyuan!"

The red-haired girl was taken aback for a moment, then her expression changed suddenly.

The offensive he swung was unstoppable, so he could only rely on brute force to try his best to deviate from the track.At the critical moment, the black mace brushed against the top of Nakahara Chuya's hat and swung it empty.

"……call."

Sanzi heaved a sigh of relief.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, you are sober, but you say—"

The red-haired ghost girl turned her head and looked at the red-haired boy with dissatisfaction.

Unexpectedly, when they turned their heads, when their gazes met, the third son noticed that Nakahara Chuya, who was still confused a second ago, quickly put away the disguise in his eyes.

The red-haired boy raised the corners of his lips and grinned at her with a sly and dangerous smile.

"...You pretended!"

I've never heard of a drunkard being able to pretend to be sober!Teacher Zhongyuan, how much do you want to beat me up!

The third son stopped and almost didn't come up in one breath.

She frantically wanted to retreat in a flash, but the arm she had been waiting for for a long time had already reached out first.

The wrist was pinched by the five fingers wearing black gloves, and the other hot palm went around Sanzi's cheek and grabbed the back of the girl's neck.

Then, with all his strength, he pulled her into his arms and firmly restrained her with gravity.

At this moment, Sanzi had the illusion that he had become a captured prey, trapped in a cage formed by gravity by the arms and embrace of the hunter.

It is not difficult to break free, but at the same time, the 'cage' will definitely be injured.

Sanzi frowned with a headache.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked down at her, as if he was very satisfied with the current situation.

The boy narrowed his cobalt blue pupils slightly, and dark shadows floated in his eyes.

It was the look in the eyes of the hunter who was thinking about where to hide after finally catching the treasure that he had been thinking about day and night.

A trembling feeling of being stared at by a large beast crawled up the third son's back, making the girl suffocate uncontrollably and her scalp numb.

"Then, what... Teacher Zhongyuan——"

The third son was about to speak with a dry smile.

In the next second, she felt a darkness before her eyes, and the youth's figure fell down like a feather.

The distance between the cheeks was infinitely narrowed, and the third son looked at Zhong Yuan Zhongye's face that was close at hand, and could clearly feel his breath gently brushing his neck and landing on the skin.

Nakahara also lowered his head, staring at the pupils of the third son at a very close distance, for a long time, he smiled slowly and satisfied,

"... caught, mine, the Heart Gem."

Sanzi's breathing froze for a moment.

At the same time, the inexplicable sense of danger became more and more obvious.

All in all, let's stabilize people first.

"...Yes, yes, you caught me."

Following Chuya Nakahara's words, the red-haired girl carefully smoothed her hair to appease the dangerous beast, and at the same time kept telling herself in her heart.

Don't argue with drunks...

Don't argue with drunks!

Perhaps because they caught the gemstone that they wanted to escape, after the earth-shattering fight, there was no more trouble in the Central Plains.

He buried his head in the girl's neck, and fell silent again. Soon, the sound of even and long breathing came out and floated into the ears of the third son.

"... Asleep? Teacher Zhongyuan?"

The third son lowered his voice, turned his head and shouted cautiously.

What answered her was the snoring sound of the brown-haired boy.

Third son: "..."

--Very good!Fell asleep!Teacher Zhongyuan finally fell asleep!

The red-haired girl burst into tears. This time, she didn't even want the heavy motorcycle underneath, and teleported directly to bring Zhongyuan Zhongya back to his apartment.

I'm afraid that the night will be long and the dream will be more, and there will be a little episode again.

Starting today, she will absolutely, absolutely never bring Teacher Zhongyuan another drop of wine!

The third son swears in his heart exhausted physically and mentally.

In order to prevent a certain alcoholic from waking up, the girl did not dare to act rashly, and could only maintain the embraced posture, pretending that a 120-jin life-size doll was hanging on her body, and kicked open the bedroom door with difficulty.

Then, he fell into deep thought on the bed.

One question, how can she remove the 'life-sized doll' from her body without waking up people.

After half a minute, Sanzi gave up thinking.

She chose to move back to the living room the same way, lay down on the sofa with the help of teleportation, and then closed her eyes peacefully.

Ha ha, isn't it just that you have 120 catties hanging on your body?

Don't underestimate Guicha's elite training.

She will be covered with a quilt!

...It's this 'quilt', snoring, a bit noisy... ah.

The third son yawned sleepily, listening to the regular snoring in his ears, and slowly fell asleep.

Just when she was about to fall asleep, Zhongyuan Zhongyuan, whose face was buried in the girl's neck, suddenly murmured softly, like a dream,

"...gem, with a mark... can't escape."

what mark?

The third son was still in a daze and before he could react, he felt the red-haired boy sniff lightly at the position of his carotid artery.

The next moment, the pain of being bitten on the neck hit, the third son let out a 'hiss', and woke up instantly.

In the middle of the night at the beginning of the new year, the roar of a ghost girl resounded over the entire apartment.

"Central-Plain-Old-Teacher-!!!"