After overturning in online dating with school grass roommate

"Don't you like it?" Gu Wang asked.

Yang Hongle didn't mean to like all straight men.

Sui Yi said frankly: "It's okay, I like Xiaojiabiyu type."

Gu Wang lowered his head and glanced at the ground, his height had nothing to do with Xiaojiabiyu, but his size 44 big feet could compare with Xiaojiabiyu's waist.

Gu Wang locked the screen of his phone, put it back in his pocket, and said, "I just like showy things."

"Oh." Sui Yi reached the corner, turned around and left.

Gu Wang held back and didn't turn his head, his thoughts were messed up in the night wind, thinking that he didn't say anything wrong.

I didn't see Sui Yi being interested in Yang Hongle's bad ideas, and he seemed to think he was vulgar.

Gu Wang looked at Sui Yi very coquettishly.

I dare not say it, but I dare not say it.

Yang Hongle posted a picture in the dormitory group, Sui Yi clicked on it on the way back and frowned.

Just finished the military training, and now the hula-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la crowd crowded into the bathroom, running faster than the 50-meter physical test, Sui Yi went straight back to the dormitory.

In the evening, the dormitory evaluation scores came out, and 603 took the last place in the dormitory of the outer courtyard.

The other dormitories are all excellent, and each dormitory member gets 603 points of moral education points, only [-] is unqualified, and Yang Hongle was called to the supervisor's office for a meeting just now.

When Yang Hongle arrived at the office, he said bitterly, "Teacher, it's past nine o'clock in the evening, and you still have to work overtime?"

The supervisor had a good relationship with Yang Hongle, and he threw the score sheet on the table, "I don't care if I work overtime or not, you just want to run for the office of the school's life department? Take the lead in making the dormitory score like this, go back Speak well."

"Okay, okay." Yang Hongle looked at the points deduction items in their dormitory, and took a photo with his mobile phone.

The reason for the point deduction is that Cao Heli's personal desk is too messy, there are lighters, water stains, and unthrown garbage on the desk.

In addition, Cao Heli's bed was not clean enough, the military quilt was unqualified, and the smelly socks under the pillow were all exposed.

Individual beds and desks have always been cleaned by individuals and have not been allocated.

Finally, the ground of 603 is not clean.

It was Cao Heli who swept and mopped the floor.

Yang Hongle didn't want to be Cao Heli's old mother. After watching him clean up, he had to help him with the aftermath. He thought that Cao Heli would at least be responsible for his own area.

It was he who underestimated the diversity of the human species.

Long after Sui Yi came back, Cao Heli also came back, without brushing his teeth or washing his face, he took off his shoes and lay down on the bed.

Sui Yi's bed was directly facing Cao Heli's. He hadn't gone to bed at the moment, and he was reading the professional books that were handed out today, but he got smoked by Cao Heli's shoes.

Sui Yi frowned and said, "Cao Heli, can you wash your feet and change your socks? Put your boots on the balcony or outside the door."

"There are a lot of pressures, wash my socks," Cao Heli sat up from the bed, "I put it where the fuck I like, do you care? Who told you to touch the clothes on my balcony in the morning? , my coat made you all wrinkled, can you afford it?"

Sui Yi turned another page of the book, got up and kicked Cao Heli's boots to the balcony.

Cao Heli's boots were very dirty, and he was not a clean person. His shoes were kicked to the balcony, and he was not seen getting out of bed, but he was still cursing, "I fucking take a bath on the balcony every day, and I dare not enter the bathroom." , I really don’t know if you’re a man.”

Sui Yi clenched his fists, trying to drag him down from the upper bunk and beat him up, but Yang Hongle, who had just returned, couldn't stand it, and rushed over angrily, "Cao Heli! All the dormitories in the outer courtyard will be given 0.2 points. This is not someone else's points. , This is clearly because each of us 603 deducted 0.2 because of you! Take a look at the desk you cleaned up."

Cao Heli looked like he didn't care about me, "I cleaned it up, it's not like I didn't clean it up."

Yang Hongle: "The cleaning standard for each area is clearly written on the back of the dormitory door. Why don't you read it? Or do you say you read it, but you don't want to clean it? Or is it that you can't read comprehension, and the college entrance examination scores are all plagiarized?"

"You fucking copied it," Cao Heli was about to say, and Yang Hongle said, "The public areas you cleaned were not up to standard, the floor was too dirty, and your personal bed was deducted three points. You don't care Scores don't matter, but the dormitory is one, if you do this next time, all of us will be punished and criticized by the grade, you have no shame, but others will."

Cao Heli shook his head and said nothing, and played with his mobile phone with his legs crossed on the bed, without any expression of guilt on his face.

Gu Wang came back from the bathroom, his hair was still dripping, he was holding his coat in his hand, his upper body was not wearing any clothes, and he felt that the atmosphere in the dormitory was very strange.

Gu Wang saw the point deduction map posted by Yang Hongle in the dormitory, and it was probably a quarrel.

Gu Wang didn't care.

Sui Yi has always been hot-tempered, but this time Cao Heli scolded him a few times in a row, but he surprisingly held back.

Yang Hongle's temper came and went quickly, but Gu Wang came back after taking a bath without a bath basket in his hand.

Yang Hongle asked Gu Wang puzzledly: "Did you come back from bathing?"

Gu Wang nodded and said, "Yes."

Yang Hongle wondered: "You didn't take the bath basket to the military training this afternoon."

"Why do you mention that thing? It's not cool to go to military training." Gu Wang sat down and took off his shoes, and changed into slippers.

"...Then why don't you put on a new pair of underwear, and put them back on again, isn't it a waste of time?" Yang Hongle asked.

Gu Wang looked down at his pants, "Oh, I'm not wearing them now."

Sui Yi's book couldn't be read any longer, so he put up his bed curtain and went to the balcony to wash up.

Gu Wang opened the balcony door, wearing slippers and shirtless, leaning against the door and asked him, "Do you have any new underwear?"

Sui Yi brushed his teeth for a while, and after rinsing his mouth, he said: "What's wrong with you?"

"I'm fine, so I just asked if you have any disposable or new ones. I brought too little, so I'll give you some money." Gu Wang mainly didn't think there were so many people in the bathhouse, he didn't even know before The bathrooms in the university are not single rooms. I thought that the bathrooms in every dormitory can take a shower.

Sui Yi sneered and said, "Mine will look big in your clothes, so you can borrow it from someone else."

Gu Wang smiled, turned around and shouted at Yang Hongle: "Lele! Sui Yi said you are too young!"

Yang Hongle was furious, "Don't sow discord there, don't wear it without you, what a grown-up you are."

Gu Wang whistled, and dug out a new pair of underwear from the closet. He didn't wear them sooner or later, but he just put them on when Sui Yi was about to climb to the upper bunk.

Sui Yi didn't seem to even look at him, and quickly entered the small world on his bed, slid, and pulled the zipper to the end.

After a while, the whole bed moved, and Gu Wang also lay down.

Gu Wang: [How is it?How big is brother? ]

Gu Wang: [Let's take a bath together another day. ]

Sui Yi saw it, but didn't reply. He clicked on Taobao and typed a keyword, sao.

Very good, I haven't said what to buy yet, all I recommend are the types of clothes that Gu Wang likes.

It's just a little blatant.

However, judging from Gu Wang's vulgar straight-male aesthetics, how can he win if he is not explicit, Sui Yi also changed the pink loli profile picture.

Replaced with a dark style Yujiefeng avatar.

Gu Wang reported today's progress in the forum, saying that Sui Yi was more shy than him in size.

Sui Yi thought, how could someone be so brazen?

Gu Wangwang's little baby: [Is your two taels of meat enough for wine? ]

This comment was drowned in the cheers and laughter of the crowd.

But when Sui Yi finished replying, when he closed his eyes, he looked like Gu Wang disregarding masculine virtues, changing clothes anywhere with his penis hanging.

Like a dormant lion, or a circling and hibernating boa constrictor, even if it is completely out of state, one can imagine how terrifying it is when it is in state.

Gu Wang always exudes desire and dissatisfaction all over his body, and looks like he has nowhere to vent his energy. No wonder this kind of person is a vegetable in the gay circle.

Sui Yi gradually became thirsty, angry and angry. He just lay down and went down to drink water. After drinking for a long time, he felt that the water was not ice-cold enough. Went to the toilet several times.

Gu Wang chatted a few more private messages, but Sui Yi kept ignoring him.

In Gu Wang's dialogue box, there are many people who added his contact information today, and many chatted with him, but Gu Wang didn't reply. The one with a black head portrait of Yu Jie attracted Gu Wang's attention.

Because this person's ID is "I am Yujie".

Gu delusional thought, neuropathy.

I'm Sister Yu: [Handsome guy, let's talk? ]

I'm Yujie: [I haven't slept yet. ]

Sui Yi's WeChat ID can be registered, and the two WeChat IDs can be logged in at the same time.

Sister Yu sent Gu Wang a message, but Gu Wang didn't reply, and Gu Wang kept sending messages to Sui Yi, and Sui Yi didn't reply, and Sui Yi sent Gu Wang a message again... No one replied, what a fucking dog licking circle .

I am Yujie: [Gu Huang? ]

I'm Yu Jie: [Are you from No. [-] Middle School?I also graduated from third middle school, one class higher than you. ]

I'm Yujie: [I heard that Sui Yi likes you? ]

Gu Wang: [You have heard it too. ]

Gee.

As soon as you say that Sui Yi has a crush on you, you will reply in seconds.

Sui Yixin said that he was reluctant to let the child not be caught by the wolf.

I'm Sister Yu: [I've heard that, but it doesn't feel true. ]

Immediately afterwards, Sui Yi sent another sentence, [Sui Yi should be a straight man], but didn't send it out, only seeing a red exclamation mark.

Yu Jie has been deleted by Gu Wang.

Sui Yi: "..."

As for?

If you don't like it, delete it, this man is so fragile.

Gu Wang found that all the people who added him today came from QR code scanning, and only this sister Yu searched by mobile phone number.

He also did not give the group his cell phone number.

But that sister Yu added him again, still searching for her phone number, and wrote in the reason for the application: [I have evidence that Sui Yi likes you]

Gu Wang's new mobile phone number was just issued by the school in the past two days, and it overlaps with Sui Yi's new mobile phone number by nine digits, which is comparable to a couple's number, and the entire outer courtyard knows it now.

But the mobile phone number he used to bind to WeChat, except for his current roommate, few people know.

A scheming gay man who sees too many delusions.

Gu Wang accepted the other party's friend request.