After overturning in online dating with school grass roommate

Sui Yi muttered in a low voice, "Why not, huh?"

When Sui Yi is usually sober, his voice is always as cold as a freezer at minus [-] degrees. If he touches it, his fingertips will freeze, and Gu Wang's blood will freeze immediately.

But when Sui Yi was slightly drunk, he would beg for help in a low voice and act like a spoiled child, Gu Wang really couldn't stand Sui Yi's tone.His heart softened, and his personality became stronger.

Fearing that Sui Yi would fall off the chair, Gu Wang could only hold him down to keep him from moving around, "Take it off first, my dear, you just took a shower, otherwise the beer will be all over you, sticky, or else you can wear it again." Wash it and I will go with you."

It was only a little bit wet, and it wasn't too much to show off. Sui Yi still shook his head, "I don't, I don't wash it, I'm afraid of the dark..."

Sui Yi also grabbed Gu Wang's trouser waist with one hand, asking for his trousers.

Gu Wang hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and said: "I can take it off for you, but you don't have any other clothes for me to wear again?" Sui Yi "You are so reluctant."

"It's not that I'm reluctant, it's that I'm afraid that you'll wake up tomorrow and tell me to get out." Gu Wang was aggrieved.Sui Yi said, "No."

"No," Gu Wang pondered over and over again, and took out his mobile phone, "I have to record and leave useful evidence for my innocence." "I just have to prove your innocence." Sui Yi spoke inarticulately.

"Fuck, this is very important, okay?" Gu Wang pulled out the recorder and clicked to start, "Okay, the recording has started, now, do you want to wear my pants?" "Um..."

"Then I don't wear anything underneath. I didn't mean to be a hooligan. You won't be angry when you wake up tomorrow." Sui Yi: "Do your best."

"You can be angry, but you can't drive me away. I...I didn't mean to anger you." Gu Wang's recording was halfway through when Su Yi called.

In the dark room, the mobile phones of the two people glowed with a faint white light, the hot pot was no longer boiling, and the word "Dashan" flashed on the caller ID.

Gu Wang frowned, thinking that he was really a lingering guy, he grabbed Sui Yi's cell phone and wanted to hang it up, "It's out of battery, don't pick it up, save some battery on your cell phone."

Sui Yi snatched the phone and said, "No, Dashan will call the police if you don't answer the phone." Gu Wang: "..."

"Bao'er! Why did you answer the phone?" Jin Shanshuo sounded anxious, "Just now I saw that the community group was discussing the issue of rain and power outages. Damn, I want to know that the 800-year rainstorm plus power outages can If you meet, I will take you back to my hometown no matter what I say." Sui Yi smiled and said: "I'm fine, I'm a grown-up, can you stop making it seem like I can't take care of myself."

"It's not that I'm worried, it's that you're lazy, you don't want to eat when it's dark, you don't want to eat when it's raining, you don't want to eat when there are too many people and there are fewer people, if I didn't smash the door of your house last time, I almost felt sick when I saw you It hurts so much, I still fucking regret it now, it has cast a shadow on my heart." Eight of the ten sentences of Jin Shanshuo contain dirty words, "Now when I see the power failure and rain, my heart goes into cardiac arrest."

Words from the heart.

Sui Yi's heart warmed when he heard that, "Okay, I won't make you worry so much in the future." "Yeah, sleep well, Sui Yi will take care of me." Gu Wang finally had a chance to show his presence.

Jin Shanshuo on the other end of the phone was stunned for a long time, his thick lips parted slightly, and he greeted politely: "Fuck." There was a long-lost silence on both sides of the phone.

Jin Shanshuo said again, "Damn it." Gu Wang said, "It's over."

"Fuck, who are you?" Jin Shanshuo said in a bad tone, "Where are you, Sui Yi?" Sui Yi said, "My house."

Jin Shanshuo was stunned for a moment, Sui Yi was quite sober, and he wasn't drunk, so he wasn't worried about being robbed.

He asked again, "Who are you, Sui Yi, is it inconvenient for you to talk to the other side now? If you search carefully, he doesn't have any valuables in his house. The TV hasn't been changed for more than ten years and can't be turned on. There is not even a microwave oven." , There is really nothing to steal, he is a work-study student, and his tuition is all on student loans, if you don’t want to return without success, then I’ll send you the money later, okay?”

Gu Wang had a dark face, "Could it be that Sui Yi can't bring a classmate home? I'm his college roommate, Gu Wang, we've met before, I ate the crayfish you sent, it was a bit salty, I didn't bring Sui Yi The one I went to eat is delicious, do you have any questions?"

Jin Shanshuo "..."

Jin Shanshuo: "Are you sure you are Gu Wang?" "Why can't I be sure." Gu Wang was confused.

Jin Shanshuo: "Fuck, Sui Yi? Don't you hate Gu Wang the most? Why did he come to your house? Is it true? Do you have a conspiracy?" Sui Yi felt embarrassed when he heard it. No, "Da Shan, it's Gu Wang, I'm really fine, we just met downstairs, and then it was raining, so we ate hot pot together at my house, with him here, don't worry about power outages."

Jin Shanshuo was shocked for a long time, he was still unwilling to believe that the first college classmate who came to Sui Yi's house was actually Gu Wang.Jin Shanshuo said suspiciously, "Then let's start a video, I want to see if it's Gu Wang."

Gu Wang was stunned, "Look at the power outage, Sui Yi said it's okay, why are you so serious? Let me tell you, Sui Yi hates men who have twists and turns, you This behavior doesn't look like a straight man at all, you are not normal."

Jin Shanshuo was choked and said for a long time, "...er, I'm straight."

Thinking of the photo pasted on Sui Yi's bedside, Jin Shanshuo thought, forget it, do whatever you want, as long as it's not a burglary.

After hanging up the phone, Gu Wang's chest heaved in anger, Sui Yi smoothed his chest and said, "Don't be angry."

Gu Xiaogou was treated as a thief, so he was so angry that he couldn't speak out, and his eyes were full of tears. His acting skills were so good at this time, but it was a pity that there was a power outage, and Sui Yi couldn't see his pitiful expression.