The lover that gravity makes is wrong

It is said that a person's drunkenness after drinking can reflect the truest desire in his heart.

In this regard, the third son has seen many elders and friends around him drunk and have dark histories.

Especially now at the year-end year-end party, everyone in hell is drunk holding wine bowls, and she is the only one who is ordered not to touch alcohol, holding the special juice pitifully, and squatting beside her to watch her colleagues go crazy.

After King Yan Mo got drunk, he liked to pull the people around him to tell stories about his lovely grandson.

Dad's words... seem to be calm and normal on the surface, but when chatting with people, he will suddenly repeat the last sentence-"Why can't you be quicker and finish the work within a few hours?"

Then it was like a wheel of a cart, crazily preaching to King Yan Mo.

With the background, Sister Axiang's Banwei daughter-in-law dances, and Tang Gua's smirk of a suspected suspicious person.

It can be said that it is simply a regular small theater of hell every year.

"Really... I thought I could get a cup from Mr. Zhongyuan."

The red-haired girl who sneaked out temporarily from the year-end party held the rim of a hot drink can and muttered depressingly.

In the end, isn't this still only drinkable!

The third son, whose little plan was shattered, sighed sadly, and just wanted to get up to say goodbye, but when he turned his head, he saw that the red-haired boy who had just finished clinking glasses a second ago had already gulped down most of the bottle of wine.

It seems that he is a huge wine tycoon——

"belch!"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also held the peach blossom wine in one hand, his cheeks were flushed, and he looked at the third son unsteadily: "Ah? What did you just say?"

In fact, the drinking capacity is terrible.

...Ah, this familiar drunkard is a sight to behold.

The third son stared at his friend who was already drunk and unconscious, and sighed sadly again.

"It's nothing, Teacher Zhongyuan, I'll take you home. If you blow the sea breeze when you're drunk, you'll have a headache tomorrow!"

The red-haired girl said coaxingly, while leaning over, tentatively touched Taohuaniang, who was held in the arms of the other party like a treasure, with her fingers.

This is the valuable experience that the third son has summed up from taking care of his drunk father at the year-end party for many years!

First of all, the first step, which is the most important step——

Like a deer that is easily frightened, approach the target quietly, show your harmlessness, and after the other party let down their vigilance, take away their wine bottle in one fell swoop, and replace it with a hangover medicine disguised as sake!

The whole process must be fast, cautious, cautious and bold, not leaving the target a little chance to react!

Don't laugh, this step is very critical!

If you are not careful, it will be self-defeating, and then you will be greeted by a terrible alcoholic who 'fights for fine wine', and the degree of trouble will definitely increase exponentially.

Especially the opponent is still the first assistant officer of hell who seems to be cold, but is actually already hovering on the verge of drunkenness.

Quietly, quietly—

The third son slowed down his breathing, and after observing Zhongya Nakahara calmly for a while, he carefully reached out to hold the glass wine bottle and slowly pulled it out.

The girl thought that she would be protested by the other party, and she even prepared words of comfort.

But to her surprise, the brown-haired boy obediently did not move at all during the whole journey, except for a pair of cobalt blue eyes, staring at her fixedly with an elusive expression, he didn't say a word. explain.

The flow of time seemed to slow down, and the close distance allowed the girl to clearly hear the other party's elongated breath.

And the aroma of wine made from peach blossoms floats in the night wind.

At a certain moment, Sanzi felt that the gaze falling on his face was as warm as burning hot.

A sense of crisis of being targeted by large predators enveloped his head.

"!"

The red-haired raised his head vigilantly, but only met Nakahara Nakaya's quiet and docile eyes.

Being so well-behaved even made the third son feel a weird sense of guilt.

It was as if she was bullying a big cat with a good temper, not only making him hungry, but also robbing him of his hard-earned rations for a day in front of his face.

"No, no, it's an illusion, it's an illusion!"

The third son shook his head vigorously, shaking this strange association out of his head.

It turns out that big cats are not so easy to bully.

Just when the wine bottle was about to arrive, the red-haired girl noticed that the black-gloved boy's clasped hands suddenly retracted, as if he had finally realized that there was a wine thief, and slammed the bottle tightly tightly.

"..."

The third son thumped in his heart, and immediately raised his eyes to see the other party's expression.

The red-haired boy still stared at her in a daze. Although his eyes were fixed on his face, it was a bit strange, but he had no attack power.

The third son pondered for a while, and tried to speak: "Mr. Zhongyuan, can... let go of your hand?"

Nakahara Nakaya looked at the third son without blinking. Just when the girl thought she had failed, the other party actually let go of her fingers cooperatively.

Eh?so easy?

The third son held the wine bottle and blinked in surprise.

So...Ms. Zhong Yuan actually belongs to the category of 'becoming good when drunk'?

The red-haired girl was greatly moved.

However, the following reality told Sanzi that she was too happy too soon.

Some drunkards looked quiet and quiet, and even when the bottle was taken away, they looked obedient and talkative.

In fact, it's just that the alcohol hasn't completely topped it off yet. When the time comes, it's like throwing a wick into the deep pool of oil. A little bit of flame will cause a big explosion.

For example, the one in front of you.

Everything was normal at first, until the third son took Nakahara Chuya's hand and coaxed him off the bridge like a child.

When I was about to use gravity with my left hand and reload the motorcycle with my right hand, and send the drunk Mao Mao back to the apartment——

"thump."

A crisp sound came from the sea.

The third son looked sideways, and it turned out that a fish jumped out of the water.

The strange sea fish jumped up, splashing with water, and the scales of the fish flashed beautiful phosphorescence under the moonlight.

But after a few short seconds, the fish tail flexibly swung and fell back into the water.

This is a perfectly normal natural phenomenon.

Because of the lighting of the bridge, the light shining on the water often makes the fish think it is food and jump out of the water.

But Nakahara Nakaya next to the girl seemed to have been stepped on a switch, changing his quiet and well-behaved cat-mao demeanor.

His eyebrows were erected, he pointed at the sea fish without warning, and cursed,

"Go to hell mackerel——!"

As soon as this shout came out, it seemed to be the first start before starting? A gun.

At this moment, the gravity of drunkenness made the teenager finally complete the final evolution.

I saw him jumping in place, and under the stunned gaze of the third son, he rushed back to the bridge, pointed at the fish in the sea, and started the scolding mode.

The third son who was still holding on to him: "Mr. Zhong, Zhongyuan?!"

The promised quiet and well-behaved, such as a cat!

*****

——She was careless.

On the Yokohama Bay Bridge, the red-haired girl sat on the bridge railing with her back arched, her elbows bent on her knees, her hands and fingers crossed to cover her lips, showing an inscrutable expression of Commander Ikari.

Beside her, there was a young boy with red hair standing, with one hand on his hip in a mighty manner, pointing at the sea and cursing loudly.

From "Damn Dazai, useless bastard" to "Looking like a mackerel floating in the air", he completely regarded the innocent sea fish as a bad partner, and crazily outputted and counted all kinds of unhuman behaviors of the other party.

His sonorous voice, astonishing lung capacity, and professional rhetoric and sentence making can be called a textbook case of "How to Hate People in All Ways".

Fortunately, it was late at night and there was no one on the bridge, so there were no crowds to watch.

Mr. Zhongyuan... After death, he will definitely go to "Screaming Hell", and the sentence starts from 500 years.

Sanzi wiped his face wearily.

Then she skillfully picked up the red bean rice cake soup drink she hadn't finished, and handed it in the direction of the boy with red hair.

In the next second, I just felt that my mouth was a little dry due to scolding, my eyes lit up immediately, I took it, raised my head and drank it, then wiped my mouth, and it was a brand new output.

For this kind of behavior of abetting evil, a certain red-haired ghost girl actually refused at first.

It wasn't until she was distracted that she realized that Zhongyuan Zhong also used the remaining peach blossom stuffing as water and poured it all into her stomach.

Then he got even more drunk and cursed more vigorously.

As we all know, to deal with such an alcoholic, one has to face it head-on and let the other party fall asleep physically, or wait by the side and give a short response from time to time, waiting for him to calm down boringly.

In any case, it was also caused by the peach blossom wine she brought. The third son who still had a conscience held the mace and hesitated for two seconds before choosing the latter.

"Sure enough, Dad is right, alcohol is the source of disaster."

The third son shook his head and let out a long sigh.

The red-haired girl was feeling overwhelmed, when suddenly her ears moved, and she picked up familiar words from the wind——

"...Third idiot, he hiccups all day, even in his dreams...so much that my head is full of..."

Um?She seemed to hear her name just now?

The third son was taken aback, then turned his head, and found that the red-haired boy who scolded his partner had changed the content of his complaint at some point.

At this moment, he was sitting on the bridge rail with his shoulders slumped, pointing the air with his fingers, and muttering something in a low voice.

That look, for some reason, the third son inexplicably read the meaning of 'frustration' and 'hate that iron can't make steel' from it.

Uh... Could it be that she, like Dazai boy, has become a source of pressure for Teacher Zhongyuan? !

The girl who claims to be a caring friend is hit hard.

no!For the boat of their friendship, she must take this opportunity to ask clearly!

The eyes of the red-haired girl gradually became sharper.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, Teacher Zhongyuan—"

The third son moved to the side of the red-haired boy, and poked his index finger on the boy's arm, "What do you think of the third son? Do you hate her?"

"...Third son? What do you think?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the red-haired girl blankly, and repeated the question slowly.

"Well, that is to say, you can tell me how you usually feel about her, or if you have any thoughts that are inconvenient to talk to her."

The third son squatted beside the red-haired boy, with a soft voice, guiding him in a persuasive and persuasive manner.

Without the guilt of tricking a drunk person.

"Third son, she—"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the third son in a daze.

The drunken pupils of the young man were very beautiful, as if covered with a layer of water mist, like finely divided sapphires falling into a clear pool, reflecting the light and shadow of the moon, transparent and pure.

However, this purity was broken by the girl's words in the next second.

The phrase 'inner thoughts' was like a key, with a soft click, it opened the box that the boy suppressed.

Something darker overflowed from the gap in the box, and when it was about to sweep over, it emerged from the cobalt blue eyes——

"thump--"

Another fish jumped out of the sea.

Because of the location, this time, the sea fish flicked its tail, and with a "snap", the splashed water directly slapped Zhongya Zhongya in the face.

"..."

"........."

"Mackerel--!!!!"

The high-pitched tenor voice immediately resounded through the entire screen.

The third son, who was caught off guard by the sound wave attack, felt his eardrums and head buzzing.

The red-haired girl tightly covered her ears and fell into deep introspection.

I'm sorry, but she shouldn't have taken advantage of others' danger and tried to talk to Mr. Zhongyuan.

She reflects.

The moon rises higher and higher in the night, and the time is getting late at night.

And a certain gravitational force, like he had been pumped with chicken blood, crazily output the fragrance of fish, and even developed it at one point, using gravity to step on the water surface, seeing an endless "mermaid war" is inevitable .

"Ok."

The red-haired girl raised her hand in admiration, and shouted to Nakahara Chuya, who was punching,

"Mr. Zhongyuan—you just stand there and don't move. I'll leave for a while and buy you sober medicine."

【--leave? 】

These two words fell into Zhongye's ears in the night wind, and the young man who was clenching his fists and yelling suddenly closed his mouth.

He turned his head slowly, looking at the red-haired girl who turned her back and was about to leave.

【Where are you going? 】

【Where do I want to take my 'Heart Gem'? 】

The weight of the ocher hair made him stare blankly at the back of the third son, his clear cobalt blue pupils were dimmed, showing the color of a black deep sea under the moonlight.

The entire Yokohama Bay suddenly became quiet.

The timid and sharp animals seemed to smell the dangerous atmosphere in the air. Just now, the school of fish jumped out of the water and threw the young man's face into the water, but now they sank to the bottom of the water, skillfully pretending to be dead.

Even the sea breeze seemed to have stopped, and the silence around the bridge was eerie.

However, Sanzi didn't notice this change, and she was still trying to recall the location of the nearest store.

I don't know if there are any convenience stores open at this point.

If it doesn't work, go back to hell, she remembers that there seems to be a bottle of snapdragon juice for sobering up in the room...

While thinking, the third son suddenly heard a loud noise from behind.

The next moment, a sound like a sonic boom piercing through the air, wrapped in a cold and stern fist wind, hit her directly at the back of the heart——!

Third son: "?!"

boom--!

A 'seawater hole' was punched out by the terrible gravity fist on the surface of the sea, and the violently evacuated seawater condensed into huge water-bombs in the air, hitting the red-haired girl's feet one after another, but the third son nimbly avoided them.

The water bombs exploded in the air, falling down like rain.

In the midst of the water vapor, a figure with brown hair stepped on the gravity and walked towards the third son step by step on the surface of the sea.

The red light of supernatural power surrounds him, and the palm of the black glove is opened, and the new water prison bullet is condensed and formed in the palm of his hand.

The drunk Gravitator raised his eyes, and locked them sharply on the red-haired girl not far away,

"Treasure thief, do you want to feel the power of gravity?"

Third son: "..."

Third son: "..."

"Be sober! Teacher Zhongyuan——!"