After overturning in online dating with school grass roommate

With such an abrupt request, Sui Yi thought he heard it wrong, "Who rubs whose back?" Gu Wang said with big sincere eyes, "I'll rub your back."

"How could someone take the initiative to make such a request? Did you use a bath towel in your previous life?" Sui Yi was afraid, and took a step back.

Gu Wang was very calm, with a trace of doubt in his calmness, "What's the matter, brothers go to the bathhouse, we often take a bath together, you rub it for me, I rub it for you, don't you want to rub it for me? It's okay Yes, I don't care."

"I care, I don't need a scrub service, I wash my own." After speaking, Sui Yi sneezed first.

Gu Wang was terrified, and lifted all the food on the floor to the dining room table, "I think you are going to catch a cold, so hurry up and take a hot shower, and I won't rub it today."

"..." This person is really a shame, and I won't rub it with you next time.

Is it really romantic to take a bath, straight male brain circuit.

Sui Yi originally wanted to take a bath with Gu Wang, but he was afraid that Gu Wang would have to take a bath, and he would feel no sense of accomplishment if he couldn't get rid of the mud.I will thank you.Thank you very much.

Sui Yi went to the bedroom to get a set of clean home clothes for Gu Wang, and also took a change of clothes for himself.

As soon as he stepped out of the bedroom door again, he saw that Gu Wang had already taken off his coat and trousers, and put them on the back of the chair.

A man who was not familiar with him was wandering around the living room of his house in only a pair of boxers at the moment.Sui Yi: "..."

"That's right, it's just that the clothes are wet, it's really uncomfortable, so try harder," Gu Wang saw Sui Yi's uncomfortable expression, ran to the window and said, "Is there someone looking here?"

Sui Yi: "Maybe."

"It's okay, you don't need to draw the curtains, I'm not afraid to see." Gu Wang said indifferently.Sui Yi said, "But I'm afraid." "..."

Sui Yi: "Don't wander around, the neighbors are all girls who are going to take the high school and college entrance examinations, you can change this set of clothes after you take a shower." When Gu Wang heard this, he quickly closed the curtains again, this neighborhood has been around for a long time, The secrecy is not particularly strong, he is usually lazy at home, and forgot to restrain himself for a while.

Gu Wangmei happily took the clothes, it was white short-sleeved, blue cotton shorts, very fresh, and it was the same feeling that Sui Yi usually gave.

Gu Wang looked at the clothes over and over again, and asked Sui Yi: "Is there no underwear?" "Yes, you still care about me." "..."

In fact, there must be new ones, but Sui Yi just doesn't want to hear Gu Wang say, "But I'm wearing your underwear and I'm so small."In fact, there must be new ones, but Sui Yi just doesn't want to hear Gu Wang say, "But I'm wearing your underwear and I'm so small."Really want to kick him out.This is something Gu Wang can definitely say.

When Sui Yi took a bath, the cold water was turned on, and he closed his eyes tightly under the shower, and let the cold water pour down on him, maybe the cold would get worse.

But he is selfish.

Ten days of vacation... If you want to stay with me so much, I will give you a chance to take care of me.

Sui Yi knows himself to be despicable, maybe it's because his home is in turmoil, his heart has no place to rest, and his mind can only be filled with those little things between him and Gu Wang.

What Gu Wang said, he can't help but think, he said that he will cook for me tomorrow, is he still counting?If I mess around and let him play tricks, he will think that I can't stand a joke, and he will stay away from me.

His former friends would always promise to accompany him, but within 10 minutes his parents would call him home. He was still lonely, even more lonely.

After Sui Yi came out of the shower, Gu Wang had already taken out all his things and filled up the refrigerator.He also took the initiative to touch the kitchen, found a mandarin duck hot pot pot, an induction cooker, and fixed all the sockets.

But Sui Yi didn't even know that he had these things at home.

Seeing Sui Yi looking at him in surprise, Gu Wang felt for a moment that he was too complacent, "I'm sorry, I was afraid you would be hungry, so I wanted to pack it up earlier so that you can cook it first... I'm sorry, Moved into your kitchen without permission."

Usually, I don't distinguish between you and me with those brothers, and I'm used to it.

But Gu Wang could feel that Sui Yi hadn't brought anyone home much, because he was obsessed with cleanliness or something, it was too careless for him to touch his things without permission.

But Sui Yi shook his head and said: "Actually, I was thinking just now that maybe I don't have the tools to eat hot pot at home, but the ingredients have already been bought, and I almost thought it would be a waste. Thank you for helping me find it."

This time, Gu Wang was really embarrassed, he grabbed the clothes in his hand and ran into the bathroom quickly.Before he closed the door, Sui Yi said, "Just wash slowly, I'm not hungry, I'll eat together when you come out."

The main reason is that Gu Wang put the ingredients on the table and prepared the hot pot base, but he didn't have time to add water to it.

Sui Yi didn't know how to use the induction cooker, and he didn't know how much water to add. It was a miracle that a guy like him was still alive after living alone for so many years.

Sui Yi was also wearing light blue home shorts, but his top was light pink, and Gu Wang's was pure white.On their right chests, there is a cartoon puppy drawn in black.

Gu Wang's heart beat faster, he pointed to his own puppy, then pointed to Sui Yi's puppy, he said: "This dress looks like brother's clothes." Sui Yi "Well... a series, brother's clothes." Are you sure it is brother clothes.

Gu Wang very diligently asked Sui Yi to sit there, he was responsible for adding water, adding ingredients, starting the fire, and made a bowl of small ingredients for each of them.

Sui Yi stopped Gu Wang from peeling the garlic, he said: "I don't eat garlic."

Gu Wang also felt that it was a pity, "Is there any other food that you should not eat at ordinary times, such as coriander, onion?"

Sui Yi explained: "No, there are no taboos, it's just that I haven't eaten all afternoon, and I'm afraid that if I eat too much, I'll burn my stomach." You eat from the clear soup pot." Gu Wang said.

Sui Yi: "... What's the difference between this and boiled vegetables? I don't eat clear soup." "..." It's quite particular.

When the hot pot was bubbling and bubbling, Gu Wang opened two bottles of beer, "We each have a bottle, you don't drink well, drink less, you can buy less of each kind of wine, if you don't drink too much, you will easily vomit. It will be uncomfortable."

Sui Yi nodded.

The two clinked glasses silently, and no one spoke again.

It seemed a little awkward for them to be alone, especially when the hot pot was not yet cooked.

Gu Wang has something to say, and he can say it, but he is afraid that if he mentions something that makes Sui Yi unhappy, Sui Yi will let him go.

Sui Yi took a sip of beer and asked him, "You just stayed with me for dinner, and you won't go back at night. Why hasn't your family called you yet?"

"I didn't intend to go home to eat at all." Gu Wang took a pair of serving chopsticks and put the meat in the pot with special attention.Sui Yi: "..."

Gu Wanxiang, if he dragged the matter onto himself, it wouldn't make Sui Yi angry again?So Gu Wang said: "My parents are too much. The three of them went on a trip, and they lied to me that they were going on a business trip. In fact, they set off one day earlier than me, but they just didn't want to take me with them. I have the rest of these days. It's very pitiful." .”

Sui Yi really became interested, "Your family is very interesting, do you have younger brothers and sisters?" Gu Wang shook his head and said, "No, there is a dog at home, you can say it is my brother."

Sui Yi asked him while eating the food that Gu Huang had brought him: "Then why do you call yourself that name?" Naturally arrogant.

Could it be that Gu Wang's parents had dreams of some contemporary poets for Gu Wang?

Unexpectedly, Gu Wang's answer exceeded Sui Yi's expectation.

It turned out that Gu Wang's mother gave him a fortune-telling, saying that this child is reserved and easy to be bullied, so he needs to be called a crazy name to neutralize it, and it's best to be arrogant.

His parents thought, otherwise they would be called Gu Kuang.But the old man from Gu Wang's family said that it sounds like he has a bit of rabies.

Gu Wang's dog was just one month old at the time, and his name was Bang Bang. Gu Wang barked too fast, but it was very similar to Bang, so it was decided.

Gu Wang also couldn't figure out whether his name came from fortune-telling or from his family's dog.

In short, following the wishes of the fortune-teller, Gu Wang, who was called Gu Wang, was crazy, and he carried the aura of a gangster leader in every gesture.

His parents once thought that he was harmed by the fortune teller, and that his children were not restrained at all, and they became the bully of the school, the kind who would not dare to fight for the air with Gu Wang if he took a little breath.

When Gu Wang was in elementary school, he wanted to change his name, but later he found it very troublesome, and his parents didn't bother to go again, so forget it.Now that he has gone to university and is an adult, he is completely too lazy to care about him.

Sui Yi didn't know what to say for a while, and said after a long time: "So, your dog is called Tong Zhang, and your WeChat ID is to lure its popularity."

"...if you insist that I rub it's heat, then I do."

The two looked at each other, smiled, ate and drank, and gradually entered the state.

Sui Yi didn't turn on the air conditioner from the moment he entered the door to take a shower, and both of them were sweating slightly after eating the hot pot.

Sui Yi's drinking capacity is not bad, and he drank two different types of beer at the moment, and there is no problem, but his mind is really a little unclear at the moment, his whole body is groggy, and he can't move his chopsticks.

Sui Yi burped slightly and said, "You can eat, I can't eat anymore."

Gu Wang was still gobbling, surprised and said: "Fuck, your appetite is too small." "No, drink." Yes, no, although he lost his appetite, Sui Yi was in a good mood.

Maybe he has a slight cold, but Sui Yi likes the feeling of being in a daze, he can be sloppy and find suitable excuses for inappropriate words and deeds.

Gu Wang can clearly feel that Sui Yi is beginning to be happy.

Sui Yi held his chin with one hand, looked at Gu Wang with a smile, his eyes were full of drunkenness, and said, "Can you tell me...why do you believe all the ambiguous rumors on the forum to be true?"

"You brought this up on your own initiative," Gu Wang said with an expression of "I won't be sleepy if you say this", "Don't blame me for mentioning some forum, straight men are not straight men."

"I don't blame you." Sui Yi picked up the wine and clinked glasses with him.

Gu Wang took a big sip, and asked him happily: "Then can I ask you a question first?" "What?" Sui Yi's wine seemed to never stop, one sip after another.

"On the first day of the university, on the bus 603, did you recognize me at that time?" Gu Wang looked at him, eyes full of hope.

Sui Yi might really be a little bit drunk, he said, "Actually, I remember you."

Gu Wang suddenly patted the table, and Sui Yi saw the words "death without regret" on his face.

Sui Yi said again: "I remember you passed the exam, Gu Wang, you passed the exam...everyone in the top [-] of the grade is on my revenge list, I know everyone well, but you came from behind The one who came up, the first time, came up and took the first place, I was caught off guard."

Gu Wang was surprised.

Surprised that as long as you enter the top [-] in the grade, you can get on Sui Yi's list of grudges.I knew I wouldn't have worked so hard.

Gu Wang asked him in a low voice, "Then do you hate me? Why does it feel like you are gnashing your teeth?"

Sui Yi: "Fortunately, your existence has sounded the alarm for me. It is a kind of healthy competition. I can barely forgive it."

During the final period of the third year of high school, due to the upcoming college entrance examination, Sui Yi was afraid that Gu Wang, who was finally out of the siege, would win the provincial champion, so he would die forever in his life. Adhering to this belief, he also supported him through the most difficult period .

He even forgot the fear of being alone.

He was full of thoughts that this person not only crushed me in terms of strength, but also started a war with me on the forum, and I will definitely win against him.Gu Wang was his only belief during that time.

Later the college entrance examination was over and he won, Sui Yi thought that he and Gu Wang were just like this, after all, as proud as he was, he would not take the initiative to approach anyone.

But Sui Yi didn't expect that Gu Wang went to university and went to the same school as him.Then he wants to win against Gu Wang for another four years.

Sui Yi raised the cup high, and touched the rim of Gu Wang's cup with the end of the cup, with an arrogant attitude, "It's your turn, tell me, why do you think I like you?"

Gu Wang thought about it carefully and said: "During the holidays of the second year of high school, do you remember? You didn't leave at that time, you went to the playground to play, and then during the intermission, I sat next to you, anyway, people around you asked you what kind of person you like .”

Sui Yi was taken aback, "And then?"

Gu Wang proudly said: "You said you like the one who fights the hardest, studies the best, and looks the most handsome. Not long after the third year of high school started, I took the first place in my grade."

Sui Yi: "..."

Is it wrong to say that the ideal type is someone like me because of extreme narcissism?

The fault was that Sui Yi got the second grade and Gu Wang got the first grade as soon as the next exam results came out.

At that time, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking that the person Sui Yi likes is Gu Wang?Only Sui Yi himself was still foolish, he was clearly talking about himself.

But when Gu Wang was questioned before that, he said casually, saying that he likes to be flirtatious, white, preferably with long legs and a lot of energy.

When everyone heard it, Sui Yi was out of action, Sui Yichun was out of bounds.

Later, Gu Wang was confessed by the boy, because the boy wanted to retaliate against him and dragged him a few times, so he beat the boy again.

Then Sui Yi didn't know what was going on, and the title of Gu Wang's steel straight man spread, so everyone felt sorry for him. As a schoolmaster, he fell in love with the unreliable straight man Gu Wang.

Sui Yi listened for a long time, then said with a helpless smile: "Fuck."

Gu Wang clinked glasses with him, and said cautiously: "Is this our fate? The wind and the horse have nothing to do with each other, but we are always tied together by everyone."

Sui Yi raised his eyebrows, "You're sure it doesn't matter, so why did you suddenly get the first place in the grade?" "..." Gu Wang didn't answer, and punished himself with a cup.

Sui Yi struck while the iron was hot, and moved the chair closer to Gu Wang, "Say, don't talk about it today, don't sleep." Gu Wang shook his head, "I really don't remember, I just want to study hard in the third year of high school and get into a good university. "Really." Sui Yi had already drank four bottles, Gu Wang wanted to stop him, but Gu Wang couldn't open his mouth.Sui Yi approached him and said, "Why did you suddenly come first in the exam?"

Gu Wang was hesitating, biting the tip of his tongue and didn't know how to explain. Hearing that Sui Yi likes to study well, he wanted to move forward.Before Gu Wang could speak, there was a loud thunder outside, and the electricity in the community was cut off immediately.

Sui Yi was really taken aback, his eyesight was not very good at night, and the electricity at home hadn't been cut off for a long time, so don't worry about this panic, the wine in the glass spilled on his shorts.

It's cool and exciting.

Gu Wang heard Sui Yi's exclamation, and quickly asked him: "Is it hot?"

"No, the ice is here," Sui Yi said with a weak tone, "Gu Wang, I'm afraid of the dark..."

"Don't be afraid, I'm here." Gu Wang's heart melted instantly, he touched Sui Yi's thigh with his hand, and asked him concerned, "The shorts are stained with beer, so they are so cold, take them off first."

Sui Yi was drunk, wrapped his arms around Gu Wang's neck, and whispered in his ear, "Then give me your pants." "..." But I don't have anything inside.

The author has something to say:

Gu Wang: Then you can’t call me a hooligan tomorrow

Zhen Yi: Let’s talk about tomorrow’s affairs, and do today’s affairs with Gu An!!!